Hardware store glass cutter
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Hardware store glass cutter
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Character Information
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The hardware store glass cutter is an unnamed glass cutter at a hardware store.
History[edit]
When Marge knocked on the window of the revolving door, that she and Homer were trapped in, at the National Bank of Springfield to get the attention of Chief Wiggum, he told her that her and Homer's only hope was "this glass cutting guy from the hardware store", pointing at him. The glass cutter asked if they preferred to come out in a half-circle or a low zed shape, before Marge asking, very annoyed, to "just cut the glass". The glass cutter then said "everybody wants it done yesterday", chuckling, much to Marge's annoyance, before outlining where he was going to cut. Chief Wiggum immediately asked the glass cutter if he wanted to go halves on a pizza, and, before he could answer, Lou said to the glass cutter "FYI that means one slice", which resulted in Chief Wiggum saying "Okay, wiseguy, you get to pull the two corpses out when we're done."
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