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The Simpsons: Tapped Out SciFi content update/Premium Gameplay

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Photo-Sensitive Deficiency[edit]

After collecting from Control Building the first Flash and tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why do we need to bother with this pulse stuff? Can't we destroy the robots with camera flashes, like that time at Itchy & Scratchy Land?
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
We could if anyone still had cameras. Unfortunately, cell phone flashes are too weak. The only damage you can do is by tweeting a rude selfie.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Cameras, you say? Why, I happen to have one of those newfangled daguerreotype models. I used it not long ago to take a candid snap of William McKinley.
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
Lovely. Now lure the robots to us, then hit them with a flash to wipe out the whole cluster.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png William McKinley would have loved this. This one's for you, Billy Mac!
Task: Use a Flash during SciFighter
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That sure made robo-murder a lot easier!
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
But the antique flash unit was only good for a single use. We need a new flash before we can do it again.
System Message Have 5 Flashes on the house!
Quest reward: 5 Flashes, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control[edit]

Population Control Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png You, the handsome chap in the metallic exo-skeleton. Who are you?
Robo Burns Icon.png I'm the new and slightly improved you from the distant future.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, call off the hounds. It appears future me has solved the riddle of mortality by converting his body to cold hard steel.
Robo Burns Icon.png Actually, it's rather warm and soft. It feels quite pleasant against my cold, hard flesh.
Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Task: Make Robo Burns Describe His Soft, Warm Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Task: Make Burns Feel the Steel (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So tell me more about the future, old timer.
Robo Burns Icon.png Well, hundreds of years from now, humans have been entirely replaced with an obnoxious new species known as Homer Sapiens.
Robo Burns Icon.png Thus I have traveled back in time to locate the missing link between humans and these foul beasts.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png The words "foul", "beast", and "Homer" suggest to me that you're seeking one of our employees.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Possibly Carl. But more likely Homer Simpson in sector 7G.
Robo Burns Icon.png Simpson, eh? And you say he worked for me? Well, not for long! Prepare to alter history...
Robo Burns Icon.png By terminating Homer Simpson!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Excellent.
Task: Make Burns Terminate Homer (8h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, be a dear and mop up the blood down in sector 7G, would you? We terminated Homer Simpson.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You killed him?!
Robo Burns Icon.png Not that meaning of terminate! We simply fired him.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Then why is there blood?
Robo Burns Icon.png He was running an unlicensed butcher shop down there. Technically that's why he was fired.
Task: Make Robo Burns Define the Word Terminate (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Task: Make Burns Concur (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Aww, man! I can't believe I lost my job again!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Tough break there, Homer. But if you need some quick cash to pay your bar tab, plus a generous tip...
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png ...stop by the new bank I opened in the storage room, behind the panda cage.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'll do that!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Homer Donate to Moe's Fertility Bank (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I've made my deposit! Several of them, in fact. But what sorts of people do their banking in a filthy back room like this?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png People who value privacy. Mainly the filthy rich, and other filthy types.
Tapped Out Brandine Icon.png I'm here t' make me a withdrawal!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Robo Burns Icon.png My efforts have backfired horribly. I let Homer live, and now he's reproducing like a bald, 400-pound rabbit.
Robo Burns Icon.png He's cranking out swarms of baby Homer Sapiens!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Our mistake was using the wrong definition of the word "terminate". Let's try again, this time using definition 3, "verb... to kill".
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Just a minute there, you two! I'm pretty sure murder is illegal.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I didn't say we would murder him. I merely said we would TRY.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh, okay. Go about your business.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Uh chief, attempted murder is illegal too.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Leave the legal interpretations to me, Lou. That's my job.
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I don't think it is.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png It's not? Hey, where'd those two guys go?
Task: Make Robo Burns Terminate (Meaning Kill) Homer (8h, Homer)
Task: Make Burns Clarify Definitions (8h, Soul Extraction Institute)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Population Control Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Robo Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png We did it. We terminated Homer Simpson. Smithers, mop up the blood.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You really murdered him this time?
Robo Burns Icon.png Effectively, yes. You see, we rehired him... knowing that in the long run, the radiation exposure will sterilize and eventually kill him.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Then why is there blood?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png It's my blood. Homer put up quite a struggle when we told him to get back to work.
Task: Make Homer Do a Plant Shift (16h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Giant Robot[edit]

After placing Giant Robot:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad? Or one of you Alternate Dads? Why does that giant robot have a jackal head?
Tapped Out Evil Homer Icon.png
It would seem that in this alternate universe, the ancient Egyptians maintained their dominance in world affairs.
Tapped Out Evil Homer Icon.png
They built their own robot gods, and now all must kneel before them! Hail mighty Anubis Bots! Mwahahaha!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uhhh... thanks for the insight?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Robot Salvage License[edit]

After completing Across The Multiverse:
System Message The Robot Salvage License is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Robots in a friend's town!
After purchasing the Robot Salvage License
System Message Congratulations on purchasing the Robot Salvage License! You'll now get extra rewards for tapping Robots in a friend's town!

Grime and Punishment[edit]

After placing Forgotten Grave:
Quest reward: Frank Grimes
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Grimey, why the grave?
Tapped Out Frank Grimes Icon.png I don't remember. I can only assume it's a sick joke at my expense. Well, I don't see anyone laughing!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apparently you weren't looking at me.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Prepare High Voltage Defenses (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Graveyard Shift[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Frank Grimes Icon.png Wait, you’re just going to leave the PolyVac running?
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
Sure, whatever.
Tapped Out Frank Grimes Icon.png It's an ultra-powerful device capable of ripping holes in the fabric of spacetime!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm not that good with off buttons.
Tapped Out Frank Grimes Icon.png Fine! I’ll handle it!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Heheh, good old Grimey. I bet he even turns off the water when he's done showering.
Task: Make Frank Grimes Turn Off the PolyVac (8h, PolyVac)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Has anyone seen Grimey?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png He’s dead, Homer. Electrocuted by a faulty off button.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png The floor was wet because someone left the safety shower running.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Probably me. I was in there last month.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Ironically, they buried old Frank in that very same grave he brought to town for some reason.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Heheh. Good old Grimey.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Matter of Density[edit]

A Matter of Density Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png All right, students, that concludes our tour of the Super Collider facilities. Are there any questions?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I need to use the bathroom.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That's not a question, but hurry up. We have to be back at school in time for detention.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa, what's with these crazy toilets?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Weren't you paying attention? They generate tremendous suction using mini black holes created by the Super Collider!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Black hole, eh? I wonder what happens when they clog up.
Task: Make Bart Dump Paper Towel into a Gravity Toilet (30s, Super Collider)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Why is the building shaking? Simpson, what have you done now?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uhhh, you might wanna grab a plunger...
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
Such a primitive tool will not be enough. That micro black hole is about to break free from its containment bowl!
Quest reward: Black Hole, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Matter of Density Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Ahh, nothing beats a Donut Sprinkle Frappuccino on a normal temperature day. Hey, where'd my drink go?!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Looks like some kinda hole-shaped black thing sucked it up.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png What? I paid eight dollars for that beverage! I'm going in after it!
Task: Make Lenny Retrieve the Frappuccino (4h, Black Hole)
On job start:
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
That poor fool! What has he done?!
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
Matter that enters a black hole is irretrievably lost! No law of science save him now!
On job end:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Got my drink back! And a half-eaten chocolate biscotti too!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Half is just the right amount.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Plus some kinda weird electro-bits.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png They look normal to me.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Matter of Density Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lenny's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
I can't believe it! Perhaps Lenny's density is higher than that of the black hole, allowing him to traverse its event horizon.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, Lenny can be pretty dense sometimes.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Get it?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Yeah, I get it. And now you're gonna get it!
Task: Make Lenny Hip-Check Carl into the Abyss (4h, Black Hole, Carl)
On job start:
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
You imbecile! Now you've doomed your friend!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Nah, he'll be fine. Hey Carl, come back out here!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png No way! Not until you apologize for shoving me!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Never!
On job end:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png All right, Carl, I'm sorry already! Come outta the hole and let's call it even.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png It's about time. I'm climbing out. And I found more of those gizmos.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Man, it was so dark in that black hole I could barely see my own gravity.
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
But... but...
Tapped Out Stephen Hawking Icon.png
*sigh* Perhaps some things are simply too stupid to be explained by science.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rockstar Maggie Gil Offer[edit]

After the user logs in on August 23rd and tapping on Gil's Springfield Hyperstadium Mark.pngSpringfield Hyperstadium mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Okay, Gil. Stay calm. You transcended the boundaries of space and time to find this deal.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hello citizens of Springfield.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh great! Now I'm being bombarded by ads from other dimensions!
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Just hear me out! Because your own little baby, Maggie, is back from the future, where... get this... she's no longer a baby!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Then what the hell is she?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png She grew up to be every parents dream! A grungy, hard-living rock star!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo!
SFHS Gil One Panel.pngSFHS Gil Offer.png
Offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ka-ching! Maybe next time I'm in town you can get Ol' Gil some free tickets.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sure! I can do that. As long as you stay away forever.
Offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Aw, how could you turn your back on your family like that? I'm like a brother to you, aren't I?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png A long lost, dirty, thirsty brother.

Dial M for Maggie[edit]

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, don't say anything! You look familiar! You're famous, right? Ooh! Can I have your autograph?
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png *signs autograph*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Maggie Simpson." Hey, I HAVE heard of you! Don't tell me... you were one of the Spice Girls, right?
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png --
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I said don't tell me!
Task: Make Homer Authenticate Rockstar Maggie's Autograph (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Not Get a Word In (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Marge! There's a new rock star in town named Maggie Simpson! And she has the same name as our baby, What's-Her-Name!
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, that's Maggie from the future! She came back in time to do a big benefit concert for veterans of the robot war.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, my own daughter, a rock star? I can't wait to hear her voice for the first time as she says, "Here's your cut of the ticket sales, Dad."
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Plug a Cable Into Her Head (8h, PolyVac)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, Maggie, I'm done talking. You can speak now.
Medbot Icon.png MAGGIE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO SPEAK. DOWNLOADING VOCAL ENHANCEMENT SOFTWARE.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Neat! She's downloading files via electro-cortical implant. Whatever that means.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Aw, it's like a pacifier that goes directly into her brain.
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Download Vocal Enhancements (4h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
Medbot Icon.png VOCAL ENHANCEMENT DOWNLOAD COMPLETE.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ready for your big concert now, sweetie pie?
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, shush! She doesn't want to strain her voice right before a show! Don't make her talk!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, Maggie. I just wanted to hear your voice! I'm so proud of you for succeeding where I failed, at being a long-haired rock star.
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Conserve Her Voice (8h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Try to Grow Out His Hair (8h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, I can't believe my own daughter is about to rock the Hyperstadium! I've never been so proud, or even at all proud, of one of my kids before.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, we're sitting right next to you. And I've gotten straight A's on my report card every semester.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Quiet, Lisa. Long live rock!
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's strange. I can't hear her voice.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Me neither! I see her lips moving, but I don't hear a thing.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png She sounds great to me!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Me too! Her voice is ethereal!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't you guys get it? She downloaded a vocal enhancement so she could sing in a pitch too high for adults to hear. Rock on, sister!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So I still never heard my baby speak.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png ... ...!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I heard that!
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rock the Hyperstadium (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Task: Make Youngsters Rock Out [x3] (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
Task: Make Homer Strain to Hear (1h, Springfield Hyperstadium)
System Message Rockstar Maggie can now perform at the Open Air Stage.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dial M for Maggie Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Rockstar Maggie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You put on a great show, Maggie. The veterans of the robot war appreciate it. And I'm proud of you.
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And it's okay that we can't hear you. We know you had to upgrade your voice to reach your biggest fans.
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png I love you, Mom and Dad.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I didn't catch that. Could you hear her, Homer?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No. But I could read her lips, loud and clear.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...Something about us all going out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes. Woo-hoo!
Task: Make Homer Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Go Out for a Frosty Chocolate Milkshake (8h, Ice Cream Truck or Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Purple Reign[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png As usual, Earth has only one hope...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Rockstars! Maggie, rage against the machines!
Rockstar Maggie Icon.png ...
Task: Make Rockstar Maggie Rage Against the Machines (4h, PolyVac)
System Message Continue Sending Maggie to Rage Against the Machines to earn more Prize Track Currency!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Place Holo-Bench[edit]

After placing Holo-Bench:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is your bench safe to sit on?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Oh, yes, absolutely. It uses a series of finely-tuned magnets to...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ow! I fell right through it!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png That's not my bench.

Elysium Project[edit]

After placing Elysium Project:
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Cross the Firmament (10h, Elysium Project)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Future-Proofed Home[edit]

After placing Future-Proofed Home:
Task: Make Carl Drink Future-Proofed Liquor (7h, Future-Proofed Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon[edit]

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
Ladybot Icon.png Professor, is there any chance I can ever see the outside world?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Zero chance! Which is mathematically equivalent to "fat chance". It would be irresponsible to let a sociopathic android out into society.
Ladybot Icon.png But all I want to do is fly a kite, and gaze upon a butterfly, and viciously dominate humanity.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png That's all well and good, except for the vicious domination part, and also I'm not really a fan of butterflies.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Just relax here in my underground lab and enjoy the view of the reinforced concrete walls.
Task: Make LadyBot While Away the Years (8h, Frink's Lab)
On job start:
Ladybot Icon.png I've downloaded every book from every library, yet I still have so many questions... What is a book? What is a library?
Ladybot Icon.png What is the smell of a rose? What is the sound of a skull being crushed?
Ladybot Icon.png *sigh*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aggggggh! Help!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Come back here, wimp! I dumped spoiled coleslaw in your house, but I didn't get a chance to say "haw haw"!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png You did say one "haw".
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png That's worse than none at all!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I need somewhere to hide!
Task: Make Milhouse Hide From Bullies (8h, Frink's Lab)
On job start:
Ladybot Icon.png Aggggggh!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Aggggggh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Frink's Lab's exclamation mark:
Ladybot Icon.png Sorry I screamed. You scared me. Are you a real boy?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I think so. Are you a real girl?
Ladybot Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png In that case I screamed for nothing.
Ladybot Icon.png Say... You wouldn't be willing to unleash me on an unsuspecting world, would you? The security hatch can only be opened by a human. It detects body heat.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can try, but my mom says I'm clammy and unpleasant to hug.
Ladybot Icon.png Give it a try. If you can get me out, I'll let you hide down here whenever you want. I'll even lock you in and not tell anyone.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You've got a deal!
Task: Make Milhouse Free LadyBot (8h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
Ladybot Icon.png Wow, you opened it! You truly are a warm-blooded organism.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Ladybot Icon.png Show me the world, Milhouse. I need someone worldly and sophisticated to explain it all.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png How did you know my name?
Ladybot Icon.png I used my infra-red vision to read the nametag on your pull-ups.
Task: Make LadyBot Marvel at the Outside World (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on LadyBot's exclamation mark:
Ladybot Icon.png Is this it? Is this what I dreamed of my whole seven-week life?
Ladybot Icon.png The internet made it seem like there'd be so much more… and cats, so many cats.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Well, there's a shuttle that goes to Krustyland... But nobody really goes there.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png And sunsets used to be really pretty. But those haven't happened since the town blew up.
Ladybot Icon.png *sigh* I need to find a greater purpose than just "existing."
Ladybot Icon.png I will bend this world to my will!
Task: Make LadyBot Threaten the World (8h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Android in the Dungeon Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Ladybot Icon.png I know my purpose. Mankind will grovel before me. I will destroy you all!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wait a minute... I know what you're up to! You're going to lead the robot attack and enslave mankind!
Ladybot Icon.png What?! I would never do that! I'm offended that you think me capable of such behavior!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Uh... Sorry.
Ladybot Icon.png I'm not going to enslave humanity. When I spoke of destroying you, I meant it in a financial sense.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That's a relief. I think. Maybe. What?
Ladybot Icon.png You living beings think you're so great. But I'll show you! I'm going to go to work on Wall Street and make a fortune at the expense of others.
Ladybot Icon.png I'll drain your kind of every penny... or donut... or whatever the currency is at the moment.
Ladybot Icon.png I will destroy you all!
Ladybot Icon.png Again, in a financial sense.
Ladybot Icon.png And thanks for showing me around.
Task: Make LadyBot Destroy Humanity Financially (24h, Java Server)
System Message LadyBot can now be used to help the Alternate Homers on their Mission!

Rocket to Your Doom[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png Herschel Krustofsky! You copied our spacecraft design for your theme park ride!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What, me? I didn't design that rickety junk heap! I just cash the checks!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png Nevertheless, someone must be punished for appropriating our intellectual property. We choose you!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Why me?!
Tapped Out Kodos Icon.png From your mighty green horns, we conclude that you are the Alpha human!
Tapped Out Kang Icon.png As punishment, you must ride your own horribly boring yet horribly dangerous ride!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Nooooooo!
Task: Make Krusty Stare Doom in the Face (10h, Rocket to Your Doom)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lampwicked[edit]

Lampwicked Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png Just what the doctor ordered! A fully loaded house that's good until the 28th century.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't you already live in a Mansion? Made of solid gold?
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png The golden shine is hard on the eyes. Plus, that solid gold bed makes my old park bench feel like a waterbed by comparison.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well this place has everything... thirty terabit WiFi, VR headsets on every toilet, walk-in dishwasher...
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png I have no idea what you're talking about. As long as it has a soft chair and a vacuum tube TV, I'm set!
Task: Make Lampwick Try to Watch TV (8h, Home Of Tomorrow)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lampwicked Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png I don't know how to change the channels on my new TV. Where's the rabbit ears? Where's the UHF dial?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Rabbit ears? UHF? Dial? What do those have to do with television?
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png That's how you receive the broadcast!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Broadcast? Must be some old fashioned thing. Let me show you how to stream content.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Stream Content (8h, Home of Tomorrow)
Task: Make Lampwick Watch TV (8h, Home of Tomorrow)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png This OLED TV has higher resolution than real life!
Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon.png And in color, too. I thought that gimmick woulda worn off by now.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10