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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Secret Agents and Easter 2017 content update/Secret Agents/Premium Gameplay

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Hat in Hand[edit]

Hat in Hand Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo hoo! My spy camera hat is super secret and super handsome!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, that thing is enormous! I thought I told you to stop ordering useless junk off the internet.
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png You did!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png I went foot shopping for this!
Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Collect Footage of His Life (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hat in Hand Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, get out of my room!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's not your room anymore! I annexed it after you squealed to mom about my cherry bomb collection!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png MOM!!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png I got this, Marge!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, look at that. Homie's actually helping out around the house.
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png Kid fight-Kid-fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! One is wrong and one is right!
Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Record a Child Fight (4h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hat in Hand Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Um, Homer, I wanted to talk to you about that hat.
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png You can't have it! And you can't have the footage I shot of you praying on the potty either!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Homer! You can't just go around shooting footage of whoever you want without their permission!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png Whaddayou know, Flanders. I'll prove my point at the Kwik-E-Mart. Photo op in aisle three!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png As long as I buy something, Apu has no choice but to tolerate my undercover shenanigans!
Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Videotape Apu at Work (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hat in Hand Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You can't film in here no more, Homer! If the feds get wind of that I make booze outta government cheese, I'm sunk!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah! I can't let people know I put my house arrest ankle bracelet on Mr. Teeny!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png Sorry, but this is all part of my artistic vision.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Gouge out his vision! Get him!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png AAAHH!!!
Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Seek Safety (24h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hat in Hand Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png The nerve of those guys, trying to break my hat and my legs!
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png I have everything they've done on tape!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Doesn't that also mean you've also got everything you've done since you got that hat?
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png Oh... yeah, right... Are disorderly conduct and vandalism felonies?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes.
Tapped Out Camera Hat Homer Icon.png How 'bout in Missouri, Arkansas and Indiana?
Task: Make Camera Hat Homer Delete His Footage (12h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener[edit]

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Sometimes I wonder if the life of an international crime lord is paying off.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png How different would it have been if I'd become a teacher? Or a mailman?
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Or is it mailperson now? Does it count if it isn't a male person that's the mailperson?
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Another mystery to ponder and now's as good a time as any.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png It'll be weeks before the contractors fix the climate control in our arctic base and we can get back to work.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Another dilemma -- Fahrenheit or Celsius? Been a Fahrenheit man all my life. Is it too late to change?
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Start a New Business (8h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Starting a legitimate business is more complicated than I thought.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png All these regulations, taxes, and hidden surcharges... they scramble my brain. And not the good scramble like how 5th Street Café is actually on 3rd. I don't get it, but I don't need to.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Maybe in the dynamic world of convenient fast food I should start at the bottom and work my way up.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I wonder who I have to assassinate to get a management position?
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Look for Work (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Welcome to your first day at the Kwik-E-Mart, Mister Scorpio.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png It's great to be part of the Kwik-E-Mart family.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png And like family you will work from eight to midnight, be responsible for cleanup, stocking, pricing, security, cleanup again, and Squishee syrup mixing. Bring your own mixing paddle.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png You get one half day off every two weeks, free medical from the First-Aid kit in the back, and a full compliment of benefits.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Benefits are not complimentary. All of your salary goes to pay for them.
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Train at the Kwik-E-Mart (12h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png There are so many health and safety violations here...
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I've taken Jailbird's gunfire trying to protect spicy meat snacks. They're good but not bullet in the shoulder good.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I can't let it get me down. What I need is a job in a professional field.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Something that puts me in touch with real people, with real hopes and dreams!
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Become a Wall Street Robber Baron (4h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png What have I done?! Wall Street is more horrifying than I could have imagined!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Such ruthlessness. Such heartless, selfish cruelty.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png And that's just trying to get to the microwave in the lunch room.
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png I think it's time to get back to honest, productive work where I can make a real difference in the world.
Task: Make Hank Scorpio Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations (6h, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts[edit]

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Hmn, someone sent me a package. Careful, Hank. It's most likely a deadly explosive device... Uggh, I can't wait. I just love getting things! I'm tearing it open!
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Congratulations Mr. Scorpio, you have been selected as the most dynamic evil villain of the year!"
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png "We would like to welcome you to the Advanced Council Representative of Nefarious Yearly Machinations!"
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png This is so exciting! I've never been part of an organized group of supervillains before! Okay, Boy Scouts. But that was more about the bandanas.
Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Conference With A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (1h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png What's first on the evil agenda? Manipulate a national economy? Establish supremacy from space? Leak someone's emails to the public?
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Hmn... I've got a meeting, "Discuss Q2 operational goals and planning"...
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Maybe they save evil for the afternoons.
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Wait... MORE meetings?
Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Attend Back-to-Back Meetings (8h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Oh, an email from the Council Advisory Board! I can finally get my newest, nefarious plan off the ground!
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Council Member 00-08, your proposal entitled "Controlled Moon Orbit Destabilization" has been greenlit for production". Yes!...
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Please prepare a detailed cost and manpower assessment and be sure to include a potential operations timeline".
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png "Assuming all required paperwork is in order, your operation will begin as early as... 2025"?
Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Drown in Paperwork (4h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png All this red tape puts a stranglehold on my moving forward!
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Writing reports, presenting scheme prospectuses, analyzing data... When do masterminds get to launch actual operations?!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png I understand your frustration, Hank, but the process works.
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png My organizations numbers have been up for the last three quarters in a row!
Tapped Out Number 1 Icon.png Although, they're still denying my requests for a Squishee machine in the break room.
Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Crunch the Numbers (1h, Volcano Lair)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png Ladies and gentlemen of A.C.R.O.N.Y.M., by focusing on datamining and analysis, I have discovered the most effective plan to propel Globex to the forefront of the world stage!
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png By the time you leave this meeting, each of your organizations will have been infiltrated and overthrown by my best operatives!
Tapped Out Mastermind Hank Scorpio Icon.png It's been wonderful working with you all. If any of you survive the purge, I'd absolutely love to overthrow you all over again!
Task: Make Mastermind Hank Scorpio Overthrow A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Gil Deal[edit]

After the user logs in on April 4th and tapping on Gil's University Nerds Mark.pngUniversity Nerds mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey, can I interest you in three computer nerds who are faster than fiber optic, more powerful than China's Tianhe-2 supercomputer, and able to leap firewalls in a single click?
University Nerds Bundle.png
Offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Woo-hoo! I'm a bonafide broker!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I make the deal and those nerds do the work! And after signing bonuses and service fees I take home a sweet-
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hoo-boy... I owe THEM thirty-six dollars.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Never let computer geeks draw up the contract.
Offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png No deal? You'll regret that when your gas and electric bill goes to your spam folder...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png ...you don't pay it on time and they cut off your heat and you're taking sink baths at the public library. How did this become about me?

Hack to the Future[edit]

Hack to the Future Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png My stupid calculus professor gave me an "A", which would have been an "A+" if he bothered to calculate Pi to more than thirty-two places.
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png Your GPA just dropped to a 3.9999. Not sure we can hang together anymore.
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png The Professor won't change the grade, so that leaves us with only one recourse.
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png Gentlemen, we're going rogue!
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png Okay, but let's not go too late. I have an orthodontist appointment this afternoon.
Task: Make Benjamin Hack University Test Scores (4h, Doug and Gary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hack to the Future Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png We did it! Calculus grade successfully hacked!
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png I feel peptides activating my body's opiate receptors!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png An endorphin rush! I had one too! I want to feel it again!
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png But our test scores are all 100% already.
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png But our social lives are all zeroes!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png We can hack those too!
Task: Make Benjamin Hack the Ashley Madden Site (4h, Doug and Gary)
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png I don't think hacking that dating site was a good idea.
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png Because of the ethical quandary?
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png No, because now we know that 96% of the women on the internet aren't real!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png We have to post our data. It's up to us to save other nerds from falling prey to faux females!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hack to the Future Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Benjamin's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png Wow, guys look at these comments! The internet is blowing up!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png They love what we're doing – the first human love I've felt in a long time.
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png And they want us to hack more stuff -- news outlets, the government, the Powerball Lottery.
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png We truly are heroes of the internet community. We owe it to them to fight their battles... always behind the cloak of our online anonymity!
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png But first, we have a much more important target to take down.
Task: Make Benjamin Hack a Movie Studio Over Nerd Stereotypes (4h, Doug and Gary)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hack to the Future Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Doug's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png Um, guys? We've got another 200 friend requests over on Springface...
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png And more followers on Instaspring and Viewtube than our automated acceptance scripts can handle!
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png Half of them want us to undo what the other half is demanding! They're unreasonable... insatiable!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png Our hacking requests have vastly outgrown capacity! What can we do?!
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png I... I... I'm getting a stress nosebleed!
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png That's it! Human maladies engage!
Task: Make Benjamin Get a Random Nosebleed (1h)
Task: Make Doug Use an Asthma Puffer (1h)
Task: Make Gary Use Ear Drops (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hack to the Future Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Gary's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Gary Icon.png I've deleted all our social media accounts and scrubbed the hard drives.
Tapped Out Doug Icon.png I've erased all of our internet histories.
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png From this point forth, Gary, Doug, and Benjamin do not exist...
Tapped Out Benjamin Icon.png So choose a superhero avatar and let's get back online!
Task: Make Benjamin Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server)
Task: Make Doug Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server)
Task: Make Gary Roleplay Online (12h, Java Server)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Another Brick in the Firewall[edit]

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png What's with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place?
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it's time the E.P.A. stomped back!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Ethics be damned! We're going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar!
Task: Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals (1h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged... and not one person will have a clue to what's going on.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library.
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There's only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don't know about your secret plans.
Task: Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security (1h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png This is a security nightmare!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.'s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today's typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they're still sitting on the toilet.
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png You again?! How did you get in here?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security.
Task: Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Stop stalking me, man. You know it's not cool for adults to follow kids around, right?
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png But I need your help! I've exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png All right, dude, I'll help you out.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But beware I'm introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business.
Task: Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media (1h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Russ Cargill's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png Social media is inspiring... and horrifying... and inspiring!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png People will believe everything they read... even if it contradicts the thing they just read!
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth.
Tapped Out Russ Cargill Icon.png The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won't know the truth from the lies!
Task: Make Russ Cargill Launch "News Entertainment" Websites (1h, Springfield Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears[edit]

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png This modern world is so different than I expected.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png But then, I was also assured an apocalyptic plan would have ended everything by now...
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png What does the modern world have to offer a flexible woman who has been patterned after a shallow 1950's man's fantasy?
Task: Make Femme Fatale Do Deadly Gymnastics (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Excuse me, Miss Fatale. I notice you've recently come back onto the social scene. I have a bit of advice.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png Please be brief. I'm already in my catsuit and on my way to my high-kick calisthenics class.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Have you considered going into real estate sales?
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Today's woman can flip a house without having to do handsprings to close the deal.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Although, I'd mortgage any one of your cartwheels... truly majestic.
Task: Make Femme Fatale Try Her Hand at Real Estate Sales (8h, Red Blazer Realty)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Femme, darling, sales are fantastic, but clients are saying you're very, very direct... meaning you're very, very scary.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png I'm just doing what any strong leader does.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png Making hostile demands and dropping people into a shark tank if they fail to comply.
Task: Make Femme Fatale Break That Glass Ceiling (1h, Red Blazer Realty)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png Lindsey has been irreplaceable in getting me to this level of success. I couldn't have done it without her.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png Which is exactly why I must eliminate her!
Task: Make Femme Fatale Prepare a Trap for Lindsey Naegle (4h, Red Blazer Realty)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Objectification May Be Closer Than It Appears Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Femme Fatale's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Femme, it's so cute that you think you have to destroy me to get ahead.
Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon.png What? Are you saying I don't have to annihilate my rival to rule the world?
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Sweetie, that's so old fashioned. We're women, we don't have to euthanize. We can harmonize.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png It's called being "Frenemies".
Task: Make Femme Fatale Flirt Deadly (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hammer & Sparrow[edit]

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Adil! Have you come back on another exchange program?
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png It is more like one-way exchange. How you say... extradition.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, you adorable little scamp, with your made-up words. Why don't you join us for dinner?
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png You are too kind, Pappa Homer. I am relieved you do not hold my past troubles with your government against me.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What's a little light treason between family?
Task: Make Adil Join the Simpsons for Dinner (1h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Simpsons Have Family Dinner [x5] (1h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png Thank you, Mrs. Simpson, for sharing your wanton excess with me. It fills my heart with shame and my belly with hard to digest food.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well, that's the typical American diet.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I don't trust that no-good Russkie.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa! Adil is an Albanian refugee. What happened to "give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses"?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We got our fill o' those! Now we need your rich, energetic, few and far between!
Task: Make Grampa Go on a Rant (1h, Simpson Home)
Task: Make Adil Be Polite and Helpful (1h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...and when you made a phone call, your finger hurt from dialing! That's my two cents. Speaking of which, the one cent penny used to be worth two cents...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Adil Hoxha's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png Thank you again for your hospitality, Simpsons. I am grateful I was able to see you...
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png ...enjoy your last meal.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Last meal?! That's King James Bible talk for he's gonna kill us!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh Dad, you and your stories: Adil's trying to kill us, the nurses at the Retirement Castle are eating my pudding, my son's cashing my government checks...
Task: Make Adil Be Inconspicuous (1h, Simpson Home)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I'm telling you, I heard what I heard.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You can't hear the TV at full volume, but now you're hearing whispers.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Maybe it's the grave calling.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I may be old, senile, and blind in one eye, but I can still sniff out a rat.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png Are we having rat tonight?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Lemon-Rosemary Rat is Thursdays. Right now we gotta figure out what this Mata Hari midget is up to.
Task: Make Abe Follow Adil (8h, Control Building)
Task: Make Adil Visit the Nuclear Power Plant (8h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png This reactor is so unstable – imagine the pure destructive potential!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I knew it, you little kremlin gremlin!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Grampa! We're here for a school project on looming environmental disasters.
Tapped Out Adil Hoxha Icon.png It is okay, Lisa. We must respect our elders. They are only here for a short while.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png What's that mean? He's planning to kill me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hammer & Sparrow Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png I was so sure I smelled a Jerry, or a Boris... maybe even a Fidel.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png What the?! Where's he going with all that electrical whos-a-ma-call-its?
Task: Make Adil Transmit Coded Messages (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House)
Task: Make Abe Spy on Adil (1h, Bart's Treehouse or Brown House)
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Call my mommy, the boy's a commie!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa! Were you SPYING on Adil?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png 'Course I was! The boy's an ACTUAL spy! He's redder than a bloody crayon.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We all know that! You can't be so intolerant of other people's beliefs.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, Dad. Just 'cause the little guy wants to bring down our way of life, it doesn't make him a bad kid.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20