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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Gameplay
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Act 1 Gameplay
The Springfield Job
The Springfield Job Pt. 1
| After the user logs in on March 21st:
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Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here?
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Because mute is the default option in 2018.
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Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?!
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Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown.
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Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap.
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| Task: Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
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Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm.
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Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did.
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What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud!
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Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here?
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The usual. Regretting I ever came.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.
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I have a proposal too: stop calling me “Burnsie”.
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Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.
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Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet.
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Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind.
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Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Agree to a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
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So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy.
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Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest.
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And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.
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Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal “accident”.
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Why would that happen?
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I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 3
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Bart, can you keep a secret?
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If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you.
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I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it?
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Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away.
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Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong?
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Task: Make Homer Practice Heisting (6s, Simpson Home
Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
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Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job.
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It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses.
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What if we're sleepy?
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Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice.
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Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist?
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Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig.
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Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.
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They don't care what truck your stuff “fell off”, they'll buy it.
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And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.
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Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Build Plunderer Pete's
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You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum.
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I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team.
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The barflies at Moe's tavern.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is “Little Italy” and all other “Little Tourist Traps”.
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The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.
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Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away.
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Task: Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town (4h, Control Building)
Task: Tap Justice Agents in Springfield [x10]
Task: Send Crooks to Other Springfields [x3]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 6
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife.
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Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs?
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I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble.
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Task: Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Place Gondola in Bonus Area
Task: Place Any Grand Canal in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus
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Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing “Volaré” has totally chilled me out.
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I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!
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Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 7
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing.
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Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime.
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And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it!
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Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target.
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Mmm, steak out.
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Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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The Springfield Job Pt. 8
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight.
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But the team hasn't memorized the plan.
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We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: “The Plan”.
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There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.
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Wow, you must have some spies.
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No, he just called me up and said “Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow”.
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| Task: Unlock Act 1 Finale
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Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you...
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And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?
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No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones.
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| System Message
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You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Don't Go Baroque
| After completing The Springfield Job Pt. 8:
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Task: Collect Pictures of Paintings [x3000]
Quest reward:  1/2/3
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Resurrection of Rigellian Christ
| After the user logs in on March 28th:
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Let's celebrate the Resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Rigellian Christ! Have some slimy donuts in their name.
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| Quest reward: 10
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Act 2 Gameplay
It Only Rains Everyday
It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1
| After the user logs in on April 6th:
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Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
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Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
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I still think this is a terrible idea.
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YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
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Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?
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Task: Unlock Tower of Springfield
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
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Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
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What if I don't please?
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Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
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I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
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I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.
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| Task: Make Homer Spill the Beans (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
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So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London...
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No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
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I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
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You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
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We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
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I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3
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Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
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Okay. One question: is the “wheel man” the guy that goes “whee” when the job is over?
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Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
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I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.
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Task: Make Homer “Plan” Heist (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
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It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
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Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
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I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
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It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.
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Task: Place Police Call Box in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
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Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
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Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.
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Task: Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride (4h, Tower of Springfield)
Task: Unlock Queen's Carriage
Task: Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6
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So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
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We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
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It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
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How's that working out?
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My full tummy is making me sleepy.
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| Task: Unlock Act 2 Finale
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Phew, we all got away safely!
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Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
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The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
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Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
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Careful, sir, that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
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You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Run With Jewels
| After completing It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6:
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Task: Collect Crown-Less Jewels [x3000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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Act 3 Gameplay
Monte Burns' Casino Heist
Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 1
| After the user logs in on April 23rd:
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So, Montgomery, do you have a final heist in mind?
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I have the perfect place for a glamorous and elaborate heist: Springfield's biggest casino.
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Sir, you're forgetting... you own that casino.
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Of course I own it, you fool. I know every in and out of the place. That's why I'm guaranteed to be the first one to rob it.
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Sometimes I think it would be easier to be Donald Trump's personal assistant.
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| Task: Unlock Monte Burns' Resort Casino
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 2
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Burns, if you already own this casino and know everything about it, why do we have to sneak in and case the joint?
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To lend verisimilitude.
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I don't know this Vera Similitude, but I'm glad to lend her anything she needs.
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| Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
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I don't want to rob this place. They keep bringing me free booze.
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It's not free... they only bring drinks as long as you're losing at blackjack!
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| Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 3
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Homer, I hear you're involved in a plan to rob a casino.
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Yeah, but I don't think it would interest a mob guy like you. It's a sure thing.
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On the contrary. You just got yourself a silent partner.
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I thought *I* was the silent partner. I'll shut up now.
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Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 4
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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You have reached Fernando Vidal, international assassin. Ask about my two-for-one discounts.
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I'm in a contest to see who can do the best heist, and I need you to take out my competition.
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Isn't that cheating?
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Oh thanks for the lecture, Mr. Hired Killer. Are you in or not?
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Fax me the details. I have email, but I love the smell of faxing.
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Task: Unlock Fernando's Villa
Task: Reach 6.00% Bonus at the Monte Burns' Resort Casino
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10
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Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5
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Listen, Fat Tony, after this heist, I'm quitting the game.
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No problem.
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I know I'm the key to your operation, but it's time for me to move on. Maybe raise a family.
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That's fine. Best of luck.
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I'm telling you, I'm done.
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And I'm telling you, great.
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All right, damn you. I'll stay in forever.
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Task: Unlock Act 3 Finale
Task: Make Homer Do One Last Job [x3] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
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Simpson! What did you do with the money you stole from my casino?
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Nothing. Because there was no cash. It was only bags and bags of old paper.
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Yes! Because I actually robbed you first!
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It was an incredibly clever and cool plan, using thirteen henchmen and a forty megavolt super-magnet. Want to hear the details?
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Nah.
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| System Message
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"The Springfield Jobs" event story completed! Keep clearing Justice Agents and doing heists to bring in more loot!
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| Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20
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Higher Stakes
| After completing Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5:
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Task: Collect Monte Burns' Casino Chips [x3000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3
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