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Malibu Scheme House

Malibu Scheme House I

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I’m missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype! Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt.
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png What?! How?
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png The shop’s been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed. I couldn’t help myself – the first four sold so well!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Don’t worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day!
The player receives "Malibu Scheme House I" which is to "Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics". It takes 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Femme Fatale Look, I’m happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door!
Comic Book Guy I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini. Besides, it’s the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay!


Malibu Scheme House II

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Okay, that didn’t go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I’ve started a new business venture I think will be a hit…An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot?
Femme Fatale Hey, you’re paying, right? I’ll try whatever you want. This one sounds promising: “Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl.” He’s awfully dashing…
The player receives "Malibu Scheme House II" which is to "Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service". It takes 2 hours.
If the user has Femme Fatale: Task: "Make Femme Fatale Go on Blind Date" (It takes 2 hours). The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Femme Fatale Gimme a break – you don’t look anything like your profile pic!
Comic Book Guy Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, “Master of Space”! I use it to screen out the posers. I’m afraid you don’t make the cut.
Femme Fatale I don’t make the cut?! How about I cut YOU!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy!


Malibu Scheme House III

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed!
Smithers Did I hear you say you’re in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing! You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png That would be great, but now I don’t have any money to get started.
Smithers Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare…and collectible.
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection!
Smithers Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare People’s Liberation Armed Forces of South Vietnam Malibu Stacy prototype?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Mint condition!
Smithers Excellent!
The player receives "Malibu Scheme House III" which is to "Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing". It takes 8 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Agnes What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple!
Tapped Out Bandit2 Icon.png
I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png People, people! It’s not about the product, it’s about recruiting your own salespeople.
Barney You mean like a pyramid scheme?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png No, no, it’s not a pyramid scheme! If you’ll just look at this diagram–
Comic Book Guy The one literally in the shape of a pyramid?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png What? Oh…rats.


Malibu Scheme House IV

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Hey babe, what’s wrong?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Aw, that’s not so bad.
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I’m going to lose it all!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Oh no! That’s terrible!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png It’s okay. I’m just going to play with them one last time.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package!
The player receives "Malibu Scheme House IV" which is to "Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection". It takes 12 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.


Malibu Scheme House V

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark
Smithers Time to pay up! What’s that? You don’t have the money?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png No…no, I don’t. Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed?
Smithers Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection!
Comic Book Guy Not so fast, my mysteriously mustachioed friend!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png What are you doing here now?
Comic Book Guy Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW!
The player receives "Malibu Scheme House V" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law" & "Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Comic Book Guy As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act! We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers.
Smithers Wow, that’s really specific.
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png I’m glad I don’t have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something.
Smithers Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it’s really me, Smithers.
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Yeah, we know.
Smithers Oh. Well, how about this: Would you be willing to timeshare your Viet Cong Malibu Stacy with me – for a hefty fee, of course!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Wow! That would really bail us out! What do you say, babe?
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png Viva la revolución!



Woeful Weasel

Woeful Weasel I

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Ugghh…c’mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I’ll need you to see to that.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png You’ll have to use your car keys.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png I don't have a car!
The player receives "Woeful Weasel I" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant". It takes 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.


Woeful Weasel II

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png *sigh* What a day. I don’t know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow. And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day… I need some relief! Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two?
The player receives "Woeful Weasel II" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker". It takes 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Gil *knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I’d introduce myself. Name’s Gil. Boy howdee, you sure look like you’ve been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place?
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers.
Gil Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there’s some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here’s my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn’t I? Here you go, one of Gil’s finest brews.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png What is this? I thought we were drinking beer.
Gil Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater.


Woeful Weasel III

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living.
Gil Ol’ Gil doesn’t have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I’m sleeping. Then things’ll be looking up!
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Well, since we’re neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want.
Gil Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies.
Gil Whoa, you’re talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He’s a whiz with that technical stuff.
The player receives "Woeful Weasel III" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil’s Other Neighbor". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Sideshow Bob Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance?
Gil This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don’t have your smarts.
Sideshow Bob You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come. *walks into rake* *groans* We’ll start by cleaning up these rakes.


Woeful Weasel IV

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Sideshow Bob Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?!
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png You uh…you okay, Bob?
Sideshow Bob I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever.

Sideshow Bob: And what, pray tell, was this?

The player receives "Woeful Weasel IV" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil’s Unit". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Sideshow Bob Dear God, what is this abomination?
Gil Ah, are you two checking out Gil’s sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I’ve almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with!
Sideshow Bob Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I’ll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn’t mean you have to live like an animal. Let’s turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing!


Woeful Weasel V

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable!
Gil Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol’ Gil’s not getting lead poisoning tonight!
Sideshow Bob Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png You know what? You’re right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world!
Sideshow Bob Well, let’s not go overboard.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Starting tomorrow, I’m going to show everyone the new me!
The player receives "Woeful Weasel V" which is to "Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it. *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this! Heya kids! Wall E.’s here and he’s ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel?!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper*
Tapped Out Wall E. Weasel Icon.png Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record!

Do The Math

Do The Math I

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
Database Ah, man. I can’t believe we lost that math competition.
Lisa It’s okay, guys. We’ll get ‘em next time
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png *gasp*
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png And Database…you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat’s Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem?
Database Seventeenth century French mathematics is my weakness! You know that.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png You’re off your game, and it’s gonna cost us that regional trophy that is built out of golden Mersenne prime numbers.
Database Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics!
The player receives "Do The Math I" which is to "Make Cosine Vote On Kicking Out Database", "Make Lisa Vote On Kicking Out Database", "Make Database Vote On Kicking Himself Out" & "Make Report Card Vote On Kicking Out Database". Every task take 30 minutes. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Lisa Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can’t just kick him out.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png It’s more of an impeachment.
Lisa Right, and that always goes so well…


Do The Math II

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png It looks like the vote is tied. What do we do now?
Lisa Well, in keeping with procedure, the Vice President would cast the deciding vote.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png As Vice President, I hereby vote to remove Database from the group!
Database But…you already voted! You can’t vote twice.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Given that he’s a non-member, I motion to have Database’s comments stricken from the record.
Lisa Ahh…I agree with Database, but decorum must be followed. The motion passes.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png The motion passes! Let it be added to the record.
Database *gasp* You’ll regret this, Cosine.
The player receives "Do The Math II" which is to "Make Cosine Search For a New Member", "Make Lisa Search For a New Member" & "Make Report Card Search For a New Member". Every task take 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.


Do The Math III

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks.
Bart *graffitiing the swing set* Don’t call me Cosmos.
Lisa Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in…
Bart In what?
Lisa Gimme a minute, I didn't practice this.
Bart C’mon, guys. I’m not the best mathlete around here.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png You’re not? Then who is?
Bart Uh...that guy.
Nelson *beating up Wendell* You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png His addition skills are indeed on point.
The player receives "Do The Math III" which is to "Make Cosine Try to Convince Nelson to Join" & Make Nelson Reject Cosine’s Offer". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon.png Thank you for redirecting his ire.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png Are you okay, Wendell? He did hit you in the stomach pretty hard. You look a bit…
Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon.png Please don’t say it.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png …queasy?
Tapped Out Wendell Borton Icon.png *throws up*


Do The Math IV

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
Nelson I wouldn’t join your lame group in a million years.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing.
Nelson Oh yeah? And what’s that? *pulls back fist for a punch*
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Girls dig nerds.
Nelson *slowly relaxes fist* They do?
Lisa Uh…yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like “I can’t wait to find a hunk who can…solve the Poincaré Conjecture.”
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003.
Lisa *whispering* Just go with it.
Nelson That must be what I’ve been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I’m in.
The player receives "Do The Math IV" which is to "Make Cosine Teach Nelson Quadratic Equations to Get Girls". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.


Do The Math V

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark
Nelson What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don’t dig nerds, they dig geeks!
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Huh? What’s the difference?
Nelson Well apparently only geeks know the difference.
Lisa I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he’s winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam!
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png Run! He’s coming after us! Oh wait, he’s already winded.
Nelson I can’t…I’m no match for their delicate legs. Nerds!
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png Yeah, and don’t you forget it! The…leg part, not the nerd part.
The player receives "Do The Math V" which is to "Make Cosine Try Not to Be a Nerd Anymore". It takes 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Lisa Oh hey, Cosine. What uh…what are you doing there?
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png *strutting weirdly* Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don’t recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek.
Lisa You’re still gonna get picked on.
Tapped Out Cosine Tangent Icon.png What? No!
Database Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn’t go so hot. Well…guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around?
Lisa Please don't.
Database *sticking thumbs into his chest* This guy!
Lisa You did.

Pain in the Jass

Pain in the Jass I

After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
Squeaky Voiced Teen Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation?
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh.
Squeaky Voiced Teen Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir?
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Oh, well…I’m afraid things aren’t going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out.
Squeaky Voiced Teen So…pleasure?
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png That's fine.
The player receives "Pain in the Jass I" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room". It takes 30 minutes. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Squeaky Voiced Teen And here is your room key, Mr. Jass.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Great, thanks.
Squeaky Voiced Teen If you wouldn’t mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today. It shouldn’t take more than five minutes, you’ll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job.


Pain in the Jass II

After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png *making a phone call*
Tapped Out Phone Icon.png *goes to voicemail* Hi, you’ve reached the Jasses. I’m Lara, and I’m Hugh! We can’t come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we’ll get back to you! *beep*
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Lara, it’s me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I’m sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out.
Tapped Out Phone Icon.png *beep*
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png *sigh* Life is usually more funny than this.
The player receives "Pain in the Jass II" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png *walks into the hotel bar*
Squeaky Voiced Teen Sir, please don’t sit on the chairs without drying off first.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid?
Squeaky Voiced Teen As long as the ingredients are in the name.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Great. I’ll have a screwdriver.
Squeaky Voiced Teen Uh…how about a swizzle stick?


Pain in the Jass III

After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn’t hitting the spot. You know, I’ll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since…

*a single tear falls* Since that first Flaming Moe I drank.

Squeaky Voiced Teen … According to my bartender’s handbook, I’m supposed to say, “Go to her, Hugh.”
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png You’re right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. *runs out the door*
The player receives "Pain in the Jass III" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe’s for a Flaming Moe". It takes 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe.
Moe Sorry, we don’t serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again–
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png I’ll pay five hundred dollars.
Moe You want a little umbrella in it?


Pain in the Jass IV

After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png And so then…then I said “Stop leering at her, sir. That’s my WIFE!” And then I…I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here.
Barney Hahaha, oh man that’s a great story. *belch*
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir.
Moe Alright, Hugh. You’ve had three already. And…I’m kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you’re paying for these, but I think you’ve had enough. How’s about I call you a cab?
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png I said good day, sir!
Moe What?
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Listen here you… Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko.
The player receives "Pain in the Jass IV" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes". It takes 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.


Pain in the Jass V

After tapping on Hugh Jass's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png *slowly opens his eyes* Where…where am I?
Barney You’re in the hospital.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png The hospital? How did I get here?
Barney You had one too many Flaming Moe’s, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We’ve all been there. *belch*
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png And…you saved me?
Barney No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I’m checked into the room next door.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png Oh, sorry.
Dr. Hibbert Mr. Jass? There’s someone here to see you.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png *gasp* Lara?
The player receives "Pain in the Jass V" which is to "Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Hugh Jass Icon.png I have to tell you…you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven’t had a friend like that in a long time.
Squeaky Voiced Teen It’s the least I could do…is what the bartender’s handbook says I should say.