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Gameplay

Fowl Play

Fowl Play Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 16th:

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

The Thanksgiving Day parade has been cancelled, following the vandalism of all the floats. Sad for spectators, but it saves me from providing banal parade TV commentary. Thank you, vandals.
Wiggum Don't worry, we'll catch the criminals, Kent. Or at least blame it on teenagers. Or immigrants.
Wiggum Ooh, or teenage immigrants! Is that a thing?

Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon

Our Kwik-E-Mart correspondent is reporting all the frozen turkeys there have been stolen as well.
Homer Okay, I can overlook parades getting ruined, but missing food? Something must be done!
Task: Make Homer Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fowl Play Pt. 2

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 1:
Homer Giant claw prints? Signs of pecking? Novelty-sized feathers? It's pretty clear who did this… Flanders!
Cletus T'wasn't that sweater slicker. Them slow-drivin' street barges was killed by the Bigclaw.
Homer Bigclaw? So the legend is true. Unlike that one about Santa being college roommates with the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy went to college online.
Lisa Dad, you can't seriously believe this Bigclaw hogwash.
Cletus That reminds me – I got to take my pig to the hogwash. She's getting married tomorrow. I'm her dowry!
Task: Make Cletus Tell Tall Tales (6s, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Homer Listen to the Hillbilly's Ramblings (6s, Kwik-E-Mart))
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Fowl Play Pt. 3

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 2:
Homer I'm completely convinced: Bigclaw pecks among us!
Lisa Don't jump to conclusions. Remember that time you saw the Loch Ness Monster in Maggie's wading pool? It was just the dog.
Homer Was it? Was it?
Lisa Yes. It was.
Homer Well, this is different because I'm sober. Or sober-ish. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fix that.
Task: Make Homer Rant About Crazy Theories While Drinking (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Task: Make Suckers Believe Crazy Theories [x3] (6s, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Characters: Ned, Cletus, Apu
Lisa Mister Flanders, please tell me you don't believe in this.
Ned I believe in all sorts of things that can't be proven. That's my thing!
Skinner And I'm here because there aren't a lot of groups that will include me. Even the catatonic patients at the hospital seem to move their chairs away from me.
Homer You're welcome here, pal. At least until we get another person to join. Then you're out.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Most Dangerous Game

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1

After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3:
Homer I've asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
Apu If it's being a father, I'm over that. Big time.
Homer No. It's catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png I'll find your beast, and I'll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
Homer What if I just want you to find it?
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png That'll cost you. I don't like to break up the package deal.
Task: Prepare for the Hunt [x60] (3h, Simpson House)
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Skinner, Grant Connor
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1:
Lisa Please, won't you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
Lisa The groundhog doesn't die on Groundhog Day!
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!
Task: Flush out Bigclaw [x90] (3h, Camping Tent)
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor
Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon.png What're you people doing out here? I'm trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png We're hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon.png That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
Homer I don't usually make snap decisions, but you're hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2:
Apu Why are there so many animals? I've already seen seven different kinds of s[i][/i]cat.
Moe Uh, not all that's from the animals.
Lisa You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
Homer Relax, honey, we're here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
Lisa So you won't hurt these animals?
Homer I won't, no. Not I.
Task: Round up the Wild Animals [x190] (3h, Crappy RV)
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
Homer Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
Bart Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw's his neck!
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png I've done that.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Rescue Mission

After starting The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3:
Task: Tap Wild Animals

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3:
Homer Well now we're just back where we started – albeit with a bunch of new swag.
Tapped Out Buck McCoy Icon.png I guess the Bible is right; there is more to tracking animals than looking around and hoping.
Homer We need to step things up using food as bait. Ironic – I always thought I would be the only thing to die while eating.
Task: Draw Bigclaw out of Hiding [x120] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary)
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
Homer Oh, nothing's happening. Bigclaw is probably just a lie made up by hillbillies. Like saying you can play music on spoons.
Tapped Out Bigclaw Icon.png
...
Homer Oh my God, it's Bigclaw! He came when I stopped believing in him, just like heart disease!
Tapped Out Bigclaw Icon.png
...
Homer Uh oh. He's mad ‘cause he knows we tried to kill him. Turkeys are so sensitive.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 4:
Homer I don't know why, but I thought something called “Bigclaw” would be more gentle. It's a monster!
Sideshow Bob Not a monster, but a scientific effort to make bigger holiday turkeys. Perhaps there is a downside to playing God…
Homer And an upside -- a two-hundred-pound turkey dinner! Can I order two of them?
Sideshow Bob There's only one, and a white shirt and blue pants will do nothing to protect you. Do you have anything else to wear?
Homer I have another white shirt and blue pants, but I only wear them for weddings. Oh, and there's my bear suit. I suppose it could be repurposed...
Task: Assemble The Bear Suit [x230] (3h, Simpson House)
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Marge, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
Homer There, it fits just like a glove.
Bart Yeah, like a glove you've jammed your fat, bald body into.
Homer So just like I said. A glove.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Big Game Hunter

After starting The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5:
Task: Tap Bigclaw [x3]

The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 5:
Homer There's something about a homemade suit that really gets the killing juices flowing.
Lisa No offense, Dad, but I think all that's flowing is sweat.
Homer Sweat is a killing juice, look it up. Now, as soon as I can muster up the energy to move under all this weight, I can stumble towards getting revenge on Bigclaw.
Lisa Dad, I know I ask you this a lot, but… is this really a good idea?
Homer If I thought about my actions beforehand, none of you kids would've ever been born. And then I wouldn't even be able to ignore your question, so… uh, hakuna matata.
Task: Trap Bigclaw [x250] (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary
Characters: Homer, Flanders, Cletus, Apu, Moe, Grant Connor, Buck McCoy
Task: Make Homer and Bigclaw Work Out Their Differences (3h, Wildlife Sanctuary)
Lisa Dad, I'm begging you: don't kill it!
Tapped Out Bigclaw Icon.png
*OOOLULLLU*
Homer Wait, I think he's trying to tell me something.
Tapped Out Bigclaw Icon.png
*OOOLULLLU*
Homer That's what she said! Lisa, this guy's hilarious. And even better, he thinks I am!
Lisa So you're… friends now?
Homer We're enemies. We hate each other… NOT!
Tapped Out Lisa Tapped Out Camera Icon.png Dear Player, my Dad's lines are intentionally stupid to highlight that he has the intelligence and comic sensibility of a turkey.
Tapped Out Lisa Tapped Out Camera Icon.png If you laughed at any of these jokes, you should feel as bad as we do for writing them.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man's Beast Friend

After completing The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 6:
Lisa This poor turkey is gonna need some real help if he's going to live in civilization.
Homer Yeah, we can't let him slip through the cracks and end up like Moe.
Lisa You have to teach him about the dangers of the modern world – cars, toxins, Bart...
Homer I can also introduce him to the best snack foods and the worst TV shows. Finally, I can pass something on to the next generation other than debt!
Task: Make Homer Show Bigclaw the Tractor Pull Network (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Cook a Cheese Steak S'more for Bigclaw (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Teach Bigclaw how to Nap in a Hammock (1h, Simpson House)
Homer Hey, this thing is paying out!
Homer Come on, everyone: poke and provoke the giant, violent animal!
System Message Tap Bigclaw up to three times a day to receive bonus money, XP and pharmaceuticals!
Quest reward: Bigclaw, Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Note: Tapping Biclaw 3 times a day yields 50 XP and either $250, $500 or 2 Pharmaceuticals each time.

Happy Thanksgiving!

After the user logs in on November 24th:
Fat Tony Can I interest you in some Thanksgiving turkeys. In poultry industry jargon, they, uh, “fell off a truck”.
Lisa Wait, the robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart was you? And not Bigclaw?
Fat Tony Well, a guy in my crew messed his hand up in a roulette accident and now we call him Bigclaw. So the answer is both yes and no. That would confuse a jury, right?
Lisa These turkeys still have Kwik-E-Mart price tags on them!
Louie Looks like these turkeys are going swimming with cement shoes. But I'll make it look like a scuba trip gone wrong.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

An Early Christmas Present

After the user logs in on November 29th:
Marge We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Homer It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
Homer You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
Homer We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
Marge And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
Homer Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
Maggie *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Gnome Icon.png ...
Quest reward: Gnome Box, Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Note: An unreleased text, that'll probably be activated in the November 5th to 11th week, is also present,
as it links the item to the "The Nightmare After Krustmas" episode, as it's the episode's tie-in:
System Message How will Maggie deal with this creepy Gnome? Find out on The Simpsons Sunday 8/7C on Fox!

Premium Gameplay

Man VS Wilderness

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 1

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
Lisa Mister Connor, what brings you to Springfield? I ask everyone who comes here that, hoping they see something redeeming I don't.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Your town's in the migratory path of many of nature's most delicious species. Plus, the tire fire makes them dizzy and easy to shoot. And full of smoky flavor. It's a gun-toting gourmand's dream.
Lisa You know, the local grocery store sells lots of fresh fruit and vegetables. In case you were considering taking a little break from murder.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Pass. I only eat what I shoot. Even on my birthday, I blast cake all over the walls. A pain to clean up, but a man needs to live by principles.
Task: Make Grant Connor Shop for Hunting Supplies (4h, Springfield Hunting Supplies)
Task: Make Grant Connor Make a Snack (1h)
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png The beak doesn't usually go down that rough. Chest... tightening. Breath... shortening.
Lisa Oh no! Mr. Connor, I think you're having a heart attack!
Nelson Haw-haw!
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png But I'm only half-done. Please… apply plastic wrap and… put in fridge.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 2

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
Dr. Hibbert You're dying. By getting right to the point like that, I can help an extra three patients a day. Or help myself get to golf earlier. Hehehe, I've been playing a lot of golf. Anyway, you need to stop eating meat.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png No way. I never feel more alive than when I'm eating something dead.
Dr. Hibbert Your diet is costing you your life. And that's on top of what you're spending on steak sauce a month.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Maybe you're right, Doc. Maybe it is time for a change. I'm gonna think about it over a piece of antler jerky.
Task: Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital)
Task: Make Grant Connor Contemplate Life Without Meat (1h, Springfield General Hospital)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man VS Wilderness Pt. 3

After tapping on Grant Connor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png It seems me killing and eating meat is killing me as well. I respect that meat is a worthy opponent.
Lisa You know, most of the animals you hunt only eat vegetables. Why not be like them, except without the nudity. Try some carrots.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Not bad. Crunchy like a baby kangaroo. Where'd you find them?
Lisa I picked them fresh from Cletus' farm this morning.
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png Fresh, eh? Sounds like hunting. And I can mount the leafy green part over my fireplace. I'm in!
Task: Make Grant Connor Hunt Vegetables (8h, Cletus's Farm)
Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon.png I guess I can live without meat by hunting veggies. It wasn't the protein I craved, just the gunplay.
Lisa Yeah, we'll work on that next.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Purge... of High Prices!

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day1)

After the user logs in on November 25th:
Marge What's that rumbling? Homer, are you brewing your own booze again?
Homer Not yet, but I soon will be because it's Black Friday: the day people riot for meager savings. Even on home brewing kits.
Lisa Oh, no! That means...
After tapping on Gil's TO Clock Bubble.pngBlack Friday mark:
Gil Ol' Gil's back with more stuff than he can fit in his cardboard box slash house slash office slash fire hazard!
Lisa How can you be a part of a capitalist practice that gets rowdy enough to have its own death count?
Gil There's very few deaths, just lots of light trampling. And if someone dies, I'm at their funeral, pocketing cheese cubes like there's no tomorrow.
Black Friday 2016 Deal.png
Offer accepted:
Gil Thanks, crafty consumer! What better way to be thankful, than to have more THINGS to be thankful for! Materialism's the best… I've heard.
Offer declined:
Gil Oh, it's just like the old Black Fridays, when they'd lay me off before the paychecks were cut. They said I wasn't worth the envelope.

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day2)

After the user logs in on November 26th and tapping on Gil's TO Clock Bubble.pngBlack Friday mark:
Gil Ol' Gil's here to fan the flames with riot-provoking prices on things he can't afford!
Lisa Black Friday exploits the desperation of the ninety-nine percent, making them scrap and fight for discounts of ten percent. Like everything, this is about injustice and math.
Gil Not today. I'm offering bargain basement prices! I got the idea because I once lived in a basement. Whenever it flooded or the radiator boiled over, I got myself a free bath!
Black Friday 2016 Deal.png
Offer accepted:
Gil No better way to stick it to those fat cats than having Gil join their social elite. Speaking of, my Thanksgiving dinner last year was a fat cat.
Gil Tasted horrible.
Offer declined:
Gil But if you don't spend money, Big Business wins! More importantly, Gil loses!

The Purge... of High Prices! (Day3)

After the user logs in on November 27th andtapping on Gil's TO Clock Bubble.pngBlack Friday mark:
Gil It's Black Friday and ol' Gil is pulling out all the stops! Everything must go! Prices are being evicted just like I've been!
Marge This sale has gotten out of hand. I don't feel safe leaving my own home.
Gil Then oh boy, has Gil got the solution for you: arms and armaments, priced as low as your kids' allowance!
Black Friday 2016 Deal.png
Offer accepted:
Gil Nothing says "keep off the grass" like a weapon of mass destruction!
Offer declined:
Gil Don't blame me the next time you incite an angry mob and have no way of fending them off.
Gil That's how I lost my bindle. And my kidney.

Domo Arigato

After the user logs in on November 28th:
Marge Well, we survived another Black Friday unscathed.
Homer I got a little scathed.
Lisa Uh... aren't you guys forgetting something?
After tapping on Gil's Cyber Monday 2016 Icon.pngC.H.U.M. mark:
Gil It's Cyber Monday! Because the one thing Black Friday needed was more of it!
Marge Haven't you done enough? This rampant consumerism has alienated us from all our friends. Or in my case, acquaintances.
Gil Who needs friends, when ol' Gil is selling the Friend two-point-oh! He's a companion, butler and paperweight, all rolled into one.
Cyber Monday 2016 Deal.png
Offer accepted:
Gil You won't be sorry. When the robot apocalypse comes, you'll have a man on the inside!
Offer declined:
Gil Fine, who needs you! Gil will keep this little buddy for himself. You an' me will be inseparable, ol' chum.
Tapped Out C.H.U.M. Icon.png I'm not supposed to be here. Please reconsider. And shower.

Robot Rescue

Robot Rescue Pt. 1

After tapping on C.H.U.M.'s exclamation mark:
Martin Lisa, I've had an epiphany after being paired with teacher in the “buddy system” on our recent field trip. Our weak hand-holding crossing the road suggested that teacher was, in fact, not my “buddy”.
Lisa That's not much of an epiphany. Everyone laughed at you and called you a loser. Even sadly and unprofessionally, the teacher.
Martin The same thing happened to Steve Jobs. But like him, my genius has trumped my mockery. I present... The Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchacho, or as he's known to me, his creator and permanent buddy: C.H.U.M!
Tapped Out C.H.U.M. Icon.png Please don't call me that. At least not around other robots.
Martin See, his “banter” function is working perfectly! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to set him to “frolic". And we're off!
Lisa *sigh* That poor robot.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Unlock Martin
Task: Make Lisa Think of a Way to Help C.H.U.M. (1h, Simpson House)
Task: Force C.H.U.M. to Frolic with Martin (12h, Martin)
Lisa Professor, is it possible for robots to feel emotion?
Professor Frink I believe it is, contrary to the cold shoulder I'm getting from the female voice in my car's GPS.
Lisa The car's German. Give it time. Now, I've got some robot suffering to lessen.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Robot Rescue Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa I've heard there's a way to help robots in trouble, but it's a well-kept secret.
Bart That sounds like an awesome movie. Maybe the robot kills and burns everyone around it. That could be the first minute and then it could build from there.
Lisa I'm glad you're excited about this. Can I count on you to help?
Bart Okay, but I'm not doing it to help you, I'm doing it to hurt Martin.
Lisa Six of one. Now come on -- we can start by making contact with another local robot.
Bart Whoa, the new Yard Work Simulator! I'm gonna get the raking leaves high score!
Task: Make Lisa Put Her Plan Into Action (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Bart Get Distracted by Yard Work Simulator (4h, Yard Work Simulator)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Robot Rescue Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Okay, everything is set. The Yard Work Simulator has contacted every robot from here to West Shelbyville. They will get C.H.U.M. to a place where he can be happy.
Bart Wouldn't it be easier to just pour water on him so he can short-circuit? Easier and way cooler to watch!
Lisa No Bart, he deserves happiness and should enjoy a long life. At least until the C.H.U.M. two-point-oh comes out and he's stuck in a closet somewhere.
Task: Make C.H.U.M. do the Robot (4h)
Martin Lisa, have you seen C.H.U.M.? I planned a big day for us folding pocket squares, steeping tea, a gentle poetry jam…
Lisa Uh no, I haven't seen him. Did he say anything to you?
Martin He just sent me an email saying “As much misery as I felt, I now feel twice as much joy”. What ever could that mean?
Lisa I have no idea, but isn't it enough for you that wherever he is, he's happy?
Martin No! I had to sit by myself on the bus today. I have a mirror next to my bed so I can pretend I have a friend sleeping over. I'm back to being alone and even I don't enjoy my company!
Lisa I'm sorry, but finding friends for nerds is way harder than friends for robots.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10