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Horatio McCallister

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Captain Horatio McCallister
Captain McCallister
Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 83
Hair: Grey hair and beard
Occupation: Springfield entrepeneur
Relatives: Son:Unamed
Friend:Handsome Pete
First appearance: New kid on the block
Voiced by: Hank Azaria


Horatio McCallister, also known as The Sea Captain is a sea captain (voice of Hank Azaria) with a West Country accent. On several occasions, he acknowledges his incompetence with a depressed: "Yarr, I don't know what I'm doin'.

Alcholicism

" He is a member of the Springfield Alcoholics Anonymous and has a literal "wooden leg" in which he keeps liquor.

Conflicts

In "Bart of War" he uses his wooden leg to have a vicious sword fight with Sideshow Mel's bone.

Imcompetence

As an entrepreneur, McCallister is equally incompetent. His restaurant, The Frying Dutchman, is a failing business venture that does not generate enough income to support its owner.

Actual Life

In the episode Lisa Gets an "A", the captain appears as a penniless bum. When seeing Homer and Marge walking Homer's pet lobster at the beach, he approaches them and claims that he runs a "small academy for lobsters." However, when Marge refuses to send the lobster away to "some snobby boarding school," McCallister asks her for spare change instead.

Other Appearances

He attacked a giant squid in Homer's Barbershop Quartet, looking for gold he believed was in its belly.


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