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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2018 content update/Premium Gameplay

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Mr. Mean Guy[edit]

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png All right, who's up for a game of poker?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png We're watching Matlock.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Matlock?! I'm super old and even I don't remember what that is.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Can't we switch it to something more exciting? There's a boxing match on.
Tapped Out Jasper Icon.png I'll box your ears if you don't pipe down.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Bring it!
Task: Make Morty Get in a Fight (1h)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That's the third time this week you've given an adult diaper wedgie.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png I was just helping him adjust his pants!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Fine, who needs this dump anyway.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Good riddance! Who needs ya!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png They're a bunch of walking corpses!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Yeah, walking corpses who don't make trouble.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png I ain't goin' back there!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well you can't live with me. You're gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Ah, crap in your hat!
Task: Make Morty Refine His Social Skills (24h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Well, Dad, what have you learned?
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Great! I think you're ready to go on a job interview!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men's leisurewear store.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png So you're planning on doing nothing?
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png No, I'll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png You're hired!
Task: Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire (12h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png How'd your first day of work go, Dad?
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Great! Until I got fired.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png How do you get fired on your first day?!
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Apparently you're not allowed to drink on the job.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png They don't even have liquor there!
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png But the cologne has a hell of a kick!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That wasn't a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You're coming downtown.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Well, at least I'll have a roof over my head for the night.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there's a giant hole in it.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station
Task: Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail (4h, Police Station)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Look, I don't think this living arrangement is working out.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You never do the dishes, you're always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Just give me till the end of the week.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png You gotta go!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Morty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png A place to stay?!
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?
Task: Make Morty Give Up (1h, Mattress King Warehouse)
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png I can't do it anymore.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
Tapped Out Morty Icon.png All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I'll have a real nice bed!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Brothers and Box Springs[edit]

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I don't know what's happening, I haven't made a mattress sale all month.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...
Task: Make Marv Aggressively Advertise (24h, Mattress King
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I spent all day out there and didn't get as much as a "Get the hell out of my way, jerk!"
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I knew I shoulda been spinnin' the sign counterclockwise!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Maybe you're losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png How does that work?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You've never been on the Internet?!
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I played a video slot machine once, does that count?
Task: Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever (1h, Mattress King)
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Fake news!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png It's no use, I can't compete with the Internet.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png If I was up against a regular store, I'd just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png But how do you attack the Internet?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Huh?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hit the thumbs-down button and give 'em bad reviews!
Task: Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews (12h, Mattress King)
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn't seem to do much good.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Yeah, and it's still a higher rating than my store!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png It's no use, my mattress store is ruin't.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he's gonna cut me out of his will.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Or worse, he's gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, why don't we shoot one last commercial together!
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png What's the point?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?
Task: Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe (4h, Mattress King, Moe)
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I'm fine, I'm wearin' leather.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png My commercial is ruined!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marv's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png They're here to buy mattresses, dummy.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png You mean these people all think I'm a joke?! I'll show them!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack 'em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I'm gonna remember this day forever!
Task: Make Marv Sell Mattresses (4h, Mattress King)
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Uh, yeah, me too.
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png You bought one of those online mattresses, didn't you?!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I couldn't resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
Tapped Out Marv Icon.png I'm gonna shoe-smack you so hard!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Bob's Buddhas[edit]

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I want to speak to the manager, this food is horrible!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Silhouette Icon.png You rang?
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png Ahh! Sideshow Bob!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You're the owner of Bob's Big Buddha?!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png That's right. And I suppose you're going to accuse me of trying to poison you?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, we're going to accuse you of cultural appropriation!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Trying to kill me is one thing, but attempting to pass this bland food off as authentic Chinese? Not cool, man!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png But... but... I'm using Chinese recipes!
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Change the Menu (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Task: Make Lisa Shame for Cultural Appropriation (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Bob's Buddhas Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Gross, the food is worse than before!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png But I didn't use any Chinese ingredients at all!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Now you're not honoring the culture you're trying to appropriate!
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob do Some Soul Searching (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Task: Make Bart Complain About Gross Food (4h, Bob's Big Buddha)
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Well, I'm selling the restaurant.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Turns out being a restaurateur is harder than being a murderer.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm giving you bad reviews on both Yelp and Help, the attempted murder reviewing site!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

In the Zone[edit]

In the Zone Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This Escape Zone is freaking me out! I'm already lost!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We're still in the parking lot, you baby!
Task: Make Bart Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sneak Into The Escape Zone (4h, The Escape Zone)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

In the Zone Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I guess these escape rooms are actually kinda fun.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You should sign up for their membership program.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That sounds like a great idea. Thanks!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Heh heh, now he'll never escape from their membership fees!
Task: Make Bart Abandon Milhouse (4h, The Escape Zone)
Task: Make Milhouse Sign Up for Ironclad Membership (4h, The Escape Zone
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Monster Minions[edit]

After unlocking Shuffles, Cloakie and Wearywolf:
Tapped Out Shuffles Icon.png Looks like we're the left-over scraps.
Tapped Out Cloakie Icon.png Anyone want to run and grab a bite?
Tapped Out Wearywolf Icon.png No more running.
Tapped Out Shuffles Icon.png Yeah, kid. We don't have your unending energy and vigor anymore.
Tapped Out Cloakie Icon.png That's okay. I saw a bloodmobile around the corner. I'll just grab a "to go" bag from there.
Task: Tap Cloakie
Task: Tap Wearywolf
Task: Tap Shuffles
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018[edit]

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 20th and completing Bird-Brained Schemes:
Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 1:
Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 2:
Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 3:
Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 4:
Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2018 Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2018 Pt. 5:
Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ninth Wonder of No One[edit]

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I can't believe I made this happen.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, Dad! You built a poignant sculpture about the evils of commercialism?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I put a giant magnet in the supermarket parking lot and caused this mess.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No wait, yours is better. I did this art thing on purpose. Yeah.
Task: Make Lisa Admire Art Piece (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Homer Pretend He Intended to Make Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Ninth Wonder of No One Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So you mean this mangled mess actually means something?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes! You've decontextualized the symbol of rampant capitalism!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo! I made art -- I'm gonna be rich!
Task: Make Homer Capitalize on Anti-Capitalist Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Task: Make Lisa Lose Faith in Art (4h, Shopping Cart Pile Up)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A Baffling Ordeal[edit]

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I came in here looking for a pack of gum and I ended up with six shopping carts full of junk!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I'm guilty of gluttony, coveting, and taking too many free samples from the Swedish meatball lady!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I need to get my head on straight.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Excuse me, underpaid employee-orino, could you point me in the direction of the Bible aisle?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Sure, it's between the hubcap-sized communion wafers and the Shrine-Sol Pulpit Polish.
Task: Make Ned Shop for a New Bible (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Baffling Ordeal Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Sweet David vs. Goliath, these Bibles are bigger than me!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I guess the Lord is testing my faith and my core strength.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png *screams* Oh, my back! And my front!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *chuckles* Sounds like you might've given yourself a hernia.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Might want to pick up a few of hernia Bible belts.
Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Hernia (4h, Monstromart)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Put the D'oh! in Donut[edit]

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I've changed my shirt six times today from drooling on it, instead of the usual five from sweating on it. What gives?
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png The Lard Lad Factory has been working overtime to make Russian Nesting Donuts.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png It's seven donuts in one!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like once again, Russian Snackers are tampering with our confections. And I like it!
Task: Make Homer Search for the Special Donut (8h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Put the D'oh! in Donut Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Smart thinking putting on the bib, Homer. Where'd ya get it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png From the bib dispenser in the men's room.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Those are the toilet seat covers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, if it's good enough for my ass, it's good enough for my shirt!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Two dozen Russian Nesting donuts, please.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Sorry, sir, we're sold out.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Nooo!!!
Task: Make Homer Lick Glaze Off Lenny's Fingers (4h, Lard Lad Donut Factory)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20