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Everything Old Is Legal Again

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Everything Old Is Legal Again
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: The Simpsanos
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Normal Springfielders (except Youngsters), Homer
Optional characters: Quimby, Blue-Haired Lawyer
Next quest(s): The Made Men Who Made Us Pt. 1
The Cropfather Pt. 1
Law & Disorder Pt. 1
Vengeance Is a Dish Best Microwaved Pt. 1

Everything Old Is Legal Again is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Simpsanos content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Homer - Proud I love ballot initiatives! And this year I'm all about the power of "yes". Yes to all!
Marge - Confused I'm not sure, Homer. Some of these initiatives are very troubling.
Quimby - Smug The important thing is they're all the ones I support, proving that wealthy and well-connected politicians rule!
Moe - Pleased We made it legal to break somebody's legs if they welch on a bet? Finally, I got something I want!
Blue-Haired Lawyer You all did. Legal or illegal, everything has passed.
Homer - WooHoo Woo-hoo! Voting "yes" works!
Blue-Haired Lawyer - Confused It worked if that's what you truly wanted.
Quimby - Angry As your newly re-elected mayor, I declare this ballot a success! Now get my constituents away from me for another four years.
Task: "Make Voters Legalize Basically Everything" (x5). The job takes place at the Town Hall, Visitable Home, or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Gloat About Legislative Win". The job takes place at Town Hall or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Explain What They've Done". The job takes place at Town Hall or Brown House and takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Make Homer Not Understand What He's Done". The job takes place at Town Hall or Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
Quimby - Annoyed All right, Mr. Smarty-Pants Lawyer, what have we done?
Blue-Haired Lawyer You've made everything legal.
Quimby - Angry I'm sure some things are still illegal.
Homer - Curious Like running pants-less through the streets?
Barney - Drunk Naked That was legalized two votes ago. WHEEEEE! I'm plastered and free!
Wiggum - Happy Thank goodness murder is still illegal.
Blue-Haired Lawyer Technically, no. There was a ballot initiative two election cycles ago to make it legal to kill someone.
Wiggum - Surprised That was for the police only! And only for good reason. Like someone nabbing the last donut right out from under me.
Blue-Haired Lawyer That's not how the law works, Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum Ugh. That's why cops hate following the law!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
If Fat Tony is not owned, the player will unlock him.