| The Crops of Wrath
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Crops of Wrath is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update. It requires The Cropfather to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on The Cropfather's exclamation mark
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Okay, happy yokels, let's keep growing that sweet tomacco, so we can keep that sweeter tomacco money rolling in!
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When do we get a taste of that sweet tomacco money?
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I thought you guys liked working for the tomacco scraps we leave in the field.
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We wuz until you mentioned "money".
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I should remind you who's in charge.
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I wish he twern't the only guy getting' the plutominium we need to make tomacco.
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Otherwise, we could just bury him in the field.
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Task: "Make The Cropfather Make Yokels Kiss the Ring". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Humor Homer". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Humor Homer". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Woo-eee! Look at that fancy plastic Radioactive Man ring.
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Yeah, I borrowed it from my son — wait, you guys know who Radioactive Man is?
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Sure we do. YOU is Radioactive Man!
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No...uh, I mean, yes! "To infinity and beyond" or whatever...
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That explains how he got all that plutominium.
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Woo-eee! Guess'm we best get back to work for "Light Buzz-kill" here then.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on The Cropfather's exclamation mark
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Demand for tomacco is going through the roof!
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What's a roof? We ain't got one of those.
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That means the Cropfather has more money and can start paying us for reals!
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Uh...that's not how business works.
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Shoot. E-co-nomiks is confusin'.
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Look, you need to work even harder. If you double your output I'll put a foosball table in the break room.
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We got a break room?
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It's that stump in the clearing out yonder.
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Woo-ee! Now the forest critters'll know we're all fancy-like!
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Task: "Make The Cropfather Demand More Crops". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Work Harder". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Work Harder". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Cropfather's exclamation mark
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Okay, I've sold the last of our last crop. I need more tomacco, pronto!
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We're out of your special plutominium fertilizer, so there ain't no more crops to crop.
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You may know bidness, but we know crop-growin', and we know how much crop a cropper can crop if'n a cropper can crop crop.
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What?
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Yeah, she lost me there, too.
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Just whip up more of that glowy, green stuff and we can keep growin'!
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A bushel and a peck of radioactive plutominium coming right up!
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Task: "Make The Cropfather Steal More Plutonium". The job takes place at Cooling Towers or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Relax With Some Moonshine". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Relax With Some Moonshine". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Lenny, where do we keep all the spent plutominium rods?
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You mean plutonium rods?
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Whatever. It's not nuclear science.
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Mr. Burns had Smithers hide them from the safety inspectors. They're under the children's daycare nap room.
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I don't want to disturb the kids' naps. But I need that plutominium!
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I got some old uranium under my desk you can have.
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Could you dust it off first and then I'll take it?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Cropfather's exclamation mark
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Okay, guys, I whipped up another batch of my special fertilizer.
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How come it aint glowin' the same color as usual?
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I couldn't get plutominium, so I had to go with uranium this time.
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Plutominium...uranianinium...all the same. Let's get back to growin' glowin' tomacco!
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Task: "Make The Cropfather Wash Uranium Off His Hands". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Get Back to Work". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Brandine is owned: Task: "Make Brandine Get Back to Work". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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GRRRRR!
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Uh-oh, that don't seem very tomacco-like.
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That plant has teeth!
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And yet most hill folks 'round here don't got any.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on The Cropfather's exclamation mark
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ROOOOOAAAR!
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Now it's using its teeth to eat people!
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Earn yur keep, "Cropfather". You gotta provide us "protection".
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I'd say we need it right now from that toothy plant thing.
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Fat Tony didn't say anything about fighting plant monsters!
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A fresh batch of moonshine will give ya some liquid courage.
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Couldn't hurt.
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Moonshine'll fix anything — skunk spray, wolf mange...
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I had a case of possum pinkeye... *drinks moonshine* Done almost gone!
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Task: "Make The Cropfather Fight Off Plant Monster". The job takes 4 hours.
If Cletus is owned: Task: "Make Cletus Fill Homer With Moonshine". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I did it! I beat a vegetable!
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I'm pretty sure the moonshine on yer breath just poisoned it to death.
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Better have more of that moonshine just in case.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the John Steinbeck novel The Grapes of Wrath.
