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Law & Disorder

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Law & Disorder
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Optional characters: Fat Tony, The Cropfather, Marge, Brockman, Lenora Carter, Wiggum, Rex Banner, Agent Bont, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Cletus, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Mike Wegman, Snitchy the Weasel, Lenora Carter
Previous quest(s): Everything Old Is Legal Again
Next quest(s): Zen and the Art of Relationship Maintenance

Law & Disorder is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between April 28, 2024 and May 15, 2024
Brockman TV - Grim Springfield's tomacco craze has grown into an epidemic as the singularly illegal product has fueled a resurgence of organized crime.
Brockman TV - Grim he mob is back and being led by the mysterious "Cropfather".
Brockman TV - Grim *hands shaking* Complete transparency...this journalist is hopped up on tomacco right now. You can't share the news unless you live the news!
Marge - Surprised Oh my, this Cropfather sounds really dangerous!
Homer - Sly Dangerously sexy?
Marge - Annoyed No! Just dangerous.
Homer - Nervous I gotta go to work, but let's keep working on the "sexy" part.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105).
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Continue to Rake In Tomacco Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Go to Work". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Wonder What's Going On". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Kent Brockman Buy More Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Brockman TV - Grim Where are the police during this tomacco scourge? Lounging at the local java joint, the Mug Shot.
Wiggum - Confused How does he know that?!
Lou - Annoyed Chief, you posted our whereabouts on Facelook.
Wiggum - Surprised Journalists use social media? I guess everything IS legal now!
Eddie Just not tomacco.
Wiggum - Abrupt This damn tomacco is stealing time from our luxuriating.
Lou - Sad Should I cancel your afternoon facial, mani-pedi, and hot rock massage?
Wiggum - Angry Don't you dare!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Mug Shot

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Wiggum - Annoyed Clues, Lou...we need clues. Easy ones.
Eddie All we know is that the guy behind the tomacco is called "the Cropfather".
Wiggum Cropfather, eh? Let's go back to the Mug Shot, have some day-old dollar donuts and figure this out. Let's jelly roll, boys!
Lenora Carter - Annoyed Not so fast, Chief! I'm special investigator Lenora Carter, with the FBI!
Wiggum - Confused You're investigating day-old donuts?
Lenora Carter - Annoyed Forget the donuts! We're trying to bust the Cropfather.
Wiggum - Surprised You're taking over my donuts...I mean investigation?
Lenora Carter - Happy I'm also taking over your office!
Wiggum - Surprised Good luck. My office chair is perfectly molded to my butt. It'll swallow you whole!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x85).
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Continue to Grow Tomacco". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Count the Money". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Take Over the Tomacco Investigation". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Relax in the Break Room". The job takes place at the Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Happy It's kind of fun having a no-show job.
Lenora Carter - Annoyed Think again! I'm putting you to work, Wiggum.
Wiggum - Proud I knew you'd eventually need my crime-fighting expertise.
Lenora Carter Once again think again. I need you to clean the earwax off all of these listening devices.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Wiggum Parade Balloon

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
The Cropfather - Happy "Falafels Baked Instantly"?! Baked falafels here I come!
Wiggum - Sad Don't bother. It's just a surveillance van for Lenora Carter and her FBI pals.
The Cropfather - Annoyed Oh... "F.B.I." I get it.
Wiggum - Annoyed They're looking for some criminal mastermind called "the Cropfather".
The Cropfather I have no idea who this Cropfather is. *giggles*
Wiggum - Confused Say, what's with the straw hat and fancy suit?
The Cropfather - Nervous I'm just getting back to my country roots. Roots grow underground which is where I'm... I gotta go!
Wiggum - Sad Take a pair of clean earphones with you and put in a good word with Lenora Carter for me. Maybe she'll give me a less yucky job.
Task: "Collect Badges" (x115).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Get in the Surveillance Van". The job takes place at Surveillance Van, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Walk Away Nonchalantly". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Surveil Obviously". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Laugh at the Fuzz". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Fat Tony - Happy "Falafels Baked Instantly". Who would fall for such a stupid FBI trick?
The Cropfather - Nervous Uh, definitely not The Cropfather!
Legs - Angry What's Chief Wiggum doing with them in that van?
Fat Tony - Grim Probably in charge of the surveillance.
Louie - Confused No, it looks like he's cleaning gunk offa walkie-talkies.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Twelve-Day Dry Cleaners

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Wiggum - Angry I'll show Lenora Carter I'm top cop in this town!
Wiggum - Surprised Fat Tony and Homer?!
Fat Tony Well, if it isn't the walkie-talkie washer.
Wiggum - Confused Is that a crate full of tomacco and a bag full of cash?
Fat Tony - Grim Play it cool, Homer.
The Cropfather - Nervous I'm not the Cropfather!
Wiggum I didn't ask about the Cropfather.
The Cropfather - Surprised That's my name, don't wear it out! I mean, NOT the Cropfather!
Wiggum - Surprised Wait a minute. I'm starting to suspect that YOU'RE the Cropfather!
Wiggum - Angry Hands up! You and Fat Tony are under arrest.
Lenora Carter - Annoyed Not so fast, Chief! Me and the FBI are in charge here!
Rex Banner Not so fast, Lenora Carter! Me and the Treasury Department are in charge here!
Agent Bont - Annoyed Not so fast, Rex Banner and Lenora Carter! Me and the secret agency I work for are in charge here!
Patty and Selma - Annoyed Not so fast, everybody! The DMV is in charge here!
Lenora Carter - Surprised What is the DMV doing here?
Selma - Annoyed Looking for whoever is working that baked falafel truck around the corner.
Patty - Angry We got some tomacco-fueled appetites!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x105).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Accidentally Corner the Cropfather". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Lenora Carter is owned: Task: "Make Lenora Carter Insist She's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Rex Banner is owned: Task: "Make Rex Banner Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Agent Bont is owned: Task: "Make Agent Bont Insist He's in Charge". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Escape". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Slip Out the Back". The job takes place at Cletus' Corn Field, Cletus's Farm, Cooling Towers, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Serious Uh, guys, the crooks got away while you were arguing about who's in charge.
Agent Bont - Surprised Why didn't you stop them?!
Wiggum - Annoyed We're just law enforcement. We're not in charge.
Rex Banner He's right, you know.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
FBI Agents

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Lenora Carter - Sad I can't believe my sting operation failed!
Rex Banner Face it, Lenora. You are a failure.
Wiggum - Happy She's not a complete failure. We still have the Mug Shot with their day-old dollar donuts.
Costas Becker Now is not the time for donuts.
Wiggum You're funny. It's always time for donuts.
Costas Becker - Grim I'm laser focused on the unfinished business.
Lou - Worried Chief, that's Costas Becker! The deadliest debt collector and the scariest dude who ever lived.
Wiggum - Annoyed Oh, yeah? He doesn't scare me.
Costas Becker - Angry Wiggum! I want everything you know about the Cropfather. NOW!
Wiggum - Surprised *screams* He's scary! Don't let him get me, Lou!
Task: "Collect Badges" (x145).
If Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Wiggum Give Becker Whatever He Wants". The job takes place at The Mug Shot, the Police Station, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Fat Tony is owned: Task: "Make Fat Tony Enjoy His Success". The job takes place at Businessman's Social Club, Fat Tony's Compound, a Visitable Home, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If The Cropfather is owned: Task: "Make The Cropfather Feel Like Someone Walked on His Grave". The job takes place at the Simpson House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Costas Becker

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Borrow Badges Homer, Bart, Lisa, Quimby, Wiggum, Fat Tony, Cletus 4h Police Station, Jails, Springfield Penitentiary, or Brown House Badge5, XP45
Polish Badges Lenora Carter, Mike Wegman, Uncle Zio, Dr. Dog, Snitchy the Weasel Surveillance Van, The Elegant Scoundrel, Mike Wegman Center, Springfield Sardi's, or Police Station Badge8, XP70

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the TV show Law & Order.