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Revision as of 15:57, October 17, 2018
Curse Craze
Curse Craze Pt. 1
After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:
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Tee hee hee! I’ve boiled ten thousand newts and my revenge potion is finally complete!
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You’re not still mad about my dad eating your gingerbread house?
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No, in the end that was for the best. I was spending a fortune every year re-icing the roof.
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So, who are you going to curse?
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You know, what with all the newt boiling, I kind of forgot.
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But I will not let a good revenge potion go to waste!
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Task: Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Curse Craze Pt. 2
After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:
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I can’t just go around cursing everybody in sight.
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That’s against the Witches’ Code. People won’t take me seriously.
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Tee hee hee hee hee.
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But there’s one person everyone agrees deserves cursing.
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Cell phone customer service representatives.
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Task: Make Witch Make Long Distance Curses (8h)
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What do you mean, “Unlimited Data” doesn’t actually mean unlimited data?!
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May your toes be chewed on by blind squirrels!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Curse Craze Pt. 3
After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:
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I used up all my revenge potion, and I can’t face another five years of boiling newt tongues. Now what do I do with my life?
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Well, you’re used to wicked things. Have you thought about teaching fourth grade?
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Or how about selling enchanted charms and crafts?
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Well, my nephew’s always saying I should get into e-commerce. By which I assume he means evil commerce.
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All commerce is evil.
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Task: Make Witch Set Up E-Shop (8h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Curse Craze Pt. 4
After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:
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I should have opened an e-store long ago. I love it!
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Would you like to see the comments and reviews?
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I have a comment section? Wonderful! I love reading what I can only assume will be my adoring customers!
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These aren’t positive at all!
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Time to start boiling up a revenge potion again.
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Task: Make Witch Respond to Customer Complaints (8h, Brown House) On job start:
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Did you bury the amulet with the hairs of your enemy like the instructions said?
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Of course you can’t use your enemy’s cat’s fur. I curse you with face warts!
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On job end:
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Making people happy isn't my area of expertise.
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Maybe you should hire some cell phone customer service representatives.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Curse Craze Pt. 5
After tapping on Witch's exclamation mark:
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I hate running a business! Taxes, inventory, customer service.
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I miss the simple joys of flying around on a broom and baking fat kids in the oven.
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How did I end up in this pickle?
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Well, this is America, so the rule is, blame someone else for your problems, and then curse the heck out of them.
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Task: Make Witch Curse Indiscriminately (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Property Bother
Property Bother Pt. 1
After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark:
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Ah, finally. Home, sweet home.
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Long hard day of dodging pitchforks.
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Time to sit down, relax, put feet up by fire.
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Me hate fire!
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Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Unwind at Home (1h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Property Bother Pt. 2
After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark:
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Grr, what is dripping on my head?
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Roof leaking. Me put fixing it on Monster-Do list five mob-chases ago.
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This house is mess. Roof leak. Floor squeak.
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Microwave not work. Makes my bolts get hot.
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Time for a home remodel!
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Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Plan Home Renovations (4h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Property Bother Pt. 3
After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark:
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Look at these plans for new dream home!
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I love it! Hurry and hire the contractors.
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Me already do it. Me excellent negotiator.
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Me tell them, they do good job or me crush their trucks.
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Now to call them and say “get started”…on this tiny cellphone.
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Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Make Phone Calls (4h) On job start:
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Grr, cell phone too small for my fingers.
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Where Dr. Frankenstein get my fingers from? A yeti? Grr.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Property Bother Pt. 4
After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark:
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Stupid contractor. Home remodel still not finished.
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Me call him today, he on vacation in Hawaii with our money.
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He not so bad. Me think he kind of cute.
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Me remodel house me-self! How hard can it be?
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Me already a construction project.
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Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Use Power Tools (8h, Monster's Castle)
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Maybe this harder than me thought.
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Don’t feel bad. You take break.
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Okay. Me go downtown and scare children. That make me feel better.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Property Bother Pt. 5
After tapping on Frankenstein's Monster's exclamation mark:
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Me did it!
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You fixed up house! It look wonderful.
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Me cut off and reattach arm three time but feel proud of self.
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Let’s invite best friends over for housewarming party. You tell Werewolf, I’ll call the mob.
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Task: Make Frankenstein's Monster Admire His Work (8h, Monster's Castle) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons
Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 1
After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark:
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Must spruce up our garden. Plant shrubs and flowers.
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Yes, me like to stare at flowers in childlike wonder.
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Me always said, I have green thumb.
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Me too! Doctor F. not sew it on good, and now it have gangrene.
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Task: Make Julienstein Make New Friends While Gardening (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House)
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Your garden looks so lovely. Petunias, begonias, all the great -ias.
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Thanks! Me just hope my husband doesn’t dig it up looking for lost neck-bolts.
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Men!
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And monsters. You like come in for some iced tea?
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I’d be delighted!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 2
After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark:
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Come in, sit down, Marge. Sorry place is such a mess.
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Me husband got scared by lightning last night and go on panicked rampage.
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Mine too!
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Your home is very… distinctive.
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Our furniture is like my body: put together from junk found in the garbage.
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Well, what you need to do is update your décor! And the best way to start any project is shopping.
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Task: Make Julienstein Shop for Modern Decor (8h, Shops) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 3
After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark:
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As long as me sprucing up me house, maybe it time to update me hairdo.
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You should too, Marge.
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Why? Are blue beehives not trendy any more? How’d I miss that?
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Sorry, that come out wrong.
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Sometimes me don’t know when to stop talking. One half of me brain came from a parrot.
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Task: Make Julienstein Update Hairdo (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 4
After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark:
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Hi Honey. Notice anything different?
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Yes, our cable is out. Me can’t watch Sports Center.
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Husband not even notice my hair!
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Me have changed my garden, my decor, my hair...is it time to change my husband?
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Task: Make Julienstein Consider a Trial Separation (8h, Monster's Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Keeping Up with the Simpsons Pt. 5
After tapping on Julienstein's exclamation mark:
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Husband, you big lummox! You not even notice my new hair.
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It not me fault I’m insensitive. I was made this way!
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Oh sure, any time you screw up, blame it on Dr. Frankenstein.
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Let me make it up to you. We go scare villagers for two hours, then come home and play neck-bolt nookie.
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You always know right thing to bellow.
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Task: Make Julienstein Forgive Her Monstrous Husband (4h, Monster's Castle or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Spooky Gorge
Spooky Gorge Pt. 1
After building Spooky Gorge:
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All right you teenagers, move along. None of your making out overlooking the Spooky Gorge.
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It’s weird. We know the gorge is messy and dangerous, but there’s something about it that keeps attracting us.
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It’s like the gulch version of teenage sex. I’m Shauna.
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Well, just stay clear of the edge, okay? You kids don’t have my cat-like balance.
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Task: Make Wiggum Fall Into Spooky Gorge (4h, Spooky Gorge) On job start:
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My cat-like balance has deserted me! Aaaaaahh.
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He fell in the Spooky Gorge. Should we tell the police.
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He *is* the police. So technically they already know.
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Then let’s make out.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Spooky Gorge Pt. 2
After completing Spooky Gorge Pt. 1:
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Chief Wiggum’s journal. I have been trapped in this Spooky Gorge for days.
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The only thing I’ve had to eat are these bright red berries, which I’ve been washing down with my own urine.
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I found a creek of fresh water yesterday, but I’d gotten used to pee flavor.
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If anyone finds this, tell Sarah I love her, and tell Ralphie that noses are for breathing, not picking.
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Task: Make Wiggum Continue to Lose His Mind (4h, Spooky Gorge)
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Oh my God! Chief, we finally found you.
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Look, Lou, I can fly. I’m a golden eagle.
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Ok, Chief. Let's get you home and off these wild insanity-berries.
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No one’s taking my berries! I’m hiding in the gorge forever!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nosfera-Who?
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1
After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:
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I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.
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Washington, D.C…keep the government outta my Medicare!
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Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.
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Who you calling unwary?
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I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.
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Now you, you look like a swell fella. How’d you like to come back to my place for a drink?
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Task: Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night (4h, Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2
After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:
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Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This “Dungeon” might do.
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Aren’t you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson’s grandfather.
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What’s wrong with me? Doesn’t my cape match my fangs?
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You stick out like a sore thumb.
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And I should know. I’ve been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me.
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I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!
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Task: Make Nosferatu Take Control of Comic Book Guy (4h, Android's Dungeon, Comic Book Guy)
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I hear and obey you, Master. What is your command?
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Hmm. You could start by saying something nice.
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Fine. Best. Master. Ever.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3
After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:
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You will help me fit in! I must know everything about your culture.
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You want me to spend hours, even days, gassing on about pop culture?
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Exactly!
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Well then you didn’t need to mesmerize me.
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Task: Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture (4h)
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I have taught you all I know, Master.
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If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in “Empire Strikes Back”, you’ll know the answer.
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I’ve never felt time pass so slowly, and I’ve spent two hundred years in a coffin.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4
After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:
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I know all the "memes". I’ve liked all the cat videos. I’ve subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless.
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Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.
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You look like Skeletor got a job as a doorman.
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Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.
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Task: Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5
After tapping on Nosferatu's exclamation mark:
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Ugh, I can’t concentrate.
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My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can’t focus on my dark purpose!
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I keep worrying about whether they’ll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe.
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Then my plan has succeeded!
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Minion, have you tricked me?
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Task: Make Nosferatu Feel Five Hundred Years Worth of Rage (4h, Android's Dungeon)
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Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?
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You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn’t tell me how to do it.
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So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.
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It’s the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Tongue-Kiss Point
Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 1
After building Tongue-Kiss Point:
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Oh Marge, I’ve hired a babysitter. How would you like to sneak off to Tongue-Kiss Point with me?
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That’s very romantic! We haven’t been there since we were kids.
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Oh, *I* have.
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Homer Simpson, what have you been up to?!
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Come with me and find out…
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Task: Make Homer Sneak Out to Tongue-Kiss Point With Marge (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point, Marge)
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Homer Simpson, what do you have in that bag.
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*chuckles* Used batteries.
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I’ve been coming out to Tongue-Kiss Point and dumping them over the edge.
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That’s terrible!
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Well I can’t throw them in the trash!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Tongue-Kiss Point Pt. 2
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Gee, it’s funny how there’s only old-timers parked here at Tongue-Kiss Point.
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I guess kids are having their coy flirtations elsewhere.
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Oh yeah, coy flirtations. That’s what the kids are doing.
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Oh my God, is that my mother in that parked car with Mr. Burns?
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Well, Simpson, what are you staring at? We old cats still like our saucer of cream.
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Task: Make Homer Get Tongue-Tied With Embarrassment (4h, Tongue-Kiss Point) On job start:
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Homer, why are you so upset that Mr. Burns is going out with my mother?
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Just think. What if they get married? Then I’d be his son-in-law.
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Then he’d probably promote me to some big-shot job in the head office.
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And then I’d have to actually do some work!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The People's Author
The People's Author Pt. 1
After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:
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More trouble in Springfield? Well, it’s an ill wind that blows no book deal.
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When Halloween horrors stalk the streets, people hide under the covers.
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And when they’re hiding in fear, they’ll need a good book to read.
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You there, cornpone. Any idea what kids are reading these days?
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Mine ain’t reading much of anything. Just holding possum tails and pretendin’ they’re smarty-phones.
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Hayseed, you just gave me an idea.
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Task: Make Slick Listen In to What the Kids are Saying (4h, Tween Lit Inc)
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Thanks for downloading my app.
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In return for me monitoring everything you text, you get…
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An app that occasionally chirps.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The People's Author Pt. 2
After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:
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I’ve analyzed millions of chats from thousands of children, and made an amazing discovery.
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Girls like vampire novels. Guess I could’ve saved myself a little time and guessed that.
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So now you’re going to write a wonderful vampire novel?
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With your help. I need the little girl perspective on what’s good.
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Can I help too? They say I have very feminine sensibilities.
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Absolutely. Now, why don’t you kids write a sample first chapter, just so I get an idea what you like.
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I’ll get to work on clothes for when I win the Man Booker Prize.
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Task: Make Slick Try Out Ascot Ties (8h, Shops) Task: Make Youngsters Write a Novel [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc)
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We wrote the first chapter. It’s pretty good, but I’m sure you’ll do much better.
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Great! Hey listen, why don’t you all write the next chapter? Just so I know the sort of plot development you kids like.
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I’ve never been trusted by an adult before!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The People's Author Pt. 3
After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:
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So kids, how’s my book coming along?
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We basically wrote the whole thing. When exactly are you going to get involved?
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Right now. I’m not so much an author, as a guy who comes up with marketing plans.
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Let’s start with a focus group. And who better to rate this book than the kids who wrote it?
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Task: Make Slick Use a Focus Group (8h, Tween Lit Inc) Task: Make Youngsters Attend a Focus Group [x3] (8h, Tween Lit Inc) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The People's Author Pt. 4
After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:
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Reviews of my new book are in!
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"Unimaginative and predictable". The Daily Fourth Gradian.
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How could you pan the book you wrote yourselves?!
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Because you put your name on it!
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Task: Make Slick Have the Book Thrown at Him (4h)
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Ow! I think that last one may have given me brain damage!
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Or a brilliant idea for a book! An author turned on by his fickle public reinvents himself for the better.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The People's Author Pt. 5
After tapping on Slick's exclamation mark:
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I knew it! My new book is a hit.
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So the public loved your lacerating self-exploration?
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No, that was a terrible idea.
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Instead, I ripped off that book about 80's video games. I call it “Steady Player Fun”.
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Task: Make Slick Admire His Brilliance (24h, Tween Lit Inc)
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Who needs a prize when you’ve got a good ascot tie?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Devil Gil Offer
After tapping on Gil's 30pxThe Devil mark:
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You'll never guess my luck!
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I was sleeping in a boxcar when the train derailed. Next thing I know, I'm down in Hell.
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Well, sir, turns out he was looking for an advance man to help market his Devilish transactions on Earth.
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So what do you say? Buy my devil and he'll make you a Hell of a good deal.
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On offer accepted:
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Thanks, pal, you made the right choice!
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Listen, if the Devil offers you a deal...
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Take it! Best decision I ever made.
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On offer declined:
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You couldn't do me this solid? You're literally sending me to Hell.
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Devil's Due
Devil's Due Pt. 1
After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark:
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It's a beautiful day to claim someone's soul.
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Bad day, Lenny. It seems you owe me something.
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No! I never gambled for my soul with you.
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True. But you did lose fifty bucks to me at poker last night. Pay up!
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But I don’t have the money. I’m doomed!
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Tell you what. I’ll throw away your IOU… if you give me your soul.
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Thanks, man. You’re the greatest.
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Task: Make The Devil Collect Souls (12h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Devil's Due Pt. 2
After tapping on The Devil's exclamation mark:
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Homer Simpson, I’d like to make you a deal. Give me your soul, and I’ll give you your greatest desire…
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A ham sandwich.
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Deal! No way my soul is worth a ham sandwich.
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Task: Make The Devil Laugh With Glee (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Enjoy a Ham Sandwich (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Devil's Due Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Devil! Let’s you and I have a little contest. If I win, I get my dad’s soul back.
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I love contests…Sudoku, word jumbles, anything! But if I win, I get your soul too.
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Then I propose a saxophone battle. Whoever plays the most rockin’ saxophone wins.
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A little “The Me Went Down To Georgia” action, huh? You’re on!
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Task: Make The Devil Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisa Play Saxophone (4h, Simpson House) On job start:
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Don’t worry Lisa, I’m sure you’ll beat the devil. You had the greatest teacher there is.
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Me! Elementary School Conductor of the Month… in 1993.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Devil's Due Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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I can’t believe it. The devil beat me playing saxophone.
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Don’t feel bad. I’ve learned to play from the greatest musicians there ever were.
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They all end up in Hell for what they do to hotel rooms.
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And now, you and your father are headed there right now, to suffer in the eternal flames.
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That’s your punishment for making me play jazz.
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Task: Make The Devil Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Task: Make Lisa Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Task: Make Homer Go to Hell (12h, Hellscape) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Devil's Due Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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You know, Devil, you could probably get twenty percent more torments per hour if you just organized demons into four shifts instead of three.
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And whoever is in charge of keeping this place clean is doing a terrible job.
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Ugh, I can’t take any more of your know-it-all-ness about Hell!
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Can I take my dad?
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Yes, our pitchforks are too short to get through his fat layers anyway.
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I need a break. Somewhere that the air doesn’t smell of sulfur and brimstone.
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Task: Make the Devil Enjoy a Breath of Fresh Air (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Howl of a Night
A Howl of a Night Pt. 1
After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:
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The moon is full and I have completed my transformation into wolf form.
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My daytime guise as a tax accountant is gone. Tonight I mangle flesh!
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Hear me howl, Springfield! I’m coming to rip out your throats.
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Unless I meet someone who needs accounting services. Then I’ll leave a business card.
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Task: Make Werewolf Howl (4h, Howl Hill) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 2
After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:
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My howls have brought fellow werewolves to join me.
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*whoof*
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Oh wait, they’re just regular dogs, but that’s cool too. You wanna smell butts?
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*whoof!*
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Ordinary humans have no idea what they are missing.
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Task: Make Werewolf Play With Dogs (4h, Homes) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 3
After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:
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My ear is itching like crazy…now my tummy itches...
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And now that impossible-to-reach spot on top of the butt!
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Dude, when was the last time you had a flea bath?
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*whoof*
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Task: Make Werewolf Fight the Fleas (8h, Howl Hill) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 4
After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:
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Little boy, please, I need a flea bath!
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A big lummox like you? It’ll take hours! What do I get?
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You ever have a problem with a bully, I’ll eat him.
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Make it my sister, you have a deal.
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Man, you are filthy. I’m gonna have to mix up a special batch of dog detergent.
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Hey, that water’s cold! I’m a werewolf, not a werewalrus.
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Task: Make Werewolf Undergo an Embarrassing Bath (4h, Howl Hill)
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What is in that flea shampoo? It stings!
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My special mix. Soap, boric acid, and heavy water from my dad’s nuclear plant.
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What?! That’s radioactive!
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How many fleas you got now?
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None.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Howl of a Night Pt. 5
After tapping on Werewolf's exclamation mark:
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Dammit, kid, your homemade flea medicine has totally messed me up!
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What’s the prob. You’re coat’s never looked shinier.
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That radioactive goo stopped me from turning back into a human.
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It’s turned me into a permanent werewolf! Now what am I going to do?
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I dunno? Play fetch?
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Task: Make Werewolf Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House) Task: Make Bart Play Fetch (12h, Simpson House)
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Being a permanent werewolf isn’t so bad!
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I’ll never have to calculate alternative minimum tax again!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Wanderlust
Wanderlust Pt. 1
After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:
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I’m a young, carefree teenager, and I like to make-out with my boyfriend.
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Beatrice! You’re embarrassing me. You know that makes me go super-zit...
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Come on, let’s have an adventure tonight!
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You’ll have to go by yourself. I’m cleaning Krustyburger bits out of the apple pie fryer.
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Task: Make Beatrice Have a Night on the Town (4h)
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Springfield has so much to offer for a carefree teenager.
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I just wish my squeaky-voiced boyfriend, Jeremy, could be here.
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I think I'll grab a delicious Krusty Burger while my youthful metabolism can still handle it.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wanderlust Pt. 2
After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:
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It’s a beautiful day, Jeremy, let’s go for a hike.
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I’m exhausted. I’ve been on my feet for fourteen solid hours at Krusty Burger.
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You’re saying no to a girlfriend?
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I’m tired, not stupid.
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Great! Let’s go for a walk in the Cursed Forest.
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Are you crazy? We’re a teenage couple. We’re the first people to get killed in scary places.
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Then I should be safe if I go alone!
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Task: Make Beatrice Go for a Hike (4h)
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Hiking the Cursed Forest is positively enchanting!
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No sounds but the howl of wolves, snapping twigs, and heavy breathing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wanderlust Pt. 3
After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:
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This Cursed Forest is giving me the creeps.
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I keep hearing these odd little explosions.
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That’s me. The branches keep hitting me in the face and popping my zits.
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Jeremy, you came for me!
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I couldn’t let you go into the forest alone.
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Luckily we found rats in Krusty’s Krunchy Salad Bar, so I got the afternoon off.
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Task: Make Beatrice Admire Her Boyfriend (4h, Springfield Cursed Forest) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wanderlust Pt. 4
After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:
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I don’t think we’re alone in the Cursed Forest!
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I hear strange eerie music, and voices speaking words I don’t understand.
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You run! Leave me here.
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You’re staying behind to protect me!
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No, I just can’t run. I have shin splints from standing behind a counter all day.
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Task: Make Beatrice Escape the Forest (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)
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Poor brave Jeremy. Stayed behind for my sake.
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I’ll always remember him, every time I order a Krusty Burger Double Deluxe.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wanderlust Pt. 5
After tapping on Beatrice's exclamation mark:
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Jeremy! You’re made it out of the Cursed Forest alive.
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Yeah. Turned out, the eerie music and strange muttering we heard was…
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A Scotsman practicing his bagpipes.
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The Cursed Forest is the only place they’ll let me play! *angry muttering*
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That’s wonderful. Then we can go back to hiking in the forest again.
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Task: Make Beatrice Dance to the Bagpipes (8h, Springfield Cursed Forest)
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What fun! Hanging out with a burger tossing boyfriend and an angry Scotsman.
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On second thought, maybe this really is a cursed forest.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb
To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 1
After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:
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So, I awake from my sleep into what I can only assume is the afterlife.
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Looks like the curse on my tomb kept the looters away…
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Golden chariot is there… canopic jars full of my own mummified guts-
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Hey, they were supposed to sacrifice my vizier so I’d have a servant in the afterlife.
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Now where’d he sneak off to?
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Task: Make Amenhotep Search for His Sacrificed Vizier (4h, Cursed Tomb)
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Well, no sign of that lazy scarab-sucker. Should’ve drowned him in the Nile years ago.
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Time to exit this tomb and check out the afterlife.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 2
After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:
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This afterlife is way better than the priests promised. And those guys lay it on thick.
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Don’t see any other pharaohs. They must have headed to a big party.
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Well, the priests said that everything I would see would belong to me, so guess I better help myself.
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Hey! It says, “take a penny”, not take everything.
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Task: Make Amenhotep Collect Worldly Possessions (4h, Shops)
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You say it's a "tablet", but how do you carve hieroglyphics into it?
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It's a myPad. You just download a hieroglyphics app.
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Are you a sacred scarab? ‘Cause you’re really bugging me.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 3
After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:
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Truly this afterlife is marvelous. Winged chariots fly across the sky…
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Ambrosia flows from the spigots named “Squishee”. And hideous demons offer me gifts.
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Please don’t hurt me! Take my hoverboard!
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Poor thing. What crime did you commit that the gods made your nose swell up and placed glass circles over your eyes?
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I ask myself that question every day.
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Task: Make Amenhotep Enjoy Modern Gadgets (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 4
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
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Hey you, bandage boy. You can’t just walk out of the store with a cart full of stuff you didn’t pay for.
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What is this thing? He is fat like a eunuch, but obnoxious like a scribe.
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Return those items. Don’t make me haul you downtown!
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Seriously, it’s a long way downtown and I was about to grab some lunch.
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Maybe this isn’t the afterlife after all. In which case, I better get this stuff back to the pyramid!
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Task: Make Amenhotep Hoard Possessions (8h, Cursed Tomb) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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To Tomb or Not to Tomb Pt. 5
After tapping on Amenhotep's exclamation mark:
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I return to my long sleep, awaiting resurrection in the land of my Gods.
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My possessions are locked away, and the curse is laid on my tomb.
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All that remains is to sacrifice one small servant to accompany to the afterlife.
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Hey, you promised me spiced ibis. I don’t see any wading birds at all.
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Task: Make Amenhotep Prepare a Sacrifice (24h, Cursed Tomb) Task: Make Milhouse Consider a New Future (4h, Cursed Tomb)
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Well, one thing never changes, even in five thousand years.
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It’s very hard to get a good servant.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Who-do Voodoo
Who-do Voodoo Pt. 1
After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark:
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So this is Springfield. Ugly town, ugly people.
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The perfect place for a purveyor of voodoo magic.
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I’m sensing this town is full of anger and resentment.
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Oh, yeah, if I had a nickel for everyone who’s sworn to take revenge on me, I could afford to hire a bodyguard so I wouldn’t have to worry about it.
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Then all I’ve got to do is show off my wares, and the customers should come running.
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Task: Make Voodoo Queen Show Off Voodoo Magic (4h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses)
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Voodoo dolls of Moe! Get your voodoo dolls of Moe!
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Yeah, this is going to be a bad week.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 2
After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark:
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My first customer of the day! What can I do for you?
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Martin and his stupid violin beat me out for first chair of the school orchestra.
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For a small fee, I could give him a cramp in his bowing arm that just won’t go away.
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It would be wrong to do that!
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Luckily as a scientist, I don’t believe in voodoo, so go right ahead...
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Task: Make Voodoo Queen Perform Voodoo for Customers (1h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Voodoo Queen, I’m suffering from a terrible curse. I’m not enjoying my food like I used to.
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Yesterday, I had five pork chops and by the fifth one, I was like, “I can take it or leave it”.
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That’s just not me.
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I do sell anti-curses. Have you wronged anyone lately?
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Me? Never! You can ask my old pal Grimes-y.
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That is to say, you could if I hadn’t killed him.
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Task: Make Voodoo Queen Sell Anti-Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, it’s me again, Voodoo Queen. I need another Flanders curse.
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Did he call you “neighboreeno” again? You poor thing.
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You’ve bought so many Flanders dolls you’re eligible for a bulk curse discount!
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Shall I give him a nice sharp needle in the bum?
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Whatever you think best. You’re the doctor.
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Task: Make Voodoo Queen Give Out New Curses (8h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who-do Voodoo Pt. 5
After tapping on Voodoo Queen's exclamation mark:
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Coming to Springfield has been a total blessing!
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So many angry people willing to spend so much money to get back at their enemies.
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It’s a Voodoo Queen paradise. Now, it’s time to take a day off!
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What?! But I need more curses.
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When you get back to work, I’m going to have you curse you so hard!
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Task: Make Voodoo Queen Enjoy a Day Off (24h, Voodoo, Hexes, & Curses) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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