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Guinness Ralph
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Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 41
Hair: Shaved
Occupation: Student at Pinnacle High School
Relatives: unknown
First appearance: I Am A Kickass
Voiced by: An Igloo


Guinness Ralph is a bully who assisted Gary Buzzcut in JAATK's first few seasons. However, he commited a crime, and was thrown in jail for life. Since then he has tried to escape but was caught by the JED police and killed by their mascot dog "Mr. Beany Peter.