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Lyle Lanley

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Lyle Lanley
Lyle.png
Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 33
Hair: Blonde
Occupation: Con-Man
Relatives: Unknown
First appearance: Marge vs. the Monorail
Voiced by: Phil Hartman


Lyle Lanley was a shyster who sold the town of Springfield and three other towns a useless monorail in the episode Marge vs. the Monorail.

Role in The Simpsons

Lanley was a slick con-artist who relies on songs a other eye-cathing things to trick unsuspecting towns into buying something useless and unsafe. After planning the crime, he started an academy for Monorail conductors. He picked Homer for the job despite he getting every answer wrong in the test.

Life

Lyle spent his adulthood going to to towns with a lot of money and selling them monorails. Lanley than would open a monorail school and would choose the dumbest student to conduct the monorail. Afterwards, he would put a celebrity on the monorail and turn it on and on it's first run he would leave the town and go to an expensive place such as Tahti with all the money he got from the town. In the meantime the monorails would go out of control and everybody boarding would die and the town he sold the monorail to will be destroyed.

Destroyed Towns

North Haverbrook, Odgenville, and Brockway were destroyed by his monorails.

Death

In the end, Lanley was on nonstop flight to Tahiti. The plane seemingly made a stop in North Haverbrook in which Laney previously sold a Monrail to. The citizens heard he was on a flight to Tahiti and planned to kill him. All that was heard was Lanley screaming and the plane rocking. This implied that Lanley was murdered.

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