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The following is a '''list of [[Chalkboard gag|chalkboard gags]]''' seen on '''[[The Simpsons]]'''.
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 1)|Season 1]] ==
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|1 || December 17, [[1989]] || ''no gag'' || [[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]
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!width="117" style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|Airdate
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|2 || January 14, [[1990]] ||I will not waste chalk || [[Bart the Genius]]
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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!width="200" style="background-color: #DEDDE2"|Episode Name
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|3 || January 21, 1990 || I will not skateboard in the halls || [[Homer's Odyssey]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" |
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|1
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|4 || January 28, [[1990]] || I will not burp in class || [[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]
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|December 17, [[1989]]
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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|''no gag''
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|5 || February 4, 1990 || ''no gag - shortened opening'' || [[Bart the General]]
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|[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|6 || February 11, [[1990]] || I will not instigate revolution || [[Moaning Lisa]]
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|2
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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|January 14, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|7 || February 18, [[1990]] || I will not draw naked ladies in class || [[Call of the Simpsons]]
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|I will not waste chalk
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" |
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|[[Bart the Genius]]
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|8 || February 25, [[1990]] || I did not see Elvis || [[The Telltale Head]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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|3
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|9 || March 18, [[1990]] || ''no gag'' || [[Life on the Fast Lane]]
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|January 21, 1990
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" |
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|I will not skateboard in the halls
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|10 || March 25, [[1990]] || I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" || [[Homer's Night Out]]
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|[[Homer's Odyssey]]
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|11 || April 15, 1990 || Garlic gum is not funny || [[The Crepes of Wrath]]
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|4
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF;" |
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|January 28, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|12 || April 29, 1990 || They are laughing at me, not with me || [[Krusty Gets Busted]]
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|I will not burp in class
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|- style="background-color: #F2F2F2;" |
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|[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]
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|13 || May 13, [[1990]] || I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom || [[Some Enchanted Evening]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|5
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|February 4, 1990
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|''no gag - shortened opening''
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|[[Bart the General]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|6
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|February 11, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|I will not instigate revolution
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|[[Moaning Lisa]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|7
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|February 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|I will not draw naked ladies in class
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|[[Call of the Simpsons]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|8
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|February 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|I did not see Elvis
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|[[The Telltale Head]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|9
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|March 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|''no gag''
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|[[Life on the Fast Lane]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|10
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|March 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
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|[[Homer's Night Out]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|11
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|April 15, 1990
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|Garlic gum is not funny
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|[[The Crepes of Wrath]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF;"
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|12
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|April 29, 1990
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|They are laughing at me, not with me
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|[[Krusty Gets Busted]]
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|-style="background-color: #F2F2F2;"
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|13
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|May 13, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
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|I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom
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|[[Some Enchanted Evening]]
 
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== [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 2)|Season 2]] ==
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
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|14
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|October 11, [[1990]]
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|October 11, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''
 
|I will not encourage others to fly ''(And during the episode:'' I will not fake my way through life'')''
 
|[[Bart Gets an F]]
 
|[[Bart Gets an F]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|15
 
|15
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|October 18, [[1990]]
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|October 18, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|Tar is not a plaything
 
|Tar is not a plaything
 
|[[Simpson and Delilah]]
 
|[[Simpson and Delilah]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|16
 
|16
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|October 25, [[1990]]
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|October 25, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror]]
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror]]
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|17
 
|17
 
|November 1, 1990
 
|November 1, 1990
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|I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2], [[1992]] rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'")
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|I will not Xerox my butt (''Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992] rerun'' - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'")
 
|[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]
 
|[[Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|18
 
|18
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|November 8, [[1990]]
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|November 8, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I will not trade pants with others
 
|I will not trade pants with others
 
|[[Dancin' Homer]]
 
|[[Dancin' Homer]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|19
 
|19
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|November 15, [[1990]]
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|November 15, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''
 
|I am not a 32 year old woman ''(though at the time, the voice of Bart, [[Nancy Cartwright]], was) ''
 
|[[Dead Putting Society]]
 
|[[Dead Putting Society]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|20
 
|20
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|November 22, [[1990]]
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|November 22, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I will not do that thing with my tongue
 
|I will not do that thing with my tongue
 
|[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
 
|[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|21
 
|21
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|December 6, [[1990]]
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|December 6, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)
 
|I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in ''The Months'', with the principal being replaced by December)
 
|[[Bart the Daredevil]]
 
|[[Bart the Daredevil]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|22
 
|22
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|December 20, [[1990]]
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|December 20, [http:///index.php?title=1990&action=edit&redlink=1 1990]
 
|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
 
|I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
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|[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]
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|[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|23
 
|23
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|January 10, [[1991]]
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|January 10, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not sell school property
 
|I will not sell school property
 
|[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
 
|[[Bart Gets Hit by a Car]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|24
 
|24
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|January 24, [[1991]]
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|January 24, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''
 
|I will not cut corners ''(This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.)''
 
|[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]
 
|[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|25
 
|25
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|January 31, [[1991]]
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|January 31, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not get very far with this attitude
 
|I will not get very far with this attitude
 
|[[The Way We Was]]
 
|[[The Way We Was]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|26
 
|26
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|February 7, [[1991]]
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|February 7, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not make flatulent noises in class
 
|I will not make flatulent noises in class
 
|[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]
 
|[[Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|27
 
|27
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|February 14, [[1991]]
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|February 14, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not belch the national anthem
 
|I will not belch the national anthem
 
|[[Principal Charming]]
 
|[[Principal Charming]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|28
 
|28
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|[[February 21]], [[1991]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|I will not sell land in [[Florida]]
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|I will not sell land in [http:///index.php?title=Florida&action=edit&redlink=1 Florida]
 
|[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
 
|[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|29
 
|29
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|March 7, [[1991]]
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|March 7, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not sell school property
 
|I will not sell school property
 
|[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]
 
|[[Bart's Dog Gets an F]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|30
 
|30
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|March 28, [[1991]]
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|March 28, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not grease the monkey bars
 
|I will not grease the monkey bars
 
|[[Old Money]]
 
|[[Old Money]]
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|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|32
 
|32
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|April 25, [[1991]]
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|April 25, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Lisa's Substitute]]
 
|[[Lisa's Substitute]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|33
 
|33
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|May 2, [[1991]]
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|May 2, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not do anything bad ever again
 
|I will not do anything bad ever again
 
|[[The War of the Simpsons]]
 
|[[The War of the Simpsons]]
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|-style="background-color: #EFF8F7"
 
|34
 
|34
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|May 9, [[1991]]
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|May 9, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''
 
|I will not show off ''(This was written in Blackletter.)''
 
|[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]
 
|[[Three Men and a Comic Book]]
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|35
 
|35
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|July 11, [[1991]]
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|July 11, [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 
|I will not sleep through my education
 
|I will not sleep through my education
 
|[[Blood Feud]]
 
|[[Blood Feud]]
 
|}
 
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== [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 3)|Season 3]] ==
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! style="background-color: #E2C7DD" width="117" | Airdate
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!width="117" style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Airdate  
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! style="background-color: #E2C7DD" | Gag
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!style="background-color: #E2C7DD"|Gag  
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|36 || [[September 19]], [[1991]] || I am not a [[dentist]] || [[Stark Raving Dad]]
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|[http:///index.php?title=September_19&action=edit&redlink=1 September 19], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|37 || [[September 26]], [[1991]] || Spitwads are not [[free speech]] || [[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]
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|I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Dentist&action=edit&redlink=1 dentist]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|[[Stark Raving Dad]]
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|38 || [[October 3]], [[1991]] || Nobody likes [[sunburn]] slappers || [[When Flanders Failed]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|37
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|39 || [[October 10]], [[1991]] || High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')'' || [[Bart the Murderer]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|Spitwads are not [http:///index.php?title=Free_speech&action=edit&redlink=1 free speech]
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|40 || [[October 17]], [[1991]] || I will not squeak [[chalk]] ''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)'' || [[Homer Defined]]
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|[[Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington]]
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|41 || [[October 24]], [[1991]] || I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)'' || [[Like Father, Like Clown]]
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|38
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_3&action=edit&redlink=1 October 3], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|42 || [[October 31]], [[1991]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror II]]
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|Nobody likes [http:///index.php?title=Sunburn&action=edit&redlink=1 sunburn] slappers
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|[[When Flanders Failed]]
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|43 || [[November 7]], [[1991]] || "Bart Bucks" are not [[legal tender]] || [[Lisa's Pony]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|39
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|44 || [[November 14]], [[1991]] || I will not fake [[rabies]] || [[Saturdays of Thunder]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_10&action=edit&redlink=1 October 10], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|High explosives and school don't mix ''(And during the episode:'' I will not bribe Principal Skinner'')''
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|45 || [[November 21]], [[1991]] || Underwear should be worn on the inside || [[Flaming Moe's]]
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|[[Bart the Murderer]]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|46 || [[December 5]], [[1991]] || The Christmas Pageant does not stink || [[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
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|40
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_17&action=edit&redlink=1 October 17], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|47 || [[December 26]], [[1991]] || I will not torment the emotionally frail || [[I Married Marge]]
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|I will not squeak [http:///index.php?title=Chalk&action=edit&redlink=1 chalk]''(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.)''
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|[[Homer Defined]]
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|48 || [[January 9]], [[1992]] || I will not carve [[Deity|gods]] || [[Radio Bart]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|41
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|49 || [[January 23]], [[1992]] || ''no gag'' || [[Lisa the Greek]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|I will finish what I sta ''(written only once)''
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|50 || [[February 6]], [[1992]] || I will not spank others || [[Homer Alone]]
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|[[Like Father, Like Clown]]
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|51 || [[February 13]], [[1992]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart the Lover]]
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|42
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|52 || [[February 20]], [[1992]] || I will not [[beanball|aim for the head]] ''(In this episode, a major character was [[hit by pitch|hit in the head by a pitch]] during a baseball game.)'' || [[Homer at the Bat]]
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|''no gag''
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|[[Treehouse of Horror II]]
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|53 || [[February 27]], [[1992]] || I will not [[Vomiting|barf]] unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')'' || [[Separate Vocations]]
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|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|43
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|54 || [[March 12]], [[1992]] || I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge || [[Dog of Death]]
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|[http:///index.php?title=November_7&action=edit&redlink=1 November 7], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|"Bart Bucks" are not [http:///index.php?title=Legal_tender&action=edit&redlink=1 legal tender]
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|55 || [[March 26]], [[1992]] || I will not conduct my own [[fire drill]]s || [[Colonel Homer]]
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|[[Lisa's Pony]]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
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|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
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|56 || [[April 9]], [[1992]] || Funny noises are not funny || [[Black Widower]]
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|44
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|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
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|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
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|57 || [[April 23]], [[1992]] || I will not spin the [[turtle]] || [[The Otto Show]]
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|I will not fake [http:///index.php?title=Rabies&action=edit&redlink=1 rabies]
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|- style="background-color: #F7F0F5" |
+
|[[Saturdays of Thunder]]
−
|58 || [[May 7]], [[1992]] || I will not snap [[Brassiere|bras]] || [[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|45
−
|59 || [[August 27]], [[1992]] || I will not fake [[seizure]]s || [[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
−
|-
+
|Underwear should be worn on the inside
 +
|[[Flaming Moe's]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|46
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_5&action=edit&redlink=1 December 5], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 +
|The Christmas Pageant does not stink
 +
|[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|47
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_26&action=edit&redlink=1 December 26], [http:///index.php?title=1991&action=edit&redlink=1 1991]
 +
|I will not torment the emotionally frail
 +
|[[I Married Marge]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|48
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not carve [http:///index.php?title=Deity&action=edit&redlink=1 gods]
 +
|[[Radio Bart]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|49
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Lisa the Greek]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|50
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_6&action=edit&redlink=1 February 6], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not spank others
 +
|[[Homer Alone]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|51
 +
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart the Lover]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|52
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Beanball&action=edit&redlink=1 aim for the head]''(In this episode, a major character was [http:///index.php?title=Hit_by_pitch&action=edit&redlink=1 hit in the head by a pitch] during a baseball game.)''
 +
|[[Homer at the Bat]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|53
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Vomiting&action=edit&redlink=1 barf] unless I'm sick ''(And during the episode:'' I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty'')''
 +
|[[Separate Vocations]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|54
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
 +
|[[Dog of Death]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|55
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not conduct my own [http:///index.php?title=Fire_drill&action=edit&redlink=1 fire drills]
 +
|[[Colonel Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|56
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_9&action=edit&redlink=1 April 9], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|Funny noises are not funny
 +
|[[Black Widower]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|57
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not spin the [http:///index.php?title=Turtle&action=edit&redlink=1 turtle]
 +
|[[The Otto Show]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #F7F0F5"
 +
|58
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_7&action=edit&redlink=1 May 7], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not snap [http:///index.php?title=Brassiere&action=edit&redlink=1 bras]
 +
|[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|59
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=August_27&action=edit&redlink=1 August 27], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|I will not fake [http:///index.php?title=Seizure&action=edit&redlink=1 seizures]
 +
|[[Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 4)|Season 4]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #85CAFF" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|#
−
! style="background-color: #85CAFF" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #85CAFF" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #85CAFF" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #85CAFF"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|60 || [[September 24]], [[1992]] || This punishment is not boring and pointless || [[Kamp Krusty]]
+
|60
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|61 || [[October 01]], [[1992]] || My name is not "[[Jack Kevorkian|Dr. Death]]" || [[A Streetcar Named Marge]]
+
|This punishment is not boring and pointless
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|[[Kamp Krusty]]
−
|62 || [[October 08]], [[1992]] || I will not defame [[New Orleans]] ''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)'' || [[Homer the Heretic]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|61
−
|63 || [[October 15]], [[1992]] || I will not [[prescribe]] [[medication]] || [[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_01&action=edit&redlink=1 October 01], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|My name is not "[http:///index.php?title=Jack_Kevorkian&action=edit&redlink=1 Dr. Death]"
−
|64 || [[October 29]], [[1992]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror III]]
+
|[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|65 || [[November 03]], [[1992]] || I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")'' || [[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]
+
|62
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_08&action=edit&redlink=1 October 08], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|66 || [[November 05]], [[1992]] || I will not teach others to fly || [[Marge Gets a Job]]
+
|I will not defame [http:///index.php?title=New_Orleans&action=edit&redlink=1 New Orleans]''(This was due to complaints regarding the [[A Streetcar Named Marge|previous episode]]'s song about New Orleans.)''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Homer the Heretic]]
−
|67 || [[November 12]], [[1992]] || I will not bring [[sheep]] to class || [[New Kid on the Block]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|63
−
|68 || [[November 19]], [[1992]] || A burp is not an answer || [[Mr. Plow]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_15&action=edit&redlink=1 October 15], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Prescribe&action=edit&redlink=1 prescribe][http:///index.php?title=Medication&action=edit&redlink=1 medication]
−
|69 || [[December 03]], [[1992]] || Teacher is not a [[leprosy|leper]] || [[Lisa's First Word]]
+
|[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|70 || [[December 17]], [[1992]] || [[Coffee]] is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)'' || [[Homer's Triple Bypass]]
+
|64
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_29&action=edit&redlink=1 October 29], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|71 || [[January 14]], [[1993]] || I will not eat things for money || [[Marge vs. the Monorail]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror III]]
−
|72 || [[January 21]], [[1993]] || I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call || [[Selma's Choice]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|65
−
|73 || [[February 04]], [[1993]] || The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s [[toupee|toupée]] is not a [[frisbee]] || [[Brother from the Same Planet]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|I will not bury the new kid ''(During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.")''
−
|74 || [[February 11]], [[1993]] || I will not call the principal "spud head" || [[I Love Lisa]]
+
|[[:Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie|Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|75 || [[February 18]], [[1993]] || [[Goldfish]] don't bounce || [[Duffless]]
+
|66
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|76 || [[March 11]], [[1993]] || Mud is not one of the 4 [[Food guide pyramid|food groups]] || [[Last Exit to Springfield]]
+
|I will not teach others to fly
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Marge Gets a Job]]
−
|77 || [[April 01]], [[1993]] || No one is interested in my [[underpants]] || [[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|67
−
|78 || [[April 15]], [[1993]] || I will not sell [[patent medicine|miracle cures]] || [[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|I will not bring [http:///index.php?title=Sheep&action=edit&redlink=1 sheep] to class
−
|79 || [[April 29]], [[1993]] || I will return the [[Guide dog|seeing-eye dog]] || [[Whacking Day]]
+
|[[New Kid on the Block]]
−
|- style="background-color: #E3F2FF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
−
|80 || [[May 06]], [[1993]] || I do not have [[diplomatic immunity]] || [[Marge in Chains]]
+
|68
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
−
|81 || [[May 13]], [[1993]] || I will not charge admission to the bathroom || [[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]
+
|A burp is not an answer
−
|-
+
|[[Mr. Plow]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|69
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|Teacher is not a [http:///index.php?title=Leprosy&action=edit&redlink=1 leper]
 +
|[[Lisa's First Word]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|70
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=1992&action=edit&redlink=1 1992]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 Coffee] is not for kids ''(Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.)''
 +
|[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|71
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not eat things for money
 +
|[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|72
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_21&action=edit&redlink=1 January 21], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call
 +
|[[Selma's Choice]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|73
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|The [[Seymour Skinner|principal]]'s [http:///index.php?title=Toupee&action=edit&redlink=1 toupée] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Frisbee&action=edit&redlink=1 frisbee]
 +
|[[Brother from the Same Planet]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|74
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not call the principal "spud head"
 +
|[[I Love Lisa]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|75
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Goldfish&action=edit&redlink=1 Goldfish] don't bounce
 +
|[[Duffless]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|76
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|Mud is not one of the 4 [http:///index.php?title=Food_guide_pyramid&action=edit&redlink=1 food groups]
 +
|[[Last Exit to Springfield]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|77
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|No one is interested in my [http:///index.php?title=Underpants&action=edit&redlink=1 underpants]
 +
|[[:So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|78
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_15&action=edit&redlink=1 April 15], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not sell [http:///index.php?title=Patent_medicine&action=edit&redlink=1 miracle cures]
 +
|[[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|79
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will return the [http:///index.php?title=Guide_dog&action=edit&redlink=1 seeing-eye dog]
 +
|[[Whacking Day]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #E3F2FF"
 +
|80
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity]
 +
|[[Marge in Chains]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|81
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not charge admission to the bathroom
 +
|[[Krusty Gets Kancelled]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 5)|Season 5]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FD9D83" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FD9D83" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FD9D83" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FD9D83" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FD9D83"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|82 || [[September 30]], [[1993]] || I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'') || [[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]
+
|82
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|83 || [[October 07]], [[1993]] || The cafeteria [[deep frying|deep fryer]] is not a toy || [[Cape Feare]]
+
|I will never win an [[Emmy Award|Emmy]] (''Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date'')
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]
−
|84 || [[October 14]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Homer Goes to College]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|83
−
|85 || [[October 21]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_07&action=edit&redlink=1 October 07], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|The cafeteria [http:///index.php?title=Deep_frying&action=edit&redlink=1 deep fryer] is not a toy
−
|86 || [[October 28]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror IV]]
+
|[[Cape Feare]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|87 || [[November 04]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Marge on the Lam]]
+
|84
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|88 || [[November 11]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart's Inner Child]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Homer Goes to College]]
−
|89 || [[November 18]], [[1993]] || ''no gag'' || [[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|85
−
|90 || [[December 09]], [[1993]] || [[All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy|All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy]] || [[The Last Temptation of Homer]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_21&action=edit&redlink=1 October 21], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|''no gag''
−
|91 || [[December 16]], [[1993]] || I will not say "[[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]" just to get applause || [[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]
+
|[[Rosebud (The Simpsons)|Rosebud]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|92 || [[January 06]], [[1994]] || I am not authorized to fire [[substitute teacher]]s || [[Homer the Vigilante]]
+
|86
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_28&action=edit&redlink=1 October 28], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|93 || [[February 03]], [[1994]] || My homework was not stolen by [[The Fugitive (1993 film)|a one-armed man]] || [[Bart Gets Famous]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]
−
|94 || [[February 10]], [[1994]] || I will not go near the [[kindergarten]] turtle || [[Homer and Apu]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|87
−
|95 || [[February 17]], [[1994]] || ''no gag'' || [[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_04&action=edit&redlink=1 November 04], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|''no gag''
−
|96 || [[February 24]], [[1994]] || ''no gag'' || [[Deep Space Homer]]
+
|[[Marge on the Lam]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|97 || [[March 17]], [[1994]] || I am not delightfully saucy || [[Homer Loves Flanders]]
+
|88
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|98 || [[March 31]], [[1994]] || [[Organ transplant]]s are best left to the professionals || [[Bart Gets an Elephant]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Bart's Inner Child]]
−
|99 || [[April 14]], [[1994]] || The [[Pledge of Allegiance]] does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]" || [[Burns' Heir]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|89
−
|100 || [[April 28]], [[1994]] || I will not celebrate meaningless [[milestone]]s ''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])'' || [[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|''no gag''
−
|101 || [[May 05]], [[1994]] || There are plenty of businesses like [[There's No Business Like Show Business (song)|show business]] || [[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]
+
|[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFEBD9" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
−
|102 || [[May 12]], [[1994]] || I will not re-transmit without the express permission of [[Major League Baseball]] || [[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]
+
|90
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_09&action=edit&redlink=1 December 09], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
−
|103 || [[May 19]], [[1994]] || Five days is not too long to [[Gun politics in the United States#Gun control laws|wait for a gun]] || [[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=All_work_and_no_play_makes_Jack_a_dull_boy&action=edit&redlink=1 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy]
 +
|[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|91
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=1993&action=edit&redlink=1 1993]
 +
|I will not say "[[Springfield (The Simpsons)|Springfield]]" just to get applause
 +
|[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|92
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_06&action=edit&redlink=1 January 06], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|I am not authorized to fire [http:///index.php?title=Substitute_teacher&action=edit&redlink=1 substitute teachers]
 +
|[[Homer the Vigilante]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|93
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_03&action=edit&redlink=1 February 03], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|My homework was not stolen by [http:///index.php?title=The_Fugitive_(1993_film)&action=edit&redlink=1 a one-armed man]
 +
|[[Bart Gets Famous]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|94
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_10&action=edit&redlink=1 February 10], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|I will not go near the [http:///index.php?title=Kindergarten&action=edit&redlink=1 kindergarten] turtle
 +
|[[Homer and Apu]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|95
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|96
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_24&action=edit&redlink=1 February 24], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Deep Space Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|97
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_17&action=edit&redlink=1 March 17], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|I am not delightfully saucy
 +
|[[Homer Loves Flanders]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|98
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_31&action=edit&redlink=1 March 31], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 Organ transplants] are best left to the professionals
 +
|[[Bart Gets an Elephant]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|99
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_14&action=edit&redlink=1 April 14], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|The [http:///index.php?title=Pledge_of_Allegiance&action=edit&redlink=1 Pledge of Allegiance] does not end with "Hail [[Satan]]"
 +
|[[Burns' Heir]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|100
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_28&action=edit&redlink=1 April 28], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|I will not celebrate meaningless [http:///index.php?title=Milestone&action=edit&redlink=1 milestones]''([[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|100th episode]])''
 +
|[[Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|101
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_05&action=edit&redlink=1 May 05], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|There are plenty of businesses like [http:///index.php?title=There%27s_No_Business_Like_Show_Business_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 show business]
 +
|[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFEBD9"
 +
|102
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_12&action=edit&redlink=1 May 12], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|I will not re-transmit without the express permission of [http:///index.php?title=Major_League_Baseball&action=edit&redlink=1 Major League Baseball]
 +
|[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|103
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|Five days is not too long to [http:///index.php?title=Gun_politics_in_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 wait for a gun]
 +
|[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 6)|Season 6]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #BCBCBC" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|#
−
! style="background-color: #BCBCBC" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #BCBCBC" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #BCBCBC" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #BCBCBC"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|104 || [[September 04]], [[1994]] || Beans are neither [[Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit|a fruit nor musical]] (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") || [[Bart of Darkness]]
+
|104
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_04&action=edit&redlink=1 September 04], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|105 || [[September 11]], [[1994]] || No one is interested in my [[underpants]] || [[Lisa's Rival]]
+
|Beans are neither [http:///index.php?title=Beans,_Beans,_the_Musical_Fruit&action=edit&redlink=1 a fruit nor musical] (This takes us back to "Whacking Day")
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|[[Bart of Darkness]]
−
|106 || [[September 25]], [[1994]] || I will not use [[abbreviation|abbrev.]] || [[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|105
−
|107 || [[October 02]], [[1994]] || I am not the [[reincarnation]] of [[Sammy Davis, Jr.|Sammy Davis Jr.]] || [[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|No one is interested in my [http:///index.php?title=Underpants&action=edit&redlink=1 underpants]
−
|108 || [[October 09]], [[1994]] || ''no gag'' || [[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]
+
|[[Lisa's Rival]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|109 || [[October 30]], [[1994]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror V]]
+
|106
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|110 || [[November 06]], [[1994]] || I will not send [[lard]] through the mail || [[Bart's Girlfriend]]
+
|I will not use [http:///index.php?title=Abbreviation&action=edit&redlink=1 abbrev.]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]
−
|111 || [[November 13]], [[1994]] || I will not [[dissection|dissect]] things unless instructed || [[Lisa on Ice]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|107
−
|112 || [[November 27]], [[1994]] || I will not [[whittling|whittle]] hall passes out of soap || [[Homer Badman]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_02&action=edit&redlink=1 October 02], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Reincarnation&action=edit&redlink=1 reincarnation] of [http:///index.php?title=Sammy_Davis,_Jr.&action=edit&redlink=1 Sammy Davis Jr.]
−
|113 || [[December 04]], [[1994]] || My homework was not stolen by a [[The Fugitive (1993 film)|one-armed man]] ''(this is from 1F11)'' || [[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]
+
|[[Itchy & Scratchy Land|Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|114 || [[December 18]], [[1994]] || [[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "[[morphing|morph]]" if you squeeze him hard enough || [[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons)|Fear of Flying]]
+
|108
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_09&action=edit&redlink=1 October 09], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|115 || [[January 08]], [[1995]] || Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the [[Principal (school)|principal]] || [[Homer the Great]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]
−
|116 || [[January 22]], [[1995]] || 'Bagman' is not a legitimate [[career]] choice || [[And Maggie Makes Three]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|109
−
|117 || [[February 05]], [[1995]] || [[Cursive|Cursive writing]] does not mean what I [[profanity|think it does]] || [[Bart's Comet]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_30&action=edit&redlink=1 October 30], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|''no gag''
−
|118 || [[February 12]], [[1995]] || Next time it could be me on the [[scaffolding]] || [[Homie the Clown]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror V]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|119 || [[February 19]], [[1995]] || I will not hang [[donuts]] on my person || [[Bart vs. Australia]]
+
|110
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|120 || [[February 26]], [[1995]] || I will remember to take my [[medication]] || [[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]
+
|I will not send [http:///index.php?title=Lard&action=edit&redlink=1 lard] through the mail
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[[Bart's Girlfriend]]
−
|121 || [[March 05]], [[1995]] || ''no gag'' || [[A Star Is Burns]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|111
−
|122 || [[March 19]], [[1995]] || I will not strut around like I own the place || [[Lisa's Wedding]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Dissection&action=edit&redlink=1 dissect] things unless instructed
−
|123 || [[April 09]], [[1995]] || The [[Good Humor]] man can only be pushed so far || [[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]
+
|[[Lisa on Ice]]
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
−
|124 || [[April 16]], [[1995]] || I do not have [[power of attorney]] over [[first grade]]rs || [[The PTA Disbands]]
+
|112
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|125 || [[April 30]], [[1995]] || [[Nerve agent|Nerve gas]] is not a toy || [['Round Springfield]]
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Whittling&action=edit&redlink=1 whittle] hall passes out of soap
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|[[Homer Badman]]
−
|126 || [[May 07]], [[1995]] || I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface || [[The Springfield Connection]]
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|113
−
|127 || [[May 14]], [[1995]] || The [[First Amendment to the United States Constitution|First Amendment]] does not cover burping || [[Lemon of Troy]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_04&action=edit&redlink=1 December 04], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
−
|- style="background-color: #EAEAEA" |
+
|My homework was not stolen by a [http:///index.php?title=The_Fugitive_(1993_film)&action=edit&redlink=1 one-armed man]''(this is from 1F11)''
−
|128 || [[May 21]], [[1995]] || This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")'' || [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]
+
|[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]
−
|-
+
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|114
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=1994&action=edit&redlink=1 1994]
 +
|[[Ralph Wiggum|Ralph]] won't "[http:///index.php?title=Morphing&action=edit&redlink=1 morph]" if you squeeze him hard enough
 +
|[[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons)|Fear of Flying]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|115
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the [http:///index.php?title=Principal_(school)&action=edit&redlink=1 principal]
 +
|[[Homer the Great]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|116
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_22&action=edit&redlink=1 January 22], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|'Bagman' is not a legitimate [http:///index.php?title=Career&action=edit&redlink=1 career] choice
 +
|[[And Maggie Makes Three]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|117
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_05&action=edit&redlink=1 February 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Cursive&action=edit&redlink=1 Cursive writing] does not mean what I [http:///index.php?title=Profanity&action=edit&redlink=1 think it does]
 +
|[[Bart's Comet]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|118
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_12&action=edit&redlink=1 February 12], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|Next time it could be me on the [http:///index.php?title=Scaffolding&action=edit&redlink=1 scaffolding]
 +
|[[Homie the Clown]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|119
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_19&action=edit&redlink=1 February 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I will not hang [[Donuts|donuts]] on my person
 +
|[[Bart vs. Australia]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|120
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I will remember to take my [http:///index.php?title=Medication&action=edit&redlink=1 medication]
 +
|[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma|Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|121
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_05&action=edit&redlink=1 March 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[A Star Is Burns]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|122
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I will not strut around like I own the place
 +
|[[Lisa's Wedding]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|123
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|The [http:///index.php?title=Good_Humor&action=edit&redlink=1 Good Humor] man can only be pushed so far
 +
|[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|124
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_16&action=edit&redlink=1 April 16], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Power_of_attorney&action=edit&redlink=1 power of attorney] over [http:///index.php?title=First_grade&action=edit&redlink=1 first graders]
 +
|[[The PTA Disbands]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|125
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Nerve_agent&action=edit&redlink=1 Nerve gas] is not a toy
 +
|[['Round Springfield]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|126
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
 +
|[[The Springfield Connection]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|127
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|The [http:///index.php?title=First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution&action=edit&redlink=1 First Amendment] does not cover burping
 +
|[[Lemon of Troy]]
 +
|-style="background-color: #EAEAEA"
 +
|128
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|This is not a clue... or is it? ''(part 1 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
 +
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 7)|Season 7]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #9B98D8" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|#
−
! style="background-color: #9B98D8" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #9B98D8" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #9B98D8" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #9B98D8"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
| 129 || [[September 17]], [[1995]] || I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")'' || [[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]
+
|129
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
| 130 || [[September 24]], [[1995]] || "[[Bewitched]]" does not promote [[Satanism]] || [[Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)|Radioactive Man]]  
+
|I will not complain about the solution when I hear it ''(part 2 of "[[Who Shot Mr. Burns?]]")''
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)]]
−
| 131 || [[October 01]], [[1995]] || No one wants to hear from my armpits || [[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|130
−
| 132 || [[October 08]], [[1995]] || I am not a lean mean [[spit]]ting machine || [[Bart Sells His Soul]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Bewitched&action=edit&redlink=1 Bewitched]" does not promote [http:///index.php?title=Satanism&action=edit&redlink=1 Satanism]
−
| 133 || [[October 15]], [[1995]] || The [[bathroom|boys' room]] is not a water park || [[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
+
|[[Radioactive Man (The Simpsons episode)|Radioactive Man]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
| 134 || [[October 29]], [[1995]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror VI]]
+
|131
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_01&action=edit&redlink=1 October 01], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
| 135 || [[November 05]], [[1995]] || [[List of school pranks#Indian burn|Indian burns]] are not our cultural heritage || [[King-Size Homer]]
+
|No one wants to hear from my armpits
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
−
| 136 || [[November 19]], [[1995]] || ''no gag'' || [[Mother Simpson]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|132
−
| 137 || [[November 26]], [[1995]] || [[Wedgie]]s are unhealthy for children and other living things || [[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_08&action=edit&redlink=1 October 08], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|I am not a lean mean [http:///index.php?title=Spit&action=edit&redlink=1 spitting] machine
−
| 138 || [[December 03]], [[1995]] || I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a [[clip show]])'' || [[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]
+
|[[Bart Sells His Soul]]
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
| 139 || [[December 17]], [[1995]] || I will stop talking about the [[off-color humor|twelve inch pianist]] || [[Marge Be Not Proud]]
+
|133
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_15&action=edit&redlink=1 October 15], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
| 140 || [[January 07]], [[1996]] || I am not certified to remove [[asbestos]] || [[Team Homer]]
+
|The [http:///index.php?title=Bathroom&action=edit&redlink=1 boys' room] is not a water park
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
−
| 141 || [[January 14]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Two Bad Neighbors]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|134
−
| 142 || [[February 04]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_29&action=edit&redlink=1 October 29], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 143 || [[February 11]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart the Fink]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror VI]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
| 144 || [[February 18]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Lisa the Iconoclast]]
+
|135
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
| 145 || [[February 25]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Homer the Smithers]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=List_of_school_pranks&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[King-Size Homer]]
−
| 146 || [[March 17]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Day the Violence Died]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|136
−
| 147 || [[March 24]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[A Fish Called Selma]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 148 || [[March 31]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart on the Road]]
+
|[[Mother Simpson]]
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
−
| 149 || [[April 14]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[22 Short Films About Springfield]]
+
|137
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
| 150 || [[April 28]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Wedgie&action=edit&redlink=1 Wedgies] are unhealthy for children and other living things
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|[[Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming]]
−
| 151 || [[May 05]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Much Apu About Nothing]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|138
−
| 152 || [[May 19]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Homerpalooza]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
−
|- style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
+
|I will only do this once a year ''("[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]," a [http:///index.php?title=Clip_show&action=edit&redlink=1 clip show])''
−
| 153 || [[May 19]], [[1996]] || ''no gag'' || [[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]
+
|[[The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|139
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=1995&action=edit&redlink=1 1995]
 +
|I will stop talking about the [http:///index.php?title=Off-color_humor&action=edit&redlink=1 twelve inch pianist]
 +
|[[Marge Be Not Proud]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|140
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|I am not certified to remove [http:///index.php?title=Asbestos&action=edit&redlink=1 asbestos]
 +
|[[Team Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|141
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Two Bad Neighbors]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|142
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|143
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart the Fink]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|144
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|145
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Homer the Smithers]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|146
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_17&action=edit&redlink=1 March 17], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Day the Violence Died]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|147
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_24&action=edit&redlink=1 March 24], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[A Fish Called Selma]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|148
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_31&action=edit&redlink=1 March 31], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart on the Road]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|149
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_14&action=edit&redlink=1 April 14], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[22 Short Films About Springfield]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|150
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_28&action=edit&redlink=1 April 28], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|151
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_05&action=edit&redlink=1 May 05], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Much Apu About Nothing]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|152
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Homerpalooza]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F1F1F9"
 +
|153
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_19&action=edit&redlink=1 May 19], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Summer of 4 Ft. 2]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 8)|Season 8]] ==
 +
 
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
−
!width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|<nowiki>#</nowiki>
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|[[Chalkboard gag]]
 
!width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate  
 
!width="117" style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Airdate  
 
!style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag  
 
!style="background-color: #8BC7D7"|Gag  
Line 449: Line 866:
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|154
 
|154
−
|[[October 27]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_27&action=edit&redlink=1 October 27], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|155
 
|155
−
|[[November 03]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
−
|I did not [[All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten|learn everything I need to know from kindergarten]]
+
|I did not [http:///index.php?title=All_I_Really_Need_to_Know_I_Learned_in_Kindergarten&action=edit&redlink=1 learn everything I need to know from kindergarten]
 
|[[You Only Move Twice]]
 
|[[You Only Move Twice]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|156
 
|156
−
|[[November 10]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]
 
|I am not my [[Hugo Simpson|long-lost twin]]
 
|[[The Homer They Fall]]
 
|[[The Homer They Fall]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|157
 
|157
−
|[[November 17]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Burns, Baby Burns]]
 
|[[Burns, Baby Burns]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|158
 
|158
−
|[[November 24]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Bart After Dark]]
 
|[[Bart After Dark]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|159
 
|159
−
|[[December 01]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[A Milhouse Divided]]
 
|[[A Milhouse Divided]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|160
 
|160
−
|[[December 15]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
−
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")''
+
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.")'''''
 
|[[Lisa's Date with Density]]
 
|[[Lisa's Date with Density]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|161
 
|161
−
|[[December 29]], [[1996]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_29&action=edit&redlink=1 December 29], [http:///index.php?title=1996&action=edit&redlink=1 1996]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Hurricane Neddy]]
 
|[[Hurricane Neddy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|162
 
|162
−
|[[January 05]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]
 
|[[El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|163
 
|163
−
|[[January 12]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|The truth is [[The X-Files|not out there]]''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''[[X-Files]]'' parody episode)''
+
|The truth is [http:///index.php?title=The_X-Files&action=edit&redlink=1 not out there]''("[[The Springfield Files]]," an ''[http:///index.php?title=X-Files&action=edit&redlink=1 X-Files]'' parody episode)''
 
|[[The Springfield Files]]
 
|[[The Springfield Files]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|164
 
|164
−
|[[January 19]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_19&action=edit&redlink=1 January 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|I am not licensed to do anything (referencing [[Licence to Kill|a James Bond movie]])
+
|I am not licensed to do anything (referencing [http:///index.php?title=Licence_to_Kill&action=edit&redlink=1 a James Bond movie])
 
|[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]
 
|[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|165
 
|165
−
|[[February 02]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Mountain of Madness]]
 
|[[Mountain of Madness]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|166
 
|166
−
|[[February 07]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|I will not hide the teacher's [[Fluoxetine|Prozac]]
+
|I will not hide the teacher's [http:///index.php?title=Fluoxetine&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozac]
 
|[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]
 
|[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|167
 
|167
−
|[[February 09]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|The Itchy &amp; Scratchy &amp; Poochie Show]]
+
|[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show|The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|168
 
|168
−
|[[February 16]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Homer's Phobia]]
 
|[[Homer's Phobia]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|169
 
|169
−
|[[February 23]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_23&action=edit&redlink=1 February 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Brother from Another Series]]
 
|[[Brother from Another Series]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|170
 
|170
−
|[[March 02]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[My Sister, My Sitter]]
 
|[[My Sister, My Sitter]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|171
 
|171
−
|[[March 16]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]
 
|[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|172
 
|172
−
|[[April 06]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_06&action=edit&redlink=1 April 06], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Grade School Confidential]]
 
|[[Grade School Confidential]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|173
 
|173
−
|[[April 13]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|A [[fire drill]] does not demand a fire
+
|A [http:///index.php?title=Fire_drill&action=edit&redlink=1 fire drill] does not demand a fire
 
|[[The Canine Mutiny]]
 
|[[The Canine Mutiny]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|174
 
|174
−
|[[April 20]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_20&action=edit&redlink=1 April 20], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]
 
|[[The Old Man and the Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|175
 
|175
−
|[[April 27]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[In Marge We Trust]]
 
|[[In Marge We Trust]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|176
 
|176
−
|[[May 04]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Homer's Enemy]]
 
|[[Homer's Enemy]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|177
 
|177
−
|[[May 11]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]
 
|[[The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase]]
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|-style="background-color:#EDF6F8"
 
|178
 
|178
−
|[[May 18]], [[1997]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]
 
|[[The Secret War of Lisa Simpson]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 9)|Season 9]] ==
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{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #E08DBE" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|#
−
! style="background-color: #E08DBE" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #E08DBE" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #E08DBE" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #E08DBE"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
| 179 || [[September 21]], [[1997]] || ''no gag'' || [[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]
+
|179
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|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_21&action=edit&redlink=1 September 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
| 180 || [[September 28]], [[1997]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Principal and the Pauper]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[[The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson]]
−
| 181 || [[October 19]], [[1997]] || I no longer want my [[MTV]] ''(reference to the lyrics of the [[Dire Straits]] song [[Money for Nothing (song)|Money for Nothing]], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)'' || [[Lisa's Sax]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|180
−
| 182 || [[October 26]], [[1997]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 183 || [[November 02]], [[1997]] || Everyone is tired of that [[Richard Gere]] [[urban legend|story]] || [[The Cartridge Family]]
+
|[[The Principal and the Pauper]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
| 184 || [[November 09]], [[1997]] || I did not invent [[Irish dancing]] || [[Bart Star]]
+
|181
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
| 185 || [[November 16]], [[1997]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]
+
|I no longer want my [http:///index.php?title=MTV&action=edit&redlink=1 MTV]''(reference to the lyrics of the [http:///index.php?title=Dire_Straits&action=edit&redlink=1 Dire Straits] song [http:///index.php?title=Money_for_Nothing_(song)&action=edit&redlink=1 Money for Nothing], and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming)''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Lisa's Sax]]
−
| 186 || [[November 23]], [[1997]] || I will not tease Fatty || [[Lisa the Skeptic]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|182
−
| 187 || [[December 07]], [[1997]] || There was no [[Roman mythology|Roman god]] named "Fartacus" || [[Realty Bites]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_26&action=edit&redlink=1 October 26], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 188 || [[December 21]], [[1997]] || [[Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer|Rudolph]]'s red nose is not alcohol-related || [[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror VIII]]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
| 189 || [[January 04]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[All Singing, All Dancing]]
+
|183
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
| 190 || [[January 11]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart Carny]]
+
|Everyone is tired of that [http:///index.php?title=Richard_Gere&action=edit&redlink=1 Richard Gere][http:///index.php?title=Urban_legend&action=edit&redlink=1 story]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[[The Cartridge Family]]
−
| 191 || [[February 08]], [[1998]] || Shooting [[paintball]]s is not an art form || [[The Joy of Sect]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|184
−
| 192 || [[February 15]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[Das Bus]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|I did not invent [http:///index.php?title=Irish_dancing&action=edit&redlink=1 Irish dancing]
−
| 193 || [[February 22]], [[1998]] || Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].) || [[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
+
|[[Bart Star]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
| 194 || [[March 01]], [[1998]] || [[Silly string]] is not a [[nasal spray]] || [[Dumbbell Indemnity]]
+
|185
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
| 195 || [[March 08]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[Lisa the Simpson]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]
−
| 196 || [[March 22]], [[1998]] || I was told not to do this || [[This Little Wiggy]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|186
−
| 197 || [[March 29]], [[1998]] || My butt does not deserve a [[website]] || [[Simpson Tide]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|I will not tease Fatty
−
| 198 || [[April 05]], [[1998]] || I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)'' || [[The Trouble With Trillions]]
+
|[[Lisa the Skeptic]]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
−
| 199 || [[April 19]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[Girly Edition]]
+
|187
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
| 200 || [[April 26]], [[1998]] || I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons#Opening sequence|opening credits]] ''(This was actually the [[couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)'' || [[Trash of the Titans]]
+
|There was no [http:///index.php?title=Roman_mythology&action=edit&redlink=1 Roman god] named "Fartacus"
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[[Realty Bites]]
−
| 201 || [[May 03]], [[1998]] || ''no gag'' || [[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|188
−
| 202 || [[May 10]], [[1998]] || I am not the new [[Dalai Lama]] || [[Lost Our Lisa]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_21&action=edit&redlink=1 December 21], [http:///index.php?title=1997&action=edit&redlink=1 1997]
−
|- style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer&action=edit&redlink=1 Rudolph]'s red nose is not alcohol-related
−
| 203 || [[May 17]], [[1998]] || I was not the inspiration for "[[Cosmo Kramer|Kramer]]" ''(This episode aired three days after [[The Finale (Seinfeld episode)|the last episode]] of "[[Seinfeld]]".)'' || [[Natural Born Kissers]]
+
|[[Miracle on Evergreen Terrace]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|189
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[All Singing, All Dancing]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|190
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart Carny]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|191
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|Shooting [http:///index.php?title=Paintball&action=edit&redlink=1 paintballs] is not an art form
 +
|[[The Joy of Sect]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|192
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Das Bus]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|193
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode [[Home Away from Homer]].)
 +
|[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|194
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_01&action=edit&redlink=1 March 01], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Silly_string&action=edit&redlink=1 Silly string] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Nasal_spray&action=edit&redlink=1 nasal spray]
 +
|[[Dumbbell Indemnity]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|195
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_08&action=edit&redlink=1 March 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Lisa the Simpson]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|196
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_22&action=edit&redlink=1 March 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|I was told not to do this
 +
|[[This Little Wiggy]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|197
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_29&action=edit&redlink=1 March 29], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|My butt does not deserve a [http:///index.php?title=Website&action=edit&redlink=1 website]
 +
|[[Simpson Tide]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|198
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_05&action=edit&redlink=1 April 05], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|I will not demand what I'm worth ''(This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.)''
 +
|[[The Trouble With Trillions]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|199
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_19&action=edit&redlink=1 April 19], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Girly Edition]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|200
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_26&action=edit&redlink=1 April 26], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|I will not mess with the [[The Simpsons|opening credits]]''(This was actually the [[Couch gag|couch gag]] for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.)''
 +
|[[Trash of the Titans]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|201
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_03&action=edit&redlink=1 May 03], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons)|King of the Hill]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|202
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_10&action=edit&redlink=1 May 10], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|I am not the new [http:///index.php?title=Dalai_Lama&action=edit&redlink=1 Dalai Lama]
 +
|[[Lost Our Lisa]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#F7D6E8"
 +
|203
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_17&action=edit&redlink=1 May 17], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 +
|I was not the inspiration for "[http:///index.php?title=Cosmo_Kramer&action=edit&redlink=1 Kramer]" ''(This episode aired three days after [http:///index.php?title=The_Finale_(Seinfeld_episode)&action=edit&redlink=1 the last episode] of "[http:///index.php?title=Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Seinfeld]".)''
 +
|[[Natural Born Kissers]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 10)|Season 10]] ==
 +
 
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 
{|width="100%" class="wikitable"
 
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|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|204
 
|204
−
|[[August 23]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=August_23&action=edit&redlink=1 August 23], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Lard of the Dance]]
 
|[[Lard of the Dance]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|205
 
|205
−
|[[September 20]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_20&action=edit&redlink=1 September 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I will not file [[frivolous litigation|frivolous lawsuits]]
+
|I will not file [http:///index.php?title=Frivolous_litigation&action=edit&redlink=1 frivolous lawsuits]
 
|[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]
 
|[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|206
 
|206
−
|[[September 27]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_27&action=edit&redlink=1 September 27], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
 
|[[Bart the Mother]]
 
|[[Bart the Mother]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|207
 
|207
−
|[[October 25]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_25&action=edit&redlink=1 October 25], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''
 
|The Simpsons Halloween Special IX ''(This is written in blood with a paintbrush.)''
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
 
|[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|208
 
|208
−
|[[November 08]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_08&action=edit&redlink=1 November 08], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|"butt.com" is not my [[E-mail address]]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website.  Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''
+
|"butt.com" is not my [http:///index.php?title=E-mail_address&action=edit&redlink=1 E-mail address]''(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website.  Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.)''
 
|[[When You Dish upon a Star]]
 
|[[When You Dish upon a Star]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|209
 
|209
−
|[[November 15]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_15&action=edit&redlink=1 November 15], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|No one cares what my [[Lewinsky scandal|definition of "is"]] is
+
|No one cares what my [http:///index.php?title=Lewinsky_scandal&action=edit&redlink=1 definition of "is"] is
 
|[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]
 
|[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|210
 
|210
−
|[[November 22]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_22&action=edit&redlink=1 November 22], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I will not scream for [[ice cream]]
+
|I will not scream for [http:///index.php?title=Ice_cream&action=edit&redlink=1 ice cream]
 
|[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]
 
|[[Lisa Gets an "A"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|211
 
|211
−
|[[December 06]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_06&action=edit&redlink=1 December 06], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
−
|I am not a licensed [[hairstylist]]
+
|I am not a licensed [http:///index.php?title=Hairstylist&action=edit&redlink=1 hairstylist]
−
|[[Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]
+
|[[:Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|212
 
|212
−
|[[December 20]], [[1998]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_20&action=edit&redlink=1 December 20], [http:///index.php?title=1998&action=edit&redlink=1 1998]
 
|"The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it" is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''
 
|"The [[Bill Clinton|President]] did it" is not an excuse ''(This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against [[Bill Clinton]])''
 
|[[Mayored to the Mob]]
 
|[[Mayored to the Mob]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|213
 
|213
−
|[[January 10]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_10&action=edit&redlink=1 January 10], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|My mom is not dating [[Jerry Seinfeld]]
+
|My mom is not dating [http:///index.php?title=Jerry_Seinfeld&action=edit&redlink=1 Jerry Seinfeld]
 
|[[Viva Ned Flanders]]
 
|[[Viva Ned Flanders]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|214
 
|214
−
|[[January 17]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_17&action=edit&redlink=1 January 17], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[[Baby Got Back|got back]]"
+
|[[Sherri and Terri|Sherri]] does not "[http:///index.php?title=Baby_Got_Back&action=edit&redlink=1 got back]"
 
|[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]
 
|[[Wild Barts Can't Be Broken]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|215
 
|215
−
|[[January 31]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_31&action=edit&redlink=1 January 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I will not do "[[Atlanta Falcons|the dirty bird]]" ''(This episode aired the night of [[Super Bowl XXXIII]], in which the [[Atlanta Falcons]], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''
+
|I will not do "[http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 the dirty bird]" ''(This episode aired the night of [http:///index.php?title=Super_Bowl_XXXIII&action=edit&redlink=1 Super Bowl XXXIII], in which the [http:///index.php?title=Atlanta_Falcons&action=edit&redlink=1 Atlanta Falcons], for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.)''
 
|[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]
 
|[[Sunday, Cruddy Sunday]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|216
 
|216
−
|[[February 07]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_07&action=edit&redlink=1 February 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|No one cares about my [[sciatica]]
+
|No one cares about my [http:///index.php?title=Sciatica&action=edit&redlink=1 sciatica]
 
|[[Homer to the Max]]
 
|[[Homer to the Max]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|217
 
|217
−
|[[February 14]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_14&action=edit&redlink=1 February 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|[[Hillbilly|Hillbillies]] are people too
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Hillbilly&action=edit&redlink=1 Hillbillies] are people too
 
|[[I'm with Cupid]]
 
|[[I'm with Cupid]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|218
 
|218
−
|[[February 21]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_21&action=edit&redlink=1 February 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|[[Grammar]] is not a time of waste
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Grammar&action=edit&redlink=1 Grammar] is not a time of waste
−
|[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]
+
|[[:Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|219
 
|219
−
|[[February 28]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_28&action=edit&redlink=1 February 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I do not have [[diplomatic immunity]] (Taken from 9F20)
+
|I do not have [http:///index.php?title=Diplomatic_immunity&action=edit&redlink=1 diplomatic immunity] (Taken from 9F20)
 
|[[Make Room for Lisa]]
 
|[[Make Room for Lisa]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|220
 
|220
−
|[[March 28]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [[Prozzäk]] song)
+
|It does not suck to be you (A reference to a [http:///index.php?title=Prozz%C3%A4k&action=edit&redlink=1 Prozzäk] song)
 
|[[Maximum Homerdrive]]
 
|[[Maximum Homerdrive]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|221
 
|221
−
|[[April 04]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_04&action=edit&redlink=1 April 04], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|I cannot [[Absolution|absolve]] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''
+
|I cannot [http:///index.php?title=Absolution&action=edit&redlink=1 absolve] sins ''(And during Lisa's dream in the episode:'' I will not deface'' using hieroglyphics where possible)''
 
|[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]
 
|[[Simpsons Bible Stories]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|222
 
|222
−
|[[April 11]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_11&action=edit&redlink=1 April 11], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 
|A trained ape could not teach gym
 
|A trained ape could not teach gym
 
|[[Mom and Pop Art]]
 
|[[Mom and Pop Art]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|223
 
|223
−
|[[April 25]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|Loose [[tooth|teeth]] don't need my help
+
|Loose [http:///index.php?title=Tooth&action=edit&redlink=1 teeth] don't need my help
 
|[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]
 
|[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|224
 
|224
−
|[[May 02]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 
|I have neither been there nor done that
 
|I have neither been there nor done that
 
|[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]
 
|[[Monty Can't Buy Me Love]]
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 
|225
 
|225
−
|[[May 09]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 
|No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)
 
|No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01)
 
|[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]
 
|[[They Saved Lisa's Brain]]
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|-style="background-color:#efe6d0"
 
|226
 
|226
−
|[[May 16]], [[1999]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
 
|I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''
 
|I'm so very tired ''(At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.)''
 
|[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]
 
|[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 11)|Season 11]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 227 || [[September 26]], [[1999]] || Fridays are not "[[clothing optional|pants optional]]" ''(In Australia, [[Hamish and Andy]] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)'' || [[Beyond Blunderdome]]
+
|227
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_26&action=edit&redlink=1 September 26], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
| 228 || [[October 03]], [[1999]] || [[Pork]] is not a [[verb]] ''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")''|| [[Brother's Little Helper]]
+
|Fridays are not "[http:///index.php?title=Clothing_optional&action=edit&redlink=1 pants optional]" ''(In Australia, [http:///index.php?title=Hamish_and_Andy&action=edit&redlink=1 Hamish and Andy] (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.)''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Beyond Blunderdome]]
−
| 229 || [[October 24]], [[1999]] || I am not [[the Last Don|the last Don]] ''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])'' || [[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|228
−
| 230 || [[October 31]], [[1999]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror X]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_03&action=edit&redlink=1 October 03], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Pork&action=edit&redlink=1 Pork] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Verb&action=edit&redlink=1 verb]''(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with")''
−
| 231 || [[November 07]], [[1999]] || I did not win the [[Nobel Prize|Nobel Fart Prize]] || [[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]
+
|[[Brother's Little Helper]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 232 || [[November 14]], [[1999]] || I won't not use no [[double negative]]s ''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)'' || [[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]
+
|229
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_24&action=edit&redlink=1 October 24], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
| 233 || [[November 21]], [[1999]] || [[School prank#Indian burn|Indian burns]] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) || [[Eight Misbehavin']]
+
|I am not [http:///index.php?title=The_Last_Don&action=edit&redlink=1 the last Don]''(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred [[Joe Mantegna]], voice of recurring Simpsons character [[Fat Tony]])''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]
−
| 234 || [[November 28]], [[1999]] || I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [[The Sixth Sense]]) || [[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|230
−
| 235 || [[December 19]], [[1999]] || I will not [[Organ transplant|sell my kidney]] on [[eBay]] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)|| [[Grift of the Magi]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_31&action=edit&redlink=1 October 31], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 236 || [[January 9]], [[2000]] || I will not [[Chris Ofili#Controversy|create art from dung]] || [[Little Big Mom]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror X]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 237 || [[January 16]], [[2000]] || I will stop phoning it in || [[Faith Off]]
+
|231
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
| 238 || [[January 23]], [[2000]] || Class clown is not a paid position || [[The Mansion Family]]
+
|I did not win the [http:///index.php?title=Nobel_Prize&action=edit&redlink=1 Nobel Fart Prize]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]
−
| 239 || [[February 06]], [[2000]] || Substitute teachers are not [[Strike action#"Scabs"|scabs]] || [[Saddlesore Galactica]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|232
−
| 240 || [[February 13]], [[2000]] || My [[Suspension (school punishment)|suspension]] was not mutual || [[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|I won't not use no [http:///index.php?title=Double_negative&action=edit&redlink=1 double negatives]''(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true)''
−
| 241 || [[February 20]], [[2000]] || A [[belch]] is not an oral report || [[Missionary: Impossible]]
+
|[[Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 242 || [[February 27]], [[2000]] || [[Dodgeball]] stops at the gym door || [[Pygmoelian]]
+
|233
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
| 243 || [[March 19]], [[2000]] || [[Flammable|Non-flammable]] is not a challenge || [[Bart to the Future]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=School_prank&action=edit&redlink=1 Indian burns] are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05)
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Eight Misbehavin']]
−
| 244 || [[April 09]], [[2000]] || I was not [[sexual harassment|touched]] [[penis|"there"]] [[Touched by an Angel|by an angel]] || [[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|234
−
| 245 || [[April 30]], [[2000]] || I am not here on a fartball [[scholarship]] || [[Kill the Alligator and Run]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_28&action=edit&redlink=1 November 28], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|I can't see dead people (This is a reference to [http:///index.php?title=The_Sixth_Sense&action=edit&redlink=1 The Sixth Sense])
−
| 246 || [[May 07]], [[2000]] || I will not dance on anyone's grave || [[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]
+
|[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 247 || [[May 14]], [[2000]] || I cannot hire a substitute student || [[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]
+
|235
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_19&action=edit&redlink=1 December 19], [http:///index.php?title=1999&action=edit&redlink=1 1999]
−
| 248 || [[May 21]], [[2000]] || "I will not obey the voices in my head" || [[Behind the Laughter]]
+
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Organ_transplant&action=edit&redlink=1 sell my kidney] on [http:///index.php?title=EBay&action=edit&redlink=1 eBay] (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs)
 +
|[[Grift of the Magi]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|236
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_9&action=edit&redlink=1 January 9], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Chris_Ofili&action=edit&redlink=1 create art from dung]
 +
|[[Little Big Mom]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|237
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I will stop phoning it in
 +
|[[Faith Off]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|238
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_23&action=edit&redlink=1 January 23], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|Class clown is not a paid position
 +
|[[The Mansion Family]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|239
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|Substitute teachers are not [http:///index.php?title=Strike_action&action=edit&redlink=1 scabs]
 +
|[[Saddlesore Galactica]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|240
 +
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|My [http:///index.php?title=Suspension_(school_punishment)&action=edit&redlink=1 suspension] was not mutual
 +
|[[Alone Again, Natura-Diddily]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|241
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|A [http:///index.php?title=Belch&action=edit&redlink=1 belch] is not an oral report
 +
|[[:Missionary: Impossible]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|242
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_27&action=edit&redlink=1 February 27], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Dodgeball&action=edit&redlink=1 Dodgeball] stops at the gym door
 +
|[[Pygmoelian]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|243
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Flammable&action=edit&redlink=1 Non-flammable] is not a challenge
 +
|[[Bart to the Future]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|244
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I was not [http:///index.php?title=Sexual_harassment&action=edit&redlink=1 touched][http:///index.php?title=Penis&action=edit&redlink=1 "there"][http:///index.php?title=Touched_by_an_Angel&action=edit&redlink=1 by an angel]
 +
|[[Days of Wine and D'oh'ses]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|245
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I am not here on a fartball [http:///index.php?title=Scholarship&action=edit&redlink=1 scholarship]
 +
|[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|246
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I will not dance on anyone's grave
 +
|[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|247
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|I cannot hire a substitute student
 +
|[[It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|248
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
 +
|"I will not obey the voices in my head"
 +
|[[Behind the Laughter]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 12)|Season 12]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 249 || [[November 01]], [[2000]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XI]]
+
|249
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_01&action=edit&redlink=1 November 01], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
| 250 || [[November 05]], [[2000]] || I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[[Al Gore|<span style="color: green;">gore</span>]]'''s (aired two days before the [[United States presidential election, 2000|2000 U.S. presidential election]]) || [[A Tale of Two Springfields]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]
−
| 251 || [[November 12]], [[2000]] || I will not surprise the [[incontinence|incontinent]] || [[Insane Clown Poppy]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|250
−
| 252 || [[November 19]], [[2000]] || I am not the [[Acting President of the United States|acting president]] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) || [[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_05&action=edit&redlink=1 November 05], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|I will not plant sublimin<span style="color: green;">'''al'''</span> messa'''[http:///index.php?title=Al_Gore&action=edit&redlink=1 <span style="color: green;">gore</span>]'''s (aired two days before the [http:///index.php?title=United_States_presidential_election,_2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000 U.S. presidential election])
−
| 253 || [[November 26]], [[2000]] || I was not the [[Fifth Beatle|sixth Beatle]] || [[Homer vs. Dignity]]
+
|[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 254 || [[December 03]], [[2000]] || I will only provide a urine sample when asked || [[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]
+
|251
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
| 255 || [[December 10]], [[2000]] || The nurse is not dealing || [[The Great Money Caper]]
+
|I will not surprise the [http:///index.php?title=Incontinence&action=edit&redlink=1 incontinent]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Insane Clown Poppy]]
−
| 256 || [[December 17]], [[2000]] || Science class should not end in [[tragedy]] ''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")'' || [[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|252
−
| 257 || [[January 07]], [[2001]] || Network TV is not dead || [[HOMR]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|I am not the [http:///index.php?title=Acting_President_of_the_United_States&action=edit&redlink=1 acting president] (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election)
−
| 258 || [[January 14]], [[2001]] || I will not "[[Who Let the Dogs Out|let the dogs out]]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])'' || [[Pokey Mom]]
+
|[[Lisa the Tree Hugger]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 259 || [[February 04]], [[2001]] || I will not hide the teacher's medication || [[Worst Episode Ever]]
+
|253
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
| 260 || [[February 11]], [[2001]] || I will not publish the principal's [[credit history|credit report]] || [[Tennis the Menace]]
+
|I was not the [http:///index.php?title=Fifth_Beatle&action=edit&redlink=1 sixth Beatle]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Homer vs. Dignity]]
−
| 261 || [[February 18]], [[2001]] || The hamster did not have a "full life" || [[Day of the Jackanapes]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|254
−
| 262 || [[February 25]], [[2001]] || I will not buy a [[presidential pardon]] ''(This refers to the [[Bill Clinton pardons controversy]], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)'' || [[New Kids on the Blecch]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_03&action=edit&redlink=1 December 03], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|I will only provide a urine sample when asked
−
| 263 || [[March 04]], [[2001]] || "[[Temptation Island]]" was not a sleazy piece of crap || [[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]
+
|[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 264 || [[March 11]], [[2001]] || I will not scare the [[Dick Cheney|vice president]] ''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)'' || [[Bye Bye Nerdie]]
+
|255
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
| 265 || [[April 01]], [[2001]] || I will not flush evidence || [[Simpson Safari]]
+
|The nurse is not dealing
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[The Great Money Caper]]
−
| 266 || [[April 29]], [[2001]] || Fire is not the cleanser || [[Trilogy of Error]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|256
−
| 267 || [[May 06]], [[2001]] || [[Genetics]] is not an excuse || [[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2000&action=edit&redlink=1 2000]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|Science class should not end in [http:///index.php?title=Tragedy&action=edit&redlink=1 tragedy]''(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus")''
−
| 268 || [[May 13]], [[2001]] || Today is not [[Mothra]]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [[Mother's Day]].)'' || [[Children of a Lesser Clod]]
+
|[[Skinner's Sense of Snow]]
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|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 269 || [[May 20]], [[2001]] || I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)'' || [[Simpsons Tall Tales]]
+
|257
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_07&action=edit&redlink=1 January 07], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|Network TV is not dead
 +
|[[HOMR]]
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|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|258
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|[http:///index.php?title=January_14&action=edit&redlink=1 January 14], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not "[http:///index.php?title=Who_Let_the_Dogs_Out&action=edit&redlink=1 let the dogs out]" ''(reference a song made popular by the [[Baha Men]])''
 +
|[[Pokey Mom]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|259
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_04&action=edit&redlink=1 February 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not hide the teacher's medication
 +
|[[Worst Episode Ever]]
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|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|260
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not publish the principal's [http:///index.php?title=Credit_history&action=edit&redlink=1 credit report]
 +
|[[Tennis the Menace]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|261
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|The hamster did not have a "full life"
 +
|[[Day of the Jackanapes]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
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|262
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_25&action=edit&redlink=1 February 25], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not buy a [http:///index.php?title=Presidential_pardon&action=edit&redlink=1 presidential pardon]''(This refers to the [http:///index.php?title=Bill_Clinton_pardons_controversy&action=edit&redlink=1 Bill Clinton pardons controversy], involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.)''
 +
|[[New Kids on the Blecch]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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|263
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|[http:///index.php?title=March_04&action=edit&redlink=1 March 04], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|"[http:///index.php?title=Temptation_Island&action=edit&redlink=1 Temptation Island]" was not a sleazy piece of crap
 +
|[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|264
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not scare the [http:///index.php?title=Dick_Cheney&action=edit&redlink=1 vice president]''(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition)''
 +
|[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|265
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_01&action=edit&redlink=1 April 01], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I will not flush evidence
 +
|[[Simpson Safari]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|266
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|Fire is not the cleanser
 +
|[[Trilogy of Error]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|267
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_06&action=edit&redlink=1 May 06], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Genetics&action=edit&redlink=1 Genetics] is not an excuse
 +
|[[I'm Goin' to Praiseland]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|268
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|Today is not [http:///index.php?title=Mothra&action=edit&redlink=1 Mothra]'s Day ''(This episode aired on [http:///index.php?title=Mother%27s_Day&action=edit&redlink=1 Mother's Day].)''
 +
|[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|269
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
 +
|I should not be twenty-one by now ''(Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.)''
 +
|[[Simpsons Tall Tales]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 13)|Season 13]] ==
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+
 
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|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
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! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 270 || November 6, [[2001]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XII]]
+
|270
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|November 6, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
| 271 || November 11, [[2001]] || Nobody reads these anymore || [[The Parent Rap]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XII]]
−
| 272 || November 18, [[2001]] || A burp in a jar is not a science project || [[Homer the Moe]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|271
−
| 273 || December 2, [[2001]] || Fun does not have a size || [[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]
+
|November 11, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|Nobody reads these anymore
−
| 274 || December 9, [[2001]] || I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'') || [[The Blunder Years]]
+
|[[The Parent Rap]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 275 || December 16, [[2001]] || I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[[Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]]". In the UK they released "[[Bart Simpson's No Problem-os]])'' || [[She of Little Faith]]
+
|272
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|November 18, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
| 276 || January 6, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Brawl in the Family]]
+
|A burp in a jar is not a science project
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Homer the Moe]]
−
| 277 || January 20, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Sweets and Sour Marge]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|273
−
| 278 || [[January 27]], [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Jaws Wired Shut]]
+
|December 2, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|Fun does not have a size
−
| 279 || February 10, [[2002]] || I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s ''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)'' || [[Half-Decent Proposal]]
+
|[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 280 || February 17, [[2002]] ||The Giving Tree is not a chump || [[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]
+
|274
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|December 9, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
| 281 || February 24, [[2002]] || Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project || [[The Lastest Gun in the West]]
+
|I am not Charlie Brown on acid (''reference to how critics described "[[South Park]]"'')
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[The Blunder Years]]
−
| 282 || March 10, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Old Man and the Key]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|275
−
| 283 || March 17, [[2002]]|| Vampire is not a career choice || [[Tales from the Public Domain]]
+
|December 16, [http:///index.php?title=2001&action=edit&redlink=1 2001]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|I do not have a cereal named after me ''(In fact, he did: "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson_Peanut_Butter_Chocolate_Crunch&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch]". In the UK they released "[http:///index.php?title=Bart_Simpson%27s_No_Problem-os&action=edit&redlink=1 Bart Simpson's No Problem-os])''
−
| 284 || March 31, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Blame It on Lisa]]
+
|[[She of Little Faith]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 285 || April 7, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Weekend at Burnsie's]]
+
|276
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|January 6, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
| 286 || April 21, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Gump Roast]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Brawl in the Family]]
−
| 287 || April 28, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[I Am Furious Yellow]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|277
−
| 288 || May 5, [[2002]] || I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)'' || [[The Sweetest Apu]]
+
|January 20, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 289 || May 12, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
+
|[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 290 || May 19, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Frying Game]]
+
|278
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
| 291 || May 22, [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]
+
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Jaws Wired Shut]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|279
 +
|February 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|I will not bite the hand that feeds me [[Butterfinger]]s''(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.)''
 +
|[[Half-Decent Proposal]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|280
 +
|February 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|The Giving Tree is not a chump
 +
|[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|281
 +
|February 24, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|Making [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] cry is not a science project
 +
|[[The Lastest Gun in the West]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|282
 +
|March 10, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Old Man and the Key]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|283
 +
|March 17, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|Vampire is not a career choice
 +
|[[Tales from the Public Domain]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|284
 +
|March 31, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Blame It on Lisa]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|285
 +
|April 7, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|286
 +
|April 21, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Gump Roast]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|287
 +
|April 28, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[I Am Furious Yellow]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|288
 +
|May 5, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|I will never [[Matt Groening|lie about being cancelled]] again ''(a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season)''
 +
|[[The Sweetest Apu]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|289
 +
|May 12, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|290
 +
|May 19, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Frying Game]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|291
 +
|May 22, [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 14)|Season 14]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 292 || [[November 03]], [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]
+
|292
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_03&action=edit&redlink=1 November 03], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
| 293 || [[November 10]], [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIII]]
−
| 294 || [[November 17]], [[2002]] || Fish do not like [[coffee]] || [[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|293
−
| 295 || [[November 24]], [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[Large Marge]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_10&action=edit&redlink=1 November 10], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 296 || [[December 01]], [[2002]] || [[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [[Cooties|cootie]] positive || [[Helter Shelter]]
+
|[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 297 || [[December 15]], [[2002]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Great Louse Detective]]
+
|294
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_17&action=edit&redlink=1 November 17], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
| 298 || [[January 05]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Special Edna]]
+
|Fish do not like [http:///index.php?title=Coffee&action=edit&redlink=1 coffee]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]
−
| 299 || [[January 12]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|295
−
| 300 || [[February 02]], [[2003]] || This school does not need a "[[regime change]]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [[2003 Invasion of Iraq|War In Iraq]])'' || [[Strong Arms of the Ma]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_24&action=edit&redlink=1 November 24], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 301 || [[February 09]], [[2003]] || [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [[contraceptive]] || [[Pray Anything]]
+
|[[Large Marge]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 302 || [[February 16]], [[2003]] || I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)'' || [[Barting Over]]
+
|296
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_01&action=edit&redlink=1 December 01], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
| 303 || [[February 16]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]
+
|[[Milhouse Van Houten|Milhouse]] did not test [http:///index.php?title=Cooties&action=edit&redlink=1 cootie] positive
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Helter Shelter]]
−
| 304 || [[March 02]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[A Star Is Born-Again]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|297
−
| 305 || [[March 09]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_15&action=edit&redlink=1 December 15], [http:///index.php?title=2002&action=edit&redlink=1 2002]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 306 || [[March 16]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[C.E. D'oh]]
+
|[[The Great Louse Detective]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 307 || [[March 30]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]
+
|298
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_05&action=edit&redlink=1 January 05], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 308 || [[April 13]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Three Gays of the Condo]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Special Edna]]
−
| 309 || [[April 27]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|299
−
| 310 || [[May 04]], [[2003]] || My pen is not a [[booger]] launcher || [[Old Yeller Belly]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_12&action=edit&redlink=1 January 12], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 311 || [[May 11]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Brake My Wife, Please]]
+
|[[The Dad Who Knew Too Little]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 312 || [[May 18]], [[2003]] || [[Sandwich]]es should not contain [[sand]] || [[Bart of War]]
+
|300
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_02&action=edit&redlink=1 February 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 313 || [[May 18]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Moe Baby Blues]]
+
|This school does not need a "[http:///index.php?title=Regime_change&action=edit&redlink=1 regime change]" ''(reference to the then-upcoming [http:///index.php?title=2003_Invasion_of_Iraq&action=edit&redlink=1 War In Iraq])''
 +
|[[Strong Arms of the Ma]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|301
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_09&action=edit&redlink=1 February 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] is not a [http:///index.php?title=Contraceptive&action=edit&redlink=1 contraceptive]
 +
|[[Pray Anything]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|302
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|I will not ''(Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.)''
 +
|[[Barting Over]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|303
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_16&action=edit&redlink=1 February 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|304
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_02&action=edit&redlink=1 March 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[A Star Is Born-Again]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|305
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_09&action=edit&redlink=1 March 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|306
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_16&action=edit&redlink=1 March 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[C.E. D'oh]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|307
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[['Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|308
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Three Gays of the Condo]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|309
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|310
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_04&action=edit&redlink=1 May 04], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|My pen is not a [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] launcher
 +
|[[Old Yeller Belly]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|311
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Brake My Wife, Please]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|312
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Sandwich&action=edit&redlink=1 Sandwiches] should not contain [http:///index.php?title=Sand&action=edit&redlink=1 sand]
 +
|[[Bart of War]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|313
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_18&action=edit&redlink=1 May 18], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Moe Baby Blues]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 15)|Season 15]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 314 || [[November 02]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]
+
|314
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_02&action=edit&redlink=1 November 02], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 315 || [[November 09]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[My Mother the Carjacker]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]
−
| 316 || [[November 16]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[The President Wore Pearls]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|315
−
| 317 || [[November 23]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Regina Monologues]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_09&action=edit&redlink=1 November 09], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 318 || [[November 30]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Fat and the Furriest]]
+
|[[My Mother the Carjacker]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 319 || [[December 07]], [[2003]] || Over forty & single is not funny || [[Today I Am a Clown]]
+
|316
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 320 || [[December 14]], [[2003]] || ''no gag'' || [['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[The President Wore Pearls]]
−
| 321 || [[January 04]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|317
−
| 322 || [[January 11]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_23&action=edit&redlink=1 November 23], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 323 || [[January 25]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]
+
|[[The Regina Monologues]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 324 || [[February 08]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Margical History Tour]]
+
|318
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 325 || [[February 15]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[The Fat and the Furriest]]
−
| 326 || [[February 22]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Smart and Smarter]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|319
−
| 327 || [[March 14]], [[2004]] || I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be || [[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_07&action=edit&redlink=1 December 07], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|Over forty & single is not funny
−
| 328 || [[March 21]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Co-Dependent's Day]]
+
|[[Today I Am a Clown]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 329 || [[March 28]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Wandering Juvie]]
+
|320
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_14&action=edit&redlink=1 December 14], [http:///index.php?title=2003&action=edit&redlink=1 2003]
−
| 330 || [[April 18]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[['Tis the Fifteenth Season]]
−
| 331 || [[April 25]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Catch 'Em if You Can]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|321
−
| 332 || [[May 02]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Simple Simpson]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_04&action=edit&redlink=1 January 04], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 333 || [[May 09]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Way We Weren't]]
+
|[[Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 334 || [[May 16]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart-Mangled Banner]]
+
|322
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_11&action=edit&redlink=1 January 11], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
| 335 || [[May 23]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Fraudcast News]]
+
|''no gag''
 +
|[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|323
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|324
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_08&action=edit&redlink=1 February 08], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Margical History Tour]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|325
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_15&action=edit&redlink=1 February 15], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|326
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_22&action=edit&redlink=1 February 22], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Smart and Smarter]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|327
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_14&action=edit&redlink=1 March 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|I will not speculate on how hot [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] used to be
 +
|[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|328
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_21&action=edit&redlink=1 March 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Co-Dependent's Day]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|329
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_28&action=edit&redlink=1 March 28], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Wandering Juvie]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|330
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_18&action=edit&redlink=1 April 18], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[My Big Fat Geek Wedding]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|331
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_25&action=edit&redlink=1 April 25], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Catch_%27Em_if_You_Can&action=edit&redlink=1 Catch 'Em if You Can]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|332
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_02&action=edit&redlink=1 May 02], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Simple Simpson]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|333
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_09&action=edit&redlink=1 May 09], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Way We Weren't]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|334
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_16&action=edit&redlink=1 May 16], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|335
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_23&action=edit&redlink=1 May 23], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Fraudcast News]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 16)|Season 16]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 336 || [[November 07]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XV]]
+
|336
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_07&action=edit&redlink=1 November 07], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
| 337 || [[November 14]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[All's Fair in Oven War]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]
−
| 338 || [[November 21]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|337
−
| 339 || [[December 05]], [[2004]] || Poking a dead [[raccoon]] is not research || [[She Used to Be My Girl]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_14&action=edit&redlink=1 November 14], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 340 || [[December 12]], [[2004]] || ''no gag'' || [[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]
+
|[[All's Fair in Oven War]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 341 || [[January 16]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Midnight Rx]]
+
|338
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_21&action=edit&redlink=1 November 21], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
| 342 || [[January 30]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Mommie Beerest]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Sleeping with the Enemy (The Simpsons episode)|Sleeping with the Enemy]]
−
| 343 || [[February 06]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|339
−
| 344 || [[February 13]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Pranksta Rap]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_05&action=edit&redlink=1 December 05], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|Poking a dead [http:///index.php?title=Raccoon&action=edit&redlink=1 raccoon] is not research
−
| 345 || [[February 20]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[There's Something About Marrying]]
+
|[[She Used to Be My Girl]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 346 || [[March 06]], [[2005]] || Beer in a [[milk carton]] is not milk || [[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]
+
|340
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_12&action=edit&redlink=1 December 12], [http:///index.php?title=2004&action=edit&redlink=1 2004]
−
| 347 || [[March 13]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]
−
| 348 || [[March 20]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Mobile Homer]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|341
−
| 349 || [[April 03]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_16&action=edit&redlink=1 January 16], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 350 || [[April 17]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Future-Drama]]
+
|[[Midnight Rx]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 351 || [[May 01]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Don't Fear the Roofer]]
+
|342
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_30&action=edit&redlink=1 January 30], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 352 || [[May 01]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Heartbroke Kid]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Mommie Beerest]]
−
| 353 || [[May 08]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[A Star Is Torn]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|343
−
| 354 || [[May 08]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Thank God It's Doomsday]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=February_06&action=edit&redlink=1 February 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 355 || [[May 15]], [[2005]] || A [[booger]] is not a bookmark || [[Home Away from Homer]]
+
|[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 356 || [[May 15]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]
+
|344
 +
|[[February 13]], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Pranksta Rap]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|345
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_20&action=edit&redlink=1 February 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[There's Something About Marrying]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|346
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_06&action=edit&redlink=1 March 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|Beer in a [http:///index.php?title=Milk_carton&action=edit&redlink=1 milk carton] is not milk
 +
|[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|347
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_13&action=edit&redlink=1 March 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|348
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_20&action=edit&redlink=1 March 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Mobile Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|349
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_03&action=edit&redlink=1 April 03], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|350
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_17&action=edit&redlink=1 April 17], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Future-Drama]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|351
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Don't Fear the Roofer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|352
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_01&action=edit&redlink=1 May 01], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Heartbroke Kid]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|353
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[A Star Is Torn]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|354
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_08&action=edit&redlink=1 May 08], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Thank God It's Doomsday]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|355
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|A [http:///index.php?title=Booger&action=edit&redlink=1 booger] is not a bookmark
 +
|[[Home Away from Homer]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|356
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_15&action=edit&redlink=1 May 15], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star|The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 17)|Season 17]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 357 || [[September 11]], [[2005]] || Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'') || [[Bonfire of the Manatees]]
+
|357
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_11&action=edit&redlink=1 September 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 358 || [[September 18]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
+
|Does any kid still do this anymore? (''refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment'')
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Bonfire of the Manatees]]
−
| 359 || [[September 25]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|358
−
| 360 || [[November 06]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_18&action=edit&redlink=1 September 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 361 || [[November 13]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Marge's Son Poisoning]]
+
|[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 362 || [[November 20]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[See Homer Run]]
+
|359
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_25&action=edit&redlink=1 September 25], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 363 || [[November 27]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[Milhouse of Sand and Fog]]
−
| 364 || [[December 11]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Italian Bob]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|360
−
| 365 || [[December 18]], [[2005]] || ''no gag'' || [[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_06&action=edit&redlink=1 November 06], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 366 || [[January 08]], [[2006]] || I am not smarter than the [[George W. Bush|President]] || [[Homer's Paternity Coot]]
+
|[[Treehouse of Horror XVI]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 367 || [[January 29]], [[2006]] || [[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual || [[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]
+
|361
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_13&action=edit&redlink=1 November 13], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 368 || [[February 26]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[My Fair Laddy]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]
−
| 369 || [[March 12]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|362
−
| 370 || [[March 19]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[Bart Has Two Mommies]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_20&action=edit&redlink=1 November 20], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 371 || [[March 26]], [[2006]] || I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [[live-action|live action]] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)'' || [[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]
+
|[[See Homer Run]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 372 || [[April 02]], [[2006]] || I will not flip the [[classroom]] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)'' || [[Million Dollar Abie]]
+
|363
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_27&action=edit&redlink=1 November 27], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 373 || [[April 09]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[[The Last of the Red Hat Mamas]]
−
| 374 || [[April 23]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|364
−
| 375 || [[April 30]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || [[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_11&action=edit&redlink=1 December 11], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 376 || [[May 07]], [[2006]] || I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]] || [[Regarding Margie]]
+
|[[The Italian Bob]]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 377 || [[May 14]], [[2006]] || Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [[French language|French]].") || [[The Monkey Suit]]
+
|365
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_18&action=edit&redlink=1 December 18], [http:///index.php?title=2005&action=edit&redlink=1 2005]
−
| 378 || [[May 21]], [[2006]] || Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)'' || [[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]
+
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Simpsons Christmas Stories]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|366
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_08&action=edit&redlink=1 January 08], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|I am not smarter than the [http:///index.php?title=George_W._Bush&action=edit&redlink=1 President]
 +
|[[Homer's Paternity Coot]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|367
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_29&action=edit&redlink=1 January 29], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|[[Mrs. Krabappel|Teacher]] was not dumped—it was mutual
 +
|[[We're on the Road to D'ohwhere]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|368
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_26&action=edit&redlink=1 February 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[My Fair Laddy]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|369
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_12&action=edit&redlink=1 March 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|370
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_19&action=edit&redlink=1 March 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Bart Has Two Mommies]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|371
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_26&action=edit&redlink=1 March 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|I will not laminate dog doo ''(The first airing of this episode included a special [http:///index.php?title=Live-action&action=edit&redlink=1 live action] opening with'' 'I will not eat things for money' ''as the gag.)''
 +
|[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|372
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_02&action=edit&redlink=1 April 02], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|I will not flip the [http:///index.php?title=Classroom&action=edit&redlink=1 classroom] upside down ''(The classroom is flipped upside down.)''
 +
|[[Million Dollar Abie]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|373
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_09&action=edit&redlink=1 April 09], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|374
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_23&action=edit&redlink=1 April 23], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[The Wettest Stories Ever Told]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|375
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_30&action=edit&redlink=1 April 30], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|[[Girls Just Want to Have Sums]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|376
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_07&action=edit&redlink=1 May 07], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|I will not leak the plot of [[The Simpsons Movie|the movie]]
 +
|[[Regarding Margie]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|377
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_14&action=edit&redlink=1 May 14], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|Je ne parle pas français ''("I do not speak [http:///index.php?title=French_language&action=edit&redlink=1 French].") ''
 +
|[[The Monkey Suit]]
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|378
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_21&action=edit&redlink=1 May 21], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
 +
|Have a great summer, everyone ''(last episode of the season)''
 +
|[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 18)|Season 18]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 379 || [[September 10]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"
+
|379
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_10&action=edit&redlink=1 September 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
| 380 || [[September 17]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|"[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]"
−
| 381 || [[September 24]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' ''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'' || "[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|380
−
| 382 || [[November 5]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_17&action=edit&redlink=1 September 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 383 || [[November 12]], [[2006]] || We are not all naked under our clothes || "[[G.I. D'oh]]"
+
|"[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 384 || [[November 19]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"
+
|381
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_24&action=edit&redlink=1 September 24], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
| 385 || [[November 26]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"
+
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy)'''''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Please_Homer,_Don%27t_Hammer_%27Em&action=edit&redlink=1 Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]"
−
| 386 || [[December 10]], [[2006]] || ''no gag'' || "[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|382
−
| 387 || [[December 17]], [[2006]] || [[Frankincense]] is not [[Frankenstein's monster|a monster]] || "[[Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_5&action=edit&redlink=1 November 5], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 388 || [[January 7]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[The Wife Aquatic]]"
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVII]]"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 389 || [[January 28]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"
+
|383
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_12&action=edit&redlink=1 November 12], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
| 390 || [[February 11]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' ''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")''|| "[[Little Big Girl]]"
+
|We are not all naked under our clothes
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|"[[G.I. D'oh]]"
−
| 391 || [[February 18]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Springfield Up]]"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|384
−
| 392 || [[March 4]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Yokel Chords]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_19&action=edit&redlink=1 November 19], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 393 || [[March 11]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"
+
|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 394 || [[March 25]], [[2007]] || [[Global Warming]] did not eat my homework || "[[Homerazzi]]"
+
|385
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_26&action=edit&redlink=1 November 26], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
| 395 || [[April 22]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Marge Gamer]]"
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|"[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"
−
| 396 || [[April 29]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[The Boys of Bummer]]"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|386
−
| 397 || [[May 6]], [[2007]] || I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes || "[[Crook and Ladder]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_10&action=edit&redlink=1 December 10], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|''no gag''
−
| 398 || [[May 13]], [[2007]] || Pearls are not oyster barf || "[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"
+
|"[[The Haw-Hawed Couple]]"
−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
+
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 399 || [[May 20]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' ''(special 24-style opening)''|| "[[24 Minutes]]"
+
|387
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_17&action=edit&redlink=1 December 17], [http:///index.php?title=2006&action=edit&redlink=1 2006]
−
| 400 || [[May 20]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' ''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [[Tracy Ullman Show]] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")'' || "[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Frankincense&action=edit&redlink=1 Frankincense] is not [http:///index.php?title=Frankenstein%27s_monster&action=edit&redlink=1 a monster]
 +
|"[[:Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2|Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|388
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_7&action=edit&redlink=1 January 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[The Wife Aquatic]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|389
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_28&action=edit&redlink=1 January 28], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|390
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_11&action=edit&redlink=1 February 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''''(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers")'''''
 +
|"[[Little Big Girl]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|391
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_18&action=edit&redlink=1 February 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Springfield Up]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|392
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_4&action=edit&redlink=1 March 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Yokel Chords]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|393
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_11&action=edit&redlink=1 March 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Rome-old and Juli-eh]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|394
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_25&action=edit&redlink=1 March 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=Global_Warming&action=edit&redlink=1 Global Warming] did not eat my homework
 +
|"[[Homerazzi]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|395
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_22&action=edit&redlink=1 April 22], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Marge Gamer]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|396
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_29&action=edit&redlink=1 April 29], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[The Boys of Bummer]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|397
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_6&action=edit&redlink=1 May 6], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|I will not look up how much [[Mrs. Krabappel|teacher]] makes
 +
|"[[Crook and Ladder]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|398
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_13&action=edit&redlink=1 May 13], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|Pearls are not oyster barf
 +
|"[[Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
 +
|399
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''''(special 24-style opening)'''''
 +
|"[[24 Minutes]]"
 +
|-style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
 +
|400
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_20&action=edit&redlink=1 May 20], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|''no gag''''(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the [http:///index.php?title=Tracy_Ullman_Show&action=edit&redlink=1 Tracy Ullman Show] Simpsons short "Family Portrait")'''''
 +
|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==
 
== [[The Simpsons (season 19)|Season 19]] ==
−
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
+
 
−
|-
+
{|class="wikitable" width="100%"
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="22" | #
+
!width="22" style="background-color: #FADA00"|#
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="117" | Airdate
+
!width="117" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Airdate  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" | Gag
+
!style="background-color: #FADA00"|Gag  
−
! style="background-color: #FADA00" width="200" | Episode Name
+
!width="200" style="background-color: #FADA00"|Episode Name
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|401 || [[September 23]], [[2007]] || I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]] || "[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"
+
|401
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_23&action=edit&redlink=1 September 23], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|402 || [[September 30]], [[2007]] || [[The Wall Street Journal]] is better than ever || "[[The Homer of Seville]]"
+
|I will not wait 20 years to make [[The Simpsons Movie|another movie]]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"
−
|403 || [[October 7]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Midnight Towboy]]"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|402
−
|404 || [[October 14]], [[2007]] || I am not a [[Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation|FDIC]]-insured bank. || "[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_30&action=edit&redlink=1 September 30], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=The_Wall_Street_Journal&action=edit&redlink=1 The Wall Street Journal] is better than ever
−
|405 || [[November 4]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
+
|"[[The Homer of Seville]]"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|406 || [[November 11]], [[2007]] || There is no such thing as an [[iPod]]dy || "[[Little Orphan Millie]]"
+
|403
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_7&action=edit&redlink=1 October 7], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|407 || [[November 18]], [[2007]] || The [[Pilgrim]]s were not [[illegal alien]]s || "[[Husbands and Knives]]"
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"
−
|408 || [[November 25]], [[2007]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|404
−
|409 || [[December 16]], [[2007]] || The capital of [[Montana]] is not "[[Hannah Montana|Hannah]]" || "[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_14&action=edit&redlink=1 October 14], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|I am not a [http:///index.php?title=Federal_Deposit_Insurance_Corporation&action=edit&redlink=1 FDIC]-insured bank.
−
|410 || [[January 6]], [[2008]] || [[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo || "[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"
+
|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|411 || [[January 27]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[That 90's Show]]"
+
|405
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_4&action=edit&redlink=1 November 4], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|412 || [[February 17]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"
+
|''no gag''
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"
−
|413 || [[March 2]], [[2008]] || The art teacher is fat, not pregnant || "[[The Debarted]]"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|406
−
|414 || [[March 9]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_11&action=edit&redlink=1 November 11], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|There is no such thing as an [http:///index.php?title=IPod&action=edit&redlink=1 iPoddy]
−
|415 || [[March 30]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"
+
|"[[Little Orphan Millie]]"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
−
|416 || [[April 13]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Papa Don't Leech]]"
+
|407
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_18&action=edit&redlink=1 November 18], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|417 || [[April 27]], [[2008]] || ''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.'' || "[[Apocalypse Cow]]"
+
|The [http:///index.php?title=Pilgrim&action=edit&redlink=1 Pilgrims] were not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_alien&action=edit&redlink=1 illegal aliens]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"
−
|418 || [[May 4]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[Any Given Sundance]]"
+
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
−
|- style="background-color: #FFF4A7" |
+
|408
−
|419 || [[May 11]], [[2008]] || ''This punishment is medivial.'' || "[[Mona Leaves-a]]"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_25&action=edit&redlink=1 November 25], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
−
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" |
+
|''no gag''
−
|420 || [[MAy 18]], [[2008]] || ''no gag'' || "[[All About Lisa]]"
+
|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|409
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=December_16&action=edit&redlink=1 December 16], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|The capital of [http:///index.php?title=Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Montana] is not "[http:///index.php?title=Hannah_Montana&action=edit&redlink=1 Hannah]"
 +
|"[[Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|410
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_6&action=edit&redlink=1 January 6], [[2008]]
 +
|[[Edna Krabappel|Teacher]] did not pay too much for her condo
 +
|"[[E Pluribus Wiggum]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|411
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=January_27&action=edit&redlink=1 January 27], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[That 90's Show]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|412
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=February_17&action=edit&redlink=1 February 17], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|413
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_2&action=edit&redlink=1 March 2], [[2008]]
 +
|The art teacher is fat, not pregnant
 +
|"[[The Debarted]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|414
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_9&action=edit&redlink=1 March 9], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Dial 'N' for Nerder]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|415
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=March_30&action=edit&redlink=1 March 30], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Smoke On The Daughter]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|416
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_13&action=edit&redlink=1 April 13], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Papa Don't Leech]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|417
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=April_27&action=edit&redlink=1 April 27], [[2008]]
 +
|''A persons a person, no mater how Ralph.''
 +
|"[[Apocalypse Cow]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|418
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_4&action=edit&redlink=1 May 4], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[Any Given Sundance]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 +
|419
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=May_11&action=edit&redlink=1 May 11], [[2008]]
 +
|''This punishment is medivial.''
 +
|"[[Mona Leaves-a]]"
 +
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 +
|420
 +
|[http:///index.php?title=MAy_18&action=edit&redlink=1 MAy 18], [[2008]]
 +
|''no gag''
 +
|"[[All About Lisa]]"
 
|}
 
|}
 +
  
 
== [[Season 20]] ==
 
== [[Season 20]] ==
 +
 
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|421
 
|421
−
|[[September 28]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=September_28&action=edit&redlink=1 September 28], [[2008]]
 
|''no gag''
 
|''no gag''
−
|"[[Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Sex,_Pies_And_Idiot_Scrapes&action=edit&redlink=1 Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|422
 
|422
−
|[[October 5]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_5&action=edit&redlink=1 October 5], [[2008]]
 
|Teachers diet is working.
 
|Teachers diet is working.
 
|"[[Lost Verizon]]"
 
|"[[Lost Verizon]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|423
 
|423
−
|[[October 19]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=October_19&action=edit&redlink=1 October 19], [[2008]]
 
|There is no such month as Rocktober
 
|There is no such month as Rocktober
−
|"[[Double, Double Boy In Trouble]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Double,_Double_Boy_In_Trouble&action=edit&redlink=1 Double, Double Boy In Trouble]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|424
 
|424
−
|[[November 2]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_2&action=edit&redlink=1 November 2], [[2008]]
 
|None
 
|None
 
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
 
|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|425
 
|425
−
|[[November 9]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_9&action=edit&redlink=1 November 9], [[2008]]
 
|I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.
 
|I did not see Teacher siphoning gas.
 
|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"
 
|"[[Dangerous Curves]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|426
 
|426
−
|[[November 16]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_16&action=edit&redlink=1 November 16], [[2008]]
 
|''No gag''
 
|''No gag''
−
|"[[Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]]"
+
|"[http:///index.php?title=Homer_and_Lisa_Exchange_Cross_Words&action=edit&redlink=1 Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|427
 
|427
−
|[[November 30]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=November_30&action=edit&redlink=1 November 30], [[2008]]
 
|Prosperity is just around the corner.
 
|Prosperity is just around the corner.
 
|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"
 
|"[[Mypods and Boomsticks]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|428
 
|428
−
|[[December 7]], [[2008]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=December_7&action=edit&redlink=1 December 7], [[2008]]
 
|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]
 
|[[Jesus]] is not mad His birthday is on [[Christmas]]
 
|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"
 
|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|429
 
|429
−
|[[January 25]], [[2009]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=January_25&action=edit&redlink=1 January 25], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
 
|I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard
 
|I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard
−
|" [[Lisa The Drama Queen]]"
+
|" [http:///index.php?title=Lisa_The_Drama_Queen&action=edit&redlink=1 Lisa The Drama Queen]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|430
 
|430
−
|[[Febuary 15]], [[2009]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=Febuary_15&action=edit&redlink=1 Febuary 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
 
|
 
|
 
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)
 
HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)
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|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFF4A7"
 
|431
 
|431
−
|[[March 1]], [[2009]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_1&action=edit&redlink=1 March 1], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
 
|"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School
 
|"March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School
 
|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"
 
|"[[How the Test Was Won]]"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|-style="background-color: #FFFFFF"
 
|432
 
|432
−
|[[March 8]], [[2009]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=March_8&action=edit&redlink=1 March 8], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
 
|"I will not have fun with educational toys."
 
|"I will not have fun with educational toys."
 
|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]
 
|"[[No Loan Again, Naturally]]
 
|-style="background-color"
 
|-style="background-color"
 
|433
 
|433
−
|[[MArch 15]], [[2009]]
+
|[http:///index.php?title=MArch_15&action=edit&redlink=1 MArch 15], [http:///index.php?title=2009&action=edit&redlink=1 2009]
 
|No gag
 
|No gag
−
|"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]
+
|
 +
"[[Gone Maggie Gone]]
 
|}
 
|}
 +
 +
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 +
!scope="col"|Airdate
 +
!scope="col"|Gag
 +
!scope="col"|Episode Name
 +
|-
 +
|442
 +
|September 27, 2009
 +
|
 +
|"Homer the Whopper"
 +
|-
 +
|443
 +
|October 4, 2009
 +
|
 +
|"Bart Gets a 'Z'"
 +
|-
 +
|444
 +
|October 11, 2009
 +
|
 +
|"The Great Wife Hope"
 +
|}
 +
 +
 +
 +
== ==
 +
  
 
== ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==
 
== ''The Simpsons Movie'' ==
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−
|- style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
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|-style="background-color:#FFF4A7"
−
| 1 || [[July 27]], [[2007]] || I will not [[Illegal downloading|illegally download]] this movie || [[The Simpsons Movie]]
+
|1
−
|- style="background-color:#FFFFFF"
+
|[http:///index.php?title=July_27&action=edit&redlink=1 July 27], [http:///index.php?title=2007&action=edit&redlink=1 2007]
 +
|I will not [http:///index.php?title=Illegal_downloading&action=edit&redlink=1 illegally download] this movie
 +
|[[The Simpsons Movie]]
 
|}
 
|}
  
 +
[[The Simpsons]]
 
[[Category:Lists]]
 
[[Category:Lists]]
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{{DEFAULTSORT:List Of Chalkboard Gags}}
 

Revision as of 01:40, October 18, 2009

The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Season 1

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
1 December 17, 1989 no gag Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
2 January 14, 1990 I will not waste chalk Bart the Genius
3 January 21, 1990 I will not skateboard in the halls Homer's Odyssey
4 January 28, 1990 I will not burp in class There's No Disgrace Like Home
5 February 4, 1990 no gag - shortened opening Bart the General
6 February 11, 1990 I will not instigate revolution Moaning Lisa
7 February 18, 1990 I will not draw naked ladies in class Call of the Simpsons
8 February 25, 1990 I did not see Elvis The Telltale Head
9 March 18, 1990 no gag Life on the Fast Lane
10 March 25, 1990 I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" Homer's Night Out
11 April 15, 1990 Garlic gum is not funny The Crepes of Wrath
12 April 29, 1990 They are laughing at me, not with me Krusty Gets Busted
13 May 13, 1990 I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom Some Enchanted Evening


Season 2

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
14 October 11, 1990 I will not encourage others to fly (And during the episode: I will not fake my way through life) Bart Gets an F
15 October 18, 1990 Tar is not a plaything Simpson and Delilah
16 October 25, 1990 no gag Treehouse of Horror
17 November 1, 1990 I will not Xerox my butt (Alternate chalkboard gag aired on June 2], 1992 rerun - "It's 'potato', not 'potatoe'") Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
18 November 8, 1990 I will not trade pants with others Dancin' Homer
19 November 15, 1990 I am not a 32 year old woman (though at the time, the voice of Bart, Nancy Cartwright, was) Dead Putting Society
20 November 22, 1990 I will not do that thing with my tongue Bart vs. Thanksgiving
21 December 6, 1990 I will not drive the principal's car (similar chalkboard gag in The Months, with the principal being replaced by December) Bart the Daredevil
22 December 20, 1990 I will not pledge allegiance to Bart Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
23 January 10, 1991 I will not sell school property Bart Gets Hit by a Car
24 January 24, 1991 I will not cut corners (This is written for 3 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
25 January 31, 1991 I will not get very far with this attitude The Way We Was
26 February 7, 1991 I will not make flatulent noises in class Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
27 February 14, 1991 I will not belch the national anthem Principal Charming
28 February 21, 1991 I will not sell land in Florida Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
29 March 7, 1991 I will not sell school property Bart's Dog Gets an F
30 March 28, 1991 I will not grease the monkey bars Old Money
31 April 11, 1991 I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment Brush with Greatness
32 April 25, 1991 no gag Lisa's Substitute
33 May 2, 1991 I will not do anything bad ever again The War of the Simpsons
34 May 9, 1991 I will not show off (This was written in Blackletter.) Three Men and a Comic Book
35 July 11, 1991 I will not sleep through my education Blood Feud


Season 3

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
36 September 19, 1991 I am not a dentist Stark Raving Dad
37 September 26, 1991 Spitwads are not free speech Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
38 October 3, 1991 Nobody likes sunburn slappers When Flanders Failed
39 October 10, 1991 High explosives and school don't mix (And during the episode: I will not bribe Principal Skinner) Bart the Murderer
40 October 17, 1991 I will not squeak chalk(Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) Homer Defined
41 October 24, 1991 I will finish what I sta (written only once) Like Father, Like Clown
42 October 31, 1991 no gag Treehouse of Horror II
43 November 7, 1991 "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender Lisa's Pony
44 November 14, 1991 I will not fake rabies Saturdays of Thunder
45 November 21, 1991 Underwear should be worn on the inside Flaming Moe's
46 December 5, 1991 The Christmas Pageant does not stink Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
47 December 26, 1991 I will not torment the emotionally frail I Married Marge
48 January 9, 1992 I will not carve gods Radio Bart
49 January 23, 1992 no gag Lisa the Greek
50 February 6, 1992 I will not spank others Homer Alone
51 February 13, 1992 no gag Bart the Lover
52 February 20, 1992 I will not aim for the head(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.) Homer at the Bat
53 February 27, 1992 I will not barf unless I'm sick (And during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty) Separate Vocations
54 March 12, 1992 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge Dog of Death
55 March 26, 1992 I will not conduct my own fire drills Colonel Homer
56 April 9, 1992 Funny noises are not funny Black Widower
57 April 23, 1992 I will not spin the turtle The Otto Show
58 May 7, 1992 I will not snap bras Bart's Friend Falls in Love
59 August 27, 1992 I will not fake seizures Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?


Season 4

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
60 September 24, 1992 This punishment is not boring and pointless Kamp Krusty
61 October 01, 1992 My name is not "Dr. Death" A Streetcar Named Marge
62 October 08, 1992 I will not defame New Orleans(This was due to complaints regarding the previous episode's song about New Orleans.) Homer the Heretic
63 October 15, 1992 I will not prescribemedication Lisa the Beauty Queen
64 October 29, 1992 no gag Treehouse of Horror III
65 November 03, 1992 I will not bury the new kid (During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.") Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
66 November 05, 1992 I will not teach others to fly Marge Gets a Job
67 November 12, 1992 I will not bring sheep to class New Kid on the Block
68 November 19, 1992 A burp is not an answer Mr. Plow
69 December 03, 1992 Teacher is not a leper Lisa's First Word
70 December 17, 1992 Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) Homer's Triple Bypass
71 January 14, 1993 I will not eat things for money Marge vs. the Monorail
72 January 21, 1993 I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call Selma's Choice
73 February 04, 1993 The principal's toupée is not a frisbee Brother from the Same Planet
74 February 11, 1993 I will not call the principal "spud head" I Love Lisa
75 February 18, 1993 Goldfish don't bounce Duffless
76 March 11, 1993 Mud is not one of the 4 food groups Last Exit to Springfield
77 April 01, 1993 No one is interested in my underpants So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
78 April 15, 1993 I will not sell miracle cures The Front
79 April 29, 1993 I will return the seeing-eye dog Whacking Day
80 May 06, 1993 I do not have diplomatic immunity Marge in Chains
81 May 13, 1993 I will not charge admission to the bathroom Krusty Gets Kancelled


Season 5

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
82 September 30, 1993 I will never win an Emmy (Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date) Homer's Barbershop Quartet
83 October 07, 1993 The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy Cape Feare
84 October 14, 1993 no gag Homer Goes to College
85 October 21, 1993 no gag Rosebud
86 October 28, 1993 no gag Treehouse of Horror IV
87 November 04, 1993 no gag Marge on the Lam
88 November 11, 1993 no gag Bart's Inner Child
89 November 18, 1993 no gag Boy-Scoutz N the Hood
90 December 09, 1993 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy The Last Temptation of Homer
91 December 16, 1993 I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
92 January 06, 1994 I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers Homer the Vigilante
93 February 03, 1994 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man Bart Gets Famous
94 February 10, 1994 I will not go near the kindergarten turtle Homer and Apu
95 February 17, 1994 no gag Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
96 February 24, 1994 no gag Deep Space Homer
97 March 17, 1994 I am not delightfully saucy Homer Loves Flanders
98 March 31, 1994 Organ transplants are best left to the professionals Bart Gets an Elephant
99 April 14, 1994 The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" Burns' Heir
100 April 28, 1994 I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
101 May 05, 1994 There are plenty of businesses like show business The Boy Who Knew Too Much
102 May 12, 1994 I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball Lady Bouvier's Lover
103 May 19, 1994 Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Secrets of a Successful Marriage


Season 6

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
104 September 04, 1994 Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") Bart of Darkness
105 September 11, 1994 No one is interested in my underpants Lisa's Rival
106 September 25, 1994 I will not use abbrev. Another Simpsons Clip Show
107 October 02, 1994 I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. Itchy & Scratchy Land
108 October 09, 1994 no gag Sideshow Bob Roberts
109 October 30, 1994 no gag Treehouse of Horror V
110 November 06, 1994 I will not send lard through the mail Bart's Girlfriend
111 November 13, 1994 I will not dissect things unless instructed Lisa on Ice
112 November 27, 1994 I will not whittle hall passes out of soap Homer Badman
113 December 04, 1994 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man(this is from 1F11) Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
114 December 18, 1994 Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Fear of Flying
115 January 08, 1995 Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal Homer the Great
116 January 22, 1995 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice And Maggie Makes Three
117 February 05, 1995 Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Bart's Comet
118 February 12, 1995 Next time it could be me on the scaffolding Homie the Clown
119 February 19, 1995 I will not hang donuts on my person Bart vs. Australia
120 February 26, 1995 I will remember to take my medication Homer vs. Patty & Selma
121 March 05, 1995 no gag A Star Is Burns
122 March 19, 1995 I will not strut around like I own the place Lisa's Wedding
123 April 09, 1995 The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
124 April 16, 1995 I do not have power of attorney over first graders The PTA Disbands
125 April 30, 1995 Nerve gas is not a toy 'Round Springfield
126 May 07, 1995 I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface The Springfield Connection
127 May 14, 1995 The First Amendment does not cover burping Lemon of Troy
128 May 21, 1995 This is not a clue... or is it? (part 1 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)


Season 7

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
129 September 17, 1995 I will not complain about the solution when I hear it (part 2 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
130 September 24, 1995 "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism Radioactive Man
131 October 01, 1995 No one wants to hear from my armpits Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
132 October 08, 1995 I am not a lean mean spitting machine Bart Sells His Soul
133 October 15, 1995 The boys' room is not a water park Lisa the Vegetarian
134 October 29, 1995 no gag Treehouse of Horror VI
135 November 05, 1995 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage King-Size Homer
136 November 19, 1995 no gag Mother Simpson
137 November 26, 1995 Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
138 December 03, 1995 I will only do this once a year ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular," a clip show) The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
139 December 17, 1995 I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist Marge Be Not Proud
140 January 07, 1996 I am not certified to remove asbestos Team Homer
141 January 14, 1996 no gag Two Bad Neighbors
142 February 04, 1996 no gag Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
143 February 11, 1996 no gag Bart the Fink
144 February 18, 1996 no gag Lisa the Iconoclast
145 February 25, 1996 no gag Homer the Smithers
146 March 17, 1996 no gag The Day the Violence Died
147 March 24, 1996 no gag A Fish Called Selma
148 March 31, 1996 no gag Bart on the Road
149 April 14, 1996 no gag 22 Short Films About Springfield
150 April 28, 1996 no gag Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
151 May 05, 1996 no gag Much Apu About Nothing
152 May 19, 1996 no gag Homerpalooza
153 May 19, 1996 no gag Summer of 4 Ft. 2


Season 8

Chalkboard gag Airdate Gag Episode Name
154 October 27, 1996 no gag Treehouse of Horror VII
155 November 03, 1996 I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten You Only Move Twice
156 November 10, 1996 I am not my long-lost twin The Homer They Fall
157 November 17, 1996 no gag Burns, Baby Burns
158 November 24, 1996 no gag Bart After Dark
159 December 01, 1996 no gag A Milhouse Divided
160 December 15, 1996 no gag'(But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.") Lisa's Date with Density
161 December 29, 1996 no gag Hurricane Neddy
162 January 05, 1997 no gag El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
163 January 12, 1997 The truth is not out there("The Springfield Files," an X-Files parody episode) The Springfield Files
164 January 19, 1997 I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie) The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
165 February 02, 1997 no gag Mountain of Madness
166 February 07, 1997 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
167 February 09, 1997 no gag The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
168 February 16, 1997 no gag Homer's Phobia
169 February 23, 1997 no gag Brother from Another Series
170 March 02, 1997 no gag My Sister, My Sitter
171 March 16, 1997 no gag Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment
172 April 06, 1997 no gag Grade School Confidential
173 April 13, 1997 A fire drill does not demand a fire The Canine Mutiny
174 April 20, 1997 no gag The Old Man and the Lisa
175 April 27, 1997 no gag In Marge We Trust
176 May 04, 1997 no gag Homer's Enemy
177 May 11, 1997 no gag The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
178 May 18, 1997 no gag The Secret War of Lisa Simpson


Season 9

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
179 September 21, 1997 no gag The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
180 September 28, 1997 no gag The Principal and the Pauper
181 October 19, 1997 I no longer want my MTV(reference to the lyrics of the Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming) Lisa's Sax
182 October 26, 1997 no gag Treehouse of Horror VIII
183 November 02, 1997 Everyone is tired of that Richard Gerestory The Cartridge Family
184 November 09, 1997 I did not invent Irish dancing Bart Star
185 November 16, 1997 no gag The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
186 November 23, 1997 I will not tease Fatty Lisa the Skeptic
187 December 07, 1997 There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" Realty Bites
188 December 21, 1997 Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
189 January 04, 1998 no gag All Singing, All Dancing
190 January 11, 1998 no gag Bart Carny
191 February 08, 1998 Shooting paintballs is not an art form The Joy of Sect
192 February 15, 1998 no gag Das Bus
193 February 22, 1998 Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode Home Away from Homer.) The Last Temptation of Krust
194 March 01, 1998 Silly string is not a nasal spray Dumbbell Indemnity
195 March 08, 1998 no gag Lisa the Simpson
196 March 22, 1998 I was told not to do this This Little Wiggy
197 March 29, 1998 My butt does not deserve a website Simpson Tide
198 April 05, 1998 I will not demand what I'm worth (This is a reference to the voice cast's recent demands for higher pay.) The Trouble With Trillions
199 April 19, 1998 no gag Girly Edition
200 April 26, 1998 I will not mess with the opening credits(This was actually the couch gag for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.) Trash of the Titans
201 May 03, 1998 no gag King of the Hill
202 May 10, 1998 I am not the new Dalai Lama Lost Our Lisa
203 May 17, 1998 I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".) Natural Born Kissers


Season 10

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
204 August 23, 1998 no gag Lard of the Dance
205 September 20, 1998 I will not file frivolous lawsuits The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
206 September 27, 1998 no gag Bart the Mother
207 October 25, 1998 The Simpsons Halloween Special IX (This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) Treehouse of Horror IX
208 November 08, 1998 "butt.com" is not my E-mail address(This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.) When You Dish upon a Star
209 November 15, 1998 No one cares what my definition of "is" is D'oh-in in the Wind
210 November 22, 1998 I will not scream for ice cream Lisa Gets an "A"
211 December 06, 1998 I am not a licensed hairstylist Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
212 December 20, 1998 "The President did it" is not an excuse (This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against Bill Clinton) Mayored to the Mob
213 January 10, 1999 My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld Viva Ned Flanders
214 January 17, 1999 Sherri does not "got back" Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
215 January 31, 1999 I will not do "the dirty bird" (This episode aired the night of Super Bowl XXXIII, in which the Atlanta Falcons, for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.) Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
216 February 07, 1999 No one cares about my sciatica Homer to the Max
217 February 14, 1999 Hillbillies are people too I'm with Cupid
218 February 21, 1999 Grammar is not a time of waste Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
219 February 28, 1999 I do not have diplomatic immunity (Taken from 9F20) Make Room for Lisa
220 March 28, 1999 It does not suck to be you (A reference to a Prozzäk song) Maximum Homerdrive
221 April 04, 1999 I cannot absolve sins (And during Lisa's dream in the episode: I will not deface using hieroglyphics where possible) Simpsons Bible Stories
222 April 11, 1999 A trained ape could not teach gym Mom and Pop Art
223 April 25, 1999 Loose teeth don't need my help The Old Man and the "C" Student
224 May 02, 1999 I have neither been there nor done that Monty Can't Buy Me Love
225 May 09, 1999 No one wants to hear from my armpits (This is from 3F01) They Saved Lisa's Brain
226 May 16, 1999 I'm so very tired (At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.) Thirty Minutes over Tokyo


Season 11

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
227 September 26, 1999 Fridays are not "pants optional" (In Australia, Hamish and Andy (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.) Beyond Blunderdome
228 October 03, 1999 Pork is not a verb(the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with") Brother's Little Helper
229 October 24, 1999 I am not the last Don(Possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred Joe Mantegna, voice of recurring Simpsons character Fat Tony) Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
230 October 31, 1999 no gag Treehouse of Horror X
231 November 07, 1999 I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
232 November 14, 1999 I won't not use no double negatives(since three negatives are used, the sentence is true) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
233 November 21, 1999 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage (This is from 3F05) Eight Misbehavin'
234 November 28, 1999 I can't see dead people (This is a reference to The Sixth Sense) Take My Wife, Sleaze
235 December 19, 1999 I will not sell my kidney on eBay (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs) Grift of the Magi
236 January 9, 2000 I will not create art from dung Little Big Mom
237 January 16, 2000 I will stop phoning it in Faith Off
238 January 23, 2000 Class clown is not a paid position The Mansion Family
239 February 06, 2000 Substitute teachers are not scabs Saddlesore Galactica
240 February 13, 2000 My suspension was not mutual Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
241 February 20, 2000 A belch is not an oral report Missionary: Impossible
242 February 27, 2000 Dodgeball stops at the gym door Pygmoelian
243 March 19, 2000 Non-flammable is not a challenge Bart to the Future
244 April 09, 2000 I was not touched"there"by an angel Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
245 April 30, 2000 I am not here on a fartball scholarship Kill the Alligator and Run
246 May 07, 2000 I will not dance on anyone's grave Last Tap Dance in Springfield
247 May 14, 2000 I cannot hire a substitute student It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
248 May 21, 2000 "I will not obey the voices in my head" Behind the Laughter


Season 12

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
249 November 01, 2000 no gag Treehouse of Horror XI
250 November 05, 2000 I will not plant subliminal messagores (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election) A Tale of Two Springfields
251 November 12, 2000 I will not surprise the incontinent Insane Clown Poppy
252 November 19, 2000 I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election) Lisa the Tree Hugger
253 November 26, 2000 I was not the sixth Beatle Homer vs. Dignity
254 December 03, 2000 I will only provide a urine sample when asked The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
255 December 10, 2000 The nurse is not dealing The Great Money Caper
256 December 17, 2000 Science class should not end in tragedy(During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus") Skinner's Sense of Snow
257 January 07, 2001 Network TV is not dead HOMR
258 January 14, 2001 I will not "let the dogs out" (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men) Pokey Mom
259 February 04, 2001 I will not hide the teacher's medication Worst Episode Ever
260 February 11, 2001 I will not publish the principal's credit report Tennis the Menace
261 February 18, 2001 The hamster did not have a "full life" Day of the Jackanapes
262 February 25, 2001 I will not buy a presidential pardon(This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) New Kids on the Blecch
263 March 04, 2001 "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap Hungry, Hungry Homer
264 March 11, 2001 I will not scare the vice president(a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition) Bye Bye Nerdie
265 April 01, 2001 I will not flush evidence Simpson Safari
266 April 29, 2001 Fire is not the cleanser Trilogy of Error
267 May 06, 2001 Genetics is not an excuse I'm Goin' to Praiseland
268 May 13, 2001 Today is not Mothra's Day (This episode aired on Mother's Day.) Children of a Lesser Clod
269 May 20, 2001 I should not be twenty-one by now (Referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) Simpsons Tall Tales


Season 13

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
270 November 6, 2001 no gag Treehouse of Horror XII
271 November 11, 2001 Nobody reads these anymore The Parent Rap
272 November 18, 2001 A burp in a jar is not a science project Homer the Moe
273 December 2, 2001 Fun does not have a size A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
274 December 9, 2001 I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park") The Blunder Years
275 December 16, 2001 I do not have a cereal named after me (In fact, he did: "Bart Simpson Peanut Butter Chocolate Crunch". In the UK they released "Bart Simpson's No Problem-os) She of Little Faith
276 January 6, 2002 no gag Brawl in the Family
277 January 20, 2002 no gag Sweets and Sour Marge
278 January 27, 2002 no gag Jaws Wired Shut
279 February 10, 2002 I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers(A reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) Half-Decent Proposal
280 February 17, 2002 The Giving Tree is not a chump The Bart Wants What It Wants
281 February 24, 2002 Making Milhouse cry is not a science project The Lastest Gun in the West
282 March 10, 2002 no gag The Old Man and the Key
283 March 17, 2002 Vampire is not a career choice Tales from the Public Domain
284 March 31, 2002 no gag Blame It on Lisa
285 April 7, 2002 no gag Weekend at Burnsie's
286 April 21, 2002 no gag Gump Roast
287 April 28, 2002 no gag I Am Furious Yellow
288 May 5, 2002 I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season) The Sweetest Apu
289 May 12, 2002 no gag Little Girl in the Big Ten
290 May 19, 2002 no gag The Frying Game
291 May 22, 2002 no gag Papa's Got a Brand New Badge


Season 14

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
292 November 03, 2002 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIII
293 November 10, 2002 no gag How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
294 November 17, 2002 Fish do not like coffee Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
295 November 24, 2002 no gag Large Marge
296 December 01, 2002 Milhouse did not test cootie positive Helter Shelter
297 December 15, 2002 no gag The Great Louse Detective
298 January 05, 2003 no gag Special Edna
299 January 12, 2003 no gag The Dad Who Knew Too Little
300 February 02, 2003 This school does not need a "regime change" (reference to the then-upcoming War In Iraq) Strong Arms of the Ma
301 February 09, 2003 SpongeBob is not a contraceptive Pray Anything
302 February 16, 2003 I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe.) Barting Over
303 February 16, 2003 no gag I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
304 March 02, 2003 no gag A Star Is Born-Again
305 March 09, 2003 no gag Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
306 March 16, 2003 no gag C.E. D'oh
307 March 30, 2003 no gag 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
308 April 13, 2003 no gag Three Gays of the Condo
309 April 27, 2003 no gag Dude, Where's My Ranch?
310 May 04, 2003 My pen is not a booger launcher Old Yeller Belly
311 May 11, 2003 no gag Brake My Wife, Please
312 May 18, 2003 Sandwiches should not contain sand Bart of War
313 May 18, 2003 no gag Moe Baby Blues


Season 15

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
314 November 02, 2003 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIV
315 November 09, 2003 no gag My Mother the Carjacker
316 November 16, 2003 no gag The President Wore Pearls
317 November 23, 2003 no gag The Regina Monologues
318 November 30, 2003 no gag The Fat and the Furriest
319 December 07, 2003 Over forty & single is not funny Today I Am a Clown
320 December 14, 2003 no gag 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
321 January 04, 2004 no gag Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays
322 January 11, 2004 no gag I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
323 January 25, 2004 no gag Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
324 February 08, 2004 no gag Margical History Tour
325 February 15, 2004 no gag Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
326 February 22, 2004 no gag Smart and Smarter
327 March 14, 2004 I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
328 March 21, 2004 no gag Co-Dependent's Day
329 March 28, 2004 no gag The Wandering Juvie
330 April 18, 2004 no gag My Big Fat Geek Wedding
331 April 25, 2004 no gag Catch 'Em if You Can
332 May 02, 2004 no gag Simple Simpson
333 May 09, 2004 no gag The Way We Weren't
334 May 16, 2004 no gag Bart-Mangled Banner
335 May 23, 2004 no gag Fraudcast News


Season 16

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
336 November 07, 2004 no gag Treehouse of Horror XV
337 November 14, 2004 no gag All's Fair in Oven War
338 November 21, 2004 no gag Sleeping with the Enemy
339 December 05, 2004 Poking a dead raccoon is not research She Used to Be My Girl
340 December 12, 2004 no gag Fat Man and Little Boy
341 January 16, 2005 no gag Midnight Rx
342 January 30, 2005 no gag Mommie Beerest
343 February 06, 2005 no gag Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
344 February 13, 2005 no gag Pranksta Rap
345 February 20, 2005 no gag There's Something About Marrying
346 March 06, 2005 Beer in a milk carton is not milk On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
347 March 13, 2005 no gag Goo Goo Gai Pan
348 March 20, 2005 no gag Mobile Homer
349 April 03, 2005 no gag The Seven-Beer Snitch
350 April 17, 2005 no gag Future-Drama
351 May 01, 2005 no gag Don't Fear the Roofer
352 May 01, 2005 no gag The Heartbroke Kid
353 May 08, 2005 no gag A Star Is Torn
354 May 08, 2005 no gag Thank God It's Doomsday
355 May 15, 2005 A booger is not a bookmark Home Away from Homer
356 May 15, 2005 no gag The Father, The Son & The Holy Guest Star


Season 17

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
357 September 11, 2005 Does any kid still do this anymore? (refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment) Bonfire of the Manatees
358 September 18, 2005 no gag The Girl Who Slept Too Little
359 September 25, 2005 no gag Milhouse of Sand and Fog
360 November 06, 2005 no gag Treehouse of Horror XVI
361 November 13, 2005 no gag Marge's Son Poisoning
362 November 20, 2005 no gag See Homer Run
363 November 27, 2005 no gag The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
364 December 11, 2005 no gag The Italian Bob
365 December 18, 2005 no gag Simpsons Christmas Stories
366 January 08, 2006 I am not smarter than the President Homer's Paternity Coot
367 January 29, 2006 Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
368 February 26, 2006 no gag My Fair Laddy
369 March 12, 2006 no gag The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
370 March 19, 2006 no gag Bart Has Two Mommies
371 March 26, 2006 I will not laminate dog doo (The first airing of this episode included a special live action opening with 'I will not eat things for money' as the gag.) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
372 April 02, 2006 I will not flip the classroom upside down (The classroom is flipped upside down.) Million Dollar Abie
373 April 09, 2006 no gag Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
374 April 23, 2006 no gag The Wettest Stories Ever Told
375 April 30, 2006 no gag Girls Just Want to Have Sums
376 May 07, 2006 I will not leak the plot of the movie Regarding Margie
377 May 14, 2006 Je ne parle pas français ("I do not speak French.") The Monkey Suit
378 May 21, 2006 Have a great summer, everyone (last episode of the season) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play


Season 18

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
379 September 10, 2006 no gag "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
380 September 17, 2006 no gag "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
381 September 24, 2006 no gag'(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
382 November 5, 2006 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
383 November 12, 2006 We are not all naked under our clothes "G.I. D'oh"
384 November 19, 2006 no gag "Moe'N'a Lisa"
385 November 26, 2006 no gag "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
386 December 10, 2006 no gag "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
387 December 17, 2006 Frankincense is not a monster "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2"
388 January 7, 2007 no gag "The Wife Aquatic"
389 January 28, 2007 no gag "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
390 February 11, 2007 no gag'(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") "Little Big Girl"
391 February 18, 2007 no gag "Springfield Up"
392 March 4, 2007 no gag "Yokel Chords"
393 March 11, 2007 no gag "Rome-old and Juli-eh"
394 March 25, 2007 Global Warming did not eat my homework "Homerazzi"
395 April 22, 2007 no gag "Marge Gamer"
396 April 29, 2007 no gag "The Boys of Bummer"
397 May 6, 2007 I will not look up how much teacher makes "Crook and Ladder"
398 May 13, 2007 Pearls are not oyster barf "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot"
399 May 20, 2007 no gag'(special 24-style opening) "24 Minutes"
400 May 20, 2007 no gag'(normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait") "You Kent Always Say What You Want"


Season 19

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
401 September 23, 2007 I will not wait 20 years to make another movie "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
402 September 30, 2007 The Wall Street Journal is better than ever "The Homer of Seville"
403 October 7, 2007 no gag "Midnight Towboy"
404 October 14, 2007 I am not a FDIC-insured bank. "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
405 November 4, 2007 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
406 November 11, 2007 There is no such thing as an iPoddy "Little Orphan Millie"
407 November 18, 2007 The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens "Husbands and Knives"
408 November 25, 2007 no gag "Funeral for a Fiend"
409 December 16, 2007 The capital of Montana is not "Hannah" "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
410 January 6, 2008 Teacher did not pay too much for her condo "E Pluribus Wiggum"
411 January 27, 2008 no gag "That 90's Show"
412 February 17, 2008 no gag "Love, Springfieldian Style"
413 March 2, 2008 The art teacher is fat, not pregnant "The Debarted"
414 March 9, 2008 no gag "Dial 'N' for Nerder"
415 March 30, 2008 no gag "Smoke On The Daughter"
416 April 13, 2008 no gag "Papa Don't Leech"
417 April 27, 2008 A persons a person, no mater how Ralph. "Apocalypse Cow"
418 May 4, 2008 no gag "Any Given Sundance"
419 May 11, 2008 This punishment is medivial. "Mona Leaves-a"
420 MAy 18, 2008 no gag "All About Lisa"


Season 20

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
421 September 28, 2008 no gag "Sex, Pies And Idiot Scrapes"
422 October 5, 2008 Teachers diet is working. "Lost Verizon"
423 October 19, 2008 There is no such month as Rocktober "Double, Double Boy In Trouble"
424 November 2, 2008 None "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
425 November 9, 2008 I did not see Teacher siphoning gas. "Dangerous Curves"
426 November 16, 2008 No gag "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
427 November 30, 2008 Prosperity is just around the corner. "Mypods and Boomsticks"
428 December 7, 2008 Jesus is not mad His birthday is on Christmas "The Burns and the Bees"
429 January 25, 2009 I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard " Lisa The Drama Queen"
430 Febuary 15, 2009

HDTV is Worth Every Cent (The episode was the first one in HD)

"Take My Life, Please"
431 March 1, 2009 "March Madness" is Not an Excuse for Missing School "How the Test Was Won"
432 March 8, 2009 "I will not have fun with educational toys." "No Loan Again, Naturally
433 MArch 15, 2009 No gag

"Gone Maggie Gone

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
442 September 27, 2009 "Homer the Whopper"
443 October 4, 2009 "Bart Gets a 'Z'"
444 October 11, 2009 "The Great Wife Hope"


The Simpsons Movie

# Airdate Gag Episode Name
1 July 27, 2007 I will not illegally download this movie The Simpsons Movie

The Simpsons

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