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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2018 content update/Premium Gameplay
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Mr. Mean Guy
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1
| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
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All right, who’s up for a game of poker?
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We’re watching Matlock.
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Matlock?! I’m super old and even I don’t remember what that is.
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Can’t we switch it to something more exciting? There’s a boxing match on.
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I’ll box your ears if you don’t pipe down.
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Bring it!
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| Task: Make Morty Get in a Fight (1h)
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That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That’s the third time this week you’ve given an adult diaper wedgie.
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I was just helping him adjust his pants!
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I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
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Fine, who needs this dump anyway.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2
| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
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Good riddance! Who needs ya!
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Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
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They’re a bunch of walking corpses!
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Yeah, walking corpses who don’t make trouble.
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I ain’t goin’ back there!
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Well you can’t live with me. You’re gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
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Ah, crap in your hat!
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| Task: Make Morty Refine His Social Skills (24h, Mattress King Warehouse)
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Well, Dad, what have you learned?
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That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
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Great! I think you’re ready to go on a job interview!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3
| After completing Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2:
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So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
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Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men’s leisurewear store.
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Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
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So you’re planning on doing nothing?
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No, I’ll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
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You’re hired!
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| Task: Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire (12h, Mattress King Warehouse)
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How’d your first day of work go, Dad?
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Great! Until I got fired.
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How do you get fired on your first day?!
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Apparently you’re not allowed to drink on the job.
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They don’t even have liquor there!
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But the cologne has a hell of a kick!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4
| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
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I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
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That wasn’t a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
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You’re wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
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You’re coming downtown.
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Well, at least I’ll have a roof over my head for the night.
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Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there’s a giant hole in it.
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Task: Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station
Task: Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail (4h, Police Station)
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Look, I don’t think this living arrangement is working out.
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You never do the dishes, you’re always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
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Just give me till the end of the week.
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You gotta go!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5
| After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
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You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
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The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
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Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
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A place to stay?!
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How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?
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| Task: Make Morty Give Up (1h, Mattress King Warehouse)
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I can't do it anymore.
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I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
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Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
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All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I’ll have a real nice bed!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Brothers and Box Springs
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1
| After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
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I don’t know what’s happening, I haven’t made a mattress sale all month.
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Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
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Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
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Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
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And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...
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Task: Make Marv Aggressively Advertise (24h, Mattress King
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2
| After completing Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1:
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I spent all day out there and didn’t get as much as a “Get the hell out of my way, jerk!”
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I knew I shoulda been spinnin’ the sign counterclockwise!
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Maybe you’re losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
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How does that work?
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You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
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No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
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You’ve never been on the Internet?!
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I played a video slot machine once, does that count?
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| Task: Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever (1h, Mattress King)
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Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
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Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
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Fake news!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3
| After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
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It’s no use, I can’t compete with the Internet.
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If I was up against a regular store, I’d just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
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But how do you attack the Internet?
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You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
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Huh?
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Hit the thumbs-down button and give ‘em bad reviews!
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| Task: Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews (12h, Mattress King)
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I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn’t seem to do much good.
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What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
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Yeah, and it’s still a higher rating than my store!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4
| After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
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It’s no use, my mattress store is ruin’t.
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Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he’s gonna cut me out of his will.
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Or worse, he’s gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
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Hey, why don’t we shoot one last commercial together!
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What’s the point?
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What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?
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| Task: Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe (4h, Mattress King, Moe)
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Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
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I’m fine, I’m wearin’ leather.
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My commercial is ruined!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5
| After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
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Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
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They’re here to buy mattresses, dummy.
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Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
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You mean these people all think I’m a joke?! I’ll show them!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack ‘em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
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Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I’m gonna remember this day forever!
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| Task: Make Marv Sell Mattresses (4h, Mattress King)
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I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
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Uh, yeah, me too.
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You bought one of those online mattresses, didn’t you?!
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I couldn’t resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
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I’m gonna shoe-smack you so hard!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Bob's Buddhas
Bob's Buddhas Pt. 1
Bob's Buddhas Pt. 2
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Gross, the food is worse than before!
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But I didn’t use any Chinese ingredients at all!
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Now you’re not honoring the culture you’re trying to appropriate!
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If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob do Some Soul Searching (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Task: Make Bart Complain About Gross Food (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
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Well, I’m selling the restaurant.
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Turns out being a restaurateur is harder than being a murderer.
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I’m giving you bad reviews on both Yelp and Help, the attempted murder reviewing site!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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In the Zone
In the Zone Pt. 1
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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This Escape Zone is freaking me out! I’m already lost!
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We're still in the parking lot, you baby!
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Task: Make Bart Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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In the Zone Pt. 2
| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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I guess these escape rooms are actually kinda fun.
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You should sign up for their membership program.
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That sounds like a great idea. Thanks!
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Heh heh, now he’ll never escape from their membership fees!
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Task: Make Bart Abandon Milhouse (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sign Up for Ironclad Membership (4h, The Escape Zone
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Monster Minions
| After unlocking Shuffles, Cloakie and Wearywolf:
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Looks like we're the left-over scraps.
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Anyone want to run and grab a bite?
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No more running.
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Yeah, kid. We don't have your unending energy and vigor anymore.
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That's okay. I saw a bloodmobile around the corner. I'll just grab a "to go" bag from there.
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Task: Tap Cloakie
Task: Tap Wearywolf
Task: Tap Shuffles
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018
Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1
| After the user logs in on November 20th and completing Bird-Brained Schemes:
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Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2
| After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1:
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Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3
| After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2:
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Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4
| After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3:
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Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5
| After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4:
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Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Black Friday 2018 Pt. 6
| After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5:
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Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ninth Wonder of No One
Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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I can’t believe I made this happen.
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Wow, Dad! You built a poignant sculpture about the evils of commercialism?
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I put a giant magnet in the supermarket parking lot and caused this mess.
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No wait, yours is better. I did this art thing on purpose. Yeah.
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Task: Make Lisa Admire Art Piece (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Homer Pretend He Intended to Make Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 2
| After completing Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1:
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So you mean this mangled mess actually means something?
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Yes! You’ve decontextualized the symbol of rampant capitalism!
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Woo-hoo! I made art -- I’m gonna be rich!
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Task: Make Homer Capitalize on Anti-Capitalist Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Lisa Lose Faith in Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Baffling Ordeal
A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 1
| After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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I came in here looking for a pack of gum and I ended up with six shopping carts full of junk!
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I’m guilty of gluttony, coveting, and taking too many free samples from the Swedish meatball lady!
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I need to get my head on straight.
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Excuse me, underpaid employee-orino, could you point me in the direction of the Bible aisle?
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Sure, it’s between the hubcap-sized communion wafers and the Shrine-Sol Pulpit Polish.
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Task: Make Ned Shop for a New Bible (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 2
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Sweet David vs. Goliath, these Bibles are bigger than me!
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I guess the Lord is testing my faith and my core strength.
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*screams* Oh, my back! And my front!
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*chuckles* Sounds like you might’ve given yourself a hernia.
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Might want to pick up a few of hernia Bible belts.
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Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Hernia (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Put the D'oh! in Donut
Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 1
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I’ve changed my shirt six times today from drooling on it, instead of the usual five from sweating on it. What gives?
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The Lard Lad Factory has been working overtime to make Russian Nesting Donuts.
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It’s seven donuts in one!
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Sounds like once again, Russian Snackers are tampering with our confections. And I like it!
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Task: Make Homer Search for the Special Donut (8h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 2
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Smart thinking putting on the bib, Homer. Where’d ya get it?
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From the bib dispenser in the men’s room.
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Those are the toilet seat covers.
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Hey, if it’s good enough for my ass, it’s good enough for my shirt!
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Two dozen Russian Nesting donuts, please.
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Sorry, sir, we’re sold out.
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Nooo!!!
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Task: Make Homer Lick Glaze Off Lenny's Fingers (4h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: 200 and 20
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