Lyle Lanley
Lyle Lanley
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Character Information
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Lyle Lanley was a shyster who sold the town of Springfield and three other towns a useless monorail in the episode Marge vs. the Monorail.
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Role in The Simpsons
Lanley was a slick con-artist who relies on songs a other eye-cathing things to trick unsuspecting towns into buying something useless and unsafe. After planning the crime, he started an academy for Monorail conductors. He picked Homer for the job despite he getting every answer wrong in the test.
Life
Lyle spent his adulthood going to to towns with a lot of money and selling them monorails. Lanley than would open a monorail school and would choose the dumbest student to conduct the monorail. Afterwards, he would put a celebrity on the monorail and turn it on and on it's first run he would leave the town and go to an expensive place such as Tahti with all the money he got from the town. In the meantime the monorails would go out of control and everybody boarding would die and the town he sold the monorail to will be destroyed.
Destroyed Towns
North Haverbrook, Odgenville, and Brockway were destroyed by his monorails. Springfield was about to be destroyed but they were saved by the Simpson Family. Noth Haverbrook has been repaired as seen in episode Little Big Girl when Bart picks up Darcy from the Cinema and they spend there night together in North Haverbrook. It is unknown if Odgenville is still sabotaged.
Death
In the end, Lanley was on nonstop flight to Tahiti. The plane seemingly made a stop in North Haverbrook in which Laney previously sold a Monrail to. The citizens heard he was on a flight to Tahiti and planned to kill him. All that was heard was Lanley screaming and the plane rocking. This implied that Lanley was murdered. He is now deceased.
Other Appearances
He has not been seen since Season 4. He will not appear again, proved by in a episode and in the Simpsons Hit & Run videogame you can see a tombstone saying Lyne Lis Lanley in the Springfield Cemetry. In a Simpsons Episode, On the background you can see Lyne Lis Lanley (tombstone) June 12th 1959 -. The year he died was blurred out. But he was killed in Season 4 episode Marge vs. Monorail and that aired on January 14 1993.. so So from the clues we've got... This is the record. Lyne Lis? Lanley June 12th 1959 - January 14th 1993.
Relatives
In two of Mr. Burns flashbacks as Young Burns, Another Boy can be seen and he appears exactly Lyne Bailey, and Mr Burns says Hello David Tennant Bailey (in a parody of David Tennant who plays as Doctor Who, in the simpsons Doctor Who is known as Doctor Tad Winslow. David Tennant Bailey was proberly his grandfather. He can be seen conning people like his grandson..
Hatred of him and his family
In one episode people can be seen kicking his tombstone and a bulldozer came and smashed his tombstone. You can see a rotten David Te Bailey tombstone that has been blurred out, but David's middle is known because Young Burns in a flashback was talking with him, it was revealed to be David. It says David Tennant Teejay Bailey, November 14th 1910 - January 16th 1948 (age 38 at time of death same with his grandsons age of death) there was a note on the back of the tombstone saying You were enjoying your aeroplane, and we came and eliminated your plane, exactly same as his Grandsons death.
Extra Family?
In the Pink Pages (a parody of yellow pages) it has loads of phone numbers and you can see Anthony D Bailey and there was a picture of him it looked like Lyle Lanley but had a growing beard like Homer. He is the Brother of Lyle Lanley and Grandson of David Tennant Teejay Bailey. In a episode Homer says I wish Jamie Graham Bailey died, I dont want Him to be the Monorail EXPERT JR In the Hospital, a woman is shown giving birth to a baby and when the simpsons get out of the hospital when they are talking in the hall way the same mother and baby are shown and the baby looks like Lyle Lanley but a baby version.. the woman looks like the teacher from the episode Bart the genius.. but betetr animated. In the next season after the baby was shown being born, he is shown again with his mother but he has aged to around 6 - 7 years old even though the simpsons characters do not age. He says I WANNA BE LIKE MY DADDYS BROTHER, and the dad comes and says Well, If it wasnt my brother, I wouldnt be Anthony D Bailey, and the dad says I miss Lyle Lanley, why DID HE HAVE TO BE A JERK. The kid looks like his father. the kid is Jamie G Bailey.
Sexuality
The kid (Jamie Graham Bailey said his father had 1 wife and a boyfriend and the father which is anthony covers his mouth) He is proberly a bisexual.
