The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel content update/Premium Gameplay

Malibu Scheme House

Malibu Scheme House Pt. 1

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark: Oooh! SwapBay has the bayonet accessory I'm missing for my ultra-rare Viet Cong Malibu Stacy prototype! Three-hundred dollars is a lot for a three-centimeter piece of plastic, but a small price to pay to help Malibu Stacy fight the forces of oppressive colonial capitalism! Uh, babe, you might want to hold off on that. Coolsville Comics might go bankrupt. What?! How? The shop's been in a bit of a slump since everyone buys online now. I ordered too many copies of Ultimate New Rebirth Crisis Five, and it bombed. I couldn't help myself – the first four sold so well! Don't worry, babe – if more bodies in the store is what we need, I got just the plan: Bikini Day! Task: Make Strawberry Organize Bikini Day at Coolsville Comics (4h, Coolsville or Brown House) Look, I'm happy to show up in a bikini for your promotion, but this guy is blocking the door! I thought the point of this promotion was a discount if one showed up wearing a bikini. Besides, it's the perfect opportunity for me to wear my Space Slave Princess bikini cosplay! My eyes! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malibu Scheme House Pt. 2

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark: Okay, that didn't go so hot – actually, it was decidedly un-hot! But I've started a new business venture I think will be a hit... An online dating service for pop culture aficionados! Want to give it a shot? Hey, you're paying, right? I'll try whatever you want. This one sounds promising: "Robust business owner and raconteur seeks daring fangirl." He's awfully dashing... Task: Make Strawberry Run an Online Dating Service (2h, Coolsville or Brown House) If the user has Femme Fatale: Task: Make Femme Fatale Go On Blind Date (2h, Coolsville or Brown House) Gimme a break – you don't look anything like your profile pic! Please! That photo is obviously Rainier Wolfcastle in the camp sci-fi classic, "Master of Space"! I use it to screen out the posers. I'm afraid you don't make the cut. I don't make the cut?! How about I cut YOU! Uh, please remember our terms and conditions have a clear no-violence policy! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malibu Scheme House Pt. 3

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark: Ugh, none of my business ideas have worked. Coolsville Comics is doomed! Did I hear you say you're in need of a new money-making venture? I have just the thing! You can sell these Pyramid Inc. products to friends and family. Guaranteed financial success! That would be great, but now I don't have any money to get started. Well, if you had something you could put up as collateral. Perhaps something rare...and collectible. Oh! I know – my Malibu Stacy collection! Does it happen to feature the ultra-rare People's Liberation Armed Forces of South Vietnam Malibu Stacy prototype? Mint condition! Excellent! Task: Make Strawberry Pitch Multi-Level Marketing (8h) What is this cheap junk?! It turned my hair purple – well, even more purple! I used this on my laundry, and it ruined my good sombrero! People, people! It's not about the product, it's about recruiting your own salespeople. You mean like a pyramid scheme? No, no, it's not a pyramid scheme! If you'll just look at this diagram– The one literally in the shape of a pyramid? What? Oh...rats. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Malibu Scheme House Pt. 4

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark: Hey babe, what's wrong? I was trying to make extra money to help the shop out. I became a Pyramid Inc. saleswoman, but everyone got angry with me because it was just a pyramid scheme! Aw, that's not so bad. But to get started, I had to put up my Malibu Stacy collection as collateral – now I'm going to lose it all! Oh no! That's terrible! It's okay. I'm just going to play with them one last time. Wow, you even took Banjo-Playing Mountain Folk Stacy out of her package! Task: Make Strawberry Play With Her Malibu Stacy Collection (4h, Coolsville or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Malibu Scheme House Pt. 5

After tapping on Strawberry's exclamation mark: Time to pay up! What's that? You don't have the money? No...no, I don't. Who knew it would be so hard to get friends and family to buy bulk products that they can have delivered cheaply from their local grocery store as needed? Indeed. Well, time to pay the piper and hand over your collection! Not so fast, my mysteriously mustachioed friend! What are you doing here now? Oh, not much, just reminding your supposed benefactor that you are in fact protected – BY THE LAW! If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Lay Down the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House) Task: Make Strawberry Be Impressed by the Law (1h, Coolsville or Brown House) As you can see, I successfully lobbied Mayor Quimby to pass the Springfield Nerd Protection Act! We cannot be pressured nor swindled out of our precious collections by angry mothers, jealous friends, or pyramid schemers. Wow, that's really specific. I'm glad I don't have to give him my collection, but Coolsville is still going out of business unless I do something. Now I feel guilty for trying to swindle you out of your Malibu Stacy collection. By the way, it's really me, Smithers. Yeah, we know. Oh. Well, how about this: Would you be willing to timeshare your Viet Cong Malibu Stacy with me – for a hefty fee, of course! Wow! That would really bail us out! What do you say, babe? Viva la revolución! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Woeful Weasel

Woeful Weasel Pt. 1

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark: Hey Wall E., one of the kids puked in the ball pit and I need you to clean it out. Ugghh...c'mon there are like eight million balls in there. Is anybody really gonna notice a little vomit? Yep. Someone also stuffed pizza cheese inside the coin slots of Super Slugfest, so afterwards I'll need you to see to that. Seriously? Even after corporate declined the work order request for that screwdriver?! You'll have to use your car keys. I don't have a car! Task: Make Wall E. Weasel Clean the Restaurant (2h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House) If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: Task: Make Squeaky Voice Teen Oversee the Cleanup (2h, Wall E. Weasel's, Vesuvius Pizza, Zesty's Pizza or Brown House) *scraping cheese with his belt buckle* Ugh, how did my life get to such a low point? Corporate policy explicitly forbids any depressing inner monologues from taking place at work. Wait until you get home for that. How are you my boss anyways? I'm twice your age! If you start applying yourself, then someday maybe you can be where I am. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go order more pepperoni. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Woeful Weasel Pt. 2

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark: *sigh* What a day. I don't know if I can face those little demons again tomorrow. And this headache from listening to that incessant whining all day... I need some relief! Time for a little me-time. Should I sit in total silence in my storage locker for four hours, or just two? Task: Make Wall E. Weasel Sit in Total Silence In His Storage Locker (4h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House) *knocks on vertical rolling door* Hi neighbor. I live in the next storage locker over and thought I'd introduce myself. Name's Gil. Boy howdee, you sure look like you've been through the wringer, and believe me I know what that looks like! Say, you want to grab a drink at my place? You live here too? I thought I was the only person living inside Broken Dreams Storage Lockers. Oh, no. All these units have tenants. In fact, there's some stiff competition to get in here. I had to put up a kidney as collateral! So anyway, here's my unit. Oh, I promised you a drink, didn't I? Here you go, one of Gil's finest brews. What is this? I thought we were drinking beer. Beer? Whoa, we got a high roller over here. No sir, that there is freshly brewed rainwater. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Woeful Weasel Pt. 3

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark: Wow. After meeting you I realize I could have it a whole lot worse. And I wear a weasel costume for a living. Ol' Gil doesn't have it too bad. Just gotta get my door working again so I can keep the cold night out when I'm sleeping. Then things'll be looking up! Well, since we're neighbors and all, I might be able to give you a hand if you want. Gee, you mean that Mister? That sure would be great. Especially since all the bubbles already popped on my bubble wrap blanket. Um, sure. And maybe we can get you an actual heat lamp instead of that jar of fireflies. Whoa, you're talking about some serious upgrades! We better meet with my other neighbor. He's a whiz with that technical stuff. Task: Make Wall E. Weasel Meet Gil's Other Neighbor (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House) Hello, Gil. How nice to see you this evening. And who is your new acquaintance? This here is Wall E. Weasel. He lives in the next unit over. He offered to help me fix my place up. But we sure could use your help with some of the technical doodads. We just don't have your smarts. You know how to strike at the heart of me, Gil. Very well, if you need my superior intellect to help adorn your establishment with some class, then I suppose I could be of some assistance. Come. *walks into rake* *groans* We'll start by cleaning up these rakes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Woeful Weasel Pt. 4

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark: Blast these infernal rakes! Why must they envelop my entire existence?! You uh...you okay, Bob? I simply cannot catch a break. If I let my guard down for just a second, the universe seems to capitalize on my momentary distraction by placing a rake at my feet. Look, that sounds pretty weird, but I think I know what you mean. I used to think I was the unluckiest guy in this entire town. But today I saw something. Something horrifying. Something that changed me forever. And what, pray tell, was this? Task: Make Wall E. Weasel Show Sideshow Bob the Inside of Gil's Unit (1h, Broken Dreams Storage Lockers or Brown House) Dear God, what is this abomination? Ah, are you two checking out Gil's sweet bachelor pad? Yep, this is where the magic happens. And by magic, of course I mean Solitaire. I've almost got a fifty-two card deck to work with! Thank you, Gil. And Wall E, I see now that no matter how dire my circumstances, I'll never truly hit rock bottom like our friend Gil here. Now, just because you live in a cage doesn't mean you have to live like an animal. Let's turn this wretched hellhole into something dashing! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Woeful Weasel Pt. 5

After tapping on Wall E. Weasel's exclamation mark: It took all night, but I think we finally made this unit presentable! Yeah! Putting that water filter under my rain gutter is really going to make a difference. Ol' Gil's not getting lead poisoning tonight! Yes, and using those rakes to rake up those other rakes was a stroke of genius. I must say, Wall E., you are shrewder than you appear. You know what? You're right! I have a great job, I have a great personality, and I have a lot to offer this world! Well, let's not go overboard. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to show everyone the new me! Task: Make Wall E. Weasel March Into Work With Confidence (1h, Wall E. Weasel's or Brown House) Just remember, Wall E., that no matter what lies on the other side of this door, you can handle it. *deep sigh* You can do this. You can do this! Heya kids! Wall E.'s here and he's ready to play! Who wants a piggyback ride on the Weasel? Wall E., rats got into the milkshake machine again. I need you to strain the rat hair out of the vat. *hands Wall E. a scooper* Oh well, my good attitude lasted about three minutes. A new personal record! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Do the Math

Do the Math Pt. 1

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark: Ah, man. I can't believe we lost that math competition. It's okay, guys. We'll get 'em next time. Yes, but from a pragmatic perspective we should identify the weakest link and excise it. *gasp* And Database...you missed the final question that cost us the game. How could you have confused Fermat's Last Theorem with his FIRST theorem? Seventeenth century French mathematics is my weakness! You know that. You're off your game, and it's gonna cost us that regional trophy that is built out of golden Mersenne prime numbers. Again with the seventeenth century French mathematics! Task: Make Cosine Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Vote On Kicking Himself Out (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Report Card: Task: Make Report Card Vote On Kicking Out Database (30m, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Are we really doing this? Database is the President of the group. We can't just kick him out. It's more of an impeachment. Right, and that always goes so well... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Do the Math Pt. 2

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark: It looks like the vote is tied. What do we do now? Well, in keeping with procedure, the Vice President would cast the deciding vote. As Vice President, I hereby vote to remove Database from the group! But...you already voted! You can't vote twice. Given that he's a non-member, I motion to have Database's comments stricken from the record. Ahh...I agree with Database, but decorum must be followed. The motion passes. The motion passes! Let it be added to the record. *gasp* You'll regret this, Cosine. Task: Make Cosine Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Report Card: Task: Make Report Card Search For a New Member (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Do the Math Pt. 3

After tapping on Cosine Tangent's exclamation mark: Cosmos, I believe the time is right for you to rejoin our ranks. *graffitiing the swing set* Don't call me Cosmos. Bart, we really need you. Sure, math may not be your strong suit, but what you lack in actual mathematical skill you make up for in... In what? Gimme a minute, I didn't practice this. C'mon, guys. I'm not the best mathlete around here. You're not? Then who is? Uh...that guy. *beating up Wendell* You plus me makes two of us who knew this beating was coming. His addition skills are indeed on point. Task: Make Cosine Try to Convince Nelson to Join (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Reject Cosine's Offer (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Thank you for redirecting his ire. Are you okay, Wendell? He did hit you in the stomach pretty hard. You look a bit... Please don't say it. ...queasy? *throws up* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Do the Math Pt. 4

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: I wouldn't join your lame group in a million years. Mr. Muntz, I believe you are overlooking one very important thing. Oh yeah? And what's that? *pulls back fist for a punch* Girls dig nerds. *slowly relaxes fist* They do? Uh...yeeaaahhh. Totally. All my friends are like "I can't wait to find a hunk who can...solve the Poincaré Conjecture." But Lisa, it was already solved in 2003. *whispering* Just go with it. That must be what I've been missing all this time. Alright nerds, I'm in. Task: Make Cosine Teach Nelson Quadratic Equations to Get Girls (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Do the Math Pt. 5

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark: What the crap. You nerds lied to me! Chicks don't dig nerds, they dig geeks! Huh? What's the difference? Well apparently only geeks know the difference. I wish you all would stop stereotyping so much, it really depends on the – oh no, he's winding up his fist for a patented Nelson Wham Bam Thank You Slam! Run! He's coming after us! Oh wait, he's already winded. I can't...I'm no match for their delicate legs. Nerds! Yeah, and don't you forget it! The...leg part, not the nerd part. Task: Make Cosine Try Not to Be a Nerd Anymore (4h) Oh hey, Cosine. What uh...what are you doing there? *strutting weirdly* Ah, Lisa. Perhaps you don't recognize me. For I am no longer a nerd to be picked on. I am now a geek. You're still gonna get picked on. What? No! Hey, guys. I heard your search for a new member didn't go so hot. Well...guess whose got two thumbs and is still the best mathlete around? Please don't. *sticking thumbs into his chest* This guy! You did. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Palm Springfield Resort Gil Deal

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark: Ah, there's nothing like a day by the pool here at Palm Springfield Resort. Sipping a drink, taking in the sun, checking out the ladies who are checking out Ol' Gil. Sir, you have to rent a room in order to use the pool. How did you even get past security? *sigh* If only someone I knew owned this place. I could get in free and catch some rays whenever I wanted. *walks away* I'm gonna need you to leave the pool noodle. Say, friend...if you could purchase the Palm Springfield Resort, you'd let me swim here, wouldn't ya? On offer accepted: Wow, I knew you wouldn't let Ol' Gil down! Now if you could just stand back a bit... Cannonball! On offer declined: *sigh* I guess I could go to the public pool. Maybe they cleaned it since... the incident.

Pain in the Jass

Pain in the Jass Pt. 1

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark: Welcome to Palm Springfield Resort, sir. Do you have a reservation? Yes. It should be under Jass, first name Hugh. Indeed, I have your reservation right here. Are you here on business or for pleasure, sir? Oh, well...I'm afraid things aren't going too well with the wife. Lara kicked me out. So...pleasure? That's fine. Task: Make Hugh Jass Check Into His Room (30m, Palm Springfield Resort) And here is your room key, Mr. Jass. Great, thanks. If you wouldn't mind, please go to our website and fill out this survey on how well I served you today. It shouldn't take more than five minutes, you'll be entered into a drawing for a free drink at the bar, and anything below a score of ten means I lose my job. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pain in the Jass Pt. 2

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark: *making a phone call* *goes to voicemail* Hi, you've reached the Jasses. I'm Lara, and I'm Hugh! We can't come to the phone right now but if you just leave a message after the beep we'll get back to you! *beep* Lara, it's me. Listen babe, I was a huge jerk. I'm sorry. I never should have said that about your mother. Let me come home and we can work this out. *beep* *sigh* Life is usually more funny than this. Task: Make Hugh Jass Take a Contemplative Dip (1h, Palm Springfield Resort) *walks into the hotel bar* Sir, please don't sit on the chairs without drying off first. You work in the bar, too? You know how to mix a decent drink, kid? As long as the ingredients are in the name. Great. I'll have a screwdriver. Uh...how about a swizzle stick? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pain in the Jass Pt. 3

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark: No offense, but this drink you mixed just isn't hitting the spot. You know, I'll be honest, nothing has really satisfied me ever since... *a single tear falls* Since that first Flaming Moe I drank. ... According to my bartender's handbook, I'm supposed to say, "Go to her, Hugh." You're right. Thank you for that heartfelt suggestion. *runs out the door* Task: Make Hugh Jass Go to Moe's for a Flaming Moe (2h, Moe's Tavern) Proprietor, I would like a Flaming Moe. Sorry, we don't serve those no more. They came between me and my best friend, and the health department threatened to shut us down, so I made a vow to never again– I'll pay five hundred dollars. You want a little umbrella in it? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pain in the Jass Pt. 4

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark: And so then...then I said "Stop leering at her, sir. That's my WIFE!" And then I...I socked him in the nose, with my hands. These hands here. Hahaha, oh man that's a great story. *belch* Moe, gimme another Flaming You. Extra flamey, sir. Alright, Hugh. You've had three already. And...I'm kicking myself as I say this, considering how much you're paying for these, but I think you've had enough. How's about I call you a cab? I said good day, sir! What? Listen here you... Either you gimme my wife back or you gimme another of them Flaming Moes. Your call, bucko. Task: Make Hugh Jass Have One Too Many Flaming Moes (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Pain in the Jass Pt. 5

After tapping on Hugh Jass' exclamation mark: *slowly opens his eyes* Where...where am I? You're in the hospital. The hospital? How did I get here? You had one too many Flaming Moe's, you went up on the roof, danced around, and fell off. We've all been there. *belch* And...you saved me? No, you landed on me and broke a few of my bones. I'm checked into the room next door. Oh, sorry. Mr. Jass? There's someone here to see you. *gasp* Lara? Task: Make Hugh Jass Reconcile With His Wife (1h, Springfield General Hospital or Brown House) I have to tell you...you really helped me out. You were the glue that held me together. I haven't had a friend like that in a long time. It's the least I could do...is what the bartender's handbook says I should say. Quest reward: 200 and 20