| Goodpizzas
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Goodpizzas is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires Mike Wegman to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark
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Hey, Mike Wegman, how is the sports book and pizza truck business?
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Homer J. Simpsons! The greatest mentor in the history of mentorhood!
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*sniff* I'm not cryin'. I got something in my eye. No, I'm lying. I'm just so moved to be mentored by the greatest man in the history of mentoring.
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You're making me blush.
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I gotta be honest with ya, Homer, things are not good. Online sports betting is killing my book. And for some reason, customers would rather buy an entire pizza instead of eight individual slices.
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What is wrong with the people these days.
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Don't worry, Mike. Homer J. Simpsons and tomacco are here to save the day!
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*sniff* I...I got something in my eye again. Nah, I'm lying again' cause I'm overwhelmed with love and hope right now.
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Is it too late to adopt you and get rid of my other kids?
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*crying* It's never too late, you giant magical mentor!
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Task: "Make Homer Brainstorm Business Solutions". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mike Wegman Lie About Getting Something Else in His Eye". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
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Deep-fried betting slips?
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Your bettors can literally eat their losses!
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What did I ever do to deserve such genius?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark
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They're crispy but the frying does make the betting slips unreadable.
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I'm sorry I've let you down, Mike.
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I don't accept apologies from Homer J. Simpsons 'cause he has never failed at anything in his life!
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*sniffs* Now I got something in MY eye.
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Task: "Make Mike Wegman Try to Drum Up Business". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Imagine He's as Awesome as Mike Thinks He Is". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark
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Hello, Michael. I'm here for my slice.
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Of my pizza pie? Or my profits? They both come with extra cheese.
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I just want my cut of your money, please.
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Tony, I don't have the money. I'm not going to insult you with excuses. I'm going to insult you by begging for mercy.
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Please don't break my legs!
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We don't break legs.
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*big sigh* What a relief.
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We start by breaking one arm.
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With intact legs, you can still drive, go to work, and get us our money.
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You thugs are a very considerate bunch. Thanks.
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Task: "Make Mike Wegman Beg For His Life". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Figure Out Modern Racket Sports". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
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I don't know how to beg for my life so maybe we could figure it out over a game of pickleball.
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What the hell is pickleball?
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I don't know either. I just thought mentioning pickles and balls might distract you.
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Game on.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark
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Kinda funny. Online sports betting and full-size pizzas have killed my business and now you're gonna kill me!
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Relax, Mike. We only kill horses and put 'em in your bed. But even that makes me yawn.
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So this time we're going to do something worse. We're gonna forgive you.
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NOOOOOO don't!—huh-wha?!
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If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Pity Mike Wegman". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mike Wegman Hate Being Pitied". The job takes place at Mike's Slices Pizza Truck or Mike Wegman Center and takes 4 hours.
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Online sports betting is a juggernaut.
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*on phone* I just parlayed the over/under on the Isotopes' game with the spread on the Atoms' game and the number of clichés the coach is going to drop in the postgame presser!
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You're betting online?
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It's irresistible, boss!
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I don't need your pity, Tony. I'm going to find a way to save my business and get you your money! *storms out*
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What's wrong with this picture?
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I forgot to tie him up, didn't I?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mike Wegman's exclamation mark
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If I'm going to save my business, I'll need the help of the one man in Springfield who is smarter than Homer J. Simpsons.
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Hush your mouth!
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*rings doorbell*
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Coming! I'm coming! Annnd... I'm here!
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Professor Frink, I need a science miracle to save my business from online gambling and jerks who buy whole pizzas.
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Hot slices with cheeses that pleases — hoy glayvin!
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EXACTLY! This man gets it.
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I've got just the thing!
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If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Show Off His Latest Invention". The job takes place at Frink's House, Frink's Lab, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mike Wegman Try the Pizzatronic Pizza Maker". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Eat Random Pizza Slices". The job takes place at Frink's House, Frink's Lab, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Wow! They're lined up for your pizza truck again, Mike!
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Frink is nuts, but his Pizzatronic is a hit.
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And now people can bet on the pizza toppings they're getting
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Pineapple and ham at 40 to 1? Oh, yeah!
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I parlayed that with a slice of sausage and anchovies! I won sixty bucks and a bucket of hot wings.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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