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The Simpsons: Tapped Out SciFi content update/Premium Gameplay
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Photo-Sensitive Deficiency
| After collecting from Control Building the first Flash and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Why do we need to bother with this pulse stuff? Can't we destroy the robots with camera flashes, like that time at Itchy & Scratchy Land?
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We could if anyone still had cameras. Unfortunately, cell phone flashes are too weak. The only damage you can do is by tweeting a rude selfie.
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Cameras, you say? Why, I happen to have one of those newfangled daguerreotype models. I used it not long ago to take a candid snap of William McKinley.
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Lovely. Now lure the robots to us, then hit them with a flash to wipe out the whole cluster.
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William McKinley would have loved this. This one's for you, Billy Mac!
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| Task: Use a Flash during SciFighter
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That sure made robo-murder a lot easier!
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But the antique flash unit was only good for a single use. We need a new flash before we can do it again.
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| System Message
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Have 5 Flashes on the house!
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Quest reward: 5 Flashes,  100 and  10
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Population Control
Population Control Pt. 1
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
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I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
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Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
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Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.
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Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Task: Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Task: Make Burns Feel the Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Population Control Pt. 2
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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So tell me more about the future, old timer.
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Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
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Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
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The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
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Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
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Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
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By terminating Homer Simpson!
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Excellent.
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Task: Make Burns Terminate Homer (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Population Control Pt. 3
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
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You killed him?!
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Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
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Then why is there blood?
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He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.
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Task: Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Task: Make Burns Concur (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Population Control Pt. 4
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
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Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
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...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
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I'll do that!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank (8h, Moe's Tavern)
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I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
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People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
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I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Population Control Pt. 5
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
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He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
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Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
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Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
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I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
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Oh, okay. Go about your business.
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Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
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Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
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I don't think it is.
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It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?
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Task: Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer (8h, Homer)
Task: Make Burns Clarify Definitions (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Population Control Pt. 6
| After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
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We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
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You really murdered him this time?
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Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
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Then why is there blood?
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It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
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Task: Make Homer Do a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Giant Robot
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Dad? Or one of you Alternate Dads? Why does that giant robot have a jackal head?
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It would seem that in this alternate universe, the ancient Egyptians maintained their dominance in world affairs.
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They built their own robot gods, and now all must kneel before them! Hail mighty Anubis Bots! Mwahahaha!
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Uhhh... thanks for the insight?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Robot Salvage License
| After completing Across The Multiverse:
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The Robot Salvage License is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Robots in a friend's town!
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| After purchasing the Robot Salvage License
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Congratulations on purchasing the Robot Salvage License! You'll now get extra rewards for tapping Robots in a friend's town!
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Grime and Punishment
After placing Forgotten Grave:
Quest reward: Frank Grimes
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey Grimey, why the grave?
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I don't remember. I can only assume it's a sick joke at my expense. Well, I don't see anyone laughing!
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Apparently you weren't looking at me.
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Task: Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Graveyard Shift
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Wait, you're just going to leave the PolyVac running?
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Sure, whatever.
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It's an ultra-powerful device capable of ripping holes in the fabric of spacetime!
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I'm not that good with off buttons.
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Fine! I'll handle it!
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Heheh, good old Grimey. I bet he even turns off the water when he's done showering.
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| Task: Make Frank Grimes Turn Off the PolyVac (8h, PolyVac)
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Has anyone seen Grimey?
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He's dead, Homer. Electrocuted by a faulty off button.
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The floor was wet because someone left the safety shower running.
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Probably me. I was in there last month.
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Ironically, they buried old Frank in that very same grave he brought to town for some reason.
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Heheh. Good old Grimey.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Matter of Density
A Matter of Density Pt. 1
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
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I need to use the bathroom.
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That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
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Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
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Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
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Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.
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| Task: Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet (30s, Super Collider)
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Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
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Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
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Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!
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| Quest reward: Black Hole, 100 and 10
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A Matter of Density Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
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Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
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Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
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What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!
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Task: Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino (4h, Black Hole)
On job start:
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That poor fool! What has he done?!
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Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!
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| On job end:
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Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
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Half is just the right amount.
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Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
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They look normal to me.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Matter of Density Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
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Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
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Get it?
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Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!
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Task: Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss (4h, Black Hole, Carl)
On job start:
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You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
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Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
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No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
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Never!
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| On job end:
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All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
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It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
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Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
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But... but...
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*sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Rockstar Maggie Gil Offer
After the user logs in on August 23rd and tapping on Gil's  Springfield Hyperstadium mark:
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Okay, Gil. Stay calm. You transcended the boundaries of space and time to find this deal.
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Hello citizens of Springfield.
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Oh great! Now I'm being bombarded by ads from other dimensions!
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Just hear me out! Because your own little baby, Maggie, is back from the future, where... get this... she's no longer a baby!
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Then what the hell is she?
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She grew up to be every parents dream! A grungy, hard-living rock star!
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Woo-hoo!
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| Offer accepted:
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Ka-ching! Maybe next time I'm in town you can get Ol' Gil some free tickets.
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Sure! I can do that. As long as you stay away forever.
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| Offer declined:
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Aw, how could you turn your back on your family like that? I'm like a brother to you, aren't I?
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A long lost, dirty, thirsty brother.
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Dial M for Maggie
Dial M for Maggie Pt. 1
| After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
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Wait, don't say anything! You look familiar! You're famous, right? Ooh! Can I have your autograph?
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*signs autograph*
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"Maggie Simpson." Hey, I HAVE heard of you! Don't tell me... you were one of the Spice Girls, right?
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I said don't tell me!
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Task: Make Homer Authenticate Rockstar Maggie's Autograph (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Not Get a Word In (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dial M for Maggie Pt. 2
| After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
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Hey Marge! There's a new rock star in town named Maggie Simpson! And she has the same name as our baby, What's-Her-Name!
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Homer, that's Maggie from the future! She came back in time to do a big benefit concert for veterans of the robot war.
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Wow, my own daughter, a rock star? I can't wait to hear her voice for the first time as she says, "Here's your cut of the ticket sales, Dad."
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Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Plug a Cable Into Her Head (8h, PolyVac)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dial M for Maggie Pt. 3
| After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Maggie, I'm done talking. You can speak now.
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MAGGIE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO SPEAK. DOWNLOADING VOCAL ENHANCEMENT SOFTWARE.
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Neat! She's downloading files via electro-cortical implant. Whatever that means.
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Aw, it's like a pacifier that goes directly into her brain.
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Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Download Vocal Enhancements (4h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dial M for Maggie Pt. 4
| After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
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VOCAL ENHANCEMENT DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
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Ready for your big concert now, sweetie pie?
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Homer, shush! She doesn't want to strain her voice right before a show! Don't make her talk!
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Sorry, Maggie. I just wanted to hear your voice! I'm so proud of you for succeeding where I failed, at being a long-haired rock star.
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Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Conserve Her Voice (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Try to Grow Out His Hair (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dial M for Maggie Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Wow, I can't believe my own daughter is about to rock the Hyperstadium! I've never been so proud, or even at all proud, of one of my kids before.
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Dad, we're sitting right next to you. And I've gotten straight A's on my report card every semester.
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Quiet, Lisa. Long live rock!
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That's strange. I can't hear her voice.
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Me neither! I see her lips moving, but I don't hear a thing.
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She sounds great to me!
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Me too! Her voice is ethereal!
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Don't you guys get it? She downloaded a vocal enhancement so she could sing in a pitch too high for adults to hear. Rock on, sister!
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So I still never heard my baby speak.
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... ...!
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I heard that!
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Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rock the Hyperstadium (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Task: Make Youngsters Rock Out [x3] (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Task: Make Homer Strain to Hear (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
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Rockstar Maggie can now perform at the Open Air Stage.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dial M for Maggie Pt. 6
| After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
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You put on a great show, Maggie. The veterans of the robot war appreciate it. And I'm proud of you.
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And it's okay that we can't hear you. We know you had to upgrade your voice to reach your biggest fans.
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I love you, Mom and Dad.
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I didn't catch that. Could you hear her, Homer?
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No. But I could read her lips, loud and clear.
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...Something about us all going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. Woo-hoo!
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Task: Make Homer Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Purple Reign
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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As usual, Earth has only one hope...
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Rockstars! Maggie, rage against the machines!
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| Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rage Against the Machines (4h, PolyVac)
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Continue Sending Maggie to Rage Against the Machines to earn more Prize Track Currency!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Place Holo-Bench
| After placing Holo-Bench:
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Is your bench safe to sit on?
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Oh, yes, absolutely. It uses a series of finely-tuned magnets to...
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Ow! I fell right through it!
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That's not my bench.
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Elysium Project
After placing Elysium Project:
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Cross the Firmament (10h, Elysium Project)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Future-Proofed Home
| After placing Future-Proofed Home:
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Task: Make Carl Drink Future-Proofed Liquor (7h, Future-Proofed Home)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon
Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1
| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
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Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
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Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
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But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
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That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
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Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
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Task: Make LadyBot While Away the Years (8h, Frink's Lab)
On job start:
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I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
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What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
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*sigh*
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Aggggggh! Help!
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Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
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You did say one "haw".
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That's worse than none at all!
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I need somewhere to hide!
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Task: Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies (8h, Frink's Lab)
On job start:
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Aggggggh!
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Aggggggh!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3
| After tapping on Frink's Lab's exclamation mark:
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Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
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I think so. Are you a real girl?
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No.
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In that case I screamed for nothing.
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Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
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I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
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Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
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You've got a deal!
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Task: Make Milhouse Free LadyBot (8h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4
| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
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Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
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How did you know my name?
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I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
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Task: Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World (4h)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5
| After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
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Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
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The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more... and cats, so many cats.
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Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
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And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
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*sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
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I will bend this world to my will!
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Task: Make LadyBot Threaten the World (8h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
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Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
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What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
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Uh... Sorry.
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I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
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That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
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You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
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I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
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I will destroy you all!
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Again, in a financial sense.
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And thanks for showing me around.
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| Task: Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially (24h, Java Server)
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LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!
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Rocket to Your Doom
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Herschel Krustofsky! You copied our spacecraft design for your theme park ride!
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What, me? I didn't design that rickety junk heap! I just cash the checks!
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Nevertheless, someone must be punished for appropriating our intellectual property. We choose you!
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Why me?!
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From your mighty green horns, we conclude that you are the Alpha human!
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As punishment, you must ride your own horribly boring yet horribly dangerous ride!
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Nooooooo!
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Task: Make Krusty Stare Doom in the Face (10h, Rocket to Your Doom)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lampwicked
Lampwicked Pt. 1
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark:
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Just what the doctor ordered! A fully loaded house that's good until the 28th century.
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Don't you already live in a Mansion? Made of solid gold?
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The golden shine is hard on the eyes. Plus, that solid gold bed makes my old park bench feel like a waterbed by comparison.
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Well this place has everything... thirty terabit WiFi, VR headsets on every toilet, walk-in dishwasher...
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I have no idea what you're talking about. As long as it has a soft chair and a vacuum tube TV, I'm set!
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Task: Make Lampwick Try to Watch TV (8h, Home Of Tomorrow)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Lampwicked Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark:
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I don't know how to change the channels on my new TV. Where's the rabbit ears? Where's the UHF dial?
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Rabbit ears? UHF? Dial? What do those have to do with television?
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That's how you receive the broadcast!
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Broadcast? Must be some old fashioned thing. Let me show you how to stream content.
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Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Stream Content (8h, Home of Tomorrow)
Task: Make Lampwick Watch TV (8h, Home of Tomorrow)
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This OLED TV has higher resolution than real life!
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And in color, too. I thought that gimmick woulda worn off by now.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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