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Act 1 Prizes
Kris-Cross
Kris-Cross Pt. 1
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Urg. Why do I have to imitate this “Kris Kringle” creature for us to invade Christmas?
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When we were invading Halloween, I didn't have to pretend to be some kind of holiday-appropriate monster like the Great Pumpkin.
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That's because you WERE the holiday-appropriate monster.
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Couldn't I pretend to be the Grumple? That feels truer to me.
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Sorry, they used him up in a previous update.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kris-Cross Pt. 2
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Okay, I'm dressed up as this cheery fatso Santa. Now what do I do?
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Well, you decide if children are naughty. If so, you give them a lump of coal.
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Excellent! Coal. Devastating. I'll get right to work.
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Inappropriate. Regulations state you must label most kids “nice”.
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It's like the American college system. Everyone gets at least a B.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Reluctantly Label Kids “Nice” (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)
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Giving presents to everyone is exactly what's wrong with today's permissive slave societies.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kris-Cross Pt. 3
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Kang, to properly imitate Santa, you must be prepared to participate in the ritual of the mall photo opportunity.
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Pretend I am a human child, and I have just emitted a large amount of liquid protein strands onto your lap. What do you do?
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Devour your head and send your parents to the grit mines of Deneb VI.
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Incorrect. You say “What a cutie” and smile for the camera.
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Kodos, it is unseemly to throw bullpuckey at a fellow Rigellian.
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Task: Make Kang Wonder How He Got Himself Into This (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kris-Cross Pt. 4
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Okay, I will put up with all this Santa nonsense for the glory of our conquest. Is there anything else?
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Yes, on Christmas Eve you drop down the chimney.
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Drop what down the chimney? Cobalt-thorium grenades? A nightmare lizard from Arcturus IX?
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Yourself and a bag of toys.
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You know, if people see me doing that it's going to be a little tough to persuade them I'm an overlord.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Practice Going Down Chimneys (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship)
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Kodos, I'm stuck in the chimney again. Do NOT post pictures to social media.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kris-Cross Pt. 5
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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So, once I'm down the chimney, what next?
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Leave the presents. Eat the pets.
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This time YOU'RE wrong. I eat the COOKIES. My transformation into Santa is complete. HA HA HA!
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“Ho ho ho”, dear.
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Right, right. Sounds weird, but okay.
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Task: Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Time to Toy Around
After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark:
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Hooray, Kodos! Now we have our OWN version of the OSHA-violating toy workshop.
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Hurry! Have them craft some cheap plastic toys that I'll get tired of in two minutes, throw away, and then pollute the oceans with!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Task: Make Kang Make Cheap Toys (8h, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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On Thin Ice
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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Ooo, it's one of those perilous oblongs of ice that the humans enjoy breaking tailbones on. Let's go skating!
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With eight tentacles, the skate rental will kill you.
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I don't want to go on the ice, I merely want to hold eight cups of cocoa.
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You know, sometimes I regret bringing you to Earth.
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Task: Make Kodos Hang Out at the Ice Rink (4h, Ice Skating Rink) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions
Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 1
After tapping on Worker Elves' exclamation mark:
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Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole.
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Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season.
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Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming.
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You just lowered my elf-esteem.
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Task: Make the Worker Elves Toil Long Hours (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 2
After tapping on Worker Elves' exclamation mark:
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Worker elves, what's with the sad faces?
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You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good.
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Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day.
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And Saturday and Sunday. And the next weekend, that would be great. And the next. Don't stop singing now.
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Task: Make the Worker Elves Happily Make Toys (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Claus-Et Homemaker
Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 1
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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Our invasion will only triumph if we fool the humans into thinking we are Santa and his wife.
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Must I really wear this disguise? The dress is uncomfortable and does NOT flatter my ovipositor.
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What is there to flatter?
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Joking! Please, Kodos, put away the laser blaster.
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Relax. I'm going to use it to bake some cookies. And THEN your gluteiods.
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Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Bake Christmas Cookies (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 2
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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My cookies were a giant triumph.
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For who, dentists? I broke 3 fangs on them.
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Fine, I accept defeat in the realm of baking. This homemaking magazine, however, states that cleaning the house is a way to assert your superiority over visitors.
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I shall assert my superiority!
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Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Attempt to Clean (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 3
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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I tried to clean, but I was unable to master the human technology known as “vacuum cleaner”.
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In carpet mode it set fire to the carpets and in floor mode it scratched the floor.
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You must persevere. You must perfectly imitate a human housewife!
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Then I shall start by getting drunk in the afternoon.
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Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Drink Martinis (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Santa Kang Attempt to Sober Up Kodos (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 4
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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Why didn't I think of this before? I'm pretending to be married to an important businessman -- Santa Claus.
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I'll just hire a maid and have her do all the work.
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Domestic servants?! I'm not made of money.
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You won't be made of anything if you don't do this.
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Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Interview Servants (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Task: Make Kang Work Overtime (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 5
After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark:
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Kodos, this house looks fantastic. What a wonderful homemaker you've become!
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It's really all thanks to our new maid, Shauna. You just have to know how to motivate her!
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I let her and her boyfriend steal from our liquor cabinet. No harm, no foul.
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Now, let's celebrate the holidays! I decorated the house festively, with streamers, stars, and human skulls.
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Ooh, there's Shauna's. Nice.
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Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Celebrate Human Holidays (12h, Rigellian Christmas Fireplace) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Act 2 Prizes
Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, you are a special little girl and a worthy acolyte. I have come to give you a lesson in dharma.
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Wow, a private lesson from Buddha! Hear that Bart?
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Big deal. I've got a math tutor. When he comes over all we do is play video games.
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It's a beautiful day, so let's start with a mimosa brunch. Om Mani Padme Yum!
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Task: Make Buddha Have Brunch With Unlimited Mimosas (1h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Lisa Eat Vegan Tofu (1h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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I feel revitalized! Poached eggs with pancetta? That's what I call a sangha, or community, of flavors.
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I've colored every placemat in the restaurant. When does my lesson start?
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Soon. But first, a visit to Mother Jeong-ja's Nail Salon. Om Mani-Pedi, Mum.
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Task: Make Buddha Get His Nails Done (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace) Task: Make Lisa Read Salon Magazines (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, before we start our lesson, I need to get some new clothes. All I have is my heavy winter robes. I need something summery and enlightened.
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I guess we could stop at Costington's Big and Tall Store.
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You know what I'd like? A lovely crushed velour suit in dark purple. Om Multi-Pleated Plum.
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Task: Make Buddha Splurge on Clothes (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Be Dubious About This Behavior (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4
After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark:
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Now, who would know where to find a good massage therapist around here?
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I just got my massage license. XXX, like my moonshine.
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Sounds perfect. Knead the way!
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Task: Make Buddha Get His Knots Worked Out (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Fidget Annoyingly (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Buddha! So far all you've taught me is how to have a good time. When do the lessons start?
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Only the fool asks for knowledge she has already been given.
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It seems to me that you are completely going against the principles of Buddhism by giving into all these indulgences and material goods!
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Lisa, too often you follow only the way of self-restraint and self-mortification.
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But The Middle Way lies between ascetism and self-indulgence.
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I've taught you that, occasionally, it's good to have a good time.
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And I looked good doing it.
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Task: Make Buddha Discard Material Possessions (8h) Task: Make Lisa Indulge Herself (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 1
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Ah, man. I'm so bummed!
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Hmm, you're wearing a suit, and you look sad. Are you an undertaker?
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No, I was the conductor for the dopest train in the world – the Arctic Hypertrain.
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But I got fired because I forgot to pick up some kid who was supposed to have a magical holiday trip.
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At the time, I was having a magical holiday trip of my own.
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Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness (1h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 2
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Otto, is there anything you can do to get your conductor job back?
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I have to prove I can teach a little kid to believe in Christmas again.
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We can help! Bart's totally cynical, but I bet we can convince him that Christmas is real.
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Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness (1h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 3
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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O.K., Conductor Otto. You have to prove you can help a kid regain his faith in Christmas. How do you start?
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Uh, by understanding the problem. Bart, little dude, why don't you believe in Santa?
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Because I'm ten years old, and I'm not an idiot.
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I only know one fat man who delivers presents and eats cookies. He also once got his head stuck up a chimney.
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It's true. Dad heard a squirrel in the chimney, and thought it was planning to steal his nuts.
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Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Confusion (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Bart Doubt Christmas (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Feel Embarrassed About Her Father (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 4
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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Okay. To convince a kid that Christmas is real, we just have to get him on the Arctic Hypertrain.
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I just wish the train wasn't coal-powered.
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I would think people at the North Pole would be more concerned about global warming.
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Oh, I can turn the train green. We just use a certain kind of green fuel.
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But don't breathe the fumes, little dudes. Leave that to me.
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Task: Make Conductor Otto Stoke the Arctic Hypertrain's Engine (8h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Ride the Arctic Hypertrain (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Bart Ride the Arctic Hypertrain (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 5
After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark:
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“To Whom It May Concern, care of North Pole”.
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“I hereby affirm that Conductor Otto and the Arctic Hypertrain have restored my faith in Christmas. I will always believe until I am old and gray”.
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“However, if the bullies make fun of me, I will deny everything and act all cool and grown up”.
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Thanks, little dudes. That letter is sure to get me my job back.
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If you want to get high in your career, just come to us.
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Actually, I prefer to use some guys I know downtown.
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Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Happiness (6h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Self-Congratulate Her Smugness (6h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Kwanzaa Talk About It?
Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 1
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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Hey, Dr. Hibbert, are you working this holiday? There's a good chance I'll get a turkey drumstick caught in my throat again.
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Sorry. This year I'm the Spirit of Kwanzaa.
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Kwhat-za?
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It's a holiday that celebrates African heritage. There are seven principles, and the first is “umoja”, or community unity.
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Oh, that's like when everyone in the community comes together to pull turkey drumsticks out of my throat.
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Learn the Lesson of Umoja (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 2
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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The next principle of Kwanzaa is “kujichagulia”, or self-determination. It instills resilience when meeting adversity.
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So, like how I shouldn't give up on eating fruit-cakes, even though they taste weird and nobody likes them?
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Less thinking about preserved fruit, more thinking about oppression.
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This cake oppresses me, but I will overcome.
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Eat With Kujichagulia (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 3
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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Homer, are you enjoying learning about Kwanzaa?
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There's nothing I'd rather do until Moe's bar opens.
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Today's principles are about community: “ujima”, or collective responsibility, and “ujamaa”, cooperative economics.
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Like how it's the community's responsibility for my high cholesterol, and they cooperate in paying for the heart bypass.
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This is about a different community. One that you're not a part of.
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Is this the “No-Homers” club again?
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Re-Live Traumatic Memories (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 4
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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Homer, are you going to follow me around all week?
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But I want to learn about Kwanzaa. It's either that or go home for the holidays – and Patty and Selma are there!
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Fine. Today's principles are “nia”, or purpose, and “kuumba”, or creativity. Do what you do best in your own unique way. It will instill self-worth.
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Like how I'm the best at drinking!
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I have to admit, I don't see any other way you're going to find self-worth.
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Be the Best at Drinking Beer (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 5
After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark:
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O.K., Homer, you stuck with it enough to learn the most important principle of all – “imani”, or faith.
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Like faith that the New England Patriots will always win no matter how far down they are at halftime?
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Well, kind of. It means faith that we African-Americans will be able to survive and thrive in American society.
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In your analogy, we're the Patriots.
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That explains why most of America hates you. Dr. Hibbert, I'm glad you taught me about Kwanzaa. What can I do for you?
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Just once, don't electrocute yourself on your own Christmas lights.
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Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Celebrate Kwanzaa All Night (8h) Task: Make Homer Stay Woke (8h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Cabin in the Redneck Woods
After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark:
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Ooh, lookie this! A cabin what's all Christmasy-sparkley and new, and don't smell of possum chitlins.
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I'm worried, Cletus. What's wrong with the floor?
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It's made of wood, not dirt.
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Too fancy for us, Cletus. Must be where them bears that got Goldilocks lives.
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Task: Make Cletus Investigate the Christmas Cabin (4h, Christmas Cabin) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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All Presents and Accounted for
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Look, Lis! Santa's house, right here in Springfield. Wonder why.
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Guess he got a good deal. Our real estate prices have reached a new low: sub-Staten Island landfill.
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Hey, how about we go inside and tidy it up for him? That's bound to solve any naughty list problems I might be having.
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And if you find any spare toys lying around...
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Why, leave them right there. But make sure he knows what a good boy am I.
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Task: Make Bart Tidy Santa's House (8h, Santa's House) Task: Make Lisa Keep an Eye on Bart (8h, Santa's House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Touch of Ice-Solation
A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 1
After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark:
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Springfield. A dark night in a city without a soul.
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I'm Jack Frost. Sure, you know me as a wee pixie who draws delicate designs in the frost on your windows.
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But that's just a cover for my real job: hard-boiled private detective.
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Jack Frost, because I frost the bad guys, put them on ice, and always stay frosty.
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Somewhere tonight, there's a beautiful woman or down-on-his-luck loser who needs a private gumshoe. I actually wear sparkle boots, but you get the idea.
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Task: Make Jack Frost Wait for Clients (1h, Candy Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 2
After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark:
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It's a story I've heard a thousand times. Sap loves his missus...but maybe she don't love him.
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Luann is spending a lot of time at Tae Kwan Do... and the instructor is pretty hunky.
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Thousand bucks a day plus expenses. I go through a lot of hair gel.
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How do you solve cases anyway?
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I peep through windows. Anyone busts me, I just say I'm making a pretty frosty picture.
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Task: Make Jack Frost Investigate (4h, Brown House)
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Your wife's pulled the wool over your eyes, Van Houten.
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She says she's doing Tae Kwon Do, but she's actually at the Italian market eating sugared fried dough.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 3
After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark:
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Homer, there's someone peeping in the window!
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It's Jack Frost! What's the big idea, pixie stick?
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It's okay. I'm a private detective.
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Yeah? Who are you working for?
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Uh...no one.
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So, you're just peeping.
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Task: Make Jack Frost Explain Himself to the Police (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 4
After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark:
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You don't like private eyes, do you Chief Wiggum?
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Us cops do things by the book. You can't even read.
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It's not my fault pixie school stops at grade two. Say, can I borrow your donut?
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Wow, you're making pictures out of the frosting. Nice!
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Task: Make Jack Frost Decorate Donuts (1h, Brown House)
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You're all right, Jack Frost. But do me a favor...no more private eye stuff. And can you frost these donuts, too?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 5
After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark:
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It's a lonely life for a private shamus, in a town where God is just another three-letter word.
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‘Course, the only savior I believe in is named Daniels, first name Jack.
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I'm the one guy nobody wants… until you desperately need me.
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So enjoy your holiday, but I'll be on the job. ‘Cause evil never takes a vacation.
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And also this is the best time for frosting windows.
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Task: Make Jack Frost Enjoy His Nihilism (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses
Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1
After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark:
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Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break.
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Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky?
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Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells “I am the Great One”!
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I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies.
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Task: Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark:
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Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads.
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Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer… gone!
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Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?!
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No, sir, not “Olive”, “All of”.
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Stop babbling! What do you mean, “not Olive, Olive”? Let's get looking!
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Task: Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer (4h, Santa's House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3
After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark:
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Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back.
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Now, back to my diving practice.
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Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list.
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His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian.
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So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs* Hand me my red pen.
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Task: Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4
After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark:
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Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch.
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Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me “Abdominable Snowman”.
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I thought you liked being called Abominable.
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Yes. Me Abominable. But you say “Abdominable”. You mean me fat!
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Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy.
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Task: Make Santa Claus Mediate (4h, Santa's House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5
After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark:
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Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something.
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So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice?
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Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help?
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Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway.
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Hon, you busy?
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Task: Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Craftables
The Gingerbread House on Lollipop Lane
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Ooh, a Gingerbread house!
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But what if it's owned by a witch who wants to fatten me up and eat me? That's a big issue with holiday-themed food houses.
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Fatten you up? You already can't fit through the door.
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If she tried to eat you, she'd die of cholesterol poisoning.
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In that case, I've got nothing to worry about. Love how you enable my gorging, son.
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Task: Tap on the Gingerbread House Quest reward: 100 and 10
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It's Snow Trouble
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Snowmen security guards? What's next? Sand castle bus drivers?
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Try to pretend you care about diversity. They're called “Heat-challenged Yard Figurines”.
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Actually, I respect anyone who has a carrot for a nose.
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If I could, I'd have hamburgers for ears.
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Task: Tap on the Snowperson Security Guard Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Ginger Bread and Loving It
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Look, Homie! Our house is made of gingerbread. Isn't it pretty?
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It's certainly going to save a lot of time on midnight snacking.
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Are you saying this could be a bad idea?
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The Hindenburg was a “bad idea”. This is a disaster.
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Task: Tap on the Gingerbread Simpsons House Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Nay Care Day Care
After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
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Look, Maggie! A brand-new daycare for you, with a slide that goes through the door!
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Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox.
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But the one-eyebrow baby is in there!
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Yes, but he's half-troll.
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That explains why they served billy goats gruff at his birthday party.
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Task: Tap on the Elf Day Care Door Quest reward: 100 and 10
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