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{{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tee hee hee! | + | {{TB|Tee hee hee! I've boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house?}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof.}} | {{TB|No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste!}} | {{TB|But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Curse Craze Pt. 2=== | ===Curse Craze Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can't just go around cursing everybody in sight.}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's against the Witches' Code. People won't take me seriously.}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Tee hee hee hee hee.}} | {{TB|Tee hee hee hee hee.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But | + | {{TB|But there's one person everyone agrees deserves cursing.}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Cell phone customer service representatives.}} | {{TB|Cell phone customer service representatives.}} | ||
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses (8h)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses (8h)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What do you mean, | + | {{TB|What do you mean, "Unlimited Data" doesn't actually mean unlimited data?!}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels!}} | {{TB|May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels!}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I used up all my revenge potion, and I | + | {{TB|I used up all my revenge potion, and I can't face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, | + | {{TB|Well, you're used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts?}} | {{TB|Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, my | + | {{TB|Well, my nephew's always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All commerce is evil.}} | {{TB|All commerce is evil.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Set Up E-Shop (8h, Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Set Up E-Shop (8h, Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Curse Craze Pt. 4=== | ===Curse Craze Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{TB|I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers!}} | {{TB|I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|These | + | {{TB|These aren't positive at all!}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again.}} | {{TB|Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints (8h, Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints (8h, Brown House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said?}} | {{TB|Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Of course you | + | {{TB|Of course you can't use your enemy's cat's fur. I curse you with face warts!}} |
{{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|On job end:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Witch Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them.}} | {{TB|Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==Property Bother== | ==Property Bother== | ||
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{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Me hate fire!}} | {{TB|Me hate fire!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Unwind at Home (1h, Monster's Castle)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Unwind at Home (1h, Monster's Castle)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Property Bother Pt. 2=== | ===Property Bother Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time for a home remodel!}} | {{TB|Time for a home remodel!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Plan Home Renovations (4h, Monster's Castle)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Plan Home Renovations (4h, Monster's Castle)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Property Bother Pt. 3=== | ===Property Bother Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{TB|Me tell them, they do good job or me crush their trucks.}} | {{TB|Me tell them, they do good job or me crush their trucks.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now to call them and say | + | {{TB|Now to call them and say "get started"...on this tiny cellphone.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Make Phone Calls (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Make Phone Calls (4h)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Grr, cell phone too small for my fingers.}} | {{TB|Grr, cell phone too small for my fingers.}} | ||
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{{TB|Maybe this harder than me thought.}} | {{TB|Maybe this harder than me thought.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't feel bad. You take break.}} |
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay. Me go downtown and scare children. That make me feel better.}} | {{TB|Okay. Me go downtown and scare children. That make me feel better.}} | ||
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{{TB|Me cut off and reattach arm three time but feel proud of self.}} | {{TB|Me cut off and reattach arm three time but feel proud of self.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Let's invite best friends over for housewarming party. You tell Werewolf, I'll call the mob.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Admire His Work (8h, Monster's Castle)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Frankenstein's Monster Admire His Work (8h, Monster's Castle)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==Keeping Up with the Simpsons== | ==Keeping Up with the Simpsons== | ||
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{{TB|Your garden looks so lovely. Petunias, begonias, all the great -ias.}} | {{TB|Your garden looks so lovely. Petunias, begonias, all the great -ias.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks! Me just hope my husband | + | {{TB|Thanks! Me just hope my husband doesn't dig it up looking for lost neck-bolts.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Men!}} | {{TB|Men!}} | ||
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{{TB|And monsters. You like come in for some iced tea?}} | {{TB|And monsters. You like come in for some iced tea?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'd be delighted!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|Mine too!}} | {{TB|Mine too!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Your home is | + | {{TB|Your home is very... distinctive.}} |
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Our furniture is like my body: put together from junk found in the garbage.}} | {{TB|Our furniture is like my body: put together from junk found in the garbage.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, what you need to do is update your décor! And the best way to start any project is shopping.}} | {{TB|Well, what you need to do is update your décor! And the best way to start any project is shopping.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Shop for Modern Decor (8h, Shops)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Shop for Modern Decor (8h, Shops)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 3=== | ===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{TB|You should too, Marge.}} | {{TB|You should too, Marge.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Why? Are blue beehives not trendy any more? | + | {{TB|Why? Are blue beehives not trendy any more? How'd I miss that?}} |
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sorry, that come out wrong.}} | {{TB|Sorry, that come out wrong.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sometimes me | + | {{TB|Sometimes me don't know when to stop talking. One half of me brain came from a parrot.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Update Hairdo (12h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Update Hairdo (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 4=== | ===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{TB|Hi Honey. Notice anything different?}} | {{TB|Hi Honey. Notice anything different?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yes, our cable is out. Me | + | {{TB|Yes, our cable is out. Me can't watch Sports Center.}} |
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Husband not even notice my hair!}} | {{TB|Husband not even notice my hair!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Me have changed my garden, my decor, my hair...is it time to change my husband?}} | {{TB|Me have changed my garden, my decor, my hair...is it time to change my husband?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Consider a Trial Separation (8h, Monster's Castle or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Consider a Trial Separation (8h, Monster's Castle or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 5=== | ===Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|Husband, you big lummox! You not even notice my new hair.}} | {{TB|Husband, you big lummox! You not even notice my new hair.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Frankenstein's Monster Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It not me fault | + | {{TB|It not me fault I'm insensitive. I was made this way!}} |
{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh sure, any time you screw up, blame it on Dr. Frankenstein.}} | {{TB|Oh sure, any time you screw up, blame it on Dr. Frankenstein.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Julienstein Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You always know right thing to bellow.}} | {{TB|You always know right thing to bellow.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Forgive Her Monstrous Husband (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Julienstein Forgive Her Monstrous Husband (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==Spooky Gorge== | ==Spooky Gorge== | ||
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{{TB|All right you teenagers, move along. None of your making out overlooking the Spooky Gorge.}} | {{TB|All right you teenagers, move along. None of your making out overlooking the Spooky Gorge.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's weird. We know the gorge is messy and dangerous, but there's something about it that keeps attracting us.}} |
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's like the gulch version of teenage sex. I'm Shauna.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, just stay clear of the edge, okay? You kids | + | {{TB|Well, just stay clear of the edge, okay? You kids don't have my cat-like balance.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wiggum Fall Into Spooky Gorge (4h, Spooky Gorge)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Wiggum Fall Into Spooky Gorge (4h, Spooky Gorge)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My cat-like balance has deserted me! Aaaaaahh.}} | {{TB|My cat-like balance has deserted me! Aaaaaahh.}} | ||
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{{TB|He <nowiki>*</nowiki>is<nowiki>*</nowiki> the police. So technically they already know.}} | {{TB|He <nowiki>*</nowiki>is<nowiki>*</nowiki> the police. So technically they already know.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then | + | {{TB|Then let's make out.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After completing Spooky Gorge Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Spooky Gorge Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Chief | + | {{TB|Chief Wiggum's journal. I have been trapped in this Spooky Gorge for days.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The only thing | + | {{TB|The only thing I've had to eat are these bright red berries, which I've been washing down with my own urine.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I found a creek of fresh water yesterday, but | + | {{TB|I found a creek of fresh water yesterday, but I'd gotten used to pee flavor.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If anyone finds this, tell Sarah I love her, and tell Ralphie that noses are for breathing, not picking.}} | {{TB|If anyone finds this, tell Sarah I love her, and tell Ralphie that noses are for breathing, not picking.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh my God! Chief, we finally found you.}} | {{TB|Oh my God! Chief, we finally found you.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look, Lou, I can fly. | + | {{TB|Look, Lou, I can fly. I'm a golden eagle.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lou Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ok, Chief. Let's get you home and off these wild insanity-berries.}} | {{TB|Ok, Chief. Let's get you home and off these wild insanity-berries.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No | + | {{TB|No one's taking my berries! I'm hiding in the gorge forever!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.}} | {{TB|I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Washington, D. | + | {{TB|Washington, D.C...keep the government outta my Medicare!}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.}} | {{TB|Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.}} | ||
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{{TB|I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.}} | {{TB|I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now you, you look like a swell fella. | + | {{TB|Now you, you look like a swell fella. How'd you like to come back to my place for a drink?}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night (4h, Homes)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night (4h, Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2=== | ===Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This | + | {{TB|Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This "Dungeon" might do.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Aren't you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson's grandfather.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|What's wrong with me? Doesn't my cape match my fangs?}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You stick out like a sore thumb.}} | {{TB|You stick out like a sore thumb.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And I should know. | + | {{TB|And I should know. I've been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!}} | {{TB|I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!}} | ||
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{{TB|Exactly!}} | {{TB|Exactly!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well then you | + | {{TB|Well then you didn't need to mesmerize me.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture (4h)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture (4h)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I have taught you all I know, Master.}} | {{TB|I have taught you all I know, Master.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in | + | {{TB|If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in "Empire Strikes Back", you'll know the answer.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've never felt time pass so slowly, and I've spent two hundred years in a coffin.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I know all the "memes". | + | {{TB|I know all the "memes". I've liked all the cat videos. I've subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.}} | {{TB|Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.}} | {{TB|Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image (8h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image (8h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5=== | ===Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh, I | + | {{TB|Ugh, I can't concentrate.}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I | + | {{TB|My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can't focus on my dark purpose!}} |
{{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Nosferatu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I keep worrying about whether | + | {{TB|I keep worrying about whether they'll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Then my plan has succeeded!}} | {{TB|Then my plan has succeeded!}} | ||
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{{TB|Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?}} | {{TB|Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you | + | {{TB|You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn't tell me how to do it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.}} | {{TB|So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After building Tongue-Kiss Point:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Tongue-Kiss Point:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh Marge, | + | {{TB|Oh Marge, I've hired a babysitter. How would you like to sneak off to Tongue-Kiss Point with me?}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's very romantic! We haven't been there since we were kids.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, <nowiki>*</nowiki>I<nowiki>*</nowiki> have.}} | {{TB|Oh, <nowiki>*</nowiki>I<nowiki>*</nowiki> have.}} | ||
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{{TB|Homer Simpson, what have you been up to?!}} | {{TB|Homer Simpson, what have you been up to?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Come with me and find | + | {{TB|Come with me and find out...}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Sneak Out to Tongue-Kiss Point With Marge (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point, Marge)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Sneak Out to Tongue-Kiss Point With Marge (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point, Marge)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Used batteries.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Used batteries.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've been coming out to Tongue-Kiss Point and dumping them over the edge.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's terrible!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well I | + | {{TB|Well I can't throw them in the trash!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gee, | + | {{TB|Gee, it's funny how there's only old-timers parked here at Tongue-Kiss Point.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I guess kids are having their coy flirtations elsewhere.}} | {{TB|I guess kids are having their coy flirtations elsewhere.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh yeah, coy flirtations. | + | {{TB|Oh yeah, coy flirtations. That's what the kids are doing.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh my God, is that my mother in that parked car with Mr. Burns?}} | {{TB|Oh my God, is that my mother in that parked car with Mr. Burns?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, Simpson, what are you staring at? We old cats still like our saucer of cream.}} | {{TB|Well, Simpson, what are you staring at? We old cats still like our saucer of cream.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Get Tongue-Tied With Embarrassment (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Get Tongue-Tied With Embarrassment (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Homer, why are you so upset that Mr. Burns is going out with my mother?}} | {{TB|Homer, why are you so upset that Mr. Burns is going out with my mother?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Just think. What if they get married? Then | + | {{TB|Just think. What if they get married? Then I'd be his son-in-law.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then | + | {{TB|Then he'd probably promote me to some big-shot job in the head office.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And then | + | {{TB|And then I'd have to actually do some work!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|More trouble in Springfield? Well, | + | {{TB|More trouble in Springfield? Well, it's an ill wind that blows no book deal.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
{{TB|When Halloween horrors stalk the streets, people hide under the covers.}} | {{TB|When Halloween horrors stalk the streets, people hide under the covers.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And when | + | {{TB|And when they're hiding in fear, they'll need a good book to read.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You there, cornpone. Any idea what kids are reading these days?}} | {{TB|You there, cornpone. Any idea what kids are reading these days?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Mine | + | {{TB|Mine ain't reading much of anything. Just holding possum tails and pretendin' they're smarty-phones.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hayseed, you just gave me an idea.}} | {{TB|Hayseed, you just gave me an idea.}} | ||
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{{TB|Thanks for downloading my app.}} | {{TB|Thanks for downloading my app.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|In return for me monitoring everything you text, you | + | {{TB|In return for me monitoring everything you text, you get...}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
{{TB|An app that occasionally chirps.}} | {{TB|An app that occasionally chirps.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've analyzed millions of chats from thousands of children, and made an amazing discovery.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Girls like vampire novels. Guess I | + | {{TB|Girls like vampire novels. Guess I could've saved myself a little time and guessed that.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So now | + | {{TB|So now you're going to write a wonderful vampire novel?}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|With your help. I need the little girl perspective on | + | {{TB|With your help. I need the little girl perspective on what's good.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Can I help too? They say I have very feminine sensibilities.}} | {{TB|Can I help too? They say I have very feminine sensibilities.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Absolutely. Now, why | + | {{TB|Absolutely. Now, why don't you kids write a sample first chapter, just so I get an idea what you like.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll get to work on clothes for when I win the Man Booker Prize.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Try Out Ascot Ties (8h, Shops)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Try Out Ascot Ties (8h, Shops)<br>'''Task: '''Make Youngsters Write a Novel [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|We wrote the first chapter. | + | {{TB|We wrote the first chapter. It's pretty good, but I'm sure you'll do much better.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Great! Hey listen, why | + | {{TB|Great! Hey listen, why don't you all write the next chapter? Just so I know the sort of plot development you kids like.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've never been trusted by an adult before!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So kids, | + | {{TB|So kids, how's my book coming along?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We basically wrote the whole thing. When exactly are you going to get involved?}} | {{TB|We basically wrote the whole thing. When exactly are you going to get involved?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right now. | + | {{TB|Right now. I'm not so much an author, as a guy who comes up with marketing plans.}} |
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Let's start with a focus group. And who better to rate this book than the kids who wrote it?}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Use a Focus Group (8h, Tween Lit Inc)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Use a Focus Group (8h, Tween Lit Inc)<br>'''Task: '''Make Youngsters Attend a Focus Group [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===The People's Author Pt. 4=== | ===The People's Author Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{TB|No, that was a terrible idea.}} | {{TB|No, that was a terrible idea.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Instead, I ripped off that book about 80's video games. I call it | + | {{TB|Instead, I ripped off that book about 80's video games. I call it "Steady Player Fun".}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Admire His Brilliance (24h, Tween Lit Inc)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Slick Admire His Brilliance (24h, Tween Lit Inc)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Slick Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Who needs a prize when | + | {{TB|Who needs a prize when you've got a good ascot tie?}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|True. But you did lose fifty bucks to me at poker last night. Pay up!}} | {{TB|True. But you did lose fifty bucks to me at poker last night. Pay up!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But I | + | {{TB|But I don't have the money. I'm doomed!}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tell you what. | + | {{TB|Tell you what. I'll throw away your IOU... if you give me your soul.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks, man. | + | {{TB|Thanks, man. You're the greatest.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Collect Souls (12h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Collect Souls (12h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Devil's Due Pt. 2=== | ===Devil's Due Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Homer Simpson, | + | {{TB|Homer Simpson, I'd like to make you a deal. Give me your soul, and I'll give you your greatest desire...}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|A ham sandwich.}} | {{TB|A ham sandwich.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Deal! No way my soul is worth a ham sandwich.}} | {{TB|Deal! No way my soul is worth a ham sandwich.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Laugh With Glee (4h, Simpson House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Laugh With Glee (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Homer Enjoy a Ham Sandwich (4h, Simpson House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Devil's Due Pt. 3=== | ===Devil's Due Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Mr. Devil! | + | {{TB|Mr. Devil! Let's you and I have a little contest. If I win, I get my dad's soul back.}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I love | + | {{TB|I love contests...Sudoku, word jumbles, anything! But if I win, I get your soul too.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then I propose a saxophone battle. Whoever plays the most | + | {{TB|Then I propose a saxophone battle. Whoever plays the most rockin' saxophone wins.}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|A little | + | {{TB|A little "The Me Went Down To Georgia" action, huh? You're on!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't worry Lisa, I'm sure you'll beat the devil. You had the greatest teacher there is.}} |
{{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dewey Largo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Me! Elementary School Conductor of the | + | {{TB|Me! Elementary School Conductor of the Month... in 1993.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I can't believe it. The devil beat me playing saxophone.}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't feel bad. I've learned to play from the greatest musicians there ever were.}} |
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|They all end up in Hell for what they do to hotel rooms.}} | {{TB|They all end up in Hell for what they do to hotel rooms.}} | ||
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{{TB|And now, you and your father are headed there right now, to suffer in the eternal flames.}} | {{TB|And now, you and your father are headed there right now, to suffer in the eternal flames.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's your punishment for making me play jazz.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make The Devil Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape)<br>'''Task''': Make Homer Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Devil's Due Pt. 5=== | ===Devil's Due Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|And whoever is in charge of keeping this place clean is doing a terrible job.}} | {{TB|And whoever is in charge of keeping this place clean is doing a terrible job.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh, I | + | {{TB|Ugh, I can't take any more of your know-it-all-ness about Hell!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Can I take my dad?}} | {{TB|Can I take my dad?}} | ||
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{{TB|Yes, our pitchforks are too short to get through his fat layers anyway.}} | {{TB|Yes, our pitchforks are too short to get through his fat layers anyway.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I need a break. Somewhere that the air | + | {{TB|I need a break. Somewhere that the air doesn't smell of sulfur and brimstone.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make the Devil Enjoy a Breath of Fresh Air (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make the Devil Enjoy a Breath of Fresh Air (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==A Howl of a Night== | ==A Howl of a Night== | ||
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{{TB|My daytime guise as a tax accountant is gone. Tonight I mangle flesh!}} | {{TB|My daytime guise as a tax accountant is gone. Tonight I mangle flesh!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hear me howl, Springfield! | + | {{TB|Hear me howl, Springfield! I'm coming to rip out your throats.}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Unless I meet someone who needs accounting services. Then | + | {{TB|Unless I meet someone who needs accounting services. Then I'll leave a business card.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Howl (4h, Howl Hill)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Howl (4h, Howl Hill)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Howl of a Night Pt. 2=== | ===A Howl of a Night Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh wait, | + | {{TB|Oh wait, they're just regular dogs, but that's cool too. You wanna smell butts?}} |
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof!<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof!<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ordinary humans have no idea what they are missing.}} | {{TB|Ordinary humans have no idea what they are missing.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Play With Dogs (4h, Homes)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Play With Dogs (4h, Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Howl of a Night Pt. 3=== | ===A Howl of a Night Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My ear is itching like | + | {{TB|My ear is itching like crazy...now my tummy itches...}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And now that impossible-to-reach spot on top of the butt!}} | {{TB|And now that impossible-to-reach spot on top of the butt!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>whoof<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Fight the Fleas (8h, Howl Hill)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Fight the Fleas (8h, Howl Hill)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Howl of a Night Pt. 4=== | ===A Howl of a Night Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{TB|Little boy, please, I need a flea bath!}} | {{TB|Little boy, please, I need a flea bath!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|A big lummox like you? | + | {{TB|A big lummox like you? It'll take hours! What do I get?}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You ever have a problem with a bully, | + | {{TB|You ever have a problem with a bully, I'll eat him.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Make it my sister, you have a deal.}} | {{TB|Make it my sister, you have a deal.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Man, you are filthy. | + | {{TB|Man, you are filthy. I'm gonna have to mix up a special batch of dog detergent.}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, that | + | {{TB|Hey, that water's cold! I'm a werewolf, not a werewalrus.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Undergo an Embarrassing Bath (4h, Howl Hill)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Undergo an Embarrassing Bath (4h, Howl Hill)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is in that flea shampoo? It stings!}} | {{TB|What is in that flea shampoo? It stings!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My special mix. Soap, boric acid, and heavy water from my | + | {{TB|My special mix. Soap, boric acid, and heavy water from my dad's nuclear plant.}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What?! | + | {{TB|What?! That's radioactive!}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How many fleas you got now?}} | {{TB|How many fleas you got now?}} | ||
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{{TB|Dammit, kid, your homemade flea medicine has totally messed me up!}} | {{TB|Dammit, kid, your homemade flea medicine has totally messed me up!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|What's the prob. You're coat's never looked shinier.}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That radioactive goo stopped me from turning back into a human.}} | {{TB|That radioactive goo stopped me from turning back into a human.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's turned me into a permanent werewolf! Now what am I going to do?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I dunno? Play fetch?}} | {{TB|I dunno? Play fetch?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Werewolf Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House)<br>'''Task''': Make Bart Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Being a permanent werewolf | + | {{TB|Being a permanent werewolf isn't so bad!}} |
{{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Werewolf Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll never have to calculate alternative minimum tax again!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm a young, carefree teenager, and I like to make-out with my boyfriend.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Beatrice! | + | {{TB|Beatrice! You're embarrassing me. You know that makes me go super-zit...}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Come on, | + | {{TB|Come on, let's have an adventure tonight!}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You'll have to go by yourself. I'm cleaning Krustyburger bits out of the apple pie fryer.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Have a Night on the Town (4h)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Have a Night on the Town (4h)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's a beautiful day, Jeremy, let's go for a hike.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm exhausted. I've been on my feet for fourteen solid hours at Krusty Burger.}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're saying no to a girlfriend?}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm tired, not stupid.}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Great! | + | {{TB|Great! Let's go for a walk in the Cursed Forest.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Are you crazy? | + | {{TB|Are you crazy? We're a teenage couple. We're the first people to get killed in scary places.}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Then I should be safe if I go alone!}} | {{TB|Then I should be safe if I go alone!}} | ||
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{{TB|I keep hearing these odd little explosions.}} | {{TB|I keep hearing these odd little explosions.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's me. The branches keep hitting me in the face and popping my zits.}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Jeremy, you came for me!}} | {{TB|Jeremy, you came for me!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I couldn't let you go into the forest alone.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Luckily we found rats in | + | {{TB|Luckily we found rats in Krusty's Krunchy Salad Bar, so I got the afternoon off.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Admire Her Boyfriend (4h, Springfield Cursed Forest)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Admire Her Boyfriend (4h, Springfield Cursed Forest)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Wanderlust Pt. 4=== | ===Wanderlust Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't think we're alone in the Cursed Forest!}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I hear strange eerie music, and voices speaking words I | + | {{TB|I hear strange eerie music, and voices speaking words I don't understand.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You run! Leave me here.}} | {{TB|You run! Leave me here.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You're staying behind to protect me!}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, I just | + | {{TB|No, I just can't run. I have shin splints from standing behind a counter all day.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Escape the Forest (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Escape the Forest (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Poor brave Jeremy. Stayed behind for my sake.}} | {{TB|Poor brave Jeremy. Stayed behind for my sake.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll always remember him, every time I order a Krusty Burger Double Deluxe.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Jeremy! | + | {{TB|Jeremy! You're made it out of the Cursed Forest alive.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah. Turned out, the eerie music and strange muttering we heard | + | {{TB|Yeah. Turned out, the eerie music and strange muttering we heard was...}} |
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
{{TB|A Scotsman practicing his bagpipes.}} | {{TB|A Scotsman practicing his bagpipes.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Cursed Forest is the only place | + | {{TB|The Cursed Forest is the only place they'll let me play! <nowiki>*</nowiki>angry muttering<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's wonderful. Then we can go back to hiking in the forest again.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Dance to the Bagpipes (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Beatrice Dance to the Bagpipes (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Beatrice Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|So, I awake from my sleep into what I can only assume is the afterlife.}} | {{TB|So, I awake from my sleep into what I can only assume is the afterlife.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Looks like the curse on my tomb kept the looters | + | {{TB|Looks like the curse on my tomb kept the looters away...}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Golden chariot is | + | {{TB|Golden chariot is there... canopic jars full of my own mummified guts-}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, they were supposed to sacrifice my vizier so | + | {{TB|Hey, they were supposed to sacrifice my vizier so I'd have a servant in the afterlife.}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now | + | {{TB|Now where'd he sneak off to?}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Search for His Sacrificed Vizier (4h, Cursed Tomb)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Search for His Sacrificed Vizier (4h, Cursed Tomb)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, no sign of that lazy scarab-sucker. | + | {{TB|Well, no sign of that lazy scarab-sucker. Should've drowned him in the Nile years ago.}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Time to exit this tomb and check out the afterlife.}} | {{TB|Time to exit this tomb and check out the afterlife.}} | ||
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{{TB|This afterlife is way better than the priests promised. And those guys lay it on thick.}} | {{TB|This afterlife is way better than the priests promised. And those guys lay it on thick.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't see any other pharaohs. They must have headed to a big party.}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, the priests said that everything I would see would belong to me, so guess I better help myself.}} | {{TB|Well, the priests said that everything I would see would belong to me, so guess I better help myself.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey! It says, | + | {{TB|Hey! It says, "take a penny", not take everything.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Collect Worldly Possessions (4h, Shops)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Collect Worldly Possessions (4h, Shops)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|It's a myPad. You just download a hieroglyphics app.}} | {{TB|It's a myPad. You just download a hieroglyphics app.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Are you a sacred scarab? | + | {{TB|Are you a sacred scarab? 'Cause you're really bugging me.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Truly this afterlife is marvelous. Winged chariots fly across the | + | {{TB|Truly this afterlife is marvelous. Winged chariots fly across the sky...}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ambrosia flows from the spigots named | + | {{TB|Ambrosia flows from the spigots named "Squishee". And hideous demons offer me gifts.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Please | + | {{TB|Please don't hurt me! Take my hoverboard!}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Poor thing. What crime did you commit that the gods made your nose swell up and placed glass circles over your eyes?}} | {{TB|Poor thing. What crime did you commit that the gods made your nose swell up and placed glass circles over your eyes?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I ask myself that question every day.}} | {{TB|I ask myself that question every day.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Enjoy Modern Gadgets (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Enjoy Modern Gadgets (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 4=== | ===To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey you, bandage boy. You | + | {{TB|Hey you, bandage boy. You can't just walk out of the store with a cart full of stuff you didn't pay for.}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What is this thing? He is fat like a eunuch, but obnoxious like a scribe.}} | {{TB|What is this thing? He is fat like a eunuch, but obnoxious like a scribe.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Return those items. | + | {{TB|Return those items. Don't make me haul you downtown!}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Seriously, | + | {{TB|Seriously, it's a long way downtown and I was about to grab some lunch.}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Maybe this | + | {{TB|Maybe this isn't the afterlife after all. In which case, I better get this stuff back to the pyramid!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Hoard Possessions (8h, Cursed Tomb)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Hoard Possessions (8h, Cursed Tomb)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 5=== | ===To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|All that remains is to sacrifice one small servant to accompany to the afterlife.}} | {{TB|All that remains is to sacrifice one small servant to accompany to the afterlife.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, you promised me spiced ibis. I | + | {{TB|Hey, you promised me spiced ibis. I don't see any wading birds at all.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Prepare a Sacrifice (24h, Cursed Tomb)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Amenhotep Prepare a Sacrifice (24h, Cursed Tomb)<br>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Consider a New Future (4h, Cursed Tomb)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, one thing never changes, even in five thousand years.}} | {{TB|Well, one thing never changes, even in five thousand years.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Amenhotep Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's very hard to get a good servant.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|The perfect place for a purveyor of voodoo magic.}} | {{TB|The perfect place for a purveyor of voodoo magic.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm sensing this town is full of anger and resentment.}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, yeah, if I had a nickel for everyone | + | {{TB|Oh, yeah, if I had a nickel for everyone who's sworn to take revenge on me, I could afford to hire a bodyguard so I wouldn't have to worry about it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then all | + | {{TB|Then all I've got to do is show off my wares, and the customers should come running.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Show Off Voodoo Magic (4h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Show Off Voodoo Magic (4h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|Martin and his stupid violin beat me out for first chair of the school orchestra.}} | {{TB|Martin and his stupid violin beat me out for first chair of the school orchestra.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|For a small fee, I could give him a cramp in his bowing arm that just | + | {{TB|For a small fee, I could give him a cramp in his bowing arm that just won't go away.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It would be wrong to do that!}} | {{TB|It would be wrong to do that!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Luckily as a scientist, I | + | {{TB|Luckily as a scientist, I don't believe in voodoo, so go right ahead...}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Perform Voodoo for Customers (1h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Perform Voodoo for Customers (1h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 3=== | ===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Voodoo Queen, | + | {{TB|Voodoo Queen, I'm suffering from a terrible curse. I'm not enjoying my food like I used to.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yesterday, I had five pork chops and by the fifth one, I was like, | + | {{TB|Yesterday, I had five pork chops and by the fifth one, I was like, "I can take it or leave it".}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's just not me.}} |
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I do sell anti-curses. Have you wronged anyone lately?}} | {{TB|I do sell anti-curses. Have you wronged anyone lately?}} | ||
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{{TB|Me? Never! You can ask my old pal Grimes-y.}} | {{TB|Me? Never! You can ask my old pal Grimes-y.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That is to say, you could if I | + | {{TB|That is to say, you could if I hadn't killed him.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Sell Anti-Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Sell Anti-Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 4=== | ===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, | + | {{TB|Hey, it's me again, Voodoo Queen. I need another Flanders curse.}} |
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Did he call you | + | {{TB|Did he call you "neighboreeno" again? You poor thing.}} |
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You've bought so many Flanders dolls you're eligible for a bulk curse discount!}} |
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Shall I give him a nice sharp needle in the bum?}} | {{TB|Shall I give him a nice sharp needle in the bum?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Whatever you think best. | + | {{TB|Whatever you think best. You're the doctor.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Give Out New Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Give Out New Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 5=== | ===Who-do Voodoo Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|So many angry people willing to spend so much money to get back at their enemies.}} | {{TB|So many angry people willing to spend so much money to get back at their enemies.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Voodoo Queen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's a Voodoo Queen paradise. Now, it's time to take a day off!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What?! But I need more curses.}} | {{TB|What?! But I need more curses.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|When you get back to work, | + | {{TB|When you get back to work, I'm going to have you curse you so hard!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Enjoy a Day Off (24h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Voodoo Queen Enjoy a Day Off (24h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
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Contents
Curse Craze
Curse Craze Pt. 1
Curse Craze Pt. 2
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Curse Craze Pt. 3
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Curse Craze Pt. 4
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Curse Craze Pt. 5
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Property Bother
Property Bother Pt. 1
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Property Bother Pt. 2
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Property Bother Pt. 3
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Property Bother Pt. 4
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Property Bother Pt. 5
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons
Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 1
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 2
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 3
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 4
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 5
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Spooky Gorge
Spooky Gorge Pt. 1
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Spooky Gorge Pt. 2
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Nosfera-Who?
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5
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Tongue-Kiss Point
Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 1
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Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 2
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The People's Author
The People's Author Pt. 1
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The People's Author Pt. 2
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The People's Author Pt. 3
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The People's Author Pt. 4
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The People's Author Pt. 5
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The Devil Gil Offer
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Devil's Due
Devil's Due Pt. 1
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Devil's Due Pt. 2
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Devil's Due Pt. 3
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Devil's Due Pt. 4
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Devil's Due Pt. 5
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A Howl of a Night
A Howl of a Night Pt. 1
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 2
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 3
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 4
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 5
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Wanderlust
Wanderlust Pt. 1
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Wanderlust Pt. 2
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Wanderlust Pt. 3
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Wanderlust Pt. 4
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Wanderlust Pt. 5
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb
To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 1
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 2
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 3
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 4
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 5
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Who-do Voodoo
Who-do Voodoo Pt. 1
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 2
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 3
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 4
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 5
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