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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 45 content update
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The Level 45 content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released on September 17, 2014.
Level Up Message
The level-up message is said by Lugash:
Level Up Message
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Characters
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Character
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Unlock message
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Notes
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Artie Ziff
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Unlocked with Ziff Corp Sign.
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Uter
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300px
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Unlocked with The Hungry Hun.
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Buildings
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Name
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Cost
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Build time
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Task
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Notes
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ZiffCorp Office Building
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1,016,000
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24h / 12
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Indoor Tennis Courts
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258,000
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24h / 12
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The Hungry Hun
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160
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Unlocks Uter.
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Fortress of Choclitude
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10,000,000
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3 days
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Is an aspirational building.
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Decorations
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Name
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Cost
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Notes
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ZiffCorp Sign
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412,500
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Unlocks Artie Ziff.
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BBQ Pig
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60
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Gameplay
The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1
After tapping on Patty's exclamation mark
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Why the frown, Selma?
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This better be because we were ousted from the MacGyver Fan Club for indecency, and not man problems again!
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My boyfriend got an electrolarynx and now says he's too good for me.
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For God's sake, Selma – there're plenty of handsome men in the sea.
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Desperate, lonely, ugly, handsome men.
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Look at the facts, Patty. We're past 44 and still alone.
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Even my green card marriage fell apart – how am I supposed to compete with Haiti?
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I have a feeling 45 will take us to a whole new level.
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And that level is rock bottom, with hunks like Artie Ziff.
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You mean the guy who's crazy about Marge?
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A desperation only a loving sister can take advantage of.
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 1" which is to "Build ZiffCorp Sign".
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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Oh no... Artie!
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Don't take this the wrong way...
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...but you're the last person I ever wanted to see again.
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If I had a nickel every time someone said that to me, I'd still be rich!
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But don't worry your corn cob shaped head, I'm just here for a helping hand...
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...in marriage?
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Kidding!
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Just a helping hand. No funny business...
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...unless you like a man who's funny.
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Kidding again!
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Just the help.
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Maybe I can help you.
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Homer! Really?
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It's so rare to help someone worse off than me.
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I'm always the bottom left of New York Magazine's Approval Matrix.
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Every week!
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I humbly accept your offer of help, Homer. You clearly are the bigger man.
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I offer you help and you insult my weight. How dare you!
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He means that as a compliment, Dad.
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In that case, let's do the manliest thing I know -
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Destroy our livers!
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 2" which is to "Make Homer Drink at Moe's", "Make Moe Serve Drinks", and "Make Artie Have a Glass of Soy Milk at Moe's" It takes 8 hours.
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Now that you have some Liquid Courage, and I've had some alcohol, let's find you a date!
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First, you'll need a wingman, one who is both uglier than you and less attractive.
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Lucky for us, we have Moe.
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I know it, but it still hurts.
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What exactly does being a wingman entail?
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For starters, I can help you collect intel on the prey...
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...I mean victim...
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...I mean woman...
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...I mean object.
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Then you can use that information to manipulate her!
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And all this time I've been foolishly selling personal information to the government, when I could have been using it to get dates?
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 3" which is to "Make Moe Spy on Midge" and "Make Artie Spy on Everyone" It takes 12 hours.
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 4
After tapping on Artie Ziff's exclamation mark
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Marge, it is my professional opinion as an amateur opinion giver that everything wrong in your life is because of that sub-human drunk Homer Simpson!
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My husband offered to help you and this is how you repay him?
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This is new Springfield!
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It's a vast multi-dimensional universe where the currency is trans-fat based. Everything's changing!
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Give me a chance, Marge, and I can vastly improve your quality of life!
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Ok Artie, what do you propose?
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Margery Bouvier! I thought you'd never ask!
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 4" which is to "Make Artie Propose to Marge" It takes 24 hours.
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Artie, no means no.
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I wish you would respect me when I say that.
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Sometimes the most respectful thing you can do is ignore a woman's wishes and tell her what she really wants.
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You're looking at the new Artie! One that looks, talks, and acts like the old one.
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If you think you're a better man, Artie, don't prove it to me – prove it to yourself!
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 5
The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 6
After tapping on Artie Ziff's exclamation mark
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Moe, I came to you first with an exciting business opportunity.
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The last time I fell for that line I bought an Indian graveyard.
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Err, I mean, an empty plot of land.
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You said you would honor our spirit, Moe.
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And you believed me, Chief Gullible Panther.
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Moe, you've proven yourself a man with loose morals and that's exactly who I want to be in business with.
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Buy some shares of ZiffCorp and don't ask too many questions, and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
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I don't know – I've got some pretty wild dreams.
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In one, I got wheels for feet.
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 6" which is to "Make Springfielders Invest in ZiffCorp (x10)" It takes 4 hours.
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Hey, Carl, do you think we made a mistake investing our life savings into this stock?
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No, Artie said he was coming to us first. And we can trust him -- he was wearing a suit.
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The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 7
The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 8
The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 9
After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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...Insider trading, cooking the books, dangerously undercooked books, unauthorized exchanges, laundering money through numerous child-focused investment magazines.
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I don't know if there's a white collar crime you haven't committed, Mr. Ziff.
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White collar crimes are the good ones, right?
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Mr. Ziff, these are very serious accusations!
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A lot of people, including myself, have been financially crippled because of you! You've ruined lives!
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I don't suppose this ‘Get Out of Jail Free' card I have in my wallet is game transferrable?
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Jail? I don't think that's necessary. It's not like you shoplifted or were found with a minuscule amount of drugs.
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House arrest will do. And if you don't have a house, the court will appoint one for you.
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As for your failing business that ruined the community, its market cap just qualifies as too big to fail.
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I hereby order the town to bail out ZiffCorp and build it a fancy office building.
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Case dismissed!
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The player receives "The Way I Wish We Was Pt. 9" which is to "Build ZiffCorp Office Building".
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So ZiffCorp is back and will be publicly traded.
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But I'll never be fooled by a man in a fancy suit again.
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Hey! Nice suit, Carl, so are you thinking of buying back in?
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Are you crazy? I lost over three hundred thousand dollars!
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Then I'm buying back in!
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What?! Why?
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I said I wasn't going to listen to a man in a suit and you're a man in a suit.
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Thanks for the not advice, Carl.
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Burning the Midnight Oil
You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Welcome back, Uter!
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So much has changed since you've been gone. Mostly the locations of things and that our currency is donuts now.
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Donuts? Sweet sugary donuts?
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You can't eat them. They're legal tender.
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Well, semi-legal -- legal tender is usually transferable.
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Then I will have to forgo donuts, and eat a healthy breakfast instead.
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The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Uter Enjoy Candy for Breakfast" It takes 8 hours.
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Oh no, ze first day of school and my lederhosen are filthy!
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What else can I wear? Pants WITHOUT suspenders?
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The children will make fun of me for sure.
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Perhaps I can make a fresh pair out of ze curtains, just like ze Von Trapps!
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Oh no – these curtains are filthy too! Back to Plan Acht!
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The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Uter Wash Lederhosen" It takes 1 hour.
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
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Hello, Uter. Or as they say in your country -- Hallo, Uter.
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I honestly thought Springfield being destroyed would make you want to go back home.
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No no, I must attend your American school system to get grade A American education, Principal Skinner!
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Well, the Department of Education actually gave our grade A American education a D minus.
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But no “learning” today, Uter.
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While in Europe you might learn on Saturdays, and give wine to babies, here in America Saturdays are strictly for non-learning.
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I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the school gym.
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I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!
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Then come on in, Uter – your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in.
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The player receives "You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 3" which is to "Make Uter Attend Sci-Fi Convention". It takes 4 hours.
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Wraps of Khan and Chocolate Cookies Of The Fried Kind - this is paradise!
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Uter, you old so and so! I haven't seen you in ages.
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We're way past-due on your last wedgie appointment.
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I'm going to have to do a full bully overhaul – wedgie, swirlie, noogie, maybe even a swonkie.
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If I move my next Haw-Haw appointment, I should be able to squeeze you in...
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...to a locker.
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Please, no! Don't make me run, I am full of chocolate!
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The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 4" which is to "Make Uter Run While Full of Chocolate" . It takes 24 hours.
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Out of the vay!
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My nurples must not become purple!
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These conventions are a great place to find social misfits with genius-level IQs for my superweapon project.
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Plus pick up some more slammers for my Pog collection.
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Get back here, nerd!
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Of course, I also usually nab some hired muscle in the process.
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That kid would be a great candidate for my Henchboys to Henchmen program.
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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If I run another step, I will yodel!
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When I get my hands on you, you're getting a beating American-style!
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Oversized portions and no apologies!
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I need a place to hide. A place that is safe, secure...
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...and, hopefully, full of candy.
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The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 5" which is to "Make Uter Hide in the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 8 hours.
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I believe your bully has gone, young customer. But feel free to continue to eat our imported chocolate...
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...imported from the Shelbyville Discount Candy Emporium.
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Thank you for your hospitality – I shall never nougat it!
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Haha, candy humor. Auf Wiedersehen!
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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I don't feel well. It could be a cramp from all that exercise.
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Or perhaps it was that candy-less candy apple I ate earlier. Nature lies about its candy!
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Perhaps I should meet with herr doktor...
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The player receives " You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 6" which is to "Make Uter Visit the Doctor". It takes 12 hours.
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Do you know what is wrong with me, herr doktor?
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Oh I'm no hair doctor, although I do like to take care of my locks. Heh-Heh-Heh.
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Uter, you have what I call the Rocky of diabetes – types one through seven.
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But you also don't have any American health care, so on your way.
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You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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Maybe I should take the advice of my cousins Hansel and Gretel and round out my diet.
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A steady regiment of breadcrumbs and houses!
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Strange, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
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The player receives "You Got Your Schokolade in My Erdnussbutter Pt. 7" which is to "Make Uter Have Second Breakfast". It takes 12 hours.
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The Magic Schoolbus
After tapping on Uter's exclamation mark
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I cannot wait to see all my school friends again.
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I am sure they will be happy to see me again, too.
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The player receives "The Magic Schoolbus" which is to "Make Uter Sit Alone on the Bus". It takes 4 hours.
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Whoa, little dude, I didn't even notice you sitting there.
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You've been sitting on me for half an hour.
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I thought you were a bean bag chair. I guess I solved the mystery of the screaming bean bag chair.
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Oh wise bus driver, I feel so alone. My only friends are the ones I eat.
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Whoa, dude, never eat your friends. If they're anything like Dave, they'll get super mad.
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The Rule of Two Pt. 1
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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Ah, look at that big kid chase that pudgy kid. What a beautiful time in a young monster's life.
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Come back here, nerd!
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When I catch you, I'm going to give you an Indian burn so bad you'll open a casino.
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*sigh* Really takes you back. Reminds me of when I made Henry Kissinger pee his pants in pre-school.
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I think he was picking up his daughter.
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The player receives "The Rule of Two Pt. 1" which is to "Make Nelson Shake Down Nerds" and "Make Hank Scorpio Reminisce". It takes 12 hours.
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The Rule of Two Pt. 2
After tapping on Hank Scorpio's exclamation mark
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Excuse me, Mister Muntz. Have you ever considered a career as a goon, a thug, or a hoodlum?
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Those were the exact careers listed on my career aptitude test.
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And US Senator.
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The world needs leaders, Nelson.
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And those leaders need faceless ruffians behind them to help stomp out the competition.
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What you need to do is create a program that you can organize in your own megalomaniacal image.
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You had me at megalomaniacal image.
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So the very end?
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I'm a slow learner.
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The player receives "The Rule of Two Pt. 2" which is to "Make Nelson Organize Bullying" and "Make Hank Scorpio Oversee Bullying Program". It takes 8 hours.
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The Advanced Muntz Organization of Bullying, or A MOB, thanks you for your donation, doofus.
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Please enjoy these complimentary return address stickers that I've punched into your stomach.
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*ooof* I feel better having donated to a deserving cause.
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Look at the little scamp go, punching stomachs and administering wedgies like a future Fortune 500 owner.
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What is this thing I'm feeling? Pride?...
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...No, it's gas. Shouldn't have eaten that gas station sushi.
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Other changed made
- Madame Chao's has been reverted back to normal size.
- Rex Banner has been moved from Regular Characters to Premium Characters. His default earnings are premium now.
- O'Flanagan's Pub, Singing Sirloin, Madame Chao's, the Up Up and Buffet!, and the Sham Rock Cafe are now part of the Eatery building group.
- The sound played when one taps on The Happy Sumo has changed.
- Akira’s unlock sound was changed from the Homer "Hey you, does anyone know who that is?" to the premium unlock sound "Ooh, a premium character".
- Homer can "Tap Away His Thoughts" now in any skin rather than just his normal costume. Similarly, Lisa can "Go For Shakes" in any skin. Both of these tasks are temporary jobs from the Level 44 quests.
- In the quest "A Deep Bonsai Of Relief Pt. 4", it will now show the Bonsai message “Make Akira Plant, Prune and Re-pot to get more Bonsai!" when one is assigned the task to build 3 Bonsai.
- Shary Bobbins was moved again from Helpful Guest Stars to More Oddballs.
- Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. was removed from Regular Characters, so they will not be assignable to group tasks.
- Bart, Lisa and Milhouse can now "Go To School" in any skin rather than just their regular one. Uter also gets the "Go To School" job, but not marked premium.
- Moe's task to "Spy on Midge" now requires an unoccupied shrub.
- Database and Akira can now "Attend the Recital Under Threat of Death" from the quest "Prince and The Premise Pt. 11".
- An extra level was added to the building base multipliers. Levels 37 & 38 stayed the same at 1.3 times the building base rate, Level 39 stayed at 1.4 times, Level 40 is the same at 1.6 times, Level 41 is the same at 2.0 times, and Level 42 is the same at 3.0 times. Level 43 dropped from 4.0 times the base rate to 3.0 times, and both Level 44 and 45 are at 4.0 times the base rate.
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