The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update/Premium Gameplay

Curse Craze

Curse Craze Pt. 1

After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark: Tee hee hee! I've boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete! You're not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house? No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof. So, who are you going to curse? You know, what with all the newt boiling, I kind of forgot. But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste! Task: Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Curse Craze Pt. 2

After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark: I can't just go around cursing everybody in sight. That's against the Witches' Code. People won't take me seriously. Tee hee hee hee hee. But there's one person everyone agrees deserves cursing. Cell phone customer service representatives. Task: Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses (8h) What do you mean, "Unlimited Data" doesn't actually mean unlimited data?! May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Curse Craze Pt. 3

After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark: I used up all my revenge potion, and I can't face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life? Well, you're used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade? Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts? Well, my nephew's always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce. All commerce is evil. Task: Make Witch Set Up E-Shop (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Curse Craze Pt. 4

After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark: I should have opened an e-store long ago. I love it! Would you like to see the comments and reviews? I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers! These aren't positive at all! Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again. Task: Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints (8h, Brown House) On job start: Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said? Of course you can't use your enemy's cat's fur. I curse you with face warts! On job end: Making people happy isn't my area of expertise. Maybe you should hire some cell phone customer service representatives. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Curse Craze Pt. 5

After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark: I hate running a business! Taxes, inventory, customer service. I miss the simple joys of flying around on a broom and baking fat kids in the oven. How did I end up in this pickle? Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them. Task: Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Property Bother

Property Bother Pt. 1

After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark: Ah, finally. Home, sweet home. Long hard day of dodging pitchforks. Time to sit down, relax, put feet up by fire. Me hate fire! Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Unwind at Home (1h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Property Bother Pt. 2

After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark: Grr, what is dripping on my head? Roof leaking. Me put fixing it on Monster-Do list five mob-chases ago. This house is mess. Roof leak. Floor squeak. Microwave not work. Makes my bolts get hot. Time for a home remodel! Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Plan Home Renovations (4h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Property Bother Pt. 3

After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark: Look at these plans for new dream home! I love it! Hurry and hire the contractors. Me already do it. Me excellent negotiator. Me tell them, they do good job or me crush their trucks. Now to call them and say "get started"...on this tiny cellphone. Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Make Phone Calls (4h) On job start: Grr, cell phone too small for my fingers. Where Dr. Frankenstein get my fingers from? A yeti? Grr. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Property Bother Pt. 4

After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark: Stupid contractor. Home remodel still not finished. Me call him today, he on vacation in Hawaii with our money. He not so bad. Me think he kind of cute. Me remodel house me-self! How hard can it be? Me already a construction project. Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Use Power Tools (8h, Monster's Castle) Maybe this harder than me thought. Don't feel bad. You take break. Okay. Me go downtown and scare children. That make me feel better. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Property Bother Pt. 5

After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark: Me did it! You fixed up house! It look wonderful. Me cut off and reattach arm three time but feel proud of self. Let's invite best friends over for housewarming party. You tell Werewolf, I'll call the mob. Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Admire His Work (8h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Keeping Up with the Simpsons

Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 1

After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark: Must spruce up our garden. Plant shrubs and flowers. Yes, me like to stare at flowers in childlike wonder. Me always said, I have green thumb. Me too! Doctor F. not sew it on good, and now it have gangrene. Task: Make Julienstein Make New Friends While Gardening (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House) Your garden looks so lovely. Petunias, begonias, all the great -ias. Thanks! Me just hope my husband doesn't dig it up looking for lost neck-bolts. Men! And monsters. You like come in for some iced tea? I'd be delighted! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 2

After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark: Come in, sit down, Marge. Sorry place is such a mess. Me husband got scared by lightning last night and go on panicked rampage. Mine too! Your home is very... distinctive. Our furniture is like my body: put together from junk found in the garbage. Well, what you need to do is update your décor! And the best way to start any project is shopping. Task: Make Julienstein Shop for Modern Decor (8h, Shops) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 3

After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark: As long as me sprucing up me house, maybe it time to update me hairdo. You should too, Marge. Why? Are blue beehives not trendy any more? How'd I miss that? Sorry, that come out wrong. Sometimes me don't know when to stop talking. One half of me brain came from a parrot. Task: Make Julienstein Update Hairdo (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 4

After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark: Hi Honey. Notice anything different? Yes, our cable is out. Me can't watch Sports Center. Husband not even notice my hair! Me have changed my garden, my decor, my hair...is it time to change my husband? Task: Make Julienstein Consider a Trial Separation (8h, Monster's Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 5

After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark: Husband, you big lummox! You not even notice my new hair. It not me fault I'm insensitive. I was made this way! Oh sure, any time you screw up, blame it on Dr. Frankenstein. Let me make it up to you. We go scare villagers for two hours, then come home and play neck-bolt nookie. You always know right thing to bellow. Task: Make Julienstein Forgive Her Monstrous Husband (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Spooky Gorge

Spooky Gorge Pt. 1

After building Spooky Gorge: All right you teenagers, move along. None of your making out overlooking the Spooky Gorge. It's weird. We know the gorge is messy and dangerous, but there's something about it that keeps attracting us. It's like the gulch version of teenage sex. I'm Shauna. Well, just stay clear of the edge, okay? You kids don't have my cat-like balance. Task: Make Wiggum Fall Into Spooky Gorge (4h, Spooky Gorge) On job start: My cat-like balance has deserted me! Aaaaaahh. He fell in the Spooky Gorge. Should we tell the police. He *is* the police. So technically they already know. Then let's make out. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Spooky Gorge Pt. 2

After completing Spooky Gorge Pt. 1: Chief Wiggum's journal. I have been trapped in this Spooky Gorge for days. The only thing I've had to eat are these bright red berries, which I've been washing down with my own urine. I found a creek of fresh water yesterday, but I'd gotten used to pee flavor. If anyone finds this, tell Sarah I love her, and tell Ralphie that noses are for breathing, not picking. Task: Make Wiggum Continue to Lose His Mind (4h, Spooky Gorge) Oh my God! Chief, we finally found you. Look, Lou, I can fly. I'm a golden eagle. Ok, Chief. Let's get you home and off these wild insanity-berries. No one's taking my berries! I'm hiding in the gorge forever! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nosfera-Who?

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1

After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark: I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles. Washington, D.C...keep the government outta my Medicare! Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey. Who you calling unwary? I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep. Now you, you look like a swell fella. How'd you like to come back to my place for a drink? Task: Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night (4h, Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2

After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark: Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This "Dungeon" might do. Aren't you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson's grandfather. What's wrong with me? Doesn't my cape match my fangs? You stick out like a sore thumb. And I should know. I've been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me. I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up! Task: Make Nosferatu Take Control of Comic Book Guy (4h, Android's Dungeon, Comic Book Guy) I hear and obey you, Master. What is your command? Hmm. You could start by saying something nice. Fine. Best. Master. Ever. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3

After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark: You will help me fit in! I must know everything about your culture. You want me to spend hours, even days, gassing on about pop culture? Exactly! Well then you didn't need to mesmerize me. Task: Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture (4h) I have taught you all I know, Master. If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in "Empire Strikes Back", you'll know the answer. I've never felt time pass so slowly, and I've spent two hundred years in a coffin. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4

After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark: I know all the "memes". I've liked all the cat videos. I've subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless. Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe. You look like Skeletor got a job as a doorman. Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is. Task: Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5

After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark: Ugh, I can't concentrate. My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can't focus on my dark purpose! I keep worrying about whether they'll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe. Then my plan has succeeded! Minion, have you tricked me? Task: Make Nosferatu Feel Five Hundred Years Worth of Rage (4h, Android's Dungeon) Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me? You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn't tell me how to do it. So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage. It's the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Tongue-Kiss Point

Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 1

After building Tongue-Kiss Point: Oh Marge, I've hired a babysitter. How would you like to sneak off to Tongue-Kiss Point with me? That's very romantic! We haven't been there since we were kids. Oh, *I* have. Homer Simpson, what have you been up to?! Come with me and find out... Task: Make Homer Sneak Out to Tongue-Kiss Point With Marge (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point, Marge) Homer Simpson, what do you have in that bag. *chuckles* Used batteries. I've been coming out to Tongue-Kiss Point and dumping them over the edge. That's terrible! Well I can't throw them in the trash! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 2

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Gee, it's funny how there's only old-timers parked here at Tongue-Kiss Point. I guess kids are having their coy flirtations elsewhere. Oh yeah, coy flirtations. That's what the kids are doing. Oh my God, is that my mother in that parked car with Mr. Burns? Well, Simpson, what are you staring at? We old cats still like our saucer of cream. Task: Make Homer Get Tongue-Tied With Embarrassment (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point) On job start: Homer, why are you so upset that Mr. Burns is going out with my mother? Just think. What if they get married? Then I'd be his son-in-law. Then he'd probably promote me to some big-shot job in the head office. And then I'd have to actually do some work! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The People's Author

The People's Author Pt. 1

After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark: More trouble in Springfield? Well, it's an ill wind that blows no book deal. When Halloween horrors stalk the streets, people hide under the covers. And when they're hiding in fear, they'll need a good book to read. You there, cornpone. Any idea what kids are reading these days? Mine ain't reading much of anything. Just holding possum tails and pretendin' they're smarty-phones. Hayseed, you just gave me an idea. Task: Make Slick Listen In to What the Kids are Saying (4h, Tween Lit Inc) Thanks for downloading my app. In return for me monitoring everything you text, you get... An app that occasionally chirps. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The People's Author Pt. 2

After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark: I've analyzed millions of chats from thousands of children, and made an amazing discovery. Girls like vampire novels. Guess I could've saved myself a little time and guessed that. So now you're going to write a wonderful vampire novel? With your help. I need the little girl perspective on what's good. Can I help too? They say I have very feminine sensibilities. Absolutely. Now, why don't you kids write a sample first chapter, just so I get an idea what you like. I'll get to work on clothes for when I win the Man Booker Prize. Task: Make Slick Try Out Ascot Ties (8h, Shops) Task: Make Youngsters Write a Novel [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc) We wrote the first chapter. It's pretty good, but I'm sure you'll do much better. Great! Hey listen, why don't you all write the next chapter? Just so I know the sort of plot development you kids like. I've never been trusted by an adult before! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The People's Author Pt. 3

After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark: So kids, how's my book coming along? We basically wrote the whole thing. When exactly are you going to get involved? Right now. I'm not so much an author, as a guy who comes up with marketing plans. Let's start with a focus group. And who better to rate this book than the kids who wrote it? Task: Make Slick Use a Focus Group (8h, Tween Lit Inc) Task: Make Youngsters Attend a Focus Group [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The People's Author Pt. 4

After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark: Reviews of my new book are in! "Unimaginative and predictable". The Daily Fourth Gradian. How could you pan the book you wrote yourselves?! Because you put your name on it! Task: Make Slick Have the Book Thrown at Him (4h) Ow! I think that last one may have given me brain damage! Or a brilliant idea for a book! An author turned on by his fickle public reinvents himself for the better. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The People's Author Pt. 5

After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark: I knew it! My new book is a hit. So the public loved your lacerating self-exploration? No, that was a terrible idea. Instead, I ripped off that book about 80's video games. I call it "Steady Player Fun". Task: Make Slick Admire His Brilliance (24h, Tween Lit Inc) Who needs a prize when you've got a good ascot tie? Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Devil Gil Offer

After tapping on Gil's The Devil mark: You'll never guess my luck! I was sleeping in a boxcar when the train derailed. Next thing I know, I'm down in Hell. Well, sir, turns out he was looking for an advance man to help market his Devilish transactions on Earth. So what do you say? Buy my devil and he'll make you a Hell of a good deal. On offer accepted: Thanks, pal, you made the right choice! Listen, if the Devil offers you a deal... Take it! Best decision I ever made. On offer declined: You couldn't do me this solid? You're literally sending me to Hell.

Devil's Due

Devil's Due Pt. 1

After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark: It's a beautiful day to claim someone's soul. Bad day, Lenny. It seems you owe me something. No! I never gambled for my soul with you. True. But you did lose fifty bucks to me at poker last night. Pay up! But I don't have the money. I'm doomed! Tell you what. I'll throw away your IOU... if you give me your soul. Thanks, man. You're the greatest. Task: Make The Devil Collect Souls (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Devil's Due Pt. 2

After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark: Homer Simpson, I'd like to make you a deal. Give me your soul, and I'll give you your greatest desire... A ham sandwich. Deal! No way my soul is worth a ham sandwich. Task: Make The Devil Laugh With Glee (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Enjoy a Ham Sandwich (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Devil's Due Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mr. Devil! Let's you and I have a little contest. If I win, I get my dad's soul back. I love contests...Sudoku, word jumbles, anything! But if I win, I get your soul too. Then I propose a saxophone battle. Whoever plays the most rockin' saxophone wins. A little "The Me Went Down To Georgia" action, huh? You're on! Task: Make The Devil Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House) On job start: Don't worry Lisa, I'm sure you'll beat the devil. You had the greatest teacher there is. Me! Elementary School Conductor of the Month... in 1993. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Devil's Due Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: I can't believe it. The devil beat me playing saxophone. Don't feel bad. I've learned to play from the greatest musicians there ever were. They all end up in Hell for what they do to hotel rooms. And now, you and your father are headed there right now, to suffer in the eternal flames. That's your punishment for making me play jazz. Task: Make The Devil Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Task: Make Lisa Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Task: Make Homer Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Devil's Due Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: You know, Devil, you could probably get twenty percent more torments per hour if you just organized demons into four shifts instead of three. And whoever is in charge of keeping this place clean is doing a terrible job. Ugh, I can't take any more of your know-it-all-ness about Hell! Can I take my dad? Yes, our pitchforks are too short to get through his fat layers anyway. I need a break. Somewhere that the air doesn't smell of sulfur and brimstone. Task: Make the Devil Enjoy a Breath of Fresh Air (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

A Howl of a Night

A Howl of a Night Pt. 1

After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark: The moon is full and I have completed my transformation into wolf form. My daytime guise as a tax accountant is gone. Tonight I mangle flesh! Hear me howl, Springfield! I'm coming to rip out your throats. Unless I meet someone who needs accounting services. Then I'll leave a business card. Task: Make Werewolf Howl (4h, Howl Hill) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Howl of a Night Pt. 2

After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark: My howls have brought fellow werewolves to join me. *whoof* Oh wait, they're just regular dogs, but that's cool too. You wanna smell butts? *whoof!* Ordinary humans have no idea what they are missing. Task: Make Werewolf Play With Dogs (4h, Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Howl of a Night Pt. 3

After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark: My ear is itching like crazy...now my tummy itches... And now that impossible-to-reach spot on top of the butt! Dude, when was the last time you had a flea bath? *whoof* Task: Make Werewolf Fight the Fleas (8h, Howl Hill) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Howl of a Night Pt. 4

After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark: Little boy, please, I need a flea bath! A big lummox like you? It'll take hours! What do I get? You ever have a problem with a bully, I'll eat him. Make it my sister, you have a deal. Man, you are filthy. I'm gonna have to mix up a special batch of dog detergent. Hey, that water's cold! I'm a werewolf, not a werewalrus. Task: Make Werewolf Undergo an Embarrassing Bath (4h, Howl Hill) What is in that flea shampoo? It stings! My special mix. Soap, boric acid, and heavy water from my dad's nuclear plant. What?! That's radioactive! How many fleas you got now? None. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Howl of a Night Pt. 5

After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark: Dammit, kid, your homemade flea medicine has totally messed me up! What's the prob. You're coat's never looked shinier. That radioactive goo stopped me from turning back into a human. It's turned me into a permanent werewolf! Now what am I going to do? I dunno? Play fetch? Task: Make Werewolf Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House) Being a permanent werewolf isn't so bad! I'll never have to calculate alternative minimum tax again! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Wanderlust

Wanderlust Pt. 1

After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark: I'm a young, carefree teenager, and I like to make-out with my boyfriend. Beatrice! You're embarrassing me. You know that makes me go super-zit... Come on, let's have an adventure tonight! You'll have to go by yourself. I'm cleaning Krustyburger bits out of the apple pie fryer. Task: Make Beatrice Have a Night on the Town (4h) Springfield has so much to offer for a carefree teenager. I just wish my squeaky-voiced boyfriend, Jeremy, could be here. I think I'll grab a delicious Krusty Burger while my youthful metabolism can still handle it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wanderlust Pt. 2

After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark: It's a beautiful day, Jeremy, let's go for a hike. I'm exhausted. I've been on my feet for fourteen solid hours at Krusty Burger. You're saying no to a girlfriend? I'm tired, not stupid. Great! Let's go for a walk in the Cursed Forest. Are you crazy? We're a teenage couple. We're the first people to get killed in scary places. Then I should be safe if I go alone! Task: Make Beatrice Go for a Hike (4h) Hiking the Cursed Forest is positively enchanting! No sounds but the howl of wolves, snapping twigs, and heavy breathing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wanderlust Pt. 3

After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark: This Cursed Forest is giving me the creeps. I keep hearing these odd little explosions. That's me. The branches keep hitting me in the face and popping my zits. Jeremy, you came for me! I couldn't let you go into the forest alone. Luckily we found rats in Krusty's Krunchy Salad Bar, so I got the afternoon off. Task: Make Beatrice Admire Her Boyfriend (4h, Springfield Cursed Forest) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wanderlust Pt. 4

After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark: I don't think we're alone in the Cursed Forest! I hear strange eerie music, and voices speaking words I don't understand. You run! Leave me here. You're staying behind to protect me! No, I just can't run. I have shin splints from standing behind a counter all day. Task: Make Beatrice Escape the Forest (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest) Poor brave Jeremy. Stayed behind for my sake. I'll always remember him, every time I order a Krusty Burger Double Deluxe. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Wanderlust Pt. 5

After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark: Jeremy! You're made it out of the Cursed Forest alive. Yeah. Turned out, the eerie music and strange muttering we heard was... A Scotsman practicing his bagpipes. The Cursed Forest is the only place they'll let me play! *angry muttering* That's wonderful. Then we can go back to hiking in the forest again. Task: Make Beatrice Dance to the Bagpipes (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest) What fun! Hanging out with a burger tossing boyfriend and an angry Scotsman. On second thought, maybe this really is a cursed forest. Quest reward: 200 and 20

To Tomb or Not to Tomb

To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 1

After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark: So, I awake from my sleep into what I can only assume is the afterlife. Looks like the curse on my tomb kept the looters away... Golden chariot is there... canopic jars full of my own mummified guts- Hey, they were supposed to sacrifice my vizier so I'd have a servant in the afterlife. Now where'd he sneak off to? Task: Make Amenhotep Search for His Sacrificed Vizier (4h, Cursed Tomb) Well, no sign of that lazy scarab-sucker. Should've drowned him in the Nile years ago. Time to exit this tomb and check out the afterlife. Quest reward: 100 and 10

To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 2

After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark: This afterlife is way better than the priests promised. And those guys lay it on thick. Don't see any other pharaohs. They must have headed to a big party. Well, the priests said that everything I would see would belong to me, so guess I better help myself. Hey! It says, "take a penny", not take everything. Task: Make Amenhotep Collect Worldly Possessions (4h, Shops) You say it's a "tablet", but how do you carve hieroglyphics into it? It's a myPad. You just download a hieroglyphics app. Are you a sacred scarab? 'Cause you're really bugging me. Quest reward: 100 and 10

To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 3

After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark: Truly this afterlife is marvelous. Winged chariots fly across the sky... Ambrosia flows from the spigots named "Squishee". And hideous demons offer me gifts. Please don't hurt me! Take my hoverboard! Poor thing. What crime did you commit that the gods made your nose swell up and placed glass circles over your eyes? I ask myself that question every day. Task: Make Amenhotep Enjoy Modern Gadgets (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 4

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: Hey you, bandage boy. You can't just walk out of the store with a cart full of stuff you didn't pay for. What is this thing? He is fat like a eunuch, but obnoxious like a scribe. Return those items. Don't make me haul you downtown! Seriously, it's a long way downtown and I was about to grab some lunch. Maybe this isn't the afterlife after all. In which case, I better get this stuff back to the pyramid! Task: Make Amenhotep Hoard Possessions (8h, Cursed Tomb) Quest reward: 100 and 10

To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 5

After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark: I return to my long sleep, awaiting resurrection in the land of my Gods. My possessions are locked away, and the curse is laid on my tomb. All that remains is to sacrifice one small servant to accompany to the afterlife. Hey, you promised me spiced ibis. I don't see any wading birds at all. Task: Make Amenhotep Prepare a Sacrifice (24h, Cursed Tomb) Task: Make Milhouse Consider a New Future (4h, Cursed Tomb) Well, one thing never changes, even in five thousand years. It's very hard to get a good servant. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Who-do Voodoo

Who-do Voodoo Pt. 1

After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark: So this is Springfield. Ugly town, ugly people. The perfect place for a purveyor of voodoo magic. I'm sensing this town is full of anger and resentment. Oh, yeah, if I had a nickel for everyone who's sworn to take revenge on me, I could afford to hire a bodyguard so I wouldn't have to worry about it. Then all I've got to do is show off my wares, and the customers should come running. Task: Make Voodoo Queen Show Off Voodoo Magic (4h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Voodoo dolls of Moe! Get your voodoo dolls of Moe! Yeah, this is going to be a bad week. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who-do Voodoo Pt. 2

After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark: My first customer of the day! What can I do for you? Martin and his stupid violin beat me out for first chair of the school orchestra. For a small fee, I could give him a cramp in his bowing arm that just won't go away. It would be wrong to do that! Luckily as a scientist, I don't believe in voodoo, so go right ahead... Task: Make Voodoo Queen Perform Voodoo for Customers (1h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who-do Voodoo Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Voodoo Queen, I'm suffering from a terrible curse. I'm not enjoying my food like I used to. Yesterday, I had five pork chops and by the fifth one, I was like, "I can take it or leave it". That's just not me. I do sell anti-curses. Have you wronged anyone lately? Me? Never! You can ask my old pal Grimes-y. That is to say, you could if I hadn't killed him. Task: Make Voodoo Queen Sell Anti-Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who-do Voodoo Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey, it's me again, Voodoo Queen. I need another Flanders curse. Did he call you "neighboreeno" again? You poor thing. You've bought so many Flanders dolls you're eligible for a bulk curse discount! Shall I give him a nice sharp needle in the bum? Whatever you think best. You're the doctor. Task: Make Voodoo Queen Give Out New Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who-do Voodoo Pt. 5

After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark: Coming to Springfield has been a total blessing! So many angry people willing to spend so much money to get back at their enemies. It's a Voodoo Queen paradise. Now, it's time to take a day off! What?! But I need more curses. When you get back to work, I'm going to have you curse you so hard! Task: Make Voodoo Queen Enjoy a Day Off (24h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 200 and 20