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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Simpsons Wrestling content update/Prizes Gameplay
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The Pratriot
The Patriot Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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*gasp* America Man?!
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No, little girl. I’m Captain Flag. Defender of the Stars and Stripes. Suplexer of Terrorists. Champion of--
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Never heard of you.
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Guh.
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Task: Make Lisa Look Up Captain Flag (4h, Springfield Library, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Captain Flag Spread Patriotism (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Captain Flag, it’s so great that you’ve come to spread patriotism in Springfield.
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It’s one of the things we’re sorely lacking, along with healthy food, competent medical care, and honest government officials.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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The Patriot Pt. 2
| After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark:
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What happened to this town, hopeless child?
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It’s Lisa.
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No matter. I see a town suffering from a complete lack of patriotism!
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I’m suffering from not seeing your famous Twisting Piledriver!
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My wrestling days are over. But I can give Springfield a heavy dose of Old Glory!
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Eh, I’d rather have the Piledriver.
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| Task: Make Captain Flag Proudly Wave the Flag (1h)
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No one is paying attention to me or my Stars and Stripes!
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Hey, your flag only has forty-eight stars on it.
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Alaska and Hawaii be damned. There are enough problems in the lower forty-eight!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Patriot Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Captain Flag, maybe try spreading patriotism from inside the ring. You’d have all of Springfield watching.
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I can’t get back in the ring alone! I’m a tag team, and my partner Half-Mast is M.I.A.!
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M.I.A… Munched In an Accident?
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Missing In Action, Dad.
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That’s horrible! Not as horrible as Munched In an Accident, but still pretty horrible.
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Task: Make Captain Flag Consider a Comeback as a Solo Act (8h, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Town Hall or Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Patriot Pt. 4
| After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Flag, yer patriotism problem is because people here in Springfield are already so very American.
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You got yer hot dogs, baseball, apple pie and… *bald eagle screeches from the corner*
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Shut up, you dumb bald-headed bird!
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And where else on planet Earth can people pull off jean shorts! *burp*
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Jean shorts, eh? I suppose I could give ‘em a good ol’ American try.
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| Task: Make Captain Flag Wear Jean Shorts in the Ring (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House)
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Captain Flag, your patriotic pummelings have coincided with a thirty-percent uptick in citywide patriotism.
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Unfortunately, flag burnings have upticked a little more.
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There’s more smoke coming from flags than the tire fire. It seems you’re rather divisive.
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But that’s what makes freedom of speech one of the great hallmarks of American liberty.
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Freedom of speech has also made our air unbreathable.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Patriot Pt. 5
| After tapping on Captain Flag's exclamation mark:
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This town is hopeless! Never in my long career traveling between backwater burgs with local wrestling leagues have I experienced a group of people so wildly un-American.
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Springfield, get ready to be Suplexed!
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Task: Make Captain Flag Suplex EVERYONE (4h)
On job start:
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He’s… he’s done it. He’s reached peak America.
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*crying* It’s so beautiful.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Making an Honest Buck
Making an Honest Buck Pt. 1
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Well, if it isn’t Honest Abe!
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Burns, you’ve already recovered from the Diving Corkscrew Elbow Drop I gave you in the ring?
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My good man, that elbow drop did more for my back than my chiropractor has in thirty years.
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Do me again, Abe!
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*lifts Mr. Burns*
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*back cracking sounds* Aaaaahhh, that’s some good old fashioned bone-on-bone action…
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| Task: Make Honest Abe Piledrive Mr. Burns (4h, Backyard Wrestling Ring, Burns Manor or Brown House)
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You okay, Mr. Burns?
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*laying on the ground* I can’t feel my legs.
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Before they pained me so. Now nothing! I’ve never felt so alive!
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Smithers, pick me up! I want to do the Five Step Waltz! No…this is a celebration. Make it a Six Step Waltz!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making an Honest Buck Pt. 2
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Abe, I don’t think Body Slamming a hundred-plus year old man is very wise.
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You’re right, Marge. I should stick to slamming ninety-year-olds!
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I mean you’re no spring chicken yourself. You shouldn’t be getting in the ring at all at your age.
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At my age?! I’d Body Slam you right now if it wouldn’t make Christmas awkward!
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That’s it. I challenge the whole darn town! Five hundred bucks to anyone who dares take Honest Abe in the ring.
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Hmm, five hundred bucks would buy a lot of sleeves for my vest…
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| Task: Make Honest Abe Give Nelson a Half-Nelson (8h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Abe, you can’t beat up a little kid. That’s our job.
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Now unhand that bully. And I’ll take the cash as evidence.
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Evidence?
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Here’s fifty bucks to forget this ever happened.
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A hundred bucks puts me in a coma till next Tuesday.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making an Honest Buck Pt. 3
| After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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If I can’t wrestle little kids anymore, what’s the point of being alive?
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Come on, Grampa. There’s gotta be somebody who’ll take your challenge.
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Prepare to meet your maker, Abe.
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Reverend?! Jesus climbed onto a cross, but you climbing into a ring is a whole different thing.
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Ned, the Good Book tells us that Jesus will return in the end times heavily tattooed, wearing blood-soaked robes, with swords coming out of his mouth.
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This is as close to Jesus as I can get. I’m getting in that ring and laying down the law. The Law of Moses!
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Well, I can’t recite a contradictory scripture so… tag team?
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So it is written… tag team.
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| Task: Make Honest Abe Tag Team the Bible Thumpers (4h, Wrestling Pavilion, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House)
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Timothy Lovejoy! Why in God’s name are you wrestling?!
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That’s exactly why, Helen. All in God’s name.
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And Ned! You’re wrestling too?
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I got a tag team dream with a death wish for a death match!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making an Honest Buck Pt. 4
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Abe, old friend. If you wish to prove you’re still the best in the squared circle, you’ll have to fight… Glamorous Godfrey!
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Glamorous Godfrey? But he’s retired! Also, side note: he’s ME! I can’t fight myself.
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Did I hear something about molecular DNA disjointification cloning?
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Cloning?! Is that even possible?
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With this machine it is! The BIFURCATION-inator. That stands for Breaking Into Flesh Until Really Catastrophic Anatomical—
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I’m sitting down. This explanation is longer than I thought.
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--Tearing Is Only Natural… inator.
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I’ll sit down now too.
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| Task: Make Honest Abe Clone Himself With the BIFURCATION-inator (4h, Wrestling Pavilion or Brown House)
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*poofing into existence* What the--?! Who took me away from my preening mirror?
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I can’t believe it worked! This is a scientific achievement of the highest order!
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Wait. You mean you never tested this thing before?!
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Let’s not focus on the details. What’s important is that… uh-oh Godfrey is disintegrating, and melting, and… poof, he’s gone.
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Making a note here… solid progress.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Making an Honest Buck Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark:
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Abe, I accept your challenge. But if I win then the money goes to Charity.
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Charity? Then I’d be honored to lose. Which charity?
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Charity is my mistress.
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I shoulda known it was a screwy offer. I’ll be damned if--
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Charity runs an organization for underprivileged children.
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Oh, sorry. Okay, but before I get in the ring with you, I want to see your preening skills.
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I thought only Glamorous Godfrey concerned himself with preening.
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I don’t see preening!
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Okay, okay, like this?
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More strut! Work the hair!
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My body doesn’t move like that! *crack*
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Ach! My back! *falls to the ground* I can’t… go on…
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Oh, well. Guess I’ll just take my money then. I’m off to the spa. Give my best to Charity!
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Task: Make Honest Abe Get a Spa Treatment (4h)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Path to Enlightenment
The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 1
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark:
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Ah, Springfield. More holy than the temples at Borobudur and Mahabodhi combined.
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WHHHADDDUPPP, Dr. Bonebreak?!
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I saw you bust a table over The Beefy Bishop’s back on Friday Night Feud!
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Mmm, yes. I gained true enlightenment from that fight.
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And that led me to end my career in the ring and Springfield and to pursue the teachings of the Buddha.
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But you’re back. For more enlightenment?
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Nah, enlightenment doesn’t pay much. This monk’s gotta make money.
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Know of any job openings?
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| Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Look for a New Job (4h, Office of Unemployment, Town Hall or Brown House)
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Dr. Bonebreak, did you find a job?
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I was peacefully flipping burgers at Krusty Burger, but some squeaky-voiced teen got in my face so I rubbed his in mayonnaise.
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I guess it coulda been worse.
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It was. He had an allergic reaction and was airlifted to the hospital. He is squeaky-voiced no more.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 2
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark:
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Your qualifications are perfect, Dr. Bonebreak. I am in need of someone to work the night shift at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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And you’re seeking a former professional wrestler?
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The night shift can get rough, yes.
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| Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Work a Shift at Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Dr. Bonebreak! You cannot just break the fingers of teenagers who take a penny but refuse to leave a penny.
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Stealin’s stealin’. And they got off easy. I was going to smash a Squishee machine on their heads.
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Don’t ever do that! It would damage a perfectly good Squishee machine.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 3
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark:
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Dr. Bonebreak, perhaps you need to find a job that uses your strength but keeps you away from other humans, or anything with bones really.
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Hmm. Do babies have bones?
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Yeah. I’d avoid babies entirely.
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Look at this ad -- the Springfield Dump needs someone to stack junked cars.
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*reading* Requires superior strength, check. No human interaction, check. And no babies, check!
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| Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Haul Junk (4h)
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*suck suck*
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Oh, no! There’s a baby in this dump! I gotta quit!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 4
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark:
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Psst, Doc. I hear you got a real knack for keepin’ people outta places they don’t belong. I could use someone like that at my club.
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What did you have in mind?
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Let’s just say I need some “rats” exterminated.
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Rats? Gross! Rats are filthy creatures.
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Good. So we see eye-to-eye. It’s time they get… “whacked”.
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That sounds messy. I prefer to use traps.
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I’ll leave the methods to you. As long as they’re swimming with the fishes by nightfall.
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*chuckles* Silly mobster. Rats can’t swim.
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My point exactly.
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That’s a great idea, I’ll donate them to the local pet store so they have some other friends, like the fishes. I’ll get right to it. *leaves*
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| Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Search for Rats at the Club (6h, Businesssman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
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So tell me, Doc. You find those “rats” we talked about?
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Did I ever. There were over thirty of them in the basement.
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Thirty rats?! I was being more double-crossed than I ever thought!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Path to Enlightenment Pt. 5
| After tapping on Dr. Bonebreak's exclamation mark:
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None of these jobs are right for me. What am I gonna do? I can’t go back to the ring.
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Dr. Bonebreak, do you realize you’re still dressing for your old job?
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I thought a top coat with no shirt, torn pants and a do-rag would open employment doors.
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It closes more than it opens. You should not dress for the job you have but rather the job you want.
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Sounds like you’re trying to get a shirt on me.
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| Task: Make Dr. Bonebreak Dress for Success (4h)
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I dressed for every job I applied for in Springfield but nobody wants me. I might as well just go back to wrestling.
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Finally you’re using your brain!
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Now stop using your brain, because I’m paying you twenty-five dollars a week to join my new Golden Ring Wrestling league.
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Twenty-five dollars? How can I eat on that?
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I assume you eat the wrestlers you defeat.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Turna-Bout
Turna-Bout Pt.1
| After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark:
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Iron Yuppie, remember that time you bashed Dr. Hillbilly with your briefcase, which then opened to reveal another briefcase that you used to bash him again?
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That’s what I call a “day at the office".
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That made me want to grow up to be an office worker!
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Task: Make Bart Regale Iron Yuppie About Previous Matches (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Iron Yuppie Reminisce About Inflicting Brain Damage (4h, Brown House)
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*four hours later* …or remember the time you knocked out the Psycho Cyclops with a Double Underhook Powerbomb?! Awesome!
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You know what would be more awesome…? Scoring Iron Yuppie some grub.
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Hmm… you’re gonna need a Mr. Burns-sized mansion of meat. You should hit him up.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Turna-Bout Pt.2
| After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me. I was told to look here for a mountainous meal to build my muscle mass.
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Mr. Burns doesn’t serve vagrants off the street. I usually turn the firehose on them.
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Smithers, who is that at the door? These shoulders aren’t going to finish shiatsu-ing themselves.
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No one, sir.
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I’ll SLAM you into oblivion, twerp.
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Wait, I recognize that arrogance, that abusive temperament, the faintest aroma of cheap cologne... you’re the Iron Yuppie!
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*barges in* Got that right, old man. Now I need food!
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Task: Make Mr. Burns Demand a Feast From Smithers (8h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
Task: Make Iron Yuppie Rifle Through Burns Cupboards for Appetizers (8h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Turna-Bout Pt.3
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Iron Yuppie, I’ll confess, I have an ulterior motive in preparing this banquet for you.
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I know. You want to feel my rippling biceps.
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Well, yes… but something else. I want you to get back into the ring.
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Sorry. Been there, done that.
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But everyone loves a good comeback. Especially a hated wrestling villain like yourself.
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I don’t want to be a hated wrestler anymore. What’s the opposite of that?
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A nice guy.
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What? No, no. Never that! You should love to be hated.
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But I want to show people the gentler side of me. Like the Snuggle bear in those laundry commercials.
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The gentler side? Good luck with that.
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By the way, I slipped performance enhancing drugs into the meatloaf to toughen you up.
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GrrrRRRR! Time to go nuts!
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Task: Make Iron Yuppie Smash Valuable Objects (8h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Turna-Bout Pt.4
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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Smithers! Stop this hepped-up hulk before he breaks all my precious porcelains!
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Sir, I’m releasing the hounds.
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Releasing the hounds…? That’s my thing.
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I wanted to try it once. It does feel good.
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Task: Make Iron Yuppie Outrun the Hounds (6h, Burns Manor or Brown House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Turna-Bout Pt.5
| After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, I'll have your best beer.
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Uh, our best beer is also our worst.
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*burp-cough-gag*
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Uh-oh, Barney’s chokin’ on a pickled egg. This is what you get for eatin’ before you drink.
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*cough-cough-gag*
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Somebody… not me… be heroic and do something!
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Wait a second... I could be that hero!
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| Task: Make Iron Yuppie Roll Barney Over (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
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You’re okay… I saved your life!
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Thank him, Barney.
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*long belch*
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Not the thanks I was hoping for.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Turna-Bout Pt.6
| After tapping on Iron Yuppie's exclamation mark:
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In all my attempts at heroism I’ve only managed to roll a drunk. Not exactly benefiting society.
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*sigh* Maybe playing the villain suits me better.
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Excuse me sir, you dropped your briefcase.
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Dropped my briefcase like I’m going to drop you… and so many others!
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Task: Make Iron Yuppie Make a Comeback by Assaulting the Elderly (4h, The Coot Society, Springfield Retirement Castle or Brown House)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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