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Gameplay

School's Out Forever

School's Out Forever Pt. 1

After the user logs in on March 15th: After losing a high stakes game of musical chairs to some Russian billionaires, I've been inspired – not coerced - into making some sweeping changes to our education system. We're going to make public schools more like private ones. By investing in computers, firing bad teachers, and paying principals a living wage? No, by charging people to attend them. Is that legal? Is anything I do? Besides, this way students will have a choice where they go. But I'll have to do anything the kids ask me to, just to keep them. Do you really want civil servants sacrificing their integrity for a payout? Er uh, any additional questions can be directed to my Energy Secretary, Miss Springfield. Task: Make Kids Extort Skinner [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Skinner Debase Himself (6s, Springfield Elementary) Skinner, if you want my money, I'm going to need you to hand over my permanent record. Fine, let me get the forklift out of storage. And I expect you to write my essay on the ethics of plagiarism for me. Whoa. That's a real mind-bender. Quest reward: 100 and 10

School's Out Forever Pt. 2

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 1: How could you let these kids walk all over you? I think lying face down in the cafeteria was my first mistake. It just seems so unfair. Thank you, Homer, I knew I could - We're the one's who decide where our kids go to school. If anyone gets to walk all over you, it should be US! But your feet are so much bigger! Task: Make Parents Extort Skinner [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Skinner Further Debase Himself (6s, Springfield Elementary) These kids are learning all the wrong skills. Where are the classes on stitching my shirts and building my phone? That sounds like a sweatshop, Homer, not a school. Whoa whoa, nobody said anything about paying them. Do it, or we'll take our funding to another school. Quest reward: 100 and 10

School's Out Forever Pt. 3

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 2: Homer's ruining the one good part of school! If I can't torment Skinner, what's the point of going? A love of learning? A desire to gain skills necessary for a better future? Lisa, know your audience. You could just pick up and go to another school. Whoa! Now we're talking. Bart Elementary is opening in my treehouse! The only school with a dishonor roll! Task: Make Kids Skip School [x3] (6s, Bart's Treehouse) Oh, Joey, I love when you make those booming proclamations! It takes a brave man to tell people what they want to hear. The mark of a good politician is standing behind your ideas. Kids are ditching school faster than adults are ditching religion! Someone please THINK OF THE CHILDREN! It was all Miss Springfield's fault! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left

Left, Right, Left Pt. 1

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 3: I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation. So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin. If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick. No one asked you. No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this. Task: Make Bad Kids Skip Class (3h, Bart's Treehouse) Task: Collect Class Coins [x80] A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits! Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education. If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them! Quest reward: Rommelwood Academy, 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 2

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 1: Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage. You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense. I see no ominous downside to that! Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us? No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man. Task: Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy (3h, Rommelwood Academy) Task: Collect Class Coins [x180] SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed. You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children. Quest reward: Rommelwood Statue, 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 3

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 2: Atten-HUT! Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals. Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister! Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan. Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast. The one time I don't have my tape recorder. That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced! Task: Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment (3h, Rommelwood Academy) Task: Collect Class Coins [x350] Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete. On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning. Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms. Quest reward: Rommelwood Barracks, 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 4

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 3: This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games! I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me? There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground. All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy. Go get him, Bart. Task: Make Bart Plan the Escape (3h, Rommelwood Academy) Task: Collect Class Coins [x420] You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it. So why don't you? Mother doesn't trust me with small change. Quest reward: Cadet Lisa, 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 5

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 4: You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole. Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come. I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in. Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone. Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier! Task: Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training (3h, Rommelwood Academy, Skinner) Task: Collect Class Coins [x450] I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down. Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius! Quest reward: The Eliminator, 100 and 10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 6

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 5: Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here. I choose never. AHH! An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin! I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell. ‘Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit. But also thank you. Task: Make Martin Serve Double Detention (3h, Rommelwood Academy) Task: Collect Class Coins [x480] I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here. Well kids, time to go home. But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line? I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard. Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night. But I finally had complete power! Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart. Quest reward: Lisa's Conquer The Eliminator animated task, 100 and 10 Note: When Lisa is sent to Conquer The Eliminator afterwards, you can get rewards: Barbed Wire Fence [x5], Training Dummy, Bomb Shelter or Mini Nuclear Warhead.

One Girl Army

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 6: All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime? According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record. Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it? No. Apparently you can live with having ‘being a meanie' on your permanent record. Task: Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator (12h, The Eliminator) I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished! Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces. Whaaaaa? Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine. But I'm only eight. Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again. Quest reward: Training Dummy, 100 and 10

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For the Love of the Irish

After the user logs in on March 17th: Come on, Moe. It's nine a.m. on Saint Paddy's Day and I'm still sober! Do you really want that on your conscience? Sorry Homer, but you guys know I can't serve booze this early. If I get one more write-up from the city, I'll have to buy a new binder. And I ain't got no fancy binder money lying around. Pardon me, but O'Flanagan's is an Irish Bar. We operate on Greenwich Mean Time. Which means… I can serve you beer now. Woohooo! Quest reward: Pot O'Gold Float Note: When obtained, it will be placed in the inventory.

Pot 'O Gold Float Placement

After placing Pot O'Gold Float: That is one fabulous rainbow! Oi! The rainbow was ours first, ya flowery Finnegan! Rainbows are as straight as four leaf clovers and kissin' your pals when you're drunk. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Premium Gameplay

I'll Be Your Wingman

After placing Training Plane: Skinner's going easy on you 'cause you're a giiiiirl! Nuh-uh! He's going easy on me because I'm a suck-up. It's favoritism, not sexism. Skinner doesn't give me any breaks. He even took the brakes out of this plane. Task: Make Bart and Lisa Face the Training Plane (1h, Training Plane, Bart) Okay, we give up. You win. This must be what it's like to be a teddy bear in the dryer. Quest reward: 100 and 10

120 Caliber Hair Trigger

After placing WWII Tank: She's a beaut! They sure don't make ‘em like they used to. You mean cumbersome, dangerous, and prone to breakdown? Don't forget filled with mercury, you adorable talking cactus. Where's the cup holder? Are you telling me you spent an entire war HOLDING your beer? Task: Tap the WWII Tank Look at that payload fly! Where do you think that landed? That's a problem for another Springfield. Quest reward: 100 and 10

I Want to Believe

After building Hangar 18: I heard they are hiding aliens in there. We're SO sneaking in. Bart, I've already got weird eyes and a body not fit for this earth. Can't we just skip this and you poke me with a stick? We did that last week! Just keep watch and I'll make this a close encounter of the Bart kind. Patent pending. Task: Make Bart Search Hangar 18 (1h, Hangar 18) T Nothing. Just loose fireworks, oily rags, and unregistered nuclear warheads. ... Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Beautiful Mind

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 1

After unlocking Leopold: Leopold, I'm entrusting you with Springfield's best and brightest. This young man is an artist ahead of his time. He might be the next Dali. After all, he did melt my clock. Teacher says I'm unteacherable! Task: Reach Level 26 and Unlock Wiggum House Task: Make Leopold Mentor Ralph (6h, Enriched Learning Center, Ralph) Ralph? Have you seen the ingredients for your baking soda volcano? ... I suppose I should call a doctor. Where's my phone? ring ring* Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 2

After completing A Beautiful Mind Pt. 1: Ralph, let's try this again. If you have six apples, and you give me two, how many apples do you have left? I don't have any apples. It's a hypothetical question. No, it's a fruit. Just say four. All you need to say is four. APPLES! Task: Make Leopold Blow Off Steam (24h, Benches) Task: Make Ralph Play With Wiggle Puppy (24h) This boy is impossible to teach, and I once taught Helen Keller slam poetry! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 3

After completing A Beautiful Mind Pt. 2: We're just going to try some fast paced call and response. Ready? The sky is… Dinosaur! The earth is… Dinosaur! The T-Rex is a… East Berlin! Task: Make Leopold Take an Angry Walk (4h) Ralph, you're an idiot. There's absolutely nothing happening in your brain. Buddha says only an empty mind, clear of thought, can achive true nirvana. What did you say? These scissors taste salty. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hellfish Bonanza Promo

After the user logs in on March 21st: Someone broke into my shop and stole a bunch of WWII memorabilia. That's why you should've hired WWII vets to guard your store. I did hire you! Your first mistake.

Hellfish Bonanza

After tapping on Gil's Hellfish Bonanza mark: Ol' Gil's back in town and he's got a real deal for you: a veritable bonanza of WWII treasures – don't ask from where. I'll take check, cash, or a warm meal. Okay, ANY meal. Offer declined: I guess I'll have to go sign up for war instead of just profiting from it. Offer accepted: Thanks, soldier! Remember, you can't spell war profiteering without profit. Or war.

Forgetful Hellfish

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1

After buying Hellfish Bonanza: Hmmm… a gleam of purpose in your eye? A bounce in your step? An outfit with buttons AND zippers? What's going on, Dad? This is my Flying Hellfish uniform. I'm going to honor my fallen brothers. Jasper fell down the stairs again, eh? Task: Make Hellfish Abe Honor Fallen Hellfish (8h, Hellfish Monument) Simpson! I should have known I'd find you here. Well here I am. Now where exactly are we? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1: Come to claim the Hellfish bonanza for yourself, have you? You wouldn't even know what to do with the fortune. Buy two panda bears and make them fight to the death. I told you to stop reading my diary! Task: Make Hellfish Burns Bomb the Monument (1h, Hellfish Monument) Task: Make Hellfish Abe Save the Day (1h, Hellfish Monument) Must you insist on surviving? Be a good sport and die already! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2: You're surprisingly hard to kill, Simpson. And since I will never die thanks to a deal I made with a certain Satan, I propose a truce. Why would I ever trust you, Burnsie? Me? I'm completely transparent! You already know I'm evil and bright lights shine right through my bones. Huh? Just start digging. Task: Make Hellfish Abe Uncover the Hellfish Bonanza (24h, Hellfish Monument) Task: Make Hellfish Burns Take a Nap (24h) The chest is empty! What sort of Maltese Falconning is this? Come to think of it, didn't we already pull this thing up from the ocean once? Something about a German in a convertible? Surely we aren't so decrepit that we would entirely forget an epic hunt for lost treasure. Ooh, look: a treasure chest! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Tap Hellfish Treasure Chest

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3: Task: Tap the Hellfish Treasure Chest Quest reward: 100 and 10