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'''Jasper Beardley''' is a resident of the [[Springfield Retirement Castle]], '''Jasper''' is often see around [[Springfield]]. He is distinguished by his gravelly baritone voice. It was revealed in [[Who Shot Mr. Burns?|Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 2]] that he has a wooden leg. In the past, Jasper has been a substitute teacher who confiscated everything made of tinfoil (according to Lisa); he was a member of the Springfiled Baggy-Pants Players as part of the Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase.
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'''Jasper Beardly''' (voiced by [[Harry Shearer]]) is one of the elder residents of [[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]. His most distinguishing trait and the origin of his name is his very long beard. Jasper is a veteran of [[World War II]]. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war.  
After an incident in which Bart broke Grampa'a teeth, Abe proceeded to attempt to steal Jasper's dentures; Jasper awoke from a sound sleep, clicking on the lamp to find Abe with his hands on the dentures, at which time jasper brandished a large revolver and remarked, "Well, well, well... if it isn't the Tooth Fairy."
 
  
== History ==
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==Blindness==
According to "[[The Sweetest Apu]]", Jasper is a veteran of World War II. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war.
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A running gag through the series is his poor eyesight, often mocked. In "[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]", he mistakenly calls [[Bart Simpson|Bart]] a girl. Bart had then furiously said "I'm not a girl! What, are you blind?" Jasper sadly replies "Yes...". Once, a laser had cured his eyes so he could see. When a second laser blinded him, he said "Well, easy come, easy go".
  
Jasper unsuccessfully auditioned for [[The Be Sharps]] (Homer's Barbershop Quartet) by singing "Theme From A Summer Place".
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==Popularity==
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Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]'s freezer, and under advice from [[Dr. Nick Riviera]], [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]] kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal. Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him) was accidentally unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, just as Apu was considering selling him to the [[#Rich Texan|Rich Texan]].  
  
It is implied that Jasper is slowly going blind. This ailment was once cured by a laser fired by a house's security protection equipment, but he was blinded again almost immediately. He accepted this very quickly: "Oh well. Easy come, easy go." Despite the sight problem, Jasper is both a light sleeper and is still quick with his reflexes.  When Abe Simpson tried to steal Jasper's dentures one night, Jasper turned on the light immediately and, with a gun aimed at Abe, foiled the nocturnal theft.
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==Past Life==
 
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According to a deleted scene from the season eight episode "[[In Marge We Trust]]", it was revealed that [[Reverend Timothy Lovejoy|Reverend Lovejoy]] succeeded Jasper as Minister of the First Church of Springfield.  
Also, in the episode "[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]", when everyone comes to watch the show, Jasper looks down to Bart and asks "Hey little girl, is this seat taken?" Bart replies angrily with "I'm not a little ''girl''!! Are you blind?!" In which Jasper replies sadly with "Yes.."
 
 
 
Jasper was shot in his artificial leg, by [[Waylon Smithers]], on the same night of the [[Who Shot Mr. Burns?|nearly fatal shooting of Mr. Burns]]. He also claimed to have "broke" his beard during a Death Race accident with Abe Simpson and Old Jewish Man and even managed to get his beard stuck in a pencil sharpener while substituting for the striking teachers of Springfield Elementary.
 
 
 
Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]'s freezer, and under advice from [[Dr. Nick Riviera]], [[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]] kept him frozen.
 
[[Image:jasper frozen.jpg|180px|left]]
 
When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal (for example, a cash machine that dispenses pictures of "dead presidents"). Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him) was accidentally unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, just as Apu was considering selling him to the Rich Texan.
 
 
 
A deleted scene from the episode "[[In Marge We Trust]]", contained on the [[The Simpsons DVD sets|''The Simpsons'' Eighth Season DVD]], reveals that Jasper preceded [[Reverend Timothy Lovejoy|Reverend Lovejoy]] as minister at the Simpsons' church in Springfield.
 
 
 
==Quotes==
 
"Who shot who with a what now?"
 
"You sunk my battleship!"
 
  
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==First Appearance==
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Jasper made his first appearance in [[Homer's Odyssey]]. 
  
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==Diabetes==
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It was also revealed in the episode [[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]] that he is a [[diabetic]].
  
 
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==Quotes==
 
"Who shot who with a what now?"
 

Revision as of 15:58, December 5, 2007

Jasper Beardley
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Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 91
Hair: Bald head white long beard
Occupation: Retired, living at Springfield Retirement Castle
Relatives: Granddaughter - Megan
First appearance: "Homer's Odyssey"
Duration: 1990-
Voiced by: Harry Shearer


Jasper Beardly (voiced by Harry Shearer) is one of the elder residents of Springfield. His most distinguishing trait and the origin of his name is his very long beard. Jasper is a veteran of World War II. Jasper also tried to avoid the draft by disguising himself as a woman and staying in Springfield to play in the local women's baseball league, along with his friend Abe, who was also avoiding the war.

Blindness

A running gag through the series is his poor eyesight, often mocked. In "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show", he mistakenly calls Bart a girl. Bart had then furiously said "I'm not a girl! What, are you blind?" Jasper sadly replies "Yes...". Once, a laser had cured his eyes so he could see. When a second laser blinded him, he said "Well, easy come, easy go".

Popularity

Jasper was put in crude "suspended animation" in the Kwik-E-Mart's freezer, and under advice from Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu kept him frozen. When Jasper's frozen form became popular with customers, Apu started exploiting the spectacle, and transformed the Kwik-E-Mart into a special interest store dealing with weird items, or perfectly ordinary ones which had been made out to be abnormal. Jasper (or "Frostillicus," as Apu renamed him) was accidentally unfrozen, and stepped out into what he thought was a future world, just as Apu was considering selling him to the Rich Texan.

Past Life

According to a deleted scene from the season eight episode "In Marge We Trust", it was revealed that Reverend Lovejoy succeeded Jasper as Minister of the First Church of Springfield.

First Appearance

Jasper made his first appearance in Homer's Odyssey.

Diabetes

It was also revealed in the episode I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings that he is a diabetic.