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The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Springfield Jobs content update/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

The Springfield Job[edit]

The Springfield Job Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on March 21st:
Mr. Burns Smithers! Why is it so quiet in here?
Smithers Because mute is the default option in 2018.
Mr. Burns Enough of your meta-humor. I mean, the core is obviously melting down! Where are the alarms?!
Smithers Simpson must've turned off the alarms to help him focus on stopping the meltdown.
Homer Meltdown? I thought that was an alarm clock trying to wake me up from my nap.
Task: Make Homer Pull Levers to Stop a Meltdown (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Homer Stopped the meltdown. The forty-ninth lever was the charm.
Homer Wonder what pulling the first forty-eight levers did.
Aristotle Amadopolis What idiot activated the waste sludge dumper? It filled my Mercedes with radioactive mud!
Mr. Burns Aristotle Amadopolis, my fellow nuclear plant owner! What are you doing here?
Aristotle Amadopolis The usual. Regretting I ever came.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Aristotle Amadopolis Burnsie, I came here with a proposal.
Mr. Burns I have a proposal too: stop calling me "Burnsie".
Aristotle Amadopolis Burnsie, I'm bored with being a nuclear plant owner. We bend the law, but we never break it.
Mr. Burns Speak for yourself. I've committed crimes so terrible they haven't even been invented yet.
Aristotle Amadopolis Then I think you'll enjoy what I have in mind.
Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Propose a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Burns Agree to a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Casually Overhear About a Heist (6s, Control Building or Brown House)
Mr. Burns So we are agreed. We each put together a team of criminals and try to be the first to rob the Museum of Super Fine Arts in Little Italy.
Aristotle Amadopolis Whoever gets the loot first is the winner of our little contest.
Aristotle Amadopolis And then we give the loot back, of course, since this is all in fun.
Mr. Burns Oh, I'll return the loot. Even if during the heist you have a terminal "accident".
Aristotle Amadopolis Why would that happen?
Mr. Burns I'm putting Homer Simpson on my team. That pretty much guarantees someone will get hurt.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Bart, can you keep a secret?
Bart If you haven't figured that out by now, there's no point in me telling you.
Homer I knew I could trust you. Mr. Burns wants me to help him do a heist. Should I do it?
Bart Sure. If there's one thing I know about crime, it's that the big fish get caught and the little fish get away.
Homer Hey, it's a contest between two teams put together by a withered skinbag and a Greek playboy. What could go wrong?
Task: Make Homer Practice Heisting (6s, Simpson Home
Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Hire Goons (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Aristotle Amadopolis Listen up, you Calabresi mobsters, if you want in on this job.
Aristotle Amadopolis It's a simple art heist. No whacking, no kisses of death, and no going to the mattresses.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png What if we're sleepy?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Shut up, idiota! Don't worry, Mr. A. We'll play nice.
Tapped Out Primo Icon.png Until the job is over. But then we have a bone to pick with Fat Tony and his gang!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Aristotle Amadopolis Okay, mobsters. What's the plan for the heist?
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png Woah, slow down. We have to get in the stealing mood, with a practice extra-legal side gig.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png Anything we grab, we can fence down at the mall, at Plunderer Pete's.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Jr. Icon.png They don't care what truck your stuff "fell off", they'll buy it.
Tapped Out Dante Calabresi Sr. Icon.png And then write a cutesy shoppers guide about it.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Build Plunderer Pete's
Mr. Burns You've assembled quite a team of hoodlums, Aristotle, but I'll still beat you to robbing that museum.
Mr. Burns I've hired the most depraved scoundrels in Springfield for my team.
Mr. Burns The barflies at Moe's tavern.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon.png Citizen! I am an agent of the International Court of Justice. My jurisdiction is "Little Italy" and all other "Little Tourist Traps".
Homer The foreign fuzz. They're not like American cops. You can't bribe them with donuts.
Mr. Burns Relax. Perhaps a crime wave in a nearby town will draw them away.
Task: Make Burns Pay Small Time Thieves to Jump Town (4h, Control Building)
Task: Tap Justice Agents in Springfield [x10]
Task: Send Crooks to Other Springfields [x3]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Apu Why did I agree to be in on this heist? The only safe-cracking I know about is telling politically correct jokes to my wife.
Homer Have you thought about beating the safe door with one of your hot dogs?
Apu I want to open the safe, not reduce it to rubble.
Task: Make Apu Practice Safe Cracking on His Register (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Place Gondola in Bonus Area
Task: Place Any Grand Canal in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus
Apu Taking a gondola ride and listening to a yokel pretending to be a gondolier sing "Volaré" has totally chilled me out.
Apu I am ready to safe-crack my way into Fort Knox!
Apu Or even more challenging, the safe at the Kwik-E-Mart where they keep the twenty-dollar bills.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Recruits, all good heists need an elaborate plan, which Smithers here is preparing.
Smithers Once again, I have to protest being made an accessory to a crime.
Mr. Burns And I protest you being a namby-pamby poo-head. Now get on with it!
Smithers Fine. Now, before we do anything we have to stake out the target.
Homer Mmm, steak out.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

The Springfield Job Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Mr. Burns Smithers! We must make our move to rob the museum tonight.
Smithers But the team hasn't memorized the plan.
Homer We haven't even memorized the title of the plan: "The Plan".
Mr. Burns There's no time. I've learned that Aristotle and his goons are going in tomorrow.
Lenny Wow, you must have some spies.
Mr. Burns No, he just called me up and said "Nyah nyah, we're going in tomorrow".
Task: Unlock Act 1 Finale
Aristotle Amadopolis Neither of us managed to rob the museum. It seems I overestimated you...
Mr. Burns And I you. Does this mean our contest is over?
Aristotle Amadopolis No! We will try a heist in a new location. One far from Little Italy and its fattening calzones.
System Message You have completed the Act 1 story! Keep robbing the museum to keep getting those Pictures of Paintings. Act 2 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Don't Go Baroque[edit]

After completing The Springfield Job Pt. 8:
Task: Collect Pictures of Paintings [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3

Resurrection of Rigellian Christ[edit]

After the user logs in on March 28th:
System Message Let's celebrate the Resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Rigellian Christ! Have some slimy donuts in their name.
Quest reward: Donut10

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

It Only Rains Everyday[edit]

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 6th:
Aristotle Amadopolis Burnsie, our contest is still on. Whoever heists the most loot wins.
Mr. Burns Very well. But now our target will be the jewels in the Little Tower of Little London.
Smithers I still think this is a terrible idea.
Mr. Burns YOU'RE a terrible idea! And another thing: I'm throwing Simpson off the team.
Mr. Burns Who'd have thought that he could be worse at something than his actual job?
Task: Unlock Tower of Springfield
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Task: Make Homer Celebrate Being Off the Team (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Homer Woo hoo! I'm out of the caper! Now to celebrate by eating a jar of capers.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Fat Tony Homer Simpson, a word with you if you please.
Homer What if I don't please?
Fat Tony Then say goodbye to your kneecaps.
Homer I can't live with uncapped knees! What do you want?
Fat Tony I hear a heist is in the works. Tell me all the details.
Task: Make Homer Spill the Beans (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Homer So, Amadopolis and the Calabresi gang are planning to rob the Little Tower of Little London...
Legs No one does a heist on our territory, boss!
Fat Tony I am aware of that. In fact, I'm the one that told that to you, you goat cheese.
Legs You're so amazing, Boss, I can't help repeating things you say. So, what do we do, you goat cheese?
Fat Tony We do the heist first, with the help of the fatso.
Homer I assume you're referring to some other fatso, sir.
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Fat Tony Simpson, you're the one with heist experience, so I'm putting you in charge.
Homer Okay. One question: is the "wheel man" the guy that goes "whee" when the job is over?
Fat Tony Don't make me regret my decision. Regrets make me want to whack fatsos.
Homer I'M in charge. If anyone whacks me, it will be me.
Task: Make Homer "Plan" Heist (4h, Fat Tony's Compound or Brown House)
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Wiggum Lou, we've got a crime wave. I have a confidential tip that a major heist is in the works.
Lou It's not a confidential tip, it's something I told you at this morning's staff meeting.
Wiggum Lou, we're not here to worry about who gets credit, we're here to get my name in the paper.
Wiggum I'm installing a Police Call Box in the heart of the crime district.
Wiggum It's a place we can hide in if we see some scary crime.
Task: Place Police Call Box in Bonus Area
Task: Reach 1.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Here's the plan: we grab the Queen's Royal Carriage and use it to sneak into the Tower.
Fat Tony Nice. The Tower guards will think we're the Queen coming for a visit.
Homer Plus, I hear she keeps snacks in the carriage glove compartment.
Task: Make Homer Boost the Queen's Ride (4h, Tower of Springfield)
Task: Unlock Queen's Carriage
Task: Reach 5.00% Bonus at the Tower of Springfield
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Fat Tony So far, so good, Homer. We're in the carriage. Now to sneak into the Tower.
Louie We can't sneak! Homer's so heavy the carriage is dragging on the ground.
Homer It's not my fault! I loaded up on carbs so I'd have plenty of energy for the heist.
Fat Tony How's that working out?
Homer My full tummy is making me sleepy.
Task: Unlock Act 2 Finale
Homer Phew, we all got away safely!
Homer Except Louie. They beheaded him on Tower Green.
Aristotle Amadopolis The guards are on alert. We'll never steal the Crown Jewels now.
Mr. Burns Then we'll have to finish our contest somewhere else. It's time for sudden death.
Smithers Careful, sir, that's exactly what the doctor said during your last visit.
System Message You have completed Act 2! Keep robbing the tower to keep getting those Crown-less Jewels. Act 3 starts soon!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Run With Jewels[edit]

After completing It Only Rains Everyday Pt. 6:
Task: Collect Crown-Less Jewels [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3

Act 3 Gameplay[edit]

Monte Burns' Casino Heist[edit]

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on April 23rd:
Aristotle Amadopolis So, Montgomery, do you have a final heist in mind?
Mr. Burns I have the perfect place for a glamorous and elaborate heist: Springfield's biggest casino.
Smithers Sir, you're forgetting... you own that casino.
Mr. Burns Of course I own it, you fool. I know every in and out of the place. That's why I'm guaranteed to be the first one to rob it.
Smithers Sometimes I think it would be easier to be Donald Trump's personal assistant.
Task: Unlock Monte Burns' Resort Casino
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Carl Mr. Burns, if you already own this casino and know everything about it, why do we have to sneak in and case the joint?
Mr. Burns To lend verisimilitude.
Lenny I don't know this Vera Similitude, but I'm glad to lend her anything she needs.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Homer I don't want to rob this place. They keep bringing me free booze.
Marge It's not free... they only bring drinks as long as you're losing at blackjack!
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Fat Tony Homer, I hear you're involved in a plan to rob a casino.
Homer Yeah, but I don't think it would interest a mob guy like you. It's a sure thing.
Fat Tony On the contrary. You just got yourself a silent partner.
Johnny Tightlips I thought *I* was the silent partner. I'll shut up now.
Task: Make Heisters Plan Heists [x4] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Fernando Vidal Icon.png You have reached Fernando Vidal, international assassin. Ask about my two-for-one discounts.
Aristotle Amadopolis - Phone I'm in a contest to see who can do the best heist, and I need you to take out my competition.
0 Isn't that cheating?
Aristotle Amadopolis - Phone Oh thanks for the lecture, Mr. Hired Killer. Are you in or not?
0 Fax me the details. I have email, but I love the smell of faxing.
Task: Unlock Fernando's Villa
Task: Reach 6.00% Bonus at the Monte Burns' Resort Casino
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and XP10

Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Listen, Fat Tony, after this heist, I'm quitting the game.
Fat Tony No problem.
Homer I know I'm the key to your operation, but it's time for me to move on. Maybe raise a family.
Fat Tony That's fine. Best of luck.
Homer I'm telling you, I'm done.
Fat Tony And I'm telling you, great.
Homer All right, damn you. I'll stay in forever.
Task: Unlock Act 3 Finale
Task: Make Homer Do One Last Job [x3] (4h, Museum of Fine Arts, Tower of Springfield or Monte Burns' Resort Casino)
Mr. Burns Simpson! What did you do with the money you stole from my casino?
Homer Nothing. Because there was no cash. It was only bags and bags of old paper.
Aristotle Amadopolis Yes! Because I actually robbed you first!
Aristotle Amadopolis It was an incredibly clever and cool plan, using thirteen henchmen and a forty megavolt super-magnet. Want to hear the details?
Homer Nah.
System Message "The Springfield Jobs" event story completed! Keep clearing Justice Agents and doing heists to bring in more loot!
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and XP20

Higher Stakes[edit]

After completing Monte Burns' Casino Heist Pt. 5:
Task: Collect Monte Burns' Casino Chips [x3000]
Quest reward: Donut1/2/3