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Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

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Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Required characters: Wise Guys, Homer
Optional characters: Quimby, Costas Becker, Wiggum
Previous quest(s): The Made Men Who Made Us Pt. 5
The Cropfather Pt. 5
Law & Disorder Pt. 5
Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved Pt. 5

Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After completing all four questlines
Fat Tony - Happy See, Homer? There was nothin' to worry about.
Homer - Happy We never got thrown into jail, and that Costas Becker guy is off our backs. Life is good!
Marge - Annoyed Costas Becker? That's the guy you borrowed money from to go into the tomacco business!
Homer - Guilty Yes. No. Maybe?
Fat Tony - Grim *annoyed grumble*
Costas Becker - Singed And here I am! Not as dead as you wished me to be!
Homer - Guilty Hey, honey, how 'bout we go shopping for a new mattress RIGHT NOW!
Wiggum - Happy And I'll strap on my jetpack and fly away from danger!
Task: "Make Wise Guys Bribe Their Way Out of Prison" (x2). The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Happily Accept "Donations"". The job takes place at Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Go Mattress Shopping". The job takes place at Mattress King, Mattress King Warehouse, a Shop, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Costas Becker is owned: Task: "Make Costas Becker Surprise No One by Not Being Dead". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum "Enjoy" His Jetpack". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20