


Audrey McConnell
Mrs MCconnell is the third grade teacher.
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[hide]First Appearance
Her first apperance was in 'Bart vs Lisa vs the third grade.
Dislikes
She dislikes Edna Krabapple because when she is mentioning where Bart and Lisa previous class teachers she coughs and says 'slut'.
Personality
Uncharacteristically for a teacher at Springfield Elementary, she doesn't seem as downbeat or exasperated as Krabappel or Hoover, displaying a certain degree of cheerfulness, confidence and competence, at least until she witnesses a failure of the buddy system.
Quotes
Mrs. McConnell: Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk!
Nelson: Ha ha! Mrs. McConnell: Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here? Nelson: Laughing at jerks.
Lisa: Bart cheated! Mrs. McConnell: Young lady, in the third grade we don't care for tattletales. Lisa: Ohhhhh. Mrs. McConnell: And we don't care for moaners, either. (Lisa starts crying) Mrs. McConnell: Crying only pushes Bart's grade higher!
Mrs. McConnell: A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll?
Mrs. McConnell: Lisa comes to us from Ms. Hoover… (makes drinking sounds) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake cough) Slut!
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