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image= [[Image:Bart spraypaint.gif|100px]]| | image= [[Image:Bart spraypaint.gif|100px]]| | ||
− | name= | + | name=James Jameson Farleyborough| |
gender=Male| | gender=Male| | ||
− | hair=short | + | hair=very short black hair| |
− | age= | + | age=14| |
− | job= | + | job=None| |
− | relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson]], | + | relatives=Father [[Homer Simpson|Slade]], mother [[Marge Simpson|Ivonne]], brother [[Barney Gumble|Fred]], grandfather [[Jake Geezington Farleyborough]].| |
− | appearance=[[ | + | appearance=[[I Am A Kickass]]| |
− | voiced by=[[ | + | voiced by= [[Zorgin Hmorgin]] |
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==Info== | ==Info== | ||
− | + | '''Jim''' (Birthday: [[April 2005|April 1, 2005]]) is the brother of Fred. | |
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− | + | ===Best Friends=== | |
− | * | + | *[[Pamela Wentworth]] |
− | * | + | *[[Milhouse Van Houten|Erwin McCobb]] |
− | * | + | *[[Waylon Smithers|Ez]] |
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− | == Pets == | + | ===Pets=== |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Dumb Dawg]] |
+ | *[[Satan the White Bear]] | ||
+ | ===Worst Enemies=== | ||
+ | *[[Gary Buzzcut]] | ||
+ | *[[Karl Thornebutt]] | ||
+ | *[[Satan the White Bear]] | ||
− | == | + | ===Past Loves=== |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Jenny Greensborough]] [[Red Greensborough|Red]]'s voluptuous daughter |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Billie Greensborough]] [[Red]]'s voluptuous daughter |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Pamela Wentworth]] Jim's good friend |
− | *[[ | + | *[[Rita Chuqulak]] a girl he met on an Indian reservation |
+ | *[[Betty Campbell]] Rev. Campbell's voluptuous daughter | ||
+ | *[[Barbara McStacey]] A snobby hottie | ||
+ | *[[Samantha Stoneville]] A snobby friend of Barbara | ||
+ | *[[Barry Duffman|Cosmo]]'s wife | ||
− | == | + | ===Future Plans=== |
− | * | + | *basketball player. |
− | * | + | *writer of pornographic poems. |
+ | *NASCAR Dad. | ||
+ | *Ruler of [[Hell]]. | ||
− | == Near Death Experiences == | + | ==Near Death Experiences== |
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− | + | *Angered Satan the Bear. | |
− | ' | + | *Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart. |
+ | *Nearly drowning trying to get Slade and Yvonne to die | ||
+ | *Played basketball with his scrotum | ||
+ | *Nearly killed by both [[Nelson Muntz|Gary Buzzcut]]and Guinness Ralph. | ||
+ | *Nearly killed by Chihiro the Dragon. | ||
+ | *Intervened in a fight between Slade and Dr. Bluff. | ||
+ | *Said this profane word. | ||
+ | *Swam with giant testicles. | ||
+ | *Billy Bob. | ||
− | + | == Other Crap == | |
− | ''' | + | '''Favorite Phrases''': "Testicle time!", "You're busty!" and "Duuuuuuude!" |
− | '''Favorite comic book''': | + | '''Allergie'''s: Pork rinds, rat feces, racism. |
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+ | '''Favorite comic book''': [[SUPER FREEMASON]]! | ||
==Other Achievements== | ==Other Achievements== | ||
− | Helped | + | Helped Rad Ron & Cosmo Flagstone get into a fight. |
− | + | Founded the Drinking Beer Underage Club. | |
− | + | Destroyed Pinnacle City's water tower. | |
− | + | Made Hemon of the Christ Mart eternally smell like pee. | |
− | + | Created a movie considered to be horrendously unfunny, also rated NC-105. | |
− | + | Has escaped from child abuse by his father several times. | |
− | + | Killed [[Yamilla the Geezer]]. | |
− | + | Began a civil war, in which he supported the Confederacy. | |
− | + | [[Image:Bart & Homer 4.gif|right|thumb|200px|Jim and Slade being asses]] | |
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==Links== | ==Links== |
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Character Information
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Contents
Info
Jim (Birthday: April 1, 2005) is the brother of Fred.
Best Friends
Pets
Worst Enemies
Past Loves
- Jenny Greensborough Red's voluptuous daughter
- Billie Greensborough Red's voluptuous daughter
- Pamela Wentworth Jim's good friend
- Rita Chuqulak a girl he met on an Indian reservation
- Betty Campbell Rev. Campbell's voluptuous daughter
- Barbara McStacey A snobby hottie
- Samantha Stoneville A snobby friend of Barbara
- Cosmo's wife
Future Plans
- basketball player.
- writer of pornographic poems.
- NASCAR Dad.
- Ruler of Hell.
Near Death Experiences
- Angered Satan the Bear.
- Smelled Gary Buzzcut's fart.
- Nearly drowning trying to get Slade and Yvonne to die
- Played basketball with his scrotum
- Nearly killed by both Gary Buzzcutand Guinness Ralph.
- Nearly killed by Chihiro the Dragon.
- Intervened in a fight between Slade and Dr. Bluff.
- Said this profane word.
- Swam with giant testicles.
- Billy Bob.
Other Crap
Favorite Phrases: "Testicle time!", "You're busty!" and "Duuuuuuude!"
Allergies: Pork rinds, rat feces, racism.
Favorite comic book: SUPER FREEMASON!
Other Achievements
Helped Rad Ron & Cosmo Flagstone get into a fight. Founded the Drinking Beer Underage Club. Destroyed Pinnacle City's water tower. Made Hemon of the Christ Mart eternally smell like pee. Created a movie considered to be horrendously unfunny, also rated NC-105. Has escaped from child abuse by his father several times. Killed Yamilla the Geezer. Began a civil war, in which he supported the Confederacy.
Links