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Difference between revisions of "Kearney Zzyzwicz"

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==Age==
 
==Age==
 
Although he looks to be around [[Jimbo Jones|Jimbo]] or [[Dolph]]'s age, he has a young son (it's not known who the mother is, although he once says that his divorce was hard on his kid, but he got through it ok), the only present Springfield Elementary student that celebrated the United States Bicentennial (that is, was alive in 1976) and shaves his beard.  Strangely (in an episode) he needed a fake ID to purchase beer.  It is speculated that Kearney is the gang's second in command next to Jimbo, but in one episode he rose through the bullying ranks to become the President. In a future epsiode, he is seen as the Vice-Principal of Springfield Elementary. In one episode he describes himself as speaking "as a teenager, and as the parent of a teenager", a feat which is almost impossible.  
 
Although he looks to be around [[Jimbo Jones|Jimbo]] or [[Dolph]]'s age, he has a young son (it's not known who the mother is, although he once says that his divorce was hard on his kid, but he got through it ok), the only present Springfield Elementary student that celebrated the United States Bicentennial (that is, was alive in 1976) and shaves his beard.  Strangely (in an episode) he needed a fake ID to purchase beer.  It is speculated that Kearney is the gang's second in command next to Jimbo, but in one episode he rose through the bullying ranks to become the President. In a future epsiode, he is seen as the Vice-Principal of Springfield Elementary. In one episode he describes himself as speaking "as a teenager, and as the parent of a teenager", a feat which is almost impossible.  
 
==Car==
 
He drives a blue Hyundai Stellar.
 
  
 
==Name Orgin==
 
==Name Orgin==
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and Zwicz is a shop in Portland.
 
and Zwicz is a shop in Portland.
  
==Orgin==
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==Family==
It was revealed in a Simpsons comic that he, Jimbo, and Dolph were bullied by nerds.  Bart then taught them that nerds are "all talk and no action" and they learned to "stand up" for themselves.  Bart was later caught in the crossfire when his own creation turned on him and the other students at Springfield Elementary.
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===Son===
 
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Kearney has exclaimed to have an unamed wife and son. While his wife has only been mentioned his son has appeared throughout the series and has only made two speaking appearances. In [[A Milhouse Divided]] it is revealed that he was able to overcome his parent's divorce by sleeping in a drawer at night. He is also considered smarter then Kearney as in [[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]] when Kearney was sitting on [[Gil]]'s lap when he was dressed up as Santa Clause Kearney beleived he is the real Santa Clause and his son knew right off the bat it was a fake.
==Common Targets==
 
Kearney's favorite punching bag is [[Martin Prince]], and Database. He also once beat up [[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]] when he found how sensitive he was, as well as when Nelson commented on how "Furious D" didn't take no "guff" from nobody. Kearney's least favourite target is Lewis.
 
 
 
==Relationships==
 
===Family===
 
He had a wife, but they got divorced, it is proved that they love each other, but they didn't want there parents to find out. It is seen in one episode Kearney missing his wifes sex.
 
 
 
===Friends===
 
Kearney can often be seen hanging around [[Jimbo Jones|"Jimbo" Jones]], [[Nelson Muntz]], and [[Dolph Starbeam]].
 
 
 
===Enemies===
 
The gang does not use physical abuse on girls--most likely due to the fact that the "[[Springfield Elementary School#Bullies|girl bullies]]" would come after them as they do the nerds, dorks and geeks. One other reason for it is that they say that girls bite and scratch, and sometimes the boys get crushes on them.
 
 
 
==Sports==
 
He is a player on the [[Kwik-E-Mart Gougers]] Peewee Hockey League Team.
 
  
==Romantic interests==
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===Wife===
At one time, he has dated Jimbo's mother, claiming "Hey, she came onto me!", with the result that he was beaten up by the rest of the gang.
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Kearney has been married to an unamed and mentioned wife. The only details given though were that he had to divorce with her because Kearney did not want his parents to find out. Kearney has said he misses having sex with her.
  
 
==Future==
 
==Future==

Revision as of 18:42, February 17, 2008

Kearney Zzyzwicz
File:Kearney Zzywicz.gif
Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 19-20 (appears 15, but has a child)
Hair: Shaved
Occupation: 6th Grade Student at Springfield Elementary School
Relatives: Father:Kearney Senior
Mother:Mrs Zzyzwicz
Son: Little Kearney
First appearance: The Telltale Head
Voiced by: Nancy Cartwright


Kearney Zzyzwicz (voiced by Nancy Cartwright) is a character from The Simpsons. Kearney is one of Springfield's many bullies in the long-running animated TV show The Simpsons. He has a crew cut and wears a white torn shirt and dog collar bangles.

Age

Although he looks to be around Jimbo or Dolph's age, he has a young son (it's not known who the mother is, although he once says that his divorce was hard on his kid, but he got through it ok), the only present Springfield Elementary student that celebrated the United States Bicentennial (that is, was alive in 1976) and shaves his beard. Strangely (in an episode) he needed a fake ID to purchase beer. It is speculated that Kearney is the gang's second in command next to Jimbo, but in one episode he rose through the bullying ranks to become the President. In a future epsiode, he is seen as the Vice-Principal of Springfield Elementary. In one episode he describes himself as speaking "as a teenager, and as the parent of a teenager", a feat which is almost impossible.

Name Orgin

There is a "Kearney Street" in Portland, Oregon, where Matt Groening grew up. There is a town and road both with the name of "Zzyzx" in San Bernardino County, California. Possible source of Kearney's last name?[citation needed] and Zwicz is a shop in Portland.

Family

Son

Kearney has exclaimed to have an unamed wife and son. While his wife has only been mentioned his son has appeared throughout the series and has only made two speaking appearances. In A Milhouse Divided it is revealed that he was able to overcome his parent's divorce by sleeping in a drawer at night. He is also considered smarter then Kearney as in Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2 when Kearney was sitting on Gil's lap when he was dressed up as Santa Clause Kearney beleived he is the real Santa Clause and his son knew right off the bat it was a fake.

Wife

Kearney has been married to an unamed and mentioned wife. The only details given though were that he had to divorce with her because Kearney did not want his parents to find out. Kearney has said he misses having sex with her.

Future

In the episode Future-Drama, Kearney becomes the Vice-Principal of Springfield Elementary (the principal is still Seymour Skinner). However, none of his bullying traits are seen.