The Simpsons: Tapped Out The Invasion Before Christmas content update/Prizes and Craftables Gameplay

Act 1 Prizes

Kris-Cross

Kris-Cross Pt. 1

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Urg. Why do I have to imitate this "Kris Kringle" creature for us to invade Christmas? When we were invading Halloween, I didn't have to pretend to be some kind of holiday-appropriate monster like the Great Pumpkin. That's because you WERE the holiday-appropriate monster. Couldn't I pretend to be the Grumple? That feels truer to me. Sorry, they used him up in a previous update. Task: Make Santa Kang Be Torn Over Halloween or Christmas (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kris-Cross Pt. 2

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Okay, I'm dressed up as this cheery fatso Santa. Now what do I do? Well, you decide if children are naughty. If so, you give them a lump of coal. Excellent! Coal. Devastating. I'll get right to work. Inappropriate. Regulations state you must label most kids "nice". It's like the American college system. Everyone gets at least a B. Task: Make Santa Kang Reluctantly Label Kids "Nice" (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Giving presents to everyone is exactly what's wrong with today's permissive slave societies. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kris-Cross Pt. 3

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Kang, to properly imitate Santa, you must be prepared to participate in the ritual of the mall photo opportunity. Pretend I am a human child, and I have just emitted a large amount of liquid protein strands onto your lap. What do you do? Devour your head and send your parents to the grit mines of Deneb VI. Incorrect. You say "What a cutie" and smile for the camera. Kodos, it is unseemly to throw bullpuckey at a fellow Rigellian. Task: Make Kang Wonder How He Got Himself Into This (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kris-Cross Pt. 4

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Okay, I will put up with all this Santa nonsense for the glory of our conquest. Is there anything else? Yes, on Christmas Eve you drop down the chimney. Drop what down the chimney? Cobalt-thorium grenades? A nightmare lizard from Arcturus IX? Yourself and a bag of toys. You know, if people see me doing that it's going to be a little tough to persuade them I'm an overlord. Task: Make Santa Kang Practice Going Down Chimneys (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Kodos, I'm stuck in the chimney again. Do NOT post pictures to social media. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kris-Cross Pt. 5

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: So, once I'm down the chimney, what next? Leave the presents. Eat the pets. This time YOU'RE wrong. I eat the COOKIES. My transformation into Santa is complete. HA HA HA! "Ho ho ho", dear. Right, right. Sounds weird, but okay. Task: Make Santa Kang Assimilate Into Winter Holidays (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Time to Toy Around

After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark: Hooray, Kodos! Now we have our OWN version of the OSHA-violating toy workshop. Hurry! Have them craft some cheap plastic toys that I'll get tired of in two minutes, throw away, and then pollute the oceans with! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Task: Make Kang Make Cheap Toys (8h, Rigellian Christmas Toy Workshop) Quest reward: 100 and 10

On Thin Ice

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: Ooo, it's one of those perilous oblongs of ice that the humans enjoy breaking tailbones on. Let's go skating! With eight tentacles, the skate rental will kill you. I don't want to go on the ice, I merely want to hold eight cups of cocoa. You know, sometimes I regret bringing you to Earth. Task: Make Kodos Hang Out at the Ice Rink (4h, Ice Skating Rink) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions

Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 1

After tapping on Worker Elves' exclamation mark: Oh, great. Soooo glad we are in this miserable little town instead of the North Pole. Does this count as overtime? Because I've already put in way more than my time this season. Nobodies like you don't get overtime. Brace your elf; Christmas is coming. You just lowered my elf-esteem. Task: Make the Worker Elves Toil Long Hours (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Unbeli-Elf-Able Working Conditions Pt. 2

After tapping on Worker Elves' exclamation mark: Worker elves, what's with the sad faces? You're making toys that bring joy to girls and boys. Even without the rhyming, that's pretty good. Santa's right! Let's sing hip-hooray and work all night and day. And Saturday and Sunday. And the next weekend, that would be great. And the next. Don't stop singing now. Task: Make the Worker Elves Happily Make Toys (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Claus-Et Homemaker

Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 1

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: Our invasion will only triumph if we fool the humans into thinking we are Santa and his wife. Must I really wear this disguise? The dress is uncomfortable and does NOT flatter my ovipositor. What is there to flatter? Joking! Please, Kodos, put away the laser blaster. Relax. I'm going to use it to bake some cookies. And THEN your gluteiods. Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Bake Christmas Cookies (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 2

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: My cookies were a giant triumph. For who, dentists? I broke 3 fangs on them. Fine, I accept defeat in the realm of baking. This homemaking magazine, however, states that cleaning the house is a way to assert your superiority over visitors. I shall assert my superiority! Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Attempt to Clean (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 3

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: I tried to clean, but I was unable to master the human technology known as "vacuum cleaner". In carpet mode it set fire to the carpets and in floor mode it scratched the floor. You must persevere. You must perfectly imitate a human housewife! Then I shall start by getting drunk in the afternoon. Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Drink Martinis (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) If the user has Santa Kang: Task: Make Santa Kang Attempt to Sober Up Kodos (4h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 4

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: Why didn't I think of this before? I'm pretending to be married to an important businessman -- Santa Claus. I'll just hire a maid and have her do all the work. Domestic servants?! I'm not made of money. You won't be made of anything if you don't do this. Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Interview Servants (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) If the user has Kang: Task: Make Kang Work Overtime (1h, Rigellian Christmas Spaceship) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Claus-Et Homemaker Pt. 5

After tapping on Kodos' exclamation mark: Kodos, this house looks fantastic. What a wonderful homemaker you've become! It's really all thanks to our new maid, Shauna. You just have to know how to motivate her! I let her and her boyfriend steal from our liquor cabinet. No harm, no foul. Now, let's celebrate the holidays! I decorated the house festively, with streamers, stars, and human skulls. Ooh, there's Shauna's. Nice. Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Celebrate Human Holidays (12h, Rigellian Christmas Fireplace) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Act 2 Prizes

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 1

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Lisa, you are a special little girl and a worthy acolyte. I have come to give you a lesson in dharma. Wow, a private lesson from Buddha! Hear that Bart? Big deal. I've got a math tutor. When he comes over all we do is play video games. It's a beautiful day, so let's start with a mimosa brunch. Om Mani Padme Yum! Task: Make Buddha Have Brunch With Unlimited Mimosas (1h, Moe's Tavern) Task: Make Lisa Eat Vegan Tofu (1h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 2

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: I feel revitalized! Poached eggs with pancetta? That's what I call a sangha, or community, of flavors. I've colored every placemat in the restaurant. When does my lesson start? Soon. But first, a visit to Mother Jeong-ja's Nail Salon. Om Mani-Pedi, Mum. Task: Make Buddha Get His Nails Done (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace) Task: Make Lisa Read Salon Magazines (1h, Jake's Unisex Hair Palace) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 3

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Lisa, before we start our lesson, I need to get some new clothes. All I have is my heavy winter robes. I need something summery and enlightened. I guess we could stop at Costington's Big and Tall Store. You know what I'd like? A lovely crushed velour suit in dark purple. Om Multi-Pleated Plum. Task: Make Buddha Splurge on Clothes (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Be Dubious About This Behavior (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 4

After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark: Now, who would know where to find a good massage therapist around here? I just got my massage license. XXX, like my moonshine. Sounds perfect. Knead the way! Task: Make Buddha Get His Knots Worked Out (1h, Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Fidget Annoyingly (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sutrageous Fortune Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Buddha! So far all you've taught me is how to have a good time. When do the lessons start? Only the fool asks for knowledge she has already been given. It seems to me that you are completely going against the principles of Buddhism by giving into all these indulgences and material goods! Lisa, too often you follow only the way of self-restraint and self-mortification. But The Middle Way lies between ascetism and self-indulgence. I've taught you that, occasionally, it's good to have a good time. And I looked good doing it. Task: Make Buddha Discard Material Possessions (8h) Task: Make Lisa Indulge Herself (1h, Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Angels We Have Heard While High

Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 1

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Ah, man. I'm so bummed! Hmm, you're wearing a suit, and you look sad. Are you an undertaker? No, I was the conductor for the dopest train in the world – the Arctic Hypertrain. But I got fired because I forgot to pick up some kid who was supposed to have a magical holiday trip. At the time, I was having a magical holiday trip of my own. Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness (1h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Otto, is there anything you can do to get your conductor job back? I have to prove I can teach a little kid to believe in Christmas again. We can help! Bart's totally cynical, but I bet we can convince him that Christmas is real. Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Sadness (1h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: O.K., Conductor Otto. You have to prove you can help a kid regain his faith in Christmas. How do you start? Uh, by understanding the problem. Bart, little dude, why don't you believe in Santa? Because I'm ten years old, and I'm not an idiot. I only know one fat man who delivers presents and eats cookies. He also once got his head stuck up a chimney. It's true. Dad heard a squirrel in the chimney, and thought it was planning to steal his nuts. Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Confusion (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Bart Doubt Christmas (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Feel Embarrassed About Her Father (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 4

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: Okay. To convince a kid that Christmas is real, we just have to get him on the Arctic Hypertrain. I just wish the train wasn't coal-powered. I would think people at the North Pole would be more concerned about global warming. Oh, I can turn the train green. We just use a certain kind of green fuel. But don't breathe the fumes, little dudes. Leave that to me. Task: Make Conductor Otto Stoke the Arctic Hypertrain's Engine (8h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Ride the Arctic Hypertrain (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Bart Ride the Arctic Hypertrain (4h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angels We Have Heard While High Pt. 5

After tapping on Otto's exclamation mark: "To Whom It May Concern, care of North Pole". "I hereby affirm that Conductor Otto and the Arctic Hypertrain have restored my faith in Christmas. I will always believe until I am old and gray". "However, if the bullies make fun of me, I will deny everything and act all cool and grown up". Thanks, little dudes. That letter is sure to get me my job back. If you want to get high in your career, just come to us. Actually, I prefer to use some guys I know downtown. Task: Make Conductor Otto Self-Medicate His Happiness (6h, Arctic Hypertrain) Task: Make Lisa Self-Congratulate Her Smugness (6h, Arctic Hypertrain) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Kwanzaa Talk About It?

Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 1

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: Hey, Dr. Hibbert, are you working this holiday? There's a good chance I'll get a turkey drumstick caught in my throat again. Sorry. This year I'm the Spirit of Kwanzaa. Kwhat-za? It's a holiday that celebrates African heritage. There are seven principles, and the first is "umoja", or community unity. Oh, that's like when everyone in the community comes together to pull turkey drumsticks out of my throat. Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Learn the Lesson of Umoja (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 2

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: The next principle of Kwanzaa is "kujichagulia", or self-determination. It instills resilience when meeting adversity. So, like how I shouldn't give up on eating fruit-cakes, even though they taste weird and nobody likes them? Less thinking about preserved fruit, more thinking about oppression. This cake oppresses me, but I will overcome. Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Eat With Kujichagulia (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 3

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: Homer, are you enjoying learning about Kwanzaa? There's nothing I'd rather do until Moe's bar opens. Today's principles are about community: "ujima", or collective responsibility, and "ujamaa", cooperative economics. Like how it's the community's responsibility for my high cholesterol, and they cooperate in paying for the heart bypass. This is about a different community. One that you're not a part of. Is this the "No-Homers" club again? Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Re-Live Traumatic Memories (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 4

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: Homer, are you going to follow me around all week? But I want to learn about Kwanzaa. It's either that or go home for the holidays – and Patty and Selma are there! Fine. Today's principles are "nia", or purpose, and "kuumba", or creativity. Do what you do best in your own unique way. It will instill self-worth. Like how I'm the best at drinking! I have to admit, I don't see any other way you're going to find self-worth. Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Teach About Kwanzaa (1h) Task: Make Homer Be the Best at Drinking Beer (1h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Kwanzaa Talk About It? Pt. 5

After tapping on Dr. Hibbert's exclamation mark: O.K., Homer, you stuck with it enough to learn the most important principle of all – "imani", or faith. Like faith that the New England Patriots will always win no matter how far down they are at halftime? Well, kind of. It means faith that we African-Americans will be able to survive and thrive in American society. In your analogy, we're the Patriots. That explains why most of America hates you. Dr. Hibbert, I'm glad you taught me about Kwanzaa. What can I do for you? Just once, don't electrocute yourself on your own Christmas lights. Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Celebrate Kwanzaa All Night (8h) Task: Make Homer Stay Woke (8h, Hibbert Family Practice) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Cabin in the Redneck Woods

After tapping on Cletus' exclamation mark: Ooh, lookie this! A cabin what's all Christmasy-sparkley and new, and don't smell of possum chitlins. I'm worried, Cletus. What's wrong with the floor? It's made of wood, not dirt. Too fancy for us, Cletus. Must be where them bears that got Goldilocks lives. Task: Make Cletus Investigate the Christmas Cabin (4h, Christmas Cabin) Quest reward: 100 and 10

All Presents and Accounted for

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Look, Lis! Santa's house, right here in Springfield. Wonder why. Guess he got a good deal. Our real estate prices have reached a new low: sub-Staten Island landfill. Hey, how about we go inside and tidy it up for him? That's bound to solve any naughty list problems I might be having. And if you find any spare toys lying around... Why, leave them right there. But make sure he knows what a good boy am I. Task: Make Bart Tidy Santa's House (8h, Santa's House) Task: Make Lisa Keep an Eye on Bart (8h, Santa's House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Touch of Ice-Solation

A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 1

After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark: Springfield. A dark night in a city without a soul. I'm Jack Frost. Sure, you know me as a wee pixie who draws delicate designs in the frost on your windows. But that's just a cover for my real job: hard-boiled private detective. Jack Frost, because I frost the bad guys, put them on ice, and always stay frosty. Somewhere tonight, there's a beautiful woman or down-on-his-luck loser who needs a private gumshoe. I actually wear sparkle boots, but you get the idea. Task: Make Jack Frost Wait for Clients (1h, Candy Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 2

After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark: It's a story I've heard a thousand times. Sap loves his missus...but maybe she don't love him. Luann is spending a lot of time at Tae Kwan Do... and the instructor is pretty hunky. Thousand bucks a day plus expenses. I go through a lot of hair gel. How do you solve cases anyway? I peep through windows. Anyone busts me, I just say I'm making a pretty frosty picture. Task: Make Jack Frost Investigate (4h, Brown House) Your wife's pulled the wool over your eyes, Van Houten. She says she's doing Tae Kwon Do, but she's actually at the Italian market eating sugared fried dough. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 3

After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark: Homer, there's someone peeping in the window! It's Jack Frost! What's the big idea, pixie stick? It's okay. I'm a private detective. Yeah? Who are you working for? Uh...no one. So, you're just peeping. Task: Make Jack Frost Explain Himself to the Police (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 4

After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark: You don't like private eyes, do you Chief Wiggum? Us cops do things by the book. You can't even read. It's not my fault pixie school stops at grade two. Say, can I borrow your donut? Wow, you're making pictures out of the frosting. Nice! Task: Make Jack Frost Decorate Donuts (1h, Brown House) You're all right, Jack Frost. But do me a favor...no more private eye stuff. And can you frost these donuts, too? Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Touch of Ice-Solation Pt. 5

After tapping on Jack Frost's exclamation mark: It's a lonely life for a private shamus, in a town where God is just another three-letter word. 'Course, the only savior I believe in is named Daniels, first name Jack. I'm the one guy nobody wants... until you desperately need me. So enjoy your holiday, but I'll be on the job. 'Cause evil never takes a vacation. And also this is the best time for frosting windows. Task: Make Jack Frost Enjoy His Nihilism (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 1

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark: Huzzah! Everything is ready for Christmas, and I can take a much-needed break. Where should I start, though? Hot stone massage at the Elf Spa? Play poker with my pal Wayne Gretzky? Nah, Gretzky's too good. Plus every time he wins he yells "I am the Great One"! I know! I'll practice my platform diving. Hope I still fit into my speedo after all those milk and cookies. Task: Make Santa Claus Avoid Toy Production (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 2

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark: Hmm, I'm not getting much rotation on my dives. Need to stretch out my quads. Santa! It's terrible! The stable door fell off. Rudolph's fine, but all of the other reindeer... gone! Olive the other reindeer is gone! MY PRECIOUS OLIVE IS MISSING?! No, sir, not "Olive", "All of". Stop babbling! What do you mean, "not Olive, Olive"? Let's get looking! Task: Make Santa Claus Find Missing Reindeer (4h, Santa's House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 3

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark: Well, we never found Olive the other reindeer. But we got all of the other reindeer back. Now, back to my diving practice. Bad news, sir. Someone hacked our computers, and put all the naughty kids on the nice list. His handle was Elbarto42. We think he's Russian. So I have to go classify all the kids again?! *sighs*Hand me my red pen. Task: Make Santa Claus Make His List and Check It Thrice (8h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 4

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark: Okay, got all the bad kids back on the naughty list. Now to try the reverse somersault pike again. Last time I split my speedo crotch. Santa! Jack Frost insult me. Call me "Abdominable Snowman". I thought you liked being called Abominable. Yes. Me Abominable. But you say "Abdominable". You mean me fat! Oh brother, it's Crummy versus Dummy. Task: Make Santa Claus Mediate (4h, Santa's House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Here Comes Santa's Independent Clauses Pt. 5

After tapping on Santa Claus' exclamation mark: Wow, it's tough to be Santa. Everyone needs me for something. So, who's next to interrupt my diving practice? Anyone? No? Really. No one needs my help? Ah well, I'm too tired for swimming. I only put this thong on for Mrs.Claus anyway. Hon, you busy? Task: Make Santa Claus Pose for His Wife (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Craftables

The Gingerbread House on Lollipop Lane

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Ooh, a Gingerbread house! But what if it's owned by a witch who wants to fatten me up and eat me? That's a big issue with holiday-themed food houses. Fatten you up? You already can't fit through the door. If she tried to eat you, she'd die of cholesterol poisoning. In that case, I've got nothing to worry about. Love how you enable my gorging, son. Task: Tap on the Gingerbread House Quest reward: 100 and 10

It's Snow Trouble

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Snowmen security guards? What's next? Sand castle bus drivers? Try to pretend you care about diversity. They're called "Heat-challenged Yard Figurines". Actually, I respect anyone who has a carrot for a nose. If I could, I'd have hamburgers for ears. Task: Tap on the Snowperson Security Guard Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ginger Bread and Loving It

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Look, Homie! Our house is made of gingerbread. Isn't it pretty? It's certainly going to save a lot of time on midnight snacking. Are you saying this could be a bad idea? The Hindenburg was a "bad idea". This is a disaster. Task: Tap on the Gingerbread Simpsons House Quest reward: 100 and 10

Nay Care Day Care

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark: Look, Maggie! A brand-new daycare for you, with a slide that goes through the door! suck suck* Ma'am, I'm afraid this daycare is only for elf babies. We wouldn't want your child to catch elf-pox. But the one-eyebrow baby is in there! Yes, but he's half-troll. That explains why they served billy goats gruff at his birthday party. Task: Tap on the Elf Day Care Door Quest reward: 100 and 10