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Judge '''Constance Harm''' is a harsh, sadistic, and unforgiving disciplinarian. She enjoys creating cruel punishments for criminals in her court. Usually [[Judge Snyder]] resolves court cases, but Judge Harm has mainly been used for handing down negative verdicts, such as sentencing a family member to prison. | Judge '''Constance Harm''' is a harsh, sadistic, and unforgiving disciplinarian. She enjoys creating cruel punishments for criminals in her court. Usually [[Judge Snyder]] resolves court cases, but Judge Harm has mainly been used for handing down negative verdicts, such as sentencing a family member to prison. | ||
== Biography and Career == | == Biography and Career == | ||
| − | [[File:Ocean View 1.png|left|thumb|Judge Constance Harm's | + | [[File:Ocean View 1.png|left|thumb|Judge Constance Harm's houseboat at 1 Ocean View Drive]] |
| − | Harm is notorious for having an even-'''tougher'''-than-nails approach in how she runs her courtroom, and takes a dim view of people making personal remarks abut her. For example, when [[Bart]] | + | Harm is notorious for having an even-'''tougher'''-than-nails approach in how she runs her courtroom, and takes a dim view of people making personal remarks abut her. For example, when [[Bart]] appealed a restraining order that [[Lisa]] had on him, he implies that Judge Harm had no sense of humor, and that's why she became a judge instead of finding a husband. Judge Harm indignantly retorted, "I ''have'' a husband!", and extended the restraining order on Bart from 20 feet to 200 feet.<ref>"[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]"</ref> |
| − | + | Judge Harm was first seen when she filled in for [[Judge Snyder]], who had just gone on vacation. She immediately established a complete contrast to Snyder: Where Judge Snyder had a fishing clown on his bench for an ornament, Harm had a guillotine<ref name=[[The Parent Rap]]>"[[The Parent Rap]]"</ref>. | |
| − | Judge Harm is transgendered (male to female). On another occasion when Bart | + | In spite of her often-harsh attitude, Judge Harm is a competent jurist and fluent in the law. When Homer tried to declare bankruptcy and cited legal definitions to prove his point, Harm didn't buy it. She pointed out that he was referring to the ''old'' bankruptcy laws and thus still was required to pay his creditors. She then ordered him to get financial counseling.<ref>"[[Rome-Old and Julie-Eh]]"</ref> |
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| + | Judge Harm is transgendered (male to female). On another occasion when Bart appeared in her courtroom, she said to him, "You remind me of me, when I was a little boy." The revelation came as a shock to [[Snake]]: "Did she say she used to be a ''dude''?"<ref name=[[The Parent Rap]]>"[[The Parent Rap]]"</ref> | ||
Harm also revoked [[Homer]]'s driver's license after he drove his car off the dock (due to having so many accessories installed in his car that he wasn't paying attention to his driving). After Homer was rescued by the Coast Guard, he appeared in Harm's courtroom, where she cut up Homer's license, guillotined the pieces, fed the remaining shards to a pair of dogs, and then ordered the court officers to "Burn their crap!"<ref>"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"</ref> | Harm also revoked [[Homer]]'s driver's license after he drove his car off the dock (due to having so many accessories installed in his car that he wasn't paying attention to his driving). After Homer was rescued by the Coast Guard, he appeared in Harm's courtroom, where she cut up Homer's license, guillotined the pieces, fed the remaining shards to a pair of dogs, and then ordered the court officers to "Burn their crap!"<ref>"[[Brake My Wife, Please]]"</ref> | ||
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Character Information
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- "I'm going to lock you up 'till frogs do fractions!"
- ―Judge Constance Harm[[The Parent Rap|[src]]]
Judge Constance Harm is a harsh, sadistic, and unforgiving disciplinarian. She enjoys creating cruel punishments for criminals in her court. Usually Judge Snyder resolves court cases, but Judge Harm has mainly been used for handing down negative verdicts, such as sentencing a family member to prison.
Biography and Career
Harm is notorious for having an even-tougher-than-nails approach in how she runs her courtroom, and takes a dim view of people making personal remarks abut her. For example, when Bart appealed a restraining order that Lisa had on him, he implies that Judge Harm had no sense of humor, and that's why she became a judge instead of finding a husband. Judge Harm indignantly retorted, "I have a husband!", and extended the restraining order on Bart from 20 feet to 200 feet.[1]
Judge Harm was first seen when she filled in for Judge Snyder, who had just gone on vacation. She immediately established a complete contrast to Snyder: Where Judge Snyder had a fishing clown on his bench for an ornament, Harm had a guillotineCite error: Invalid <ref> tag;
invalid names, e.g. too many.
In spite of her often-harsh attitude, Judge Harm is a competent jurist and fluent in the law. When Homer tried to declare bankruptcy and cited legal definitions to prove his point, Harm didn't buy it. She pointed out that he was referring to the old bankruptcy laws and thus still was required to pay his creditors. She then ordered him to get financial counseling.[2]
Judge Harm is transgendered (male to female). On another occasion when Bart appeared in her courtroom, she said to him, "You remind me of me, when I was a little boy." The revelation came as a shock to Snake: "Did she say she used to be a dude?"Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag;
invalid names, e.g. too many
Harm also revoked Homer's driver's license after he drove his car off the dock (due to having so many accessories installed in his car that he wasn't paying attention to his driving). After Homer was rescued by the Coast Guard, he appeared in Harm's courtroom, where she cut up Homer's license, guillotined the pieces, fed the remaining shards to a pair of dogs, and then ordered the court officers to "Burn their crap!"[3]
Behind the Laughter
- Judge Harm is a parody of TV's tough-as-nails, no-nonsense Judge Judy. One of Judge Judy's famous quotations is "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining." Similarly, one of Judge Harm's sayings is "Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting!"
- Her name is a pun on the phrase "Constant Harm," implying that she likes issuing cruel punishments to people in her courtroom.
Appearances
Episode – "The Parent Rap" - Episode – "Rome-Old and Julie-Eh"
- Episode – "Brawl in the Family"
- Episode – "Barting Over"
- Episode – "Brake My Wife, Please"
- Episode – "The Wandering Juvie"
- Episode – "On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister"
- Episode – "Chief of Hearts"
References
