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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Rommelwood Academy, St. Patrick's Day 2017 and Hellfish Bonanza content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

School's Out Forever[edit]

School's Out Forever Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on March 15th:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png After losing a high stakes game of musical chairs to some Russian billionaires, I've been inspired – not coerced - into making some sweeping changes to our education system.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We're going to make public schools more like private ones.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png By investing in computers, firing bad teachers, and paying principals a living wage?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, by charging people to attend them.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Is that legal?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Is anything I do? Besides, this way students will have a choice where they go.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But I'll have to do anything the kids ask me to, just to keep them. Do you really want civil servants sacrificing their integrity for a payout?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Er uh, any additional questions can be directed to my Energy Secretary, Miss Springfield.
Task: Make Kids Extort Skinner [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Skinner Debase Himself (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Skinner, if you want my money, I'm going to need you to hand over my permanent record.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Fine, let me get the forklift out of storage.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And I expect you to write my essay on the ethics of plagiarism for me.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Whoa. That's a real mind-bender.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

School's Out Forever Pt. 2[edit]

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How could you let these kids walk all over you?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I think lying face down in the cafeteria was my first mistake.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It just seems so unfair.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Thank you, Homer, I knew I could -
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We're the one's who decide where our kids go to school. If anyone gets to walk all over you, it should be US!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But your feet are so much bigger!
Task: Make Parents Extort Skinner [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Skinner Further Debase Himself (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png These kids are learning all the wrong skills. Where are the classes on stitching my shirts and building my phone?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That sounds like a sweatshop, Homer, not a school.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whoa whoa, nobody said anything about paying them. Do it, or we'll take our funding to another school.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

School's Out Forever Pt. 3[edit]

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer's ruining the one good part of school! If I can't torment Skinner, what's the point of going?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A love of learning? A desire to gain skills necessary for a better future?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa, know your audience.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You could just pick up and go to another school.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Whoa! Now we're talking. Bart Elementary is opening in my treehouse! The only school with a dishonor roll!
Task: Make Kids Skip School [x3] (6s, Bart's Treehouse)
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Oh, Joey, I love when you make those booming proclamations! It takes a brave man to tell people what they want to hear.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The mark of a good politician is standing behind your ideas.
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Kids are ditching school faster than adults are ditching religion! Someone please THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It was all Miss Springfield's fault!
Rommelwood Academy Guide.png
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left[edit]

Left, Right, Left Pt. 1[edit]

After completing School's Out Forever Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I've been told that according to some recent law -- I don't really keep up on my politics -- if we charge for education we also have to offer some compensation.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So from now on, every child that attends our school will get a Class Coin.
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png If you ask me, and no one did, it's time to put down the carrot and pick up the stick.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No one asked you.
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png No one ever asks Leopold. Not to prom, not for this.
Task: Make Bad Kids Skip Class (3h, Bart's Treehouse)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x80]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A BILL? For school? Next they'll be expecting me to pay for well-researched journalism, Flanders' Noflix password, or ER visits!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Parents are expected to make up the difference for students who don't collect enough Class Coins to pay for their education.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I'd known I'd have to pay for my kids, I never would've accidentally had them!
Quest reward: Rommelwood Academy, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Look at these school prices. Bart, climb into this basket – you're going to the orphanage.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png You know, military schools are very inexpensive, since they're subsidized by the Department of Defense.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I see no ominous downside to that!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Come on, Dad, couldn't you just homeschool us?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png No! I only know thirty-eight states and I refuse to learn any more! Not for you, not for no man.
Task: Make Lisa Enroll at Rommelwood Academy (3h, Rommelwood Academy)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x180]
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png SKINNER! All your students have enrolled in military school? I'm afraid your services at Springfield Elementary are no longer needed.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png You're firing me? But where will I go? All I have is my years of experience running a school, a military background, and a bitterness toward children.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Statue, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Atten-HUT!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh man, now Skinner's running THIS school? I can't get rid of this guy -- he's like the herpes of principals.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Tuck in that shirt. Un-tussle that hair. Over-under those laces, mister!
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png Never before have I seen a display of such unbridled uptightness. Skinner, allow me to be your number two: a Göring to your Führer. A Rasputin to your Czar. A Tinkerbell to your Peter Pan.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Please, you'd never survive here. I eat number twos for breakfast.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The one time I don't have my tape recorder.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png That's it, Simpson – I want a five page essay tomorrow on cruel and unusual punishment. Half-spaced!
Task: Make Bart Write an Essay on Cruel and Unusual Punishment (3h, Rommelwood Academy)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x350]
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Don't they understand – I'm a mathlete not an athlete.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png On the bright side, at least we get out at three p.m. That gives me just enough time to stare comatose at the wall until morning.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Effective immediately, Rommelwood Academy is a boarding school, fully prepared to house you day and night. Your first assignment is to build your dorms.
Quest reward: Rommelwood Barracks, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png This is terrible! We spend all day firing guns and learning to kill. I have no time to play violent video games!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I'm busting out of this joint! Who's with me?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There must be a diplomatic solution. Surely we can find some common ground.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png All common ground is hereby annexed by Rommelwood Academy.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Go get him, Bart.
Task: Make Bart Plan the Escape (3h, Rommelwood Academy)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x420]
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png You think that bed is made? I should be able to bounce a quarter off of it.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So why don't you?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Mother doesn't trust me with small change.
Quest reward: Cadet Lisa, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You guys make decoys to distract Skinner and I'll steal his stash of Class Coins. Then we can take our pick of schools instead of this hellhole.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Krusty Off-Shore For-Profit University, here I come.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I'm sick of having to say 'Sir, Ha-ha, sir', so I'm in.
Tapped Out Dolph Icon.png Me too. I want to see if my parents even notice if I'm gone.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Well, that one was a little sad. But welcome aboard, non-soldier!
Task: Make Lisa Complete Rifle Training (3h, Rommelwood Academy, Skinner)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x450]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think my rifle may be a little big. The recoil keeps knocking me down.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Shooting practice and a sit-up! I'm a genius!
Quest reward: The Eliminator, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Left, Right, Left Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Alright, it's now or never for our plan to get out of here.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I choose never.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png AHH!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png An anonymous source ratted you out. Martin!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I couldn't help it! There isn't a tattle I wouldn't tell.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png 'Round-the-clock detention for all of you. That goes double for you, Martin. There's no greater crime than turning on your unit.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But also thank you.
Task: Make Martin Serve Double Detention (3h, Rommelwood Academy)
Task: Collect Class Coins [x480]
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I hope you've all learned your lesson, because there's no easy way out of here.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well kids, time to go home.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But I thought you wanted someone to keep your kids in line?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I guess we just missed them too much. Missed the way they took out the garbage and mowed the yard.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Besides, Marge has been tucking in pineapples at night.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png But I finally had complete power!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Here, you can keep Pineapple Bart.
Quest reward: Lisa's Conquer The Eliminator animated task, Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Rommelwood Academy End.png
Note: When Lisa is sent to Conquer The Eliminator afterwards, you can get rewards: Barbed Wire Fence [x5], Training Dummy, Bomb Shelter or Mini Nuclear Warhead.

One Girl Army[edit]

After completing Left, Right, Left Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png All I wanted was to be supreme overlord of an army of ten-year-olds. Is that a crime?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png According to the UN, yes. But if it makes you feel better, I'd still like to finish The Eliminator. I couldn't live with myself if I had an incomplete on my permanent record.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Will you sing the "Skinner is the Best" marching cadence while you do it?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Apparently you can live with having 'being a meanie' on your permanent record.
Task: Make Lisa Conquer The Eliminator (12h, The Eliminator)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I finished! It was the hardest thing I've ever had to do but I finished!
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Thank you for legally consenting to join the Armed Forces.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Whaaaaa?
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Due to a recent executive order, recruits can be entrapped into enlistment starting as early as age nine.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But I'm only eight.
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Another draft dodger. This is the Navy preschool all over again.
Quest reward: Training Dummy, Cash.png100 and XP.png10

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT![edit]

After the user logs in on March 15th and lives in China:
System Message On March 23rd 2017, The Simpsons: Tapped Out will no longer be made available from the China App Store for download. Please note current players will be able to continue playing the existing version of their game (v4.25.6), but will not be able to make any new in-game purchases or receive new updates.

Thanks for tapping with us!
System Message Thank you for your dedication to The Simpsons: Tapped Out! As our gift to you, we have awarded you three Platinum Scratchers. Thanks for tapping with us!
Quest reward: 3 Platinum Scratch-Rs

For the Love of the Irish[edit]

After the user logs in on March 17th:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Come on, Moe. It's nine a.m. on Saint Paddy's Day and I'm still sober! Do you really want that on your conscience?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Sorry Homer, but you guys know I can't serve booze this early. If I get one more write-up from the city, I'll have to buy a new binder.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png And I ain't got no fancy binder money lying around.
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png Pardon me, but O'Flanagan's is an Irish Bar. We operate on Greenwich Mean Time.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Which means...
Tapped Out Tom O'Flanagan Icon.png I can serve you beer now.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woohooo!
Quest reward: Pot "O" Gold Float
Note: When obtained, it will be placed in the inventory.

Pot "O" Gold Float Placement[edit]

After placing Pot O'Gold Float:
Tapped Out Roscoe Icon.png That is one fabulous rainbow!
Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon.png Oi! The rainbow was ours first, ya flowery Finnegan!
Tapped Out Leprechaun Icon.png Rainbows are as straight as four leaf clovers and kissin' your pals when you're drunk.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Premium gameplay[edit]

I'll Be Your Wingman[edit]

After placing Training Plane:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Skinner's going easy on you 'cause you're a giiiiirl!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nuh-uh! He's going easy on me because I'm a suck-up. It's favoritism, not sexism.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Skinner doesn't give me any breaks. He even took the brakes out of this plane.
Task: Make Bart and Lisa Face the Training Plane (1h, Training Plane, Bart)
Tapped Out Bart and Lisa Icon.png Okay, we give up. You win.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This must be what it's like to be a teddy bear in the dryer.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

120 Caliber Hair Trigger[edit]

After placing WWII Tank:
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png She's a beaut! They sure don't make 'em like they used to.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You mean cumbersome, dangerous, and prone to breakdown?
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Don't forget filled with mercury, you adorable talking cactus.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Where's the cup holder? Are you telling me you spent an entire war HOLDING your beer?
Task: Tap the WWII Tank
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Look at that payload fly!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Where do you think that landed?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's a problem for another Springfield.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

I Want to Believe[edit]

After building Hangar 18:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I heard they are hiding aliens in there. We're SO sneaking in.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bart, I've already got weird eyes and a body not fit for this earth. Can't we just skip this and you poke me with a stick?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We did that last week!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Just keep watch and I'll make this a close encounter of the Bart kind. Patent pending.
Task: Make Bart Search Hangar 18 (1h, Hangar 18)
T
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Nothing. Just loose fireworks, oily rags, and unregistered nuclear warheads.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Beautiful Mind[edit]

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Leopold:
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png Leopold, I'm entrusting you with Springfield's best and brightest.
Tapped Out Chalmers Icon.png This young man is an artist ahead of his time. He might be the next Dali. After all, he did melt my clock.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Teacher says I'm unteacherable!
Task: Reach Level 26 and Unlock Wiggum House
Task: Make Leopold Mentor Ralph (6h, Enriched Learning Center, Ralph)
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png Ralph? Have you seen the ingredients for your baking soda volcano?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png ...
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png I suppose I should call a doctor. Where's my phone?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png
  • ring ring*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Beautiful Mind Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png Ralph, let's try this again. If you have six apples, and you give me two, how many apples do you have left?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png I don't have any apples.
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png It's a hypothetical question.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png No, it's a fruit.
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png Just say four. All you need to say is four.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png APPLES!
Task: Make Leopold Blow Off Steam (24h, Benches)
Task: Make Ralph Play With Wiggle Puppy (24h)
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png This boy is impossible to teach, and I once taught Helen Keller slam poetry!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

A Beautiful Mind Pt. 3[edit]

After completing A Beautiful Mind Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png We're just going to try some fast paced call and response. Ready? The sky is...
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Dinosaur!
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png The earth is...
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Dinosaur!
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png The T-Rex is a...
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png East Berlin!
Task: Make Leopold Take an Angry Walk (4h)
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png Ralph, you're an idiot. There's absolutely nothing happening in your brain.
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png Buddha says only an empty mind, clear of thought, can achive true nirvana.
Tapped Out Leopold Icon.png What did you say?
Tapped Out Ralph Icon.png These scissors taste salty.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hellfish Bonanza Promo[edit]

After the user logs in on March 21st:
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Someone broke into my shop and stole a bunch of WWII memorabilia.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png That's why you should've hired WWII vets to guard your store.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png I did hire you!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png Your first mistake.

Hellfish Bonanza[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Hellfish Bonanza Gil Icon.pngHellfish Bonanza mark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Ol' Gil's back in town and he's got a real deal for you: a veritable bonanza of WWII treasures – don't ask from where. I'll take check, cash, or a warm meal.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Okay, ANY meal.
Hellfish Bonanza Gil Deal.png
Offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I guess I'll have to go sign up for war instead of just profiting from it.
Offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Thanks, soldier! Remember, you can't spell war profiteering without profit. Or war.

Forgetful Hellfish[edit]

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1[edit]

After buying Hellfish Bonanza:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hmmm... a gleam of purpose in your eye? A bounce in your step? An outfit with buttons AND zippers? What's going on, Dad?
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png This is my Flying Hellfish uniform. I'm going to honor my fallen brothers.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Jasper fell down the stairs again, eh?
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Honor Fallen Hellfish (8h, Hellfish Monument)
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Simpson! I should have known I'd find you here.
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Well here I am. Now where exactly are we?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Come to claim the Hellfish bonanza for yourself, have you? You wouldn't even know what to do with the fortune.
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Buy two panda bears and make them fight to the death.
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png I told you to stop reading my diary!
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Bomb the Monument (1h, Hellfish Monument)
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Save the Day (1h, Hellfish Monument)
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Must you insist on surviving? Be a good sport and die already!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png You're surprisingly hard to kill, Simpson. And since I will never die thanks to a deal I made with a certain Satan, I propose a truce.
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Why would I ever trust you, Burnsie?
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Me? I'm completely transparent! You already know I'm evil and bright lights shine right through my bones.
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Huh?
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Just start digging.
Task: Make Hellfish Abe Uncover the Hellfish Bonanza (24h, Hellfish Monument)
Task: Make Hellfish Burns Take a Nap (24h)
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png The chest is empty! What sort of Maltese Falconning is this?
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Come to think of it, didn't we already pull this thing up from the ocean once? Something about a German in a convertible?
Tapped Out Hellfish Burns Icon.png Surely we aren't so decrepit that we would entirely forget an epic hunt for lost treasure.
Tapped Out Hellfish Abe Icon.png Ooh, look: a treasure chest!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Tap Hellfish Treasure Chest[edit]

After completing Forgetful Hellfish Pt. 3:
Task: Tap the Hellfish Treasure Chest
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10