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John S.

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Revision as of 18:22, January 30, 2009 by Fandyllic (talk) (Quotes)
John S.
Character Information
Gender: Male
Status:
Unknown
Age: 30's
Hair: Unknown
Occupation: Unknown
Relatives: Gloria S.
First appearance: The War of the Simpsons
Voiced by: Hank Azaria


John S. is a embittered spouse of Gloria S. who calls him "Johnny-boy". He calls her the "Queen of the Harpies" several times at a marriage counseling retreat held by Reverend Lovejoy. Eventually they forgive each other and leave to rekindle their relationship.

Quotes

Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
John S.: That's enough, Gloria!
Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?
John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she
[shouts]
John S.: smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!
Gloria S.: No, I'm not.
John S.: [shouts] Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S.: No, I'm not!
John S.: [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S.: Get away from me, you swine!
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