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Revision as of 11:38, May 16, 2017
Hat in Hand
Hat in Hand Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Woo hoo! My spy camera hat is super secret and super handsome!
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Homer, that thing is enormous! I thought I told you to stop ordering useless junk off the internet.
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You did!
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I went foot shopping for this!
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Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Collect Footage of His Life (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hat in Hand Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Bart, get out of my room!
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It's not your room anymore! I annexed it after you squealed to mom about my cherry bomb collection!
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MOM!!
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I got this, Marge!
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Well, look at that. Homie's actually helping out around the house.
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Kid fight-Kid-fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! One is wrong and one is right!
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Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Record a Child Fight (4h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hat in Hand Pt. 3
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Um, Homer, I wanted to talk to you about that hat.
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You can't have it! And you can't have the footage I shot of you praying on the potty either!
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Homer! You can't just go around shooting footage of whoever you want without their permission!
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Whaddayou know, Flanders. I'll prove my point at the Kwik-E-Mart. Photo op in aisle three!
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As long as I buy something, Apu has no choice but to tolerate my undercover shenanigans!
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Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Videotape Apu at Work (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hat in Hand Pt. 4
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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You can't film in here no more, Homer! If the feds get wind of that I make booze outta government cheese, I'm sunk!
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Yeah! I can't let people know I put my house arrest ankle bracelet on Mr. Teeny!
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Sorry, but this is all part of my artistic vision.
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Gouge out his vision! Get him!
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AAAHH!!!
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Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Seek Safety (24h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hat in Hand Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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The nerve of those guys, trying to break my hat and my legs!
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I have everything they've done on tape!
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Doesn't that also mean you've also got everything you've done since you got that hat?
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Oh... yeah, right... Are disorderly conduct and vandalism felonies?
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Yes.
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How 'bout in Missouri, Arkansas and Indiana?
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Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Delete His Footage (12h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener
The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 1
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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Sometimes I wonder if the life of an international crime lord is paying off.
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How different would it have been if I'd become a teacher? Or a mailman?
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Or is it mailperson now? Does it count if it isn't a male person that's the mailperson?
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Another mystery to ponder and now's as good a time as any.
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It'll be weeks before the contractors fix the climate control in our arctic base and we can get back to work.
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Another dilemma -- Fahrenheit or Celsius? Been a Fahrenheit man all my life. Is it too late to change?
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Task: Make Hank Scorpio Start a New Business (8h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 2
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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Starting a legitimate business is more complicated than I thought.
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All these regulations, taxes, and hidden surcharges... they scramble my brain. And not the good scramble like how 5th Street Café is actually on 3rd. I don't get it, but I don't need to.
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Maybe in the dynamic world of convenient fast food I should start at the bottom and work my way up.
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I wonder who I have to assassinate to get a management position?
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Task: Make Hank Scorpio Look for Work (1h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 3
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Welcome to your first day at the Kwik-E-Mart, Mister Scorpio.
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It's great to be part of the Kwik-E-Mart family.
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And like family you will work from eight to midnight, be responsible for cleanup, stocking, pricing, security, cleanup again, and Squishee syrup mixing. Bring your own mixing paddle.
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You get one half day off every two weeks, free medical from the First-Aid kit in the back, and a full compliment of benefits.
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Benefits are not complimentary. All of your salary goes to pay for them.
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Task: Make Hank Scorpio Train at the Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 4
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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There are so many health and safety violations here...
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I've taken Jailbird's gunfire trying to protect spicy meat snacks. They're good but not bullet in the shoulder good.
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I can't let it get me down. What I need is a job in a professional field.
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Something that puts me in touch with real people, with real hopes and dreams!
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Task: Make Hank Scorpio Become a Wall Street Robber Baron (4h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 5
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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What have I done?! Wall Street is more horrifying than I could have imagined!
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Such ruthlessness. Such heartless, selfish cruelty.
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And that's just trying to get to the microwave in the lunch room.
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I think it's time to get back to honest, productive work where I can make a real difference in the world.
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Task: Make Hank Scorpio Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations (6h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts
Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 1
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open!
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"Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!"
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"We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!"
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This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas.
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Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (1h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 2
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public?
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Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"...
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Maybe they save evil for the afternoons.
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Wait... MORE meetings?
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Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings (8h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 3
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground!
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"Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!...
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"Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline".
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"Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"?
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Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork (4h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 4
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward!
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Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?!
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I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works.
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My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row!
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Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room.
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Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers (1h, Volcano Lair) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 5
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
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Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage!
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By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives!
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It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again!
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Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 4th and tapping on Gil's University Nerds mark:
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Hey, can I interest you in three computer nerds who are faster than fiber optic, more powerful than China's Tianhe-2 supercomputer, and able to leap firewalls in a single click?
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Offer accepted:
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Woo-hoo! I'm a bonafide broker!
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I make the deal and those nerds do the work! And after signing bonuses and service fees I take home a sweet-
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Hoo-boy... I owe THEM thirty-six dollars.
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Never let computer geeks draw up the contract.
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Offer declined:
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No deal? You'll regret that when your gas and electric bill goes to your spam folder...
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...you don't pay it on time and they cut off your heat and you're taking sink baths at the public library. How did this become about me?
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Hack to the Future
Hack to the Future Pt. 1
After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark:
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My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
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Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
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The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
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Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
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Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.
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Task: Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores (4h, Doug and Gary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hack to the Future Pt. 2
After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark:
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We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
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I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
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An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
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But our test scores are all 100% already.
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But our social lives are all zeroes!
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We can hack those too!
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Task: Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site (4h, Doug and Gary)
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I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
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Because of the ethical quandary?
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No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
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We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hack to the Future Pt. 3
After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark:
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Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
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They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
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And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
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We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
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But first, we have a much more important target to take down.
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Task: Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes (4h, Doug and Gary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hack to the Future Pt. 4
After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark:
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Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
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And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
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Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
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Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
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I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
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That's it! Human maladies engage!
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Task: Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed (1h) Task: Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer (1h) Task: Make Gary Use Ear Drops (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hack to the Future Pt. 5
After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark:
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I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
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I've erased all of our internet histories.
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From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
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So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!
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Task: Make Benjamin Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Task: Make Doug Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Task: Make Gary Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Another Brick in the Firewall
Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
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What's with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place?
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Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it's time the E.P.A. stomped back!
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Ethics be damned! We're going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar!
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Task: Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
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Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged... and not one person will have a clue to what's going on.
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I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library.
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What?!
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You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There's only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don't know about your secret plans.
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Task: Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
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This is a security nightmare!
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Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.'s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger!
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Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today's typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they're still sitting on the toilet.
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You again?! How did you get in here?
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Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security.
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Task: Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
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Stop stalking me, man. You know it's not cool for adults to follow kids around, right?
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But I need your help! I've exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips!
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And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?!
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All right, dude, I'll help you out.
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But beware I'm introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business.
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Task: Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media (1h, Simpson Home) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5
After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
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Social media is inspiring... and horrifying... and inspiring!
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People will believe everything they read... even if it contradicts the thing they just read!
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I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth.
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The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won't know the truth from the lies!
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Task: Make Russ Cargill Launch "News Entertainment" Websites (1h, Springfield Library) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears
Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 1
After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
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This modern world is so different than I expected.
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But then, I was also assured an apocalyptic plan would have ended everything by now...
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What does the modern world have to offer a flexible woman who has been patterned after a shallow 1950's man's fantasy?
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Task: Make Femme Fatale Do Deadly Gymnastics (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 2
After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, Miss Fatale. I notice you've recently come back onto the social scene. I have a bit of advice.
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Please be brief. I'm already in my catsuit and on my way to my high-kick calisthenics class.
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Have you considered going into real estate sales?
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Today's woman can flip a house without having to do handsprings to close the deal.
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Although, I'd mortgage any one of your cartwheels... truly majestic.
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Task: Make Femme Fatale Try Her Hand at Real Estate Sales (8h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 3
After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
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Femme, darling, sales are fantastic, but clients are saying you're very, very direct... meaning you're very, very scary.
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I'm just doing what any strong leader does.
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Making hostile demands and dropping people into a shark tank if they fail to comply.
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Task: Make Femme Fatale Break That Glass Ceiling (1h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 4
After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
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Lindsey has been irreplaceable in getting me to this level of success. I couldn't have done it without her.
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Which is exactly why I must eliminate her!
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Task: Make Femme Fatale Prepare a Trap for Lindsey Naegle (4h, Red Blazer Realty) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 5
After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
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Femme, it's so cute that you think you have to destroy me to get ahead.
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What? Are you saying I don't have to annihilate my rival to rule the world?
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Sweetie, that's so old fashioned. We're women, we don't have to euthanize. We can harmonize.
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It's called being "Frenemies".
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Task: Make Femme Fatale Flirt Deadly (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hammer & Sparrow
Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
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It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition.
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Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
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You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
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What's a little light treason between family?
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Task: Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner [x5] (1h, Simpson Home)
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Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
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Well, that's the typical American diet.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
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Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
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We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!
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Task: Make Grampa Go on a Rant (1h, Simpson Home) Task: Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful (1h, Simpson Home)
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...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents…
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3
After tapping on Adil Hoxha's exclamation mark:
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Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you...
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...enjoy your last meal.
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Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
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Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks...
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Task: Make Adil Be Inconspicuous (1h, Simpson Home)
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I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
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You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
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Maybe it's the grave calling.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
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Are we having rat tonight?
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Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.
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Task: Make Abe Follow Adil (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant (8h, Control Building)
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This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
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I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
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No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
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It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
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What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
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I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel.
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What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?
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Task: Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House) Task: Make Abe Spy on Adil (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House)
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Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
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Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
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‘Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
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We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
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Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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