| Bitter Beat Symphony
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Bitter Beat Symphony is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires St. Peter to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Beethoven's exclamation mark
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Oh my gosh, Ludwig van Beethoven! It's such an honor to have you here in Springfield. May I call you "Ludwig"?
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Nein.
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That's German for "No".
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I'm aware.
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Oh my land, Mr. Beethoven! This is such an incredible honor! You have to play something for us!
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Fine, if it will get you to calm down and stop yelling.
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It might!
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It hasn't yet.
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Sorry.
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Task: "Make Beethoven Jam Divinely". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Enjoy Heavenly Music". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
If Dewey Largo is owned: Task: "Make Dewey Largo Continue to Freak Out". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Record the Show" (x5). The jobs take place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and take 4 hours.
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That was absolutely amazing!
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Masterful!
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It was. But why are all these people staring at those little rectangular devices?
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Oh, they're recording it on their smartphones.
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Yo, yo, yo! We gonna upload it, comment on it, sample it, and remix it!
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I have no idea what any of that means. I'm not going to be happy when I find out, am I?
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Probably not.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Beethoven's exclamation mark
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I am, in fact, quite displeased by the current state of music. Well, what people are doing with my music specifically.
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Don't hate the player, hate the game!
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Why can't I hate both?
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I...I never thought of that.
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If you persist, I'll put you upside down and play you like I did Steibelt's cello score.
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Uh, I don't know what that means.
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When you look it up on your "smart bone", you'll realize that you have been sickly burned.
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Did I say that right?
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Pretty close.
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Task: "Make Beethoven Dish Out More Sick Burns". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
If Alcatraaaz is owned: Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Be Impressed". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Beethoven's exclamation mark
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Mr. Beethoven, aren't you going to compose more music?
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No, I said everything I had to say with my music before when I was, uh, alive.
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So what are you doing with all this equipment you just bought?
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I'm going to become an influencer. Making fun of other people's music and behaving rudely is both easier and bizarrely more satisfying than composing new music.
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Well that's disappointing.
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| Task: "Make Beethoven Record Hot Takes". The job takes 4 hours.
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"Hip-hop"? What am I, a rabbit?
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Was that take "hot"?
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Not so much. The implied racism is also a problem.
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Racism? What's that?
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Oh boy.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Beethoven's exclamation mark
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Does Sungazer "rock"? Only if you consider the rock in their lead singer's head!
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Dang, Beethoven! You spittin' fire!
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And don't get me started on piano sonatas! More like "piano sayonaras", am I right?
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Savage!
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Wait, what am I doing?
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Generating sick metrics. Viewers are slamming the "Like" button!
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Yes, but now I'm slamming things I actually like!
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I must use my influence in a more positive fashion! Bringing joy and beauty into the world are greater than "sick burns" and "hot takes".
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| Task: "Make Beethoven Be a Positive Influencer". The job takes place at Heavenly Deaf Jam and takes 4 hours.
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Wait, where did all my viewers and subscribers go?
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They ditched you, man. Nobody wants a positive influencer. Meanness sells!
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But surely there must be someone who wants better than that?
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Sure! You can write some new jingles for my next Krusty Burger ad campaign.
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I knew someone would feel as I do.
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Not me. I'm all about hitting below the belt and going for the cheapest shot. But my old man is a big fan.
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Wait till you try this, you never had such a burger!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the song "Bitter Sweet Symphony" by the Verve.
