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Crazy Happy Fun World

Crazy Happy Fun World I

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png It’ll be good to get back to Coolsville Comics and relax.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey hey! Just the man I’m looking for! I need a new lead-in for my show to boost ratings, and your Game Master shtick is hashtag-trending. I just learned what trending is. And what hashtags are. Hashtag-cool!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png You want me to host a show on comic books??
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What? Ew, no! Comic books are hashtag-dead! I want you to host a Japanese-style game show. Hashtag-crazy!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Japanese game show? Hashtag-sign me up!
The player receives "Crazy Happy Fun World I" which is to "Make The Game Master Host Crazy Happy Fun World" & "Make Krusty Hashtag EVERYTHING". Every task take 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Welcome everyone to Crazy Happy Fun World! I’m your host, The Game Master! Our first contestants will face each other in a Thanksgiving Food Fight!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s not fair! Dad is bigger and stronger than we are!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax, Lis! Homer’s eating all his ammo.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *eating* NOM NOM NOM!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But who’s going to clean up this mess?


Crazy Happy Fun World II

After tapping on The Game Master's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png No more food fights. That man almost died.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png From overeating! How is that my fault? Contestants were informed that the “food” was Grade F: Failure to be Edible. Alright, fine! Besides, it’s time for everyone’s newest favorite game: Barbarian Wall Smash! Smash through this brick wall using just your head – literally! – and you win!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png All I gotta do is put this helmet on and smash through that wall with my head? And there are prizes on the other side? I got this!
The player receives "Crazy Happy Fun World II" which is to "Make The Game Master Emcee Barbarian Wall Smash" & "Make Moe Use His Head to Smash Through Wall". Every task take 30 minutes. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I…I made it? Mommy, is that you…?
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Well, you broke through – sadly, not before the Crazy Happy Fun World timer expired. But you did earn some lovely consolation prizes. Strawberry, tell the man what he won!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png This lunch pail with the faces of…uh…I’m gonna say a defunct boy band? Plus a year’s supply of government surplus ramen!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png *staggers around the stage* Worth it!


Crazy Happy Fun World III

After tapping on The Game Master's exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png The lawyer again? Ugh! What’s this contestant complaining about? We gave him a helmet!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png He’s happy as the proverbial bivalve mollusk. No, it’s the woman in the audience he threw up on who’s threatening to sue. We’ll rewrite the audience agreement on the back of their tickets – it’s already thirty-four paragraphs long, but twelve more won’t hurt.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png In the meantime, we have plenty of other game ideas! And this next one requires audience participation…
The player receives "Crazy Happy Fun World II" which is to "Make The Game Master Arm Audience With Sticks".It takes 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As a contestant, I’ll use my big brain with the THINKING and the CALCULATING to win big prizes!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Well, you better think fast, because to play Surviving the Studio you have to make it to any of the three exits before the audience clubs you into submission!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Hoyvin! What would Einstein do? I know: E equals MC RUN!


Crazy Happy Fun World IV

After tapping on The Game Master's exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png What now?! Don’t tell me Professor Frink is suing…
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Fortunately he’s in traction and unable to sign a legally binding agreement. No, it turns out the Whacking Day people are highly litigious.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Fine, no more whacking. Besides, it’s time for our latest contest: A buddy game called Fishing For Prizes!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Me and Carl got this..
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Carl will be using a crane to lower prizes into this piranha-filled swimming pool, where Lenny will retrieve them using only his mouth.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wait, what?
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Any prizes Lenny can move to the ledge on the other side, they keep!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Doesn’t sound hard. Let’s go!
The player receives "Crazy Happy Fun World IV" which is to "Make Carl Lower Prizes Into Pool", "Make Lenny Retrieve Underwater Prizes" & "Make The Game Master Watch a Contestant Almost Drown". Every task take 30 minutes. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png You almost killed me! You seriously expected me to swim to the surface with a pickup truck?!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Eh, the CPR worked, what are you complaining about?


Crazy Happy Fun World V

After tapping on The Game Master's exclamation mark
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png So for our next game–
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Forget it! This show is finished!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png But you said it was a hit!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah – a hit with my lawyer! The legal fees are killing me. Oy!
The player receives "Crazy Happy Fun World V" which is to "Make Krusty Cancel Crazy Happy Fun World", "Make Lenny Retrieve Underwater Prizes" & "The Game Master Be Sad Crazy Happy Fun World is Canceled". Every task take 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png So what are you going to use as a lead-in to your program now?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png We got a new show lined up and it’s going to be crazy hashtag-popular! Something about a woman yelling at a cat…

Mutiny on the High Suburbs

Mutiny on the High Suburbs I

After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Alright, hand over the booty! And by “booty,” I mean lunch money.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png But I don’t have any lunch money! And my mom says I shouldn’t show my booty to anyone except my doctor.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Yaarrrr! A pirate doesn’t care for a scallywag’s excuses.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hold on. Nelson, are you dressed up as your character from Chunky Island?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye. The life of a pirate suits me. Pillagin’ and plunderin’ and the like.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Seems a lot like your normal life.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye. Just with an eyepatch. And less depth perception. *walks into post*
The player receives "Mutiny on the High Suburbs I" which is to "Make Pirate Nelson Loot the Kids’ Lunch Money" & "Make Kids Hide Booty From Pirate Nelson (x5)". Every task take 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Nelson! Did you steal the flamingoes from Mother’s yard?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Steal? Nay. I PLUNDERED ‘em!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png *gasp* A maritime technicality! The bane of all principals. *sighs* You’re free to go.


Mutiny on the High Suburbs II

After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Where should my next hornswagglin’ be, ya scurvy seadogs?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Shiver me timbers! I’ve never heard such good piratin’ from a landlubber.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Who says I’m a landlubber? I’ve sailed the seven seas as long as any… At least virtually…
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png My, my. I can see ye’re no average swilldrinker. Ye know, I’ve got an opening on my crew. Five doubloons a fortnight. What say ye?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Sink me! That’s no small bounty.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yar. I’ll just need ye to show me that ye know how to handle yerself as a buccaneer.
The player receives "Mutiny on the High Suburbs II" which is to "Make Pirate Nelson Prove His Pirating Skills" & "Make Sea Captain Sing an Approving Shanty". Every task take 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.

Mutiny on the High Suburbs III

After tapping on Sea Captain's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Ahoy! Here we are, ye powder monkey.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png This is a houseboat.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Aye. Fastest in the briny deep. You’ll start by swabbin’ the deck.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Swabbing the deck?! I thought I was your first mate?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yar, ye’ve got to start at the bottom and work yer way up.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Blimey, how long is that gonna take?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png A few hours, if’n ye know what ye’re doing. Start at the bottom deck and work yer way up to the top. Proper swabbin’ order, that is.
The player receives "Mutiny on the High Suburbs III" which is to "Make Pirate Nelson Swab the Decks" & "Make Sea Captain Wax the Plank". Every task take 8 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Heave ho, lad. Ye about finished up?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png I’d rather be cleaved to the brisket.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Well ye’ve got yer terminology down, that’s for sure. When ye’re done, go ahead and batten down the hatches.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Be there a storm a-comin’?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png My ex-wife. Same difference.

Mutiny on the High Suburbs IV

After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I’ve seen better swabbin’ jobs. But it’s only yer first day. I’m sure ye’ll stop bilge-sucking in no time.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png That’s it. I’m sick of your “yars” and “ahoys” and “hang ‘em from the yardarms”. This ship is mine now! *pushes Sea Captain overboard*
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png *falling* Mutiny!
The player receives "Mutiny on the High Suburbs IV" which is to "Make Pirate Nelson Commandeer the Houseboat". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png And this here be the galley… And over there, that’s where I hang the jib.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Wow. So this place is all yours?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye, until next Wednesday.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png What happens then?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png The dockmaster comes around collecting mooring fees. I’ll not be surrendering my copper to the likes of him!

Mutiny on the High Suburbs V

After tapping on Pirate Nelson's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png} So you’re not worried about the Sea Captain coming to take his houseboat back?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png There is NO WAY the Sea Captain is coming to take his houseboat back.
The player receives "Mutiny on the High Suburbs V" which is to "Make Sea Captain Come Take His Houseboat Back". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Avast ye scurvy carouser!
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png You’re really stretching for pirate terms you haven’t used yet.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Unhand this ship, or else dead men will tell no tales.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png That’s not even what that means!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Okay, fine. Gimme my ship back and I won’t tell your mom.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png *grumbles* Fine.

World of Wifecraft

World of Wifecraft I

After tapping on Cleric Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It’s the dry cleaning of the future!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png OK, I found them… Hey, what’s this? I’ve received an email from Earthland Realms…It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn’t hurt to just check in on things…
The player receives "World of Wifecraft I" which is to "Make Homer Wait for His Pants" (takes 2 hours) & "Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms" (takes 1 hour). The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Alright, I’m in! Now, let’s see what my Cleric needed help with. I’ll just walk to that virtual mailbox. *reading* “Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!” “The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they’re looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots.” Ugh, they’re just trying to buy me off with some free stuff. Although…with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion…I’ll just play until then, and THAT’S IT.

World of Wifecraft II

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where’s Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don’t answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay, I’ve got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self! But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!
The player receives "World of Wifecraft II" which is to "Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants" (takes 30 minutes) & "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms" (takes 4 hours). The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge! What are you doing in here?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you talking about? And where’s dinner?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It’s not time for dinner. It’s only – Oh my gosh! It’s eight o’clock!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There’s no dinner?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that?

World of Wifecraft III

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png *knocks on door* Hello, ma’am. I’ve got a special delivery for “Cleric Marge”. Is that you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Gil? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, “Jester Gil”, has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego… Anyway, here’s your message: “Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it’s been nearly two hours since you last logged in…” “Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor.”
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png An Amulet of Nuxinor? I’ve been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms* Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!
The player receives "World of Wifecraft III" which is to "Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again". It takes 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, I’m home. But I don’t smell tacos. Are you dead?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know, I know… Wait, what did you say?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning…
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh really? And you don’t think I’m allowed any time to myself?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And I’m gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU’RE sleeping on the couch!

World of Wifecraft IV

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn’t spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I just said that, Homer.
The player receives "World of Wifecraft IV" which is to "Make Lisa Scoff" (takes 30 minutes), "Make Bart Roll His Eyes" (takes 30 minutes), "Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character" (takes 2 hours) & "Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting" (takes 2 hours). The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Finished at last… Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs. Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go. Now that I’m getting the hang of this, I think I’ll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it’s seen Marge anywhere.

World of Wifecraft V

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I’m coming up on its lair now… I’d better be cautious… *gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend! I’ll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!
The player receives "World of Wifecraft V" which is to "Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer". It takes 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you!
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it’s pretty great. Just look at my butt!*poses*
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.

World of Wifecraft VI

After tapping on Cleric Marge's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Who can keep track of time when you’re busy looking this good?
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png I think it’s time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game*
The player receives "World of Wifecraft VI" which is to "Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner" (takes 30 minutes), "Make Bart Complain" (takes 30 minutes), "Make Lisa Complain" (takes 30 minutes) & "Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time" (takes 2 hours). The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out BartAndLisa Icon.png Make dinner? Dad, no, that’s Mom’s job!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we’re going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa grossed out Icon.png Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove…
Tapped Out Bart Confused Icon.png And those are for…?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png For baking!.

Lady in Dread I

After tapping on Lady Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Sad Icon.png Bart, how much longer before you undo this gender-swapping spell? I’ve been Lady Milhouse for months!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png You will refer to me by my proper title, M’lady.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png *sigh* Shadow Knight, SIR, how much longer before you undo this spell?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png As I’ve explained before, fair maiden, the rules of the spell are such that one cannot simply “undo” it with the wave of a gauntlet. The magical edicts must be followed.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png So what does the magical edict for this spell say?

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It says you have to farm eight Vigorous Elixirs for me.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png That sounds tedious.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Happy Icon.png Verily!
The player receives "Lady in Dread I" which is to "Make Lady Milhouse Farm Eight Vigorous Elixirs".
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Proclaim the Magical Edicts". Every task take 2 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, Bart- er, Shadow Knight, sir. I’ve retrieved the Vigorous Elixirs per the decree of the magical edict.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png I see. And why are you bleeding all over?
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Because the only place to get Vigorous Elixirs is in the Valley of Pestiferous Depravity!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Happy Icon.png Yes, well, it looks like your arms still work fine. More mead, please.

Lady in Dread II

After tapping on Lady Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, I got your elixirs. Time for the old Milhouse to come back, right?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png Not so fast. It’s a magical edict, not a pamphlet. There’s more to it.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Ugh, what do I have to do now?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png *reading* Let’s see… Ah, yes. It says that in order to remove the spell, the spellbound – that’s you – must make a sacrificial journey. I happen to be heading to Castle Equalia today, and to carry my belongings I’ll need a feeble squire such as yourself. We should leave now to get in a few hours before dark. My things are over there.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Armor Wax? Hair Gel of Charisma?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png You don’t get to the top by looking like a noob.
The player receives "Lady in Dread II" which is to "Make Lady Milhouse Carry Shadow Knight’s Things".
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Travel With All His Beautification Supplies" Every task take 6 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Exhausted Icon.png *panting* I can’t go any further…
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png You dropped my Amulet of Virile Handsomeness.

Lady in Dread III

After tapping on Lady Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Exhausted Icon.png *out of breath* We’re finally here. I’ll just…rest my eyes for a bit.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png It appears that the next requirement from the magical edict is for the spellbound to “give of his or her hands in service”. And my feet ARE quite sore from the journey…
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png You want me to rub your feet? Gross! I’m not touching those things.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png They’re not real feet, Milhouse. Just move in front of me and press the F key.
The player receives "Lady in Dread III" which is to "Make Lady Milhouse Rub Shadow Knight’s Feet".
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Get a Foot Rub". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png I wanna see those magical edicts. I don’t think they say ANY of that stuff!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png Oh no, no, no. The magical edicts are sacred. They explicitly state that only the worthy can read them.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png And how does one become worthy?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png You gotta be level twenty-five.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Surprised Icon.png *gasp*

Lady in Dread IV

After tapping on Lady Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png To get to level twenty-five, I’ll just need to buy the Warehouse of Gems and the Triple XP Multiplier.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Sad Icon.png Hopefully Dad doesn’t notice his credit card missing before I have time to put it back…
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *reading* “Before you finalize your purchase, would you like to add the Earthland Realms season pass to earn double kill streak points for the next four hours?”
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Happy Icon.png Would I ever!
The player receives "Lady in Dread IV" which is to "Make Lady Milhouse Max Out Kirk’s Credit Card". It take 4 hours. The player receives Cash.png100 and XP.png10 in reward.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png Whoa… Where did you get those high-level boots? And is that the Sword of Deathbringing?
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Happy Icon.png You’re no longer looking at level four Lady Milhouse. This Lady is now level sixty

Lady in Dread V

After tapping on Lady Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, Bart. Now that I’m level sixty, I’m finally worthy of reading the magical edicts. Hand it over! *grabs the scroll from Shadow Knight*
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Surprised Icon.png No, no, no, give it back!
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png *reading* Wait a second, this doesn’t say anything about bringing you elixirs, or carrying all your stuff, or rubbing your feet.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png All it says is required to remove the spell is that the spellbound must defeat the spellcaster in combat.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Happy Icon.png Let us getteth it on!
The player receives "Lady in Dread V" which is to "Make Lady Milhouse Defeat Shadow Knight in Combat".
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: "Make Shadow Knight Lose to Lady Milhouse in Combat". Every task take 1 hour. The player receives Cash.png200 and XP.png20 in reward.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Happy Icon.png Hah! Take that! Let the spell be undone!
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Happy Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Sad Icon.png Why is nothing happening?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png Oh, hey that was the wrong magical edict. Here’s the correct one.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Neutral Icon.png} It says that to remove the spell you must make a pilgrimage to the distant land of Ravenreach, match wits with the corpse orcs of Bix...
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Happy Icon.png ...and defeat the mighty Dragon Lord in a ten-day duel of fire and claw.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png You know, I’m okay sitting here and tending to my embroidery.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Happy Icon.png That’s m’lady!