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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games The Sequel content update/Prizes Gameplay

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Crazy Happy Fun World[edit]

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png It'll be good to get back to Coolsville Comics and relax.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey hey! Just the man I'm looking for!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I need a new lead-in for my show to boost ratings, and your Game Master shtick is hashtag-trending.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I just learned what trending is. And what hashtags are. Hashtag-cool!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png You want me to host a show on comic books?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What? Ew, no! Comic books are hashtag-dead!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I want you to host a Japanese-style game show. Hashtag-crazy!
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png Japanese game show? Hashtag-sign me up!
Task: Make The Game Master Host Crazy Happy Fun World (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Hashtag EVERYTHING (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Welcome everyone to Crazy Happy Fun World! I'm your host, The Game Master!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Our first contestants will face each other in a Thanksgiving Food Fight!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's not fair! Dad is bigger and stronger than we are!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Relax, Lis! Homer's eating all his ammo.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *eating* NOM NOM NOM!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But who's going to clean up this mess?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png No more food fights. That man almost died.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png From overeating! How is that my fault? Contestants were informed that the "food" was Grade F: Failure to be Edible.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Alright, fine! Besides, it's time for everyone's newest favorite game: Barbarian Wall Smash!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Smash through this brick wall using just your head – literally! – and you win!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png All I gotta do is put this helmet on and smash through that wall with my head? And there are prizes on the other side? I got this!
Task: Make The Game Master Emcee Barbarian Wall Smash (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Task: Make Moe Use His Head to Smash Through Wall (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png I...I made it? Mommy, is that you...?
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Well, you broke through – sadly, not before the Crazy Happy Fun World timer expired.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png But you did earn some lovely consolation prizes. Strawberry, tell the man what he won!
Tapped Out Strawberry Icon.png This lunch pail with the faces of...uh...I'm gonna say a defunct boy band? Plus a year's supply of government surplus ramen!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png *staggers around the stage* Worth it!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png The lawyer again? Ugh! What's this contestant complaining about? We gave him a helmet!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png He's happy as the proverbial bivalve mollusk. No, it's the woman in the audience he threw up on who's threatening to sue.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png We'll rewrite the audience agreement on the back of their tickets – it's already thirty-four paragraphs long, but twelve more won't hurt.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png In the meantime, we have plenty of other game ideas! And this next one requires audience participation...
Task: Make The Game Master Arm Audience With Sticks (2h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As a contestant, I'll use my big brain with the THINKING and the CALCULATING to win big prizes!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Well, you better think fast, because to play Surviving the Studio you have to make it to any of the three exits before the audience clubs you into submission!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Hoyvin! What would Einstein do? I know: E equals MC RUN!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png What now?! Don't tell me Professor Frink is suing...
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Fortunately he's in traction and unable to sign a legally binding agreement. No, it turns out the Whacking Day people are highly litigious.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Fine, no more whacking. Besides, it's time for our latest contest: A buddy game called Fishing For Prizes!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Me and Carl got this.
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Carl will be using a crane to lower prizes into this piranha-filled swimming pool, where Lenny will retrieve them using only his mouth.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Wait, what?
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png Any prizes Lenny can move to the ledge on the other side, they keep!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Doesn't sound hard. Let's go!
Task: Make Carl Lower Prizes Into Pool (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Task: Make Lenny Retrieve Underwater Prizes (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Task: Make The Game Master Watch a Contestant Almost Drown (30m, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png You almost killed me! You seriously expected me to swim to the surface with a pickup truck?!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Eh, the CPR worked, what are you complaining about?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crazy Happy Fun World Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png So for our next game–
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Forget it! This show is finished!
Tapped Out The Game Master Icon.png But you said it was a hit!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Yeah – a hit with my lawyer! The legal fees are killing me. Oy!
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Cancel Crazy Happy Fun World (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Task: Make The Game Master Be Sad Crazy Happy Fun World is Canceled (4h, Krustylu Studios, Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Channel 6 or Brown House)
Tapped Out Milo Icon.png So what are you going to use as a lead-in to your program now?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png We got a new show lined up and it's going to be crazy hashtag-popular!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Something about a woman yelling at a cat...
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Mutiny on the High Suburbs[edit]

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Alright, hand over the booty! And by "booty," I mean lunch money.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png But I don't have any lunch money! And my mom says I shouldn't show my booty to anyone except my doctor.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Yaarrrr! A pirate doesn't care for a scallywag's excuses.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hold on. Nelson, are you dressed up as your character from Chunky Island?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye. The life of a pirate suits me. Pillagin' and plunderin' and the like.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Seems a lot like your normal life.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye. Just with an eyepatch. And less depth perception. *walks into post*
Task: Make Pirate Nelson Loot the Kids' Lunch Money (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Kids Hide Booty From Pirate Nelson [x5] (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Nelson! Did you steal the flamingoes from Mother's yard?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Steal? Nay. I PLUNDERED 'em!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png *gasp* A maritime technicality! The bane of all principals. *sighs* You're free to go.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Yo-haw-haw!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Where should my next hornswagglin' be, ya scurvy seadogs?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Shiver me timbers! I've never heard such good piratin' from a landlubber.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Who says I'm a landlubber? I've sailed the seven seas as long as any... At least virtually...
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png My, my. I can see ye're no average swilldrinker. Ye know, I've got an opening on my crew. Five doubloons a fortnight. What say ye?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Sink me! That's no small bounty.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yar. I'll just need ye to show me that ye know how to handle yerself as a buccaneer.
Task: Make Pirate Nelson Prove His Pirating Skills (2h)
Task: Make Sea Captain Sing an Approving Shanty (2h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Ahoy! Here we are, ye powder monkey.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png This is a houseboat.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Aye. Fastest in the briny deep. You'll start by swabbin' the deck.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Swabbing the deck?! I thought I was your first mate?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yar, ye've got to start at the bottom and work yer way up.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Blimey, how long is that gonna take?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png A few hours, if'n ye know what ye're doing. Start at the bottom deck and work yer way up to the top. Proper swabbin' order, that is.
Task: Make Pirate Nelson Swab the Decks (8h, Houseboat, Muntz House or Brown House)
Task: Make Sea Captain Wax the Plank (8h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Heave ho, lad. Ye about finished up?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png I'd rather be cleaved to the brisket.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Well ye've got yer terminology down, that's for sure. When ye're done, go ahead and batten down the hatches.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Be there a storm a-comin'?
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png My ex-wife. Same difference.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I've seen better swabbin' jobs. But it's only yer first day. I'm sure ye'll stop bilge-sucking in no time.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png That's it. I'm sick of your "yars" and "ahoys" and "hang 'em from the yardarms". This ship is mine now! *pushes Sea Captain overboard*
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png *falling* Mutiny!
Task: Make Pirate Nelson Commandeer the Houseboat (1h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png And this here be the galley... And over there, that's where I hang the jib.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Wow. So this place is all yours?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png Aye, until next Wednesday.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png What happens then?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png The dockmaster comes around collecting mooring fees. I'll not be surrendering my copper to the likes of him!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mutiny on the High Suburbs Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png So you're not worried about the Sea Captain coming to take his houseboat back?
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png There is NO WAY the Sea Captain is coming to take his houseboat back.
Task: Make Sea Captain Come Take His Houseboat Back (1h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Avast ye scurvy carouser!
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png You're really stretching for pirate terms you haven't used yet.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Unhand this ship, or else dead men will tell no tales.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png That's not even what that means!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Okay, fine. Gimme my ship back and I won't tell your mom.
Tapped Out Pirate Nelson Icon.png *grumbles* Fine.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

World of Wifecraft[edit]

World of Wifecraft Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, could you get my pants? I forgot I was pressing them inside your closed laptop. It's the dry cleaning of the future!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png OK, I found them... Hey, what's this? I've received an email from Earthland Realms...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It says my Cleric is in trouble and needs my help. Hmm, it has been a while since I last played. It wouldn't hurt to just check in on things...
Task: Make Homer Wait for His Pants (2h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Re-enter Earthland Realms (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Alright, I'm in! Now, let's see what my Cleric needed help with. I'll just walk to that virtual mailbox.
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *reading* "Dearest Cleric Marge. Thank you for returning to Earthland Realms!"
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png "The game developers want to buy matching yachts so they're looking for ways to bring players back into the game. Here are five free iron ingots."
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Ugh, they're just trying to buy me off with some free stuff.
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Although...with those ingots I could finally finish upgrading my Orb of Oblivion...
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png I'll just play until then, and THAT'S IT.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where's Marge? I needed those pants hours ago. Good thing I had a backup plan ready.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um, Dad, are you wearing a grocery bag? Actually, don't answer that. I think I heard Mom in the kitchen.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Okay, I've got a level three Orb of Oblivion, a level five Trinket of Defense, and a level two Cloak of Yielding. Not too bad for my elf-self!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png But these level-one Boots of Armandahl make me look like a total noob. Time to start some more upgrades!
Task: Make Homer Walk to the Kitchen Without Pants (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Lose Track of Time Playing Earthland Realms (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge! What are you doing in here?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, relax Homie, I was just taking a quick break to upgrade my Orb of Oblivion.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What are you talking about? And where's dinner?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's not time for dinner. It's only – Oh my gosh! It's eight o'clock!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png There's no dinner?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, have you been drinking the Lemon Time dishwashing liquid?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *mouth bubbling* And whose fault is that?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *phew* It sure is easy to lose track of time playing that game. I think I need to take a break from it.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png *knocks on door* Hello, ma'am. I've got a special delivery for "Cleric Marge". Is that you?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Gil? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Earthland Realms hired me to do advertising! They only pay me in virtual currency, but at least my character, "Jester Gil", has a roof over his head. Lucky alter-ego...
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Anyway, here's your message: "Dearest Cleric Marge, our data indicates that it's been nearly two hours since you last logged in..."
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png "Your character – and our profit margins – desperately await your return. Log back in within the next hour to receive a free Amulet of Nuxinor."
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png An Amulet of Nuxinor? I've been looking for one of those since I first started! *logs back into Earthland Realms*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Ooh, this amulet looks great on me! It even matches my Boots of Lower Back Support!
Task: Make Marge Lose Track of Time Again (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Honey, I'm home. But I don't smell tacos. Are you dead?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh jeez, what time is it? *logs out of game*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you playing that game again? I thought we talked about this. Playing that game interferes with your wifely duties.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png I know, I know... Wait, what did you say?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You know, watching the kids, making dinner, cleaning...
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh really? And you don't think I'm allowed any time to myself?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Stop being so ridiculous, Marge. You get plenty of time to yourself when you sleep.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And I'm gonna get a whole lot more of it tonight, because YOU'RE sleeping on the couch!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And then she told me to sleep on the couch, can you believe that?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, I agree that Mom shouldn't spend so much time playing games, but you have to learn to take responsibility for yourself.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sounds like a solid plan B. Your turn, boy.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What if you made your own Earthland Realms character? Then you could harass Mom in the game just like in real life.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, I have an idea. What if I make my own Earthland Realms character and torment her in the game until she quits?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I just said that, Homer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sure you did. Now, time to buy a computer and enter the virtual world!
Task: Make Lisa Scoff (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Roll His Eyes (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Homer Create an Earthland Realms Character (2h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Be Completely Unaware of This Family Meeting (2h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Finished at last... Warrior Homer! Wow, just look at those muscles! Marge could do my laundry on these abs.
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Oh, right. Marge. Gotta find her. How do I make this hunky Homer walk? Ah, there we go.
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Now that I'm getting the hang of this, I think I'll ask that giant, hungry-looking spider if it's seen Marge anywhere.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Looks like the last thing I need for my next upgrade is a giant spider fang. I'm coming up on its lair now... I'd better be cautious...
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *gasp* Oh no, the spider is attacking someone! Unhand that noob, vile fiend!
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png I'll use one of my magic spells on it. *casts spell* By the Luxurious Locks of Lilith, unhand that lout!
Task: Make Cleric Marge Save Warrior Homer (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *phew* I think that did it. Are you okay, Mister Barbarian?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Marge, you saved me! And you did it with such pizzazz, I hardly recognized you!
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Homer, is that you? What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png I wanted to see why you were spending so much time in here, so I made my own character. And I gotta say it's pretty great. Just look at my butt! *poses*
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png *chuckles* You do look rather dashing in that loincloth.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

World of Wifecraft Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png Wait, Homie, how long have we been playing?
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Who can keep track of time when you're busy looking this good?
Tapped Out Cleric Marge Icon.png I think it's time for dinner and we need to feed the kids.
Tapped Out Barbarian Homer Icon.png Oh, right, those guys. Wait, I have an idea. *logs out of game*
Task: Make Homer Tell the Kids to Make Dinner (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Complain (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Complain (30m, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Marge Happily Enjoy Some Me-Time (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png Make dinner? Dad, no, that's Mom's job!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Bup bup bup, your mother is busy. In fact, from now on, we're going to be doing this more regularly so she and I can enjoy some quality time together.
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png Eww. Are you guys cuddling inside Earthland Realms?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We sure are! Your father and I get along even better in the virtual world. Now, the baking sheets are under the stove...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And those are for...?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png For baking!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Lady in Dread[edit]

Lady in Dread Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Bart, how much longer before you undo this gender-swapping spell? I've been Lady Milhouse for months!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png You will refer to me by my proper title, M'lady.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *sigh* Shadow Knight, SIR, how much longer before you undo this spell?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png As I've explained before, fair maiden, the rules of the spell are such that one cannot simply "undo" it with the wave of a gauntlet. The magical edicts must be followed.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png So what does the magical edict for this spell say?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png It says you have to farm eight Vigorous Elixirs for me.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png That sounds tedious...
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Verily!
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Proclaim the Magical Edicts (2h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House)
Task: Make Lady Milhouse Farm Eight Vigorous Elixirs (2h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, Bart- er, Shadow Knight, sir. I've retrieved the Vigorous Elixirs per the decree of the magical edict.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png I see. And why are you bleeding all over?
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Because the only place to get Vigorous Elixirs is in the Valley of Pestiferous Depravity!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Yes, well, it looks like your arms still work fine. More mead, please.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lady in Dread Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, I got your elixirs. Time for the old Milhouse to come back, right?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Not so fast. It's a magical edict, not a pamphlet. There's more to it.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Ugh, what do I have to do now?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png *reading* Let's see... Ah, yes. It says that in order to remove the spell, the spellbound – that's you – must make a sacrificial journey.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png I happen to be heading to Castle Equalia today, and to carry my belongings I'll need a feeble squire such as yourself.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png We should leave now to get in a few hours before dark. My things are over there.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Armor Wax? Hair Gel of Charisma?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png You don't get to the top by looking like a noob.
Task: Make Lady Milhouse Carry Shadow Knight's Things (6h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Travel With All His Beautification Supplies (6h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *panting* I can't go any further...
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png You dropped my Amulet of Virile Handsomeness.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lady in Dread Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *out of breath* We're finally here. I'll just...rest my eyes for a bit.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png It appears that the next requirement from the magical edict is for the spellbound to "give of his or her hands in service".
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png And my feet ARE quite sore from the journey...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png You want me to rub your feet? Gross! I'm not touching those things.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png They're not real feet, Milhouse. Just move in front of me and press the F key.
Task: Make Lady Milhouse Rub Shadow Knight's Feet (1h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Get a Foot Rub (1h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png I wanna see those magical edicts. I don't think they say ANY of that stuff!
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Oh no, no, no. The magical edicts are sacred. They explicitly state that only the worthy can read them.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png And how does one become worthy?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png You gotta be level twenty-five.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *gasp*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lady in Dread Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png To get to level twenty-five, I'll just need to buy the Warehouse of Gems and the Triple XP Multiplier.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Hopefully Dad doesn't notice his credit card missing before I have time to put it back...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *reading* "Before you finalize your purchase, would you like to add the Earthland Realms season pass to earn double kill streak points for the next four hours?"
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Would I ever!
Task: Make Lady Milhouse Max Out Kirk's Credit Card (6h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Whoa... Where did you get those high-level boots? And is that the Sword of Deathbringing?
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png You're no longer looking at level four Lady Milhouse. This Lady is now level sixty!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Lady in Dread Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Okay, Bart. Now that I'm level sixty, I'm finally worthy of reading the magical edicts. Hand it over! *grabs the scroll from Shadow Knight*
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png No, no, no, give it back!
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png *reading* Wait a second, this doesn't say anything about bringing you elixirs, or carrying all your stuff, or rubbing your feet.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png All it says is required to remove the spell is that the spellbound must defeat the spellcaster in combat.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Let us getteth it on!
Task: Make Lady Milhouse Defeat Shadow Knight in Combat (1h, Van Houten House or Brown House)
If the user has Shadow Knight: Task: Make Shadow Knight Lose to Lady Milhouse in Combat (1h, Shadow Knight's Throne or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Hah! Take that! Let the spell be undone!
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png Why is nothing happening?
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png Oh, hey that was the wrong magical edict. Here's the correct one.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png It says that to remove the spell you must make a pilgrimage to the distant land of Ravenreach, match wits with the corpse orcs of Bix...
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png ...and defeat the mighty Dragon Lord in a ten-day duel of fire and claw.
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Lady Milhouse Icon.png You know, I'm okay sitting here and tending to my embroidery.
Tapped Out Shadow Knight Icon.png That's m'lady!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20