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| | |name = Tab Spangler | | |name = Tab Spangler |
| − | |image = [[File:Tab Spangler.jpg|200ppx]] | + | |image = [[File:Tab Spangler.jpg|250px]] |
| | |gender = Male | | |gender = Male |
| | |hair = Gray | | |hair = Gray |
| | |age = Less than 47 | | |age = Less than 47 |
| | |job = Fat Camp Counsuler | | |job = Fat Camp Counsuler |
| − | |relatives = '''Father''': Unamed But Mentioned | + | |relatives = '''Father''': Unnamed But Mentioned |
| | |appearance = [[The Heartbroke Kid]] | | |appearance = [[The Heartbroke Kid]] |
| | |voiced by = [[Albert Brooks]] | | |voiced by = [[Albert Brooks]] |
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| − | '''Tab Spangler''' is the counsler of the fat camp [[Bart]] went to after Bart stuffed up on [[Scammer and Z-Dog]] snacks from the school vending machines. He is voiced by [[Albert Brooks]] and appears in [[The Heartbroke Kid]]. | + | '''Tab Spangler''' is the counselor of the fat camp [[Bart]] went to after Bart stuffed up on [[Scammer and Z-Dog]] snacks from the school vending machines. |
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| − | == Quotes == | + | == Appearances == |
| | + | *{{ep|The Heartbroke Kid}} |
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| − | '''Spangler''': Up, fatties! Stop dreaming about butter! Dream calories are real calories!
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| − | '''Spangler''':, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!
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| − | '''Kent''': Kent Brockman Channel Six News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
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| − | '''Spangler''': We know, your side fat's starting to spill over to channel five and seven. I hope you're getting three paychecks.
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| − | '''Spangler''': Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your boy is going to need one thing. Tough Luck!
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| − | (Points to a sign saying "Tough Luck.")
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| − | '''Marge''': Don't you mean "Tough Love?"
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| − | '''Spangler''': Tough Love. Of course, this has never made sense! The sign shop guy lied. Stanley! You didn't question the word "luck?" Now look what we've got!
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| − | (When Spangler is using Kent, Apu and Rainer Wolfcastle as horses to pull a chariot whilst whipping them)
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| − | '''Bart''': This can't be legal.
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| − | '''Spangler''': It's legal enough.
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| − | '''Spangler''': Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. (Points to a sign saying "P.S.I.") Poor self esteem. That's not 'I'! Every sign is wrong!
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| − | '''Spangler''': Young man there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
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| − | '''Bart''': Can I just--
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| − | '''Spangler''': Shh, drama!
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| − | '''Spangler''': not the ghosts of Christmas past Bart. They can see us.
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| − | '''Spangler''': We got a long drive ahead, do you want to pull off at a motel? We'll split a room.
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| − | '''Homer''': Where will I sleep?
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| − | '''Spangler''': We can worry about that when we're standing naked before the bed! My goodness, no wonder you eat.
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| − | '''Spangler''': What are you eating now?
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| − | '''Homer''': Cheeseburger.
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| − | '''Spangler''': You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
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| − | '''Homer''': I don't wanna.
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| − | '''Spangler''': I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat.
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| − | '''Homer''': Here's a corner.
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| − | '''Spangler''': Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later.
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| − | '''Homer''': You're a selfish jerk.
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| − | '''Spangler''': I've smelled it, it has to be eaten!
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| − | '''Homer''': But it's my burger!
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| − | '''Spangler''': I'm driving. I'll kill us!
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| − | '''Homer, with his mouth full''': Fine, I'd rather die!
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| | {{Simpsons characters}} | | {{Simpsons characters}} |
| | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Spangler, Tab}} |
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Spangler, Tab}}
| + | [[Category:Male Characters]] |
| | + | [[Category:Characters]] |
| | + | [[Category:Adults]] |
| | [[Category:Minor characters]] | | [[Category:Minor characters]] |
| | [[Category:Characters voiced by Albert Brooks]] | | [[Category:Characters voiced by Albert Brooks]] |
