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Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update"

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{{TB|Hello, did I hear my name?}}
 
{{TB|Hello, did I hear my name?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, like a million lines ago. It’s nothing, it was a joke.}}
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{{TB|Yeah, like a million lines ago. It's nothing, it was a joke.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, here’s Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?}}
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{{TB|Hey, here's Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?}}
 
{{TB|Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t see why not. Knock yourself out.}}
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{{TB|I don't see why not. Knock yourself out.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|This card says “Todd Flanders.}}
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{{TB|This card says "Todd Flanders."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well I’m not gonna give you my “Ned Flanders” card! You’re just not ready for that flexible spending limit.}}
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{{TB|Well I'm not gonna give you my "Ned Flanders" card! You're just not ready for that flexible spending limit.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|This outfit is great! It’s like I got a little fitter just putting it on!}}
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{{TB|This outfit is great! It's like I got a little fitter just putting it on!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Now for that important part of getting in shape… choosing a sports drink.}}
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{{TB|Now for that important part of getting in shape... choosing a sports drink.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce…}}
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{{TB|YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Captain McAllister’s very own Obesotade!}}
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{{TB|Captain McAllister's very own Obesotade!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Who’s Captain McAllister}}
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{{TB|Who's Captain McAllister}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|That’s me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.}}
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{{TB|That's me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.}}
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{{TB|I've never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|YAR. You’re not making this into something it’s not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.}}
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{{TB|YAR. You're not making this into something it's not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|I sell a product. It’s effective. You should buy some.}}
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{{TB|I sell a product. It's effective. You should buy some.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.}}
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{{TB|Two.}}
 
{{TB|Two.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Shiver me timbers, that’s two more than me.}}
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{{TB|Shiver me timbers, that's two more than me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Listen, my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you’d prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?}}
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{{TB|Listen, my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you'd prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|If you promise to go away afterwards, I’ll take a gallon of both. And here’s my credit card.}}
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{{TB|If you promise to go away afterwards, I'll take a gallon of both. And here's my credit card.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{TB|Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.}}
 
{{TB|Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|He’s fatter and balder than I remember, but aren’t we all?}}
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{{TB|He's fatter and balder than I remember, but aren't we all?}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Now that I’ve bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water…}}
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{{TB|Now that I've bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|…and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I’d better get exercising.}}
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{{TB|...and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I'd better get exercising.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
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{{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Can Milhouse actually pull this ‘fitness’ thing off? Find out on this Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!}}
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{{TB|Can Milhouse actually pull this 'fitness' thing off? Find out on this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!}}
 
{{TB|Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Look who’s taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day…}}
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{{TB|Look who's taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|…you’ve never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.}}
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{{TB|...you've never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|How you know these things?}}
 
{{TB|How you know these things?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|They’re written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.}}
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{{TB|They're written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.}}
 
{{TB|That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.}}
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{{TB|When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.}}
 
{{TB|When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*Gasp*</nowiki> You mean you’re offering to be my own personal trainer?}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*Gasp*</nowiki> You mean you're offering to be my own personal trainer?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!}}
 
{{TB|Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash’s training regime? Complete Lugash’s “The Cranky Man Can” storyline to find out!}}
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{{TB|Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash's training regime? Complete Lugash's "The Cranky Man Can" storyline to find out!}}
 
}}
 
}}
  
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I’ve got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I’ve rehearsed a “cool kid” dialect.}}
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{{TB|Okay, I've got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I've rehearsed a "cool kid" dialect.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I will scientifically determine if a self-described “nerd” can be perceived as “cool” simply by emulating a cool kid.}}
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{{TB|I will scientifically determine if a self-described "nerd" can be perceived as "cool" simply by emulating a cool kid.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, how’s it going?}}
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{{TB|Hey, how's it going?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Uh, you know… like, whatever.}}
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{{TB|Uh, you know... like, whatever.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|Right on!}}
 
{{TB|Right on!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|He responded with slang. I’m in!}}
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{{TB|He responded with slang. I'm in!}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB| Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I’ll finally get to see what “hanging out” is…}}
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{{TB| Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I'll finally get to see what "hanging out" is...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!}}
 
{{TB|Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who’s really into medieval stuff.}}
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{{TB|Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who's really into medieval stuff.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that’s my dorky brother Bartholomew’s room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.}}
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{{TB|Oh, that's my dorky brother Bartholomew's room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Whatever, doesn’t matter, I certainly don’t think of them as two distinct time periods.}}
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{{TB|Whatever, doesn't matter, I certainly don't think of them as two distinct time periods.}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|While no one is looking, I’ll catch up on some studying just so my grades don’t suffer.}}
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{{TB|While no one is looking, I'll catch up on some studying just so my grades don't suffer.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C’mere, books!}}
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{{TB|Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C'mere, books!}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
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{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|…and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said “Skinner has a big butt”. She’s so cool!}}
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{{TB|...and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said "Skinner has a big butt". She's so cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.}}
 
{{TB|What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let’s find out who the really cool kid is …really.}}
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{{TB|Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let's find out who the really cool kid is ...really.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|Hah! Lisa’s going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?}}
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{{TB|Hah! Lisa's going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.}}
 
{{TB|Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.}}
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Didn’t even break a sweat. When you’re cool, your body doesn’t have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.}}
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{{TB|Didn't even break a sweat. When you're cool, your body doesn't have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.}}
 
{{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.}}
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{{TB| Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee – Extreme Kiwi Flavor!}}
 
{{TB| Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee – Extreme Kiwi Flavor!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|Performance-enhancing beverages aren’t cool, man. Only lame-wads “juice”.}}
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{{TB|Performance-enhancing beverages aren't cool, man. Only lame-wads "juice".}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Big deal!! Everyone does it…}}
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{{TB|Big deal!! Everyone does it...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, Lame-O, you’re disqualified! Lisa wins!}}
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{{TB|Sorry, Lame-O, you're disqualified! Lisa wins!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent’s face?}}
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{{TB|Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent's face?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|It’s super cool!}}
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{{TB|It's super cool!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|In your face, Bart!}}
 
{{TB|In your face, Bart!}}
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{{TB|HA HA!}}
 
{{TB|HA HA!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB| In years to come, we’ll all remember Lisa’s epic dis!}}
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{{TB| In years to come, we'll all remember Lisa's epic dis!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB| Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive…}}
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{{TB| Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive...}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|…and that’s is why your farts smell like boogers!}}
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{{TB|...and that's is why your farts smell like boogers!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{TB|Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.}}
 
{{TB|Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, we’ve done a lot of mean things to each other over the years… but this is a new low.}}
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{{TB|Lisa, we've done a lot of mean things to each other over the years... but this is a new low.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|Hah! I think he’s going to cry!}}
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{{TB|Hah! I think he's going to cry!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|<nowiki>*groan*</nowiki> I don’t feel so cool right now.}}
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{{TB|<nowiki>*groan*</nowiki> I don't feel so cool right now.}}
 
}}
 
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{{TB|Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?}}
 
{{TB|Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Er. Guys. You know what’s REALLY cool?}}
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{{TB|Er. Guys. You know what's REALLY cool?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{TB|A T-Rex with a jetpack?}}
 
{{TB|A T-Rex with a jetpack?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, yes. But you know what’s even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.}}
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{{TB|Well, yes. But you know what's even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon}}
{{TB|I get it. We act like we think they’re human too. Like we’re not better than them!}}
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{{TB|I get it. We act like we think they're human too. Like we're not better than them!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly! Let’s all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.}}
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{{TB|Exactly! Let's all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|What? I can’t hear you because cool kids don’t get mushy in public.}}
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{{TB|What? I can't hear you because cool kids don't get mushy in public.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{TB|Whatever.}}
 
{{TB|Whatever.}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|If it isn’t boy slug!  You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?}}
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{{TB|If it isn't boy slug!  You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’d actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir.}}
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{{TB|I'd actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|Haha, good joke.  Never joke about Dragomir again.  So, you will come to Lugash’s gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?}}
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{{TB|Haha, good joke.  Never joke about Dragomir again.  So, you will come to Lugash's gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Bring it, chump.  You heard me.}}
 
{{TB|Bring it, chump.  You heard me.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|.48…..49…..50!  *Huff*.*wheeze*…so….tired…..feel like…vomiting. }}
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{{TB|....48.....49.....50!  *Huff*....*wheeze*...so....tired.....feel like...vomiting. }}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium!  The fun is not beginning yet!}}
 
{{TB|WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium!  The fun is not beginning yet!}}
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{{TB|Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.}}
 
{{TB|Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
{{TB|Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal…}}
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{{TB|Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say “meal?Because I’m a big fan.}}
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{{TB|Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say "meal?" Because I'm a big fan.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.}}
 
{{TB|Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|I’m big-boned.}}
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{{TB|I'm big-boned.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.}}
 
{{TB|You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.}}
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{{TB|Enough chit-chat, boy slug!  Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!}}
 
{{TB|Enough chit-chat, boy slug!  Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Kilometer?  What’s that?  Do you mean mile?}}
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{{TB|Kilometer?  What's that?  Do you mean mile?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER!  Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!}}
 
{{TB|NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER!  Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!}}
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{{TB|Oh look!  Here is chubby American boy!  Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?}}
 
{{TB|Oh look!  Here is chubby American boy!  Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sorry Lugash.  I don’t know what came over me.}}
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{{TB|I'm sorry Lugash.  I don't know what came over me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lugash Icon}}
 
{{TB|Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise.  Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!}}
 
{{TB|Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise.  Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Lugash’s exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!}}
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{{TB|Lugash's exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Didn’t he just sleep for 20 years?}}
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{{TB|Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Yes.  And that’s why I’ll be turning out the lights when I’m taking ‘the new me’ selfies for posting on Springface.}}
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{{TB|Yes.  And that's why I'll be turning out the lights when I'm taking 'the new me' selfies for posting on Springface.}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4" which is to "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to Springface". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4" which is to "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to Springface". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
 
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Revision as of 19:29, March 8, 2020

050 "Level 40"
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""The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in"
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The fifty-first content update, known as the "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge" episode tie-in content update, for The Simpsons: Tapped Out was released in May 16, 2014. It included a skin for Milhouse as a tie-in for the episode "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge". It also added a new friend points level prize, the Cool Lisa skin for Lisa and a new limited premium decoration, "Macaroni's Shed".

Characters

Image Name Cost Unlock message
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Artwork.png Cool Lisa Friendship Level 8 reward Tapped Out Unlock Cool Lisa.png
Tapped Out Fit Milhouse Artwork.png Fit Milhouse Free Tapped Out Unlock Fit Milhouse.png

Prizes

Image Name Costs Unlock message Level required
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Artwork.png Cool Lisa FP Tapped Out.png5,000 Friendship Level 8


Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Macaroni's Shed.png Macaroni's Shed Donut Tapped Out.png30 None

Gameplay

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *Sigh*
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, it's what's-his-name... Glasses McBluehair?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, Mr. Simpson. My name is--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait, don't tell me! I totally know you -- you're Lisa's boyfriend, or girlfriend, or something. Uhhh... Martin?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, close though.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, think, Homer. Not Nelson, because he's cool. God, I wish I was Nelson. Okay gotta focus... close to Martin... Comic Book Guy?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png That's not a good guess at all.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Principal Skinner? Duffman? Lard Lad? The Kiwk-E-Mart?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png My last name is Van Houten.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Are you sure I know you?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png *Sigh*
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Hey Homer! Whatcha doin'?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Just messing with Milhouse to cheer him up. He seemed kind of down.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Sorry to hear that. What's up, kid? Did future Lisa future divorce future you again?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, field day is coming up at school and I've already got a closet full of last-place trophies in one of those. I don't know what to do.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png You could rent a storage unit!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Yeah, I bet you could fit a crapload of last-place trophies in one of those.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png It's fun solving people's problems!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think Milhouse actually wants to NOT lose.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png Oh, like win? That's super-hard.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png I'd seriously give the storage unit some thought.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on, guys - let's help him win!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Do you guys actually now anything about fitness?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I know "feel the burn" is a thing. And there's something called cardio, which is either good or bad. Also electroyltes, maybe?
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Listen to Professor Jack Lalanne over here!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Maybe I should just look up fitness on the internet.
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png The inter-what-now?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The internet. It's where I learned about the Civil war, dinosaurs, my parent's divorce, my parents getting back togheter...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ...the tidal wave approaching Springfield, the assassination of Trotsky---
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png They assassinated Trotsky?!
Tapped Out Lenny Icon.png There were dinosaurs?!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm gonna go do an internet search for "rock-hard male bodies."
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Just make sure safe search is on with that one.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Milhouse Research Fitness on the Internet". It takes 6 hours.

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think we were really close to helping Morton.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Totally! You should have kept saying science words.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I kind of ran out.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Hello, did I hear my name?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, like a million lines ago. It's nothing, it was a joke.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, here's Milhouse now. How did the web surfing go?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Pretty good. The internet is a weird place, but it sure has products to buy. Can I borrow your credit card, Mr. Simpson?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't see why not. Knock yourself out.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This card says "Todd Flanders."
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well I'm not gonna give you my "Ned Flanders" card! You're just not ready for that flexible spending limit.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Order Unnecessary Fitness Gadgets". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Alright! My stuff is here already. Physical fitness, here I come!
Message Fit Milhouse Received Message.png

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3

After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png This outfit is great! It's like I got a little fitter just putting it on!
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Now for that important part of getting in shape... choosing a sports drink.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png YARR! How about a salty treat from the deep to quench that thirst? Allow me to introduce...
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Captain McAllister's very own Obesotade!
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Who's Captain McAllister
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png That's me. Sea Captain, Captain McAllister. Same thing. Same guy.
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png I've never heard anyone call you Captain McAllister.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png YAR. You're not making this into something it's not. My last name is McAllister — Captain McAllister, who is a sea captain.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I sell a product. It's effective. You should buy some.
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Okay, tell me more, Mister McAllister.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Not Mister, Captain. Mine is the only brine-based sports drink scientifically guaranteed to make you lose weight be peeing out more water than you take in.
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Even as a naïve ten-year old, I question that as a fitness strategy.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png And how many whales have you killed?
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Two.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Shiver me timbers, that's two more than me.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Listen, my lad, the only question you need to ask yourself is which color you'd prefer. Will it be goat-urine yellow or rigor-mortis blue?
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png If you promise to go away afterwards, I'll take a gallon of both. And here's my credit card.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Ah yes, Todd Flanders. I sold a barrel of grog to your father Ned just yesterday.
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png He's fatter and balder than I remember, but aren't we all?
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 3" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Guzzle Sports Drinks". It takes 12 hours.

Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4

After tapping on Fit™ Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Now that I've bought a bunch of stuff on the internet, guzzled copious amount of sugary sea water...
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png ...and been to the hospital for acute kidney failure, I guess I'd better get exercising.
The player receives "Milhouse FTW! Pt. 4" which is to "Make Fit™ Milhouse Work it!". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Feel the burn, Milhouse! Feel the burn!!
Message Milhouse is getting in shape. Just like tapping through all the dialogue in this update got your finger in shape.
After the task is complete.
Message Can Milhouse actually pull this 'fitness' thing off? Find out on this Sunday's episode of The Simpsons, 8/7 on FOX!
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Lugash see chubby American boy making silly moves in outdated exercising clothes!
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png Look who's taking! You smoke, you drink a bottle of vodka a day...
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png ...you've never seen a vegetable, and your heart is mostly translated pig valves.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png How you know these things?
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png They're written on your brochure and you have them tattooed on your back.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png That was crazy night. Never drink and redo brochure.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png When you are ready to stop silly girl moves and become best, come to gym.
Tapped Out Fit™ Milhouse Icon.png *Gasp* You mean you're offering to be my own personal trainer?
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Yes, but for a price. Lugash is premium!
Message Is Milhouse tough enough to handle Lugash's training regime? Complete Lugash's "The Cranky Man Can" storyline to find out!

Cool Intentions Pt. 1

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Okay, I've got cool clothes, a slouchy walk and I've rehearsed a "cool kid" dialect.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png I will scientifically determine if a self-described "nerd" can be perceived as "cool" simply by emulating a cool kid.
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Be Cool". It takes 60 minuts.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Hey, how's it going?
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Uh, you know... like, whatever.
Tapped Out Otto Icon.png Right on!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png He responded with slang. I'm in!

Cool Intentions Pt. 2

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Amazing! Cool kids have actually come to my house to hang out. I'll finally get to see what "hanging out" is...
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Who knew all I had to do was act uninterested in everything to make kids interested in me!
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 2" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Hang with Cool Kids". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Hey, Lisa. Whose room is this? It looks like some brainiac sax player who's really into medieval stuff.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Oh, that's my dorky brother Bartholomew's room. Also, that stuff is from the Renaissance.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Whatever, doesn't matter, I certainly don't think of them as two distinct time periods.

Cool Intentions Pt. 3

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png While no one is looking, I'll catch up on some studying just so my grades don't suffer.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Oh, who am I kidding, I miss it. C'mere, books!
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 3" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Sneak in Some Homework". It takes 12 hours.

Cool Intentions Pt. 4

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png ...and then Lisa rigged the weather balloon so when it floated up it said "Skinner has a big butt". She's so cool!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What?! That was my prank! Lisa cannot be cool. There is only room for one cool kid in this family.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa! I challenge you to a skateboarding contest. Let's find out who the really cool kid is ...really.
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Hah! Lisa's going to, like, destroy you. She once jumped Springfield Gorge on her skateboard, right Lisa?
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Something like that. But yeah, I, um, shred.
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse", "Make Bart Skateboard", and "Make Cool Lisa Attempt to Skateboard". It takes 4 hours.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Didn't even break a sweat. When you're cool, your body doesn't have to regulate its temperature through perspiration.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png *sigh* There goes my popularity. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Wait!! Before the race, I saw Bart drink a whole Squishee – Extreme Kiwi Flavor!
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Performance-enhancing beverages aren't cool, man. Only lame-wads "juice".
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Big deal!! Everyone does it...
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Sorry, Lame-O, you're disqualified! Lisa wins!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Woo hoo! Is it cool to rub things in your opponent's face?
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png It's super cool!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png In your face, Bart!

Cool Intentions Pt. 5

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Hey Bart, how does it feel being a social outcast?
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Haha, good one Lisa!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png You got made fun of, by a girl!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png HA HA!
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png In years to come, we'll all remember Lisa's epic dis!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Actually, I was just asking as part of my research. Wow these kids really eat up cruelty. But their praise is so addictive...
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 5" which is to "Make Cool Lisa Heckle Bart During Recess". It takes 12 hours.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png ...and that's is why your farts smell like boogers!
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Another zinger. Kinda complicated, but a zinger nonetheless.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa, we've done a lot of mean things to each other over the years... but this is a new low.
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png Hah! I think he's going to cry!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png *groan* I don't feel so cool right now.

Cool Intentions Pt. 6

After tapping on Cool Lisa's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png How could I do that to Bart, I, of all people, know how awful it feels to be excluded.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Oh my God, I have gone from cool girl to mean girl! How did that happen?
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Er. Guys. You know what's REALLY cool?
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png A T-Rex with a jetpack?
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Well, yes. But you know what's even cooler? Being nice to lame kids like my brother.
Tapped Out Cool Kid Icon.png I get it. We act like we think they're human too. Like we're not better than them!
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png Exactly! Let's all hang out at Krusty Burger. If we all split a small order of fries we can hang out all day.
The player receives "Cool Intentions Pt. 6" which is to "Make Bart Hang Out at Krusty Burger" and "Make Cool Lisa Hang Out at Krusty Burger". It takes 24 hours.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey, Lis, thanks for inviting me to hang out with you. It really meant a lot.
Tapped Out Cool Lisa Icon.png What? I can't hear you because cool kids don't get mushy in public.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whatever.

Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png If it isn't boy slug! You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'd actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again. So, you will come to Lugash's gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bring it, chump. You heard me.
The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ....48.....49.....50! *Huff*....*wheeze*...so....tired.....feel like...vomiting.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!

Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE!
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal...
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say "meal?" Because I'm a big fan.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Get out. See, Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I'm big-boned.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Enough chit-chat, boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Kilometer? What's that? Do you mean mile?
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!
The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2" which is to "Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear". It takes 24 hours.

Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3

After tapping on Lugash's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm sorry Lugash. I don't know what came over me.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise. Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!
The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3" which is to "Make Milhouse Put in Some Honest Effort (x4)". It takes 8 hours.
Tapped Out Lugash Icon.png You doing well! Lugash almost proud! That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again.

Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Lugash's exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes. And that's why I'll be turning out the lights when I'm taking 'the new me' selfies for posting on Springface.
The player receives "Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4" which is to "Make Milhouse Post Selfies to Springface". It takes 1 hour.