Bart Simpson
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James Jameson Farleyborough
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Character Information
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Jim (Birthday: April 1, 2005) is the brother of Fred.
Best Friends
Pets
Worst Enemies
Past Loves
- Jenny Greensborough Red's voluptuous daughter
- Billie Greensborough Red's voluptuous daughter
- Pamela Wentworth Jim's good friend
- Rita Chuqulak a girl he met on an Indian reservation
- Betty Campbell Rev. Campbell's voluptuous daughter
- Barbara McStacey A snobby hottie
- Samantha Stoneville A snobby friend of Barbara
- Cosmo's wife
Future Plans
- basketball player.
- writer of pornographic poems.
- NASCAR Dad.
- Ruler of Hell.
Near Death Experiences
- Angered Satan the Bear.
- Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart.
- Nearly drowning trying to get Slade and Yvonne to die
- Played basketball with his scrotum
- Nearly killed by both Gary Buzzcutand Guinness Ralph.
- Nearly killed by Chihiro the Dragon.
- Intervened in a fight between Slade and Dr. Bluff.
- Said this profane word.
- Swam with giant testicles.
- Billy Bob.
Other Crap
Favorite Phrases: "Testicle time!", "You're busty!" and "Duuuuuuude!"
Allergies: Pork rinds, rat feces, racism.
Favorite comic book: SUPER FREEMASON!
Other Achievements
Helped Rad Ron & Cosmo Flagstone get into a fight. Founded the Drinking Beer Underage Club. Destroyed Pinnacle City's water tower. Made Hemon of the Christ Mart eternally smell like pee. Created a movie considered to be horrendously unfunny, also rated NC-105. Has escaped from child abuse by his father several times. Killed Yamilla the Geezer. Began a civil war, in which he supported the Confederacy.
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