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Bass Pro Flop
Bass Pro Flop Pt. 1
After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
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After a lifetime of playing bass, I wish I could teach young people what I know.
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Why don't you make some internet videos on how to play? I hear that's pretty rewarding.
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Great idea! No more sitting around this bar day after day blowing money on beer.
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I have got to stop giving advice.
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Task: Make Freddy Freeman Make An Instructional Video (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Moe Regret His Decisions (3h, Moe's Tavern)
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Okay, I've shot a video of me performing bass just like in the old days. But the hardest part still remains…
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Getting out of my leather show pants.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Bass Pro Flop Pt. 2
After tapping on Freddy Freeman's exclamation mark:
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I'm putting my bass lesson video online. Then, watch the money from the ads on my video channel roll in.
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That's great. Because you owe a hefty bar tab.
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Freddy Freeman always pays his bills.
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Unfortunately, that's only my stage name. My real name is Irving Plotznokl.
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And Irving Plotznokl is a serious welcher.
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Task: Make Freddy Freeman Teach Bass Lessons Online (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus) Task: Make Bass Enthusiasts Watch Freddy's Stream (1h, Simpson House, Homer)
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Wait. My online video lesson only got one view?! But I already drank a victory beer! It was free, on the house!
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I have GOT to start making better decisions.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Bass Pro Flop Pt. 3
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Moe, I quit doing online bass lessons. Turns out my passion for teaching is only trumped by my love of doing nothing.
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Yeah, well, you still owe me money.
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Tell you what. I'll give a street performance, and any tips I make I'll give to you. Just give me some cash to start my tip jar.
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Sure, here's twenty bucks.
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Twenty bucks?! Ha ha! So long sucker!
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Task: Make Freddy Freeman Walk da Bass (8h)
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Make Moe Curse His Gullibility (12h, Moe's Tavern
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Chasing Imaginary Dragons
Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 1
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
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Freddy, your money troubles are over. We are going back on the road.
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You know what they say about your sixth farewell tour…
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That we should stop calling them farewell tours.
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No, that after you rent the tour bus five times, the sixth time is free.
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Task: Make Shredder Stevens Work on a Set List (2h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
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Hello, Capital City Bus Rental?
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I've got five holes punched in my “Bus Club” card…
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 2
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
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Okay, boys, I've got our set list ready. First, our two mini-hits from the 80's…
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Then the songs from our 90's comeback album that nobody bought…
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Then a half-hour guitar solo so the fans have a chance to go to the bathroom.
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Finally, “Hoping for a Dream”, the only song they actually want to hear.
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Now all I need is some masking tape to tape our set list to the floor.
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Task: Make Shredder Stevens Buy Masking Tape (1h, Sungazer Tour Bus)
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So, going on tour again, Mr. Stevens?
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I'll get started on illegal knock-off tour T-shirts right away.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 3
After tapping on Shredder Stevens' exclamation mark:
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All right, boys, the bus is ready. Peter, you're driving the first leg. No texting while driving!
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Shredder, we don't want to go on tour. My son's in a play and I don't want to miss its opening.
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And I've been home-brewing a keg of beer and I don't want to miss ITS opening...
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You're kidding, right? Our lovable mop-top kidding thing? *gasp* You're not kidding. I feel faint…
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Task: Make Shredder Stevens Mainline Electrolytes (8h)
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I am so high on electrolytes one more ion would kill me.
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Now to get my idiot bandmates on board with the tour.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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It Happened One Event
It Happened One Event Pt. 1
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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Bleeding Gums Murphy! I thought you were dead.
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Oh, I am. But I have been sent down from Heaven to help the people of Springfield.
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What took you so long?
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Musician problems. You think it's hard to kick booze down here? You should try some of the gin they distill in Heaven. Mm-mm!
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Now come on, let's get musically reacquainted. Pull out your sax!
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Sax with Lisa (4h, Simpson House, Lisa)
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You learned some mean licks in Heaven.
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The inventor of the saxophone is there, Adolphe Sax himself!
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Though he won't be there long if he keeps trying to teach the angel Gabriel the proper way to blow a horn.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It Happened One Event Pt. 2
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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So, you see Lisa, I've been sent from Heaven to help lonely and sad souls on Earth.
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I told the bosses in Heaven I could save those souls by blowing a sweet sax solo in their ears.
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And the bosses bought that?
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They're a little confused up there about the contemporary music scene.
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And I didn't try to un-confuse them.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Play Jazz (4h)
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Okay, Lisa, let's get some waffles. A lotta waffles. That's the one they can't get right up there.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It Happened One Event Pt. 3
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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Dad, look! Bleeding Gums Murphy has come back to Earth from Heaven.
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Oh Lisa, you and your invisible friends.
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I'm not invisible. Anyone can see me. I'm standing right in front of you.
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Invisible friends…
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Not only am I not invisible, I can eat pork chops. And I smell some doozies cooking.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Invite Himself to Dinner (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Simpsons Fight Bleeding Gums for Pork Chops [x3] (4h, Simpson House)
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Lisa, do something. Your ghost is eating us out of house and home.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It Happened One Event Pt. 4
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, I've been neglecting my mission, to help lonely souls on Earth.
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Can you think of anyone who needs my help?
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Well, I often feel sorry for Milhouse.
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Milhouse! I'm a spirit from Heaven, not a miracle worker! Let's keep pitching.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Think About His Mission (2h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Help Bleeding Gums Murphy [x3] (1h, Simpson House) On job start:
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Boy, this town has so many lost souls I don't know where to start.
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I'm a bluesman. I thought I couldn't get more depressed. I was wrong!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It Happened One Event Pt. 5
After tapping on Bleeding Gums Murphy's exclamation mark:
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You know, Bleeding Gums, I'm sometimes a little lonely and sad. But hearing you play has restored my faith in the universe.
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So, I think you've already completed your mission on Earth.
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Lisa, that's wonderful. Plus, now I can collect my Heavenly reward.
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Wings?
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Wings?! What would I want with those? Nah, I'm talking Fabergé eggs. Oh, how I love ‘em.
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Task: Make Bleeding Gums Murphy Hoard Fabergé Eggs (8h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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I'd Like to be Flaming, Please
I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 1
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Okay, fellas… this flashy new sign is bound to suck in all kinds of cash-splashing musicians.
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You going to provide bottle service?
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Yeah. They cause me any trouble, I'm going to smash a bottle and “service” up their pretty faces.
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Task: Make Moe Clean Up the Joint (2h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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I'd Like to be Flaming, Please Pt. 2
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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The bar looks fine. Now, for the final step to success – get social media-ed about by a hipster.
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I got you covered: “Moe's tavern is dark, squalid, and frightening to women."
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"It's a retro experience you won't want to miss.”
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Are rats retro? ‘Cause I got a lot of those.
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Task: Make Moe Serve Flaming Cocktails (4h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Musicians Drink at Flaming Moe's [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin'
Time Trippin' Pt. 1
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Principal Skinner, sir? I've decided to quit being a bus driver.
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I want to pursue my dream of being a rock legend.
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Sorry to lose you, Otto.
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Not because you're in any way a good bus driver.
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Because everyone else refuses to sit in that bus with those kids.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Practice Guitar (1h, School Bus) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 2
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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Excuse me, but you have been standing outside my shop playing air guitar for quite a while now.
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It's the only kind of guitar I'm any good at. I want to be the world's greatest shredder but I suck.
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Maybe the Gods of Rock will help me, if I offer them a flaming sacrifice.
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No! Wait! Flaming sacrifices at the Kwik-E-Mart are for customers only!
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Set Fire to His Guitar (8h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Apu Search for Working Fire Extinguisher (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
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Oh, these fire extinguishers we sell at the Kwik-E-Mart are worthless!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 3
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Otto my son, the Gods of Rock have heard your prayer, and sent me down from Heaven to help.
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You don't really look like a rocker.
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Yeah, I'm more of a bluesman. But I once filled in for Clarence Clemons.
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So, you're here to help me achieve my dream of being a great rocker?
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No, I'm one of those angels that come to Earth to convince you that your dreams are stupid.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Get Advice From A Dead Sax Player (4h, School Bus)
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You see, Otto, even the Rock Gods can't make someone as untalented as you into a rock legend.
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But don't feel bad that you're not cut out to get baked and play guitar.
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It's just as important to get baked and drive a school bus.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 4
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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So my dream of rock superstardom is done. Good to know your limitations, I guess.
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But couldn't I have one moment of glory on stage?
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Sure, why not? Eat this manna from the Rock Gods, and for one day you will be a great shredder.
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Manna? Looks like weed.
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No, no, no. Although it does work best if you smoke it.
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Task: Make Rockin' Otto Rock Out Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Time Trippin' Pt. 5
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Principal Skinner, turns out I'm never going to be a guitar hero. Can I have my old job back?
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You never lost it. We assumed that stuff about you wanting to become a rock star was just some bad trip.
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Good to have you back working with children!
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Huh. Maybe I hallucinated the whole thing. Including that sax man from heaven.
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Maybe I can be a rock star after all.
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No, no, I'm real. I mean, a real ghost. I mean, a worldy avatar of an ethereal concept. I mean… eh, I'm gonna go smoke some manna.
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Task: Make Otto Be Confused About Reality (8h, Springfield Elementary) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Get Ready to Rock And/Or Roll
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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They say rock and roll never forgets.
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Well, now you will neither. ‘Cause that neon sign shines straight into your bedroom window.
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Task: Tap the Rock Neon Sign Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spotlight Haven
After unlocking Spotlight Dance Bot:
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Observe! It is the dancing spotlight robot.
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Right on. The party has entered the dwelling's interior.
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*happy beep*
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Go on guys, dance “The Robot”.
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Why would you assume I only know that dance? Offensive! Offensive! Offensive!
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Task: Tap Spotlight Dance Bot Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit
Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1
After building Quitters:
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Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club.
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The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss -- they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell!
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Helen, that's not investing, that's just gambling. And you're all addicted.
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You should try a rehab program at Quitters.
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I've been there fifteen times. I'm addicted to the place!
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Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes [x3] (3h, Quitters)
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Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling.
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I've got to put some money into a company -- it's a goldmine!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2
After completing Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1:
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Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions.
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It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling.
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Who's got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to!
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Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets [x5] (3h, Quitters)
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Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again.
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She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music
The Sound of No Music Pt. 1
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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Mm, Springfield. Take it in. All this music in the air, it just makes me want to sing about it.
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Hold that tongue! Do you have a permit to sing in public?
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I need a permit to sing?
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It's the only way this town can make money. You need to buy a permit to do anything.
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Including apply for a permit.
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Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Apply for a Singing Permit (4h, Town Hall) Task: Make Wiggum Puzzle Over a Permit Paradox (4h, Town Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 2
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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I haven't faced such an intrusive situation since my cavity search days at New Bedlam Insane Asylum.
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You know what? I think New Bedlam will be the first place I sing.
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*singing* STRAIT, STRAIT, STRAIT JACKET FUN.
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*singing* BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY MEDICATIONS…
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Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to New Beldam Residents (4h, New Bedlam Rest Home)
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Kicked me out of Bedlam Insane Hospital.
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Just because I musically pumped up loonies.
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Hey, forget loonies. Come to my bar and cheer up losers.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 3
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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I've got the perfect song for your bar, Moe.
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*singing* THIS PLACE IS BAD, BAD, BAD, YA KNOW IT.
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*singing* OH YEAH, WE KNOW IT!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern (Note: Requires Level 5 during the event) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Perform a Duet With Moe (1h, Moe's Tavern, Moe) Task: Make Barflies Drink Until They Can't Hear [x3] (4h, Moe's Tavern)
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That was great. Even the rats are looking less angry.
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Now please leave. Smiling really hurts my face.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 4
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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Chief Wiggum, can I cheer up your prison inmates with some music?
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You sure? These people are the worst of the worst.
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They spend their days pumping iron and watching “Real Housewives” episodes.
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*singing* PRISON JEANS DO NOT LOOK LOVELY.
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*singing* THEY GOT THE STRIPES, THE STRIPES THAT SAY I AM THE MAN.
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*singing* WHO STOLE YOUR CAMPER VAN.
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Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to Inmates (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Task: Make Criminals Try Harder to Escape [x3] (4h, Springfield Penitentiary) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Sound of No Music Pt. 5
After tapping on Leon Kompowsky's exclamation mark:
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This town is hard to cheer up with music.
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This town is hard to do anything with. Just make yourself happy.
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Oh, that's easy. I like singing birthday songs.
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Can it be your birthday?
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For you, sure.
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Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing A Birthday Song (2h, Simpson House)
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Thanks for the birthday song, Leon. Never change.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins
L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming.
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Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that?
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Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising.
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Nothing says “Doomsday” like someone screaming it at you!
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse.
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Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns.
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Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences.
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From my buddies and our guns.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda (8h, Classified Records) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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I don't get it. People still aren't prepping for the apocalypse.
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Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn't “Paul”.
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Maybe they're just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue…
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That's it! I'll bombard them with terror from the sky.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings (4h, Classified Records) Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Are you the nutjob lookin' for people to hide in your underground bunker?
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I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.
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Sign me up. I run a bar, so I'm used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes.
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Hm. Let's see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly.
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Tough choice, no question.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options (3h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5
After tapping on L.T. Smash's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Krusty, I'd like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers.
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Hey, hey! You're a big fan of my restaurant?
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Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely.
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And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells.
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How'd you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write.
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Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers (8h, Classified Records)
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Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers.
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Bring ‘em out back! I need something to line my flower beds.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Club Grub
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again.
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I'm not singing you to sleep.
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Sleep? No, man. I'm hitting the club!
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I'll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing.
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Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me!
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Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club (2h, Snub Club) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praiseland Promotion
After tapping on Gil's Praiseland mark:
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Hey pal, I hear you like second-tier music festivals!
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Ol' Gil is selling a Christian theme park called Praiseland, complete with Christian-Rock headliner Rachel Jordan.
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Now, I couldn't sell a single ticket to Praiseland, but I'm a known terrible salesman.
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Can I sell it to you?
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On offer accepted:
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Gee thanks! I guess the big man upstairs was looking out for me after all.
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And by that I mean the tattooed fella at the shelter in the bunk above mine.
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He said I'd be getting what's coming to me today. I can't wait to head back and tell him!
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On offer denied:
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That puts Ol' Gil in a really tough spot. My free first month at the storage lot is almost up.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to burn Joan of Arc at the stake again for warmth tonight?
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Praisin' Liaison
Praisin' Liaison Pt. 1
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us!
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Yay!
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Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor.
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Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die.
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I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha!
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House (8h, Flanders House)
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Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 2
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice.
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I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy.
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Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing.
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Help me fix my hair.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair (1h)
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I've got my hair and my tenor.
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Now all I need is a bass backup singer.
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Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 3
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song.
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Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here.
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And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper.
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Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together.
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Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned (4h, Flanders House, Ned)
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That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned.
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I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you.
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That's fair. More than fair.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 4
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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I brought two of Springfield's most different people together.
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I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it.
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Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs.
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song (3h, Flanders House)
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The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield.
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You can perform it at my bar.
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No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it.
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Really? Guess I'll never understand artists.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 5
After tapping on Rachel Jordan's exclamation mark:
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Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people.
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The “Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship".
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That's nice. Except why does “Ned” come before “Moe”? Why not “Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship”?
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“Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship” is much better.
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I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum!
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Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song (3h, Flanders House)
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Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo.
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Too bad. I just learned my part.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Building Walls For God
After placing Praiseland Gate:
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With Praiseland back in town, I can finally work on some expansions I've been thinking about. The Parted Sea Wave Pool, the Hall of Animatronic Judases, the Twelve Plagues Tiki Room...
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But first I need to build some walls, to keep the faith in and the Episcopalians out.
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Even Joshua won't be able to blow these walls down.
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Oops, that's the sin of pride. After I build the wall, I'm going to spend two hours in the Temple of Scourging.
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Task: Build a Wall at Praiseland Gate Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P.
Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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A lot of musicians have money problems.
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They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
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But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
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I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security (8h)
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And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
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By bustin' some rhymes!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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If you money's all been spent…
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How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
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That's why my rule of thumb is:
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Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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If you've listened and you've learned…
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Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
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*mic drop*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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I like my rings and my blings…
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And the crib that I am livin' in.
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I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
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But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
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Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards (2h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
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Living interest-free is the only way to be.
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*mic drop*
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
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But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
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So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
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Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
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Man, what more do I have to say?
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion) Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty (4h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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I don't bother saving money for when I'm old.
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I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
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You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
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You know, you are really helpful.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5
After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark:
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Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas…
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Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa.
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They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'.
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You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine.
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Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans (8h, Alcatraaaz's Mansion)
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Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
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Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
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Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
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Also good.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Riding the Waves
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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What is that and why is it pointed at my bedroom?
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That's my new bass speaker.
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It sounds best when it echoes off your house.
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Nooooo!
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And also when it's accompanied by your screaming.
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Task: Tap Blasting Bass Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Golden Parachute
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Aww, monkey butts! It's contract renewal time again.
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I better figure out a fallback in case the studio notices I'm spending all my production budget on booze.
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I need a gig where I can show up wearing nothing but clown shoes and a vomit-stained T-shirt.
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Task: Make Krusty Audition for Voiceover Work (4h, Gold Records on Walls Studio) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Jazz It Up!
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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What an honor! Jazzy Goodtime's wants us to play their brunch gig!
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Yeah. Because they can't afford to hire real musicians.
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I'm playing for the love of jazz.
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I'm playing because they said I could finish off any half-drunk mimosas.
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What, it's vitamin C?
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Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Bart Play Jazz for Brunch (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Task: Make Springfielders Eat Brunch With a Side of Jazz [x5] (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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