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Cornelius Chapman

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Revision as of 18:40, January 16, 2011 by Mythigator (talk) (Death)
Cornelius Chapman
Cornelius chapman.png
Character Information
Gender:
Male ♂
Status:
Deceased
Age: 108
Hair: White
First appearance: "The Mansion Family"
Voiced by: Dan Castellaneta


"You're doing the right thing. Oh, oh, out you go!"
―Cornelius Chapman in 1929[src]

Cornelius Chapman was Springfield's oldest resident at 108 years old.

History

Chapman built the first log cabin in Springfield; he introduced the toothbrush to the citizens of Springfield, and, for years, was their only pro basketball player. During the market crash of 1929, he helped people jump out of tall buildings to avoid disgrace, and he once took a bullet for Huey Long (who, unfortunately for him, was hit by several other bullets in the same volley).

Death

At the Springfield Pride Awards, which were co–hosted by Kent Brockman and Britney Spears, while accepting his award, Chapman received a kiss from Spears, which caused him to suffer a heart attack, whereupon he immediately died.

After Chapman collapsed, Brockman unfastened the award from his frozen grip, nonchalantly shoved him offstage, and bestowed the award on Springfield's next-oldest living resident, Mr. Burns.

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Appearances