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Leavelle

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Revision as of 14:27, January 22, 2010 by USN1977 (talk)

Leavelle is a professional bodyguard trainer who owns Leavelle's Bodyguard Academy. He appeared in the episode "Mayored to the Mob" and was voiced by Mark Hamill. He appears to be based upon the large man in a white cowboy hat who was tasked with protecting Lee Harvey Oswald when the Texas State Police were transporting him to court. Oswald was photographed being murdered by Jack Ruby, and it became an iconic photograph along with the shocked expression of Oswald's bodyguard.


"Shut your sass-hole, boy!"


Special Training Aids:

  • Watermelons
  • Mobile Grassy Knolls


Where he yells at his students:

Everywhere, but especially in the "Berating Room"


How he insults his graduates:

He tells them they're not fit to guard a Russian rock band.


How he surprises his graduates:

By singing an impromptu rendition of the theme to The Bodyguard


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