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Jasper Beardley is a resident of the Springfield Retirement Castle, Jasper is often seen around Springfield.

Past

Jobs

In the past, Jasper has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tinfoil (according to Lisa). A deleted scene from the episode "In Marge We Trust", contained on the The Simpsons Eighth Season DVD, reveals that Jasper preceded Reverend Lovejoy as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.

War Service

"According to "The Sweetest Apu", Jasper is a veteran of World War II. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war.

Other

Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for The Be Sharps (Homer's Barbershop Quartet) by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".

Problems

Vision

It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes. When Abe Simpson tried to steal Jasper's dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft. Also, in the episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", when everyone comes to watch the show, Jasper looks down to Bart and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?" Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little girl!! Are you blind?!" In which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes.." jasper also acts as a good friend to abe and also a bad friend. an example of jasper being a good friend is when abe's girlfriend beatrice simmons passed away jasper comferted abe and told him what had happened. an example of him being a bad friend is in the episode bart the general when he stole abe's newspaper because he wanted to do the crossword puzzle. jasper has been a minor supporting character since season 1 and has had a few small speaking roles since he did not make a speaking role in season 11 though.

Other Major Accidents

Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart's freezer, and under advice from Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). He put a viking helmet on Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him), but when Jasper was accidentally unfrozen and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, Apu's dreams of wealth were once again crushed. Apu was considering selling him to a Rich Texan. Jasper has unfortunate events like Hans Moleman because he has had many accidants in the series.

Minor Accidents

Jasper was shot in his artificial leg, by Waylon Smithers, on the same night of the nearly fatal shooting of Mr. Burns. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish Man and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary. jasper was also turned into a dog for not thinking happy thoughts by bart in treehouse of horror 2 episode. jasper has also mentioned that he was diabetic in one of the newer seasons. in who shot mr burns part 2 jasper's left leg is meant to be prosthetic.

Episode Appearances