Audrey McConnell
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Audrey McConnell
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Character Information
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Mrs McConnell is the third grade teacher.
First Appearance
Her first appearance was in 'Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade'.
Dislikes
She dislikes Edna Krabappel because when she is mentioning where Bart and Lisa previous class teachers she coughs and says 'slut'.
Personality
Uncharacteristically for a teacher at Springfield Elementary, she doesn't seem as downbeat or exasperated as Krabappel or Hoover, displaying a certain degree of cheerfulness, confidence and competence, at least until she witnesses a failure of the buddy system.
Quotes
- Saying your buddy's name out loud is a security risk.
- Young man, you're not in this class. What are you doing here?
- Young lady, in the third grade we don't care for tattletales.
- And we don't care for moaners, either.
- Crying only pushes Bart's grade higher!
- A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll?
- Lisa comes to us from Ms. Hoover… (makes drinking sounds) …while Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. (fake cough) Slut!
- If the buddy system fails I don't know what to believe in.