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== History == | == History == | ||
Krusty rode Apocalyptic in the [[Celebrity Harness Racing|Celebrity Harness race]] after the previous rider dropped out. It's odds where 1000-1. | Krusty rode Apocalyptic in the [[Celebrity Harness Racing|Celebrity Harness race]] after the previous rider dropped out. It's odds where 1000-1. | ||
| − | Krusty gives the horse a cocktail of vitamins, caffenine, steroids and Xanax, which angered Fat Tony and led to Krusty running from mobsters and dodging bullets at [[Milhouse Van Houten|a boy's]] birthday party. | + | Krusty gives the horse a cocktail of vitamins, caffenine, steroids and Xanax, which angered Fat Tony and led to Krusty running from mobsters and dodging bullets at [[Milhouse Van Houten|a boy's]] birthday party. This horse is actually violent as fuck and tries to kill anyone that is jewish because it has 666 on its forehead and it's satan's horse like that so when every time he is creeping aroud at night and sees a woman sleeping on her bed, he horse fucks her until she bleeds to death. |
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| + | Weaknesses: Fucking the horse back, Killing it really violently by making it loose a leg or decapitate it. | ||
The horse came last, taking seven minutes to finish, and afterwards, shows the crowd a "demonstration of healthy bowels". | The horse came last, taking seven minutes to finish, and afterwards, shows the crowd a "demonstration of healthy bowels". | ||
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== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Revision as of 11:27, May 9, 2013
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Apocalyptic is a race horse owned by Fat Tony. It is notable for having a 666 mark on its forehead.
History
Krusty rode Apocalyptic in the Celebrity Harness race after the previous rider dropped out. It's odds where 1000-1. Krusty gives the horse a cocktail of vitamins, caffenine, steroids and Xanax, which angered Fat Tony and led to Krusty running from mobsters and dodging bullets at a boy's birthday party. This horse is actually violent as fuck and tries to kill anyone that is jewish because it has 666 on its forehead and it's satan's horse like that so when every time he is creeping aroud at night and sees a woman sleeping on her bed, he horse fucks her until she bleeds to death.
Weaknesses: Fucking the horse back, Killing it really violently by making it loose a leg or decapitate it.
The horse came last, taking seven minutes to finish, and afterwards, shows the crowd a "demonstration of healthy bowels". SATAN
Appearances
