  
A New Temptation
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A New Temptation is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Heaven Won't Wait content update. It requires Temptation Serpent to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
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Well, boys, this is the Garden of Eden. What do you think?
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It's boring! It's just a bunch of plants and animals.
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Yeah, all three of the authentic Noah's Arks had rides and souvenir stands at least.
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I miss the Tunnel of Science Denial!
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You know, I could make your visit a little more exciting...if you're interested.
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AAAAH! A talking snake! Animals aren't supposed to talk!
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They do in the Bible, son.
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Oh, then it's safe then.
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No! Talking snakes are always a bad thing!
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AAAAH! Run away!
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Well, that didn't go so hot.
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What are you going to do now?
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So I ran into the two people who can't be tempted, no biggie. Human nature hasn't changed. I'm sure I'll have the weak-willed wanna-be-bads eating out of my hand in no time.
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Psst. I got forbidden knowledge here. Who needs some? Good and evil here. Best prices. Who needs some shame?
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They're all looking at their phones. What the hell is going on?
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You're out-evilled by today's algorithmically-driven temptation platforms.
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Your apple needs to push back at Facebook.
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| Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Look for People to Tempt". The job takes 4 hours.
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Boy, you were right! Social media is the way to go. Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter have completely out-evilled me.
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I spent thirty straight hours learning the ropes from my new master, Elon Musk!
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My family and friends hate me now, but that's only because they've been red-pilled.
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I don't care what anyone else thinks because loving Elon is my whole deal now.
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Elon's jokes are the funniest thing since saying "bacon" a lot or telling women to "make me a sandwich".
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
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Hey Homer, you want a fifth round for the road?
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Nah, I better get going. I'm already past "expectedly late" and "acceptably late", and fifteen minutes past "angrily late".
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I don't want to get into "have to buy a gift to make it up to Marge late", 'cause that'll cut into tomorrow night's beer money.
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Ah, but perhaps I could interest you in this Beer of Forbidden Knowledge! It's free.
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"Free" is always tempting, but I'm not gonna take beer from a talking snake. That's like the Sixth Commandment or something.
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Once again I'm a victim of my past success. I gotta get a new look.
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| Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Try Out Disguises". The job takes 4 hours.
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Pardon, Monsieur! Perhaps you would like to try Le Beer of Forbidden Knowledge, non?
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Nah, I already know enough as it is. I'm good.
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But...what if it included the cure for cancer. This knowledge would be tempting, oui?
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Eh, the eggheads'll figure that out eventually.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
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Men are the worst, and I hate my job!
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Excuse me, ma'am, but perhaps I could interest you in the power to tear down the patriarchy?
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What? No! Get thee gone, Satan!
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Ugh! For the thousandth time, I'm NOT Satan! That's a Biblical misinterpretation.
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Seriously! And I should know.
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You should know? No, I should know!
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You can't be Satan, I'm Satan!
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No, you're the Devil.
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Same thing! Isn't it?
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I don't know. It's really unclear.
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Maybe we should try reading the Good Book...
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Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Read the Bible". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours.
If The Devil is owned: Task: "Make The Devil Figure Out if He's Satan". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours.
If Old Scratch is owned: Task: "Make Old Scratch Figure Out if He's Satan". The job takes place at Springfield Library, Garden of Eden, Java Server, or a Shop and takes 4 hours.
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Well, that didn't clear things up at all.
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No, but this bit with the demon pigs is totally rad! Bummer that Jesus whacked 'em though. I want some demon pigs.
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Whacked 'em? Come on! Everyone knows pigs can swim. "Drove them into the sea" — that's the weakest move ever!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Temptation Serpent's exclamation mark
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It's official: I can't tempt anyone into anything anymore.
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What are you tempting people with?
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Uh...a new car?
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Meh, my Dad gave me a solid gold car five-hundred years ago.
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Five-hundred? But there weren't any roads or gas stations five-hundred years ago.
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Exactly! You see what I have to put up with? And can you believe his lame "All time is one to Me" excuse? You know how often I've heard that one?
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Well, there are roads and gas stations now so...how about I throw in some cool custom-painted flames on the side?
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Throw in some sweet racing stripes, and you got a deal!
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Task: "Make Temptation Serpent Lead Jesus Into Temptation". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, Garden of Eden, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Buy New Sunglasses to Wear in His New Car". The job takes place at The Jesus Cube, Heavenly Swing Set, Heaven, Garden of Eden, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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This car is so AWESOME!
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Yep! And all it'll cost you is your soul.
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Wait, what?
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NO IT WON'T! Now give him his soul back.
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Come on! Everyone knows that all temptation deals have a strict "no takebacksies" policy.
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Give it back, or I'll smite with you a thunderbolt so fast you'll wish you'd never been hatched!
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That's very Zeusy.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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Nothing! Fine, he can have his soul back.
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You never let me make my own decisions!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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